Absolutely retarded option

The author has something to say: A certain god judge: The knife I forged will arrest me and put me in jail.

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In the next chapter, I will write a side story that has nothing to do with the main text.

Dao Le Yan (female) returns to the small theater of the Warring States Period. [You can jump! ! 】

Ms. Zhizi quickly won the approval of the first issue, because she is not only diligent, well-organized, but also athletic.

We often compete together in the temple where it should be a training ground.

Ms. Gardenia used a short knife, which made Yi Qi very friendly.

Zhizi: "I benefit a lot from each sparring session. These days, my knife skills have improved a lot. Thank you very much."

"I admire women like Miss Gardenia very much."

Suddenly being praised, a blush appeared on Miss Zhizi's face.

Master Sancun poked me quietly, "Fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, it's better to make me cheaper than to save me for a while."

I squeezed his chin so that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and poured a bowl of hot porridge into it. Sancun pinched his neck in pain, his eyes were bulging, and he rolled all over the floor.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga handed over a glass of water, "Drink slowly."

Sancun pinched his neck with one hand, took the water with the other, "Thank you." He poured it with his head up—and then sprayed it out, I sat aside in disgust, "Sloppy."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "I took it wrong, this cup is water."

The three-inch tongue and brain were numb, and another glass of water was handed to him. In order to survive, he didn't hear what Tsurumaru Kuninaga said at all.I don't know who handed it over and poured it down again. I shook my head and couldn't bear to look at it.How could Sancun be so easy to deceive?

If Tsurumaru Kuninaga handed over wine the first time, it would be alcohol the second time.

After drinking Sancun, he hiccupped with his mouth open, fell back straight, and passed out.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was totally disdainful of Mitsutada Mitsutada's face holding a candlestick, so he targeted him.

I really sympathize with the knife that is said to be called Candlestick Cut Guangzhong who looks exactly like him, but it looks the same as Sancun, how much karma has to be endured.

One night when I came back, I saw a round fat man sneaking around the door. The fat man was about the same age as Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and he was also very wretched.I saw that he suddenly felt a kindness, I walked behind him, patted him, and smacked his head.

The old man left a very traditional moon leader, which is ugly in one word.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi suggested several times that I cut my hair like that, but I strongly rejected it.Hideyoshi was also very pleased to say that Lord Nobunaga was so firm in rejecting his subordinates asking him to shave a "noble hairstyle".

"Sneaky, what are you doing at my door."

The fat old man was taken aback and turned around. His wretched face carried the air of a high-ranking person, "Boy, do you know who you are talking to?"

He is short, and I am too tall, so he has to raise his neck high to see me, but because there is too much fat on his neck, it is very difficult to raise his head. After seeing my face clearly, he was frightened He took a few steps back, bumped into the door with a bang, tripped over the threshold and fell backwards.

I quickly grabbed his waistband, joking about how much I would have to pay for an old man dressed so richly if he was injured at my door.

The Sancun guy has been estranged from me lately. He got a tael of gold from Toyotomi Hideyoshi and put it all in my pocket without giving it to me.

He just came over and said that the gold would cover my previous board and lodging expenses.

Did he think his house was made of gold?It's not the palace, so how can there be so many charges.Five or five points is cheaper than him. There were me, him, and Yiqi Yixiu at the time, so it should be divided into ten shares on average, three shares for each person.The extra one is for our daily board and lodging, and the six are mine and the first one, which is equal to mine.

"Old man, did you run away from home or was driven out by your daughter-in-law? There is nowhere to go, and don't hang around in front of my house. Did you fall on purpose just now? Did you want to touch porcelain? Let me tell you, My pocket is cleaner than my face, there is no way you can cheat me for money. Hurry up and leave, don't make me angry." Seeing that he is an old man, I kindly advised him.

The old man was still in shock, and after he stood up, his momentum rose again, "This old man is..."

I waved impatiently, "Okay, okay, I don't want to know who you are, it has nothing to do with me, I'll leave before I get angry."

"Nobunaga, what are you doing at the door? I, the master, haven't spoken yet, and you, the guests, have become the masters of the master." Sancun came out of the door slowly, and imitated the noble pig with a long tone. said in a tone of voice.

Sancun was holding a tin staff and wearing a bamboo hat, like an eminent monk, walked up to the old man with a smile on his face, put his right hand in front of the crowd and recited the Dharma name, "I don't know what your Excellency is doing in front of my house."

"I'm here to find Nobunaga." After speaking, he looked at me with a look of reminiscence, "You really don't remember me."

acquaintance?

"Who are you? We know each other?"

The old man looked at me painfully, held my hand, his head only reached my chest, and he was old, "You forgot, forgot, I am your best brother and strongest ally, Takechiyo. Now, I'm Tokugawa Ieyasu."

He seemed so sincere that I almost believed he was my best brother and my strongest ally.However, according to what Mai Shensho said, the old man who formed the Cheongju Alliance with me after the war in Ozazama not only prolongs his lifespan and killed me and Hideyoshi, but also has the face of becoming rich and powerful in his later years, and he may become a god after death.Proper Fu Lu Shou is complete.

Tokugawa Ieyasu chatted to me at the door, "I was sent to Owari country as a hostage, and I formed an indissoluble bond with you, and you told me that one day I will leave a strong mark in history, Finally get the world."

I almost got goosebumps when I said that.That's right, I checked the wording, I wrote it.

"At that time, my name was Takechiyo."

Japanese people change their names all the time, it's annoying.

Me: "You are Tokugawa Ieyasu, the one who opposed Hideyoshi?"

When Tokugawa Ieyasu heard these words, he yelled in his heart, it was not good where Nobunaga appeared, why did he come to Osaka Castle.In a few days, he was recognized by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, an old bastard. He must have bad-mouthed Nobunaga. That monkey was very cunning and insidious in the past.

Thinking of this, his tone became more sincere, "Toyotomi Hideyoshi cannot be trusted."

It's not that my brain was kicked by a donkey. How could I believe Toyotomi Hideyoshi? It's just that he doesn't plan to move me for the time being. If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move.Wait and see it get better.

"You are Lord Tokugawa Ieyasu. It is very dangerous to come to Osaka Castle like this. His Excellency Toyotomi Hideyoshi's eyes and ears are everywhere here."

"He didn't dare to touch me." Tokugawa Ieyasu greeted Sancun with a smile on his face, "You must be the Sancun mage."

Sancun was both surprised and delighted, "Have you heard of me?"

"The mage is a celebrity. I saw your mother when she was little."

Tokugawa Ieyasu skillfully set up friendship.

Sancun was stunned, "My mother, do you know my mother?"

Tokugawa Ieyasu nodded, "That's right, your mother is Empress Abe Seimei, the first family in the Onmyodō."

The origin of Sancun's mother is so old, Sancun doesn't even know who his mother is, so she must have eloped in the first place.

Sancun said that his old father is a wild monk who makes a living by bluffing and cheating. The wind acupoint in his hand is quite bluffing. If some little monster opens the wind acupoint and takes it away cleanly, he can cheat a lot of money. Otherwise, it would be impossible to buy such a huge family business.

It's just that the children and grandchildren are unfilial, Sancun is too lazy to manage, and determined to be a waste of life and debauchery.

When his father passed away, their family was quite rich, the fields were hired to cultivate, and there were servants, maids and housekeepers, but when I came, he was the only one in the whole temple, and the housekeeper was the last one to leave, and he moved away before leaving The last gilt Buddha statue.

I didn't want to greet Tokugawa Ieyasu at all, but my three-inch eyes were shining, as if I was watching a big moving gold mine.

"Master De Chuan, please come in quickly, Mr. De Chuan. The small temple is simple. You said that you were not afraid to be notified by your subordinates before you came. Now there is no dessert at home. Negligent, negligent. I am really terrified."

Seeing Sanshun's expression of wanting to kneel down and lick Tokugawa Ieyasu's shoes, I felt uncomfortable for a while.My status is much higher than that of Tokugawa Ieyasu, and I have never seen you serve me like this on weekdays.

"Hey, the threshold of my house was too high when it was first measured, and it caused people to stumble. I have lived here for more than [-] years, and people who go in and out of the house on weekdays have fallen. Today I took the time to make the threshold Shovel, you can come anytime in the future."

Doglegs, it's really doglegs.

After all, Sancun is also my subordinate, and it makes me feel ashamed to flatter another person like this.

I coughed, and Ieyasu said with a smile, "Since the Master invites you kindly, then I will not be respectful."

Said that these two people went in together, but left me behind.

"Master Ieyasu." Miss Gardenia bowed immediately when she saw Tokugawa Ieyasu.

"Gardenia, why are you here?"

"Toyotomi Hideyoshi redeemed my flower house and gave it to Nobunaga-sama."

"Nonsense, doesn't he know the relationship between Lord Nobunaga and Mrs. Guidie? It's just nonsense!" After finishing speaking, he said seriously, "Hideyoshi's reckless behavior has caused you trouble, don't worry, I will take Zhizi with me when I leave. take away."

No, no!

I hurriedly winked at Zhizi, and quickly said that you stayed here voluntarily.

But Zhizi and I didn't understand at all, "Yes, Mr. Ieyasu."

At the dinner table, I made sarcastic remarks to Tokugawa Ieyasu.

"Could it be that Mr. Nobunaga is reluctant to part with Miss Zhizi?" The fat old man Ieyasu asked casually, "You have a deep affection for Mrs. Guidie."

You always go back to the butterfly, I don't even know who she is.

One issue, one shock: "Master Nobunaga, how is the meal today, I am not good at cooking."

"Humph……"

Tokugawa Ieyasu: "Your name is Yiqi Yizhen?"

"Yes."

"Is it the name of the knife?"

"Yes."

"Did the letter chief take it?"

Yixing glanced at me, "Yes."

"There are so few words."

I am very satisfied with Tokugawa Ieyasu's attitude towards Tokugawa Ieyasu.

Wine over three rounds of dishes over five flavors.

When Tokugawa Ieyasu left, he split the threshold of his house that had been with him for more than a hundred years, and the old beast took Miss Gardenia into the carriage.

Watching her go away, my heart began to rain.

As soon as Tokugawa Ieyasu left, Hideyoshi came. He must have been nearby and waited around.

"Is there something wrong with you? It's so late."

"You once said that Tokugawa Ieyasu must be the one who finally conquered the world. I didn't believe it before, but now I can't help but believe it."

I moved my eyes, held Hideyoshi's old hand, and smiled arrogantly, "I also make mistakes sometimes."

"It will be you, monkey, who will take over the world."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi: ...

"...you will be the one who conquers the world, Hideyoshi."

I would not unwisely shout in front of Toyotomi Hideyoshi that I want to take the world from him.

Afterwards, Tokugawa Ieyasu sent my family property from that year, that is, the "relic", to Quan Mingren.

He is an enemy.

In the next few days, no one came to harass me, "It's time to subdue the monster."

Sancun, "I'm still going. I won't go. If you want to go, go yourself. So you haven't given up on conquering the world yet?"

"I was going to take over the world, didn't I get killed in the Benneng Temple?"

"Why did you never mention Mitsuhide Akechi who betrayed you?"

"I have no impression."

"It stands to reason that hearing the name of the enemy, or betraying you at the most critical moment of seizing the world, there should always be some reactions."

Not really.

What I remember most clearly are the eventful years of our tour group.

Because of his sudden wealth, Sancun plans to go to North Korea's Sungkyunkwan for public prostitution.For this reason, he also bribed Toyotomi Hideyoshi's subordinates, packed his luggage and said goodbye to me excitedly, "Nobunaga, take a good look at the house."

"Okay, get out. It's a long journey, don't catch some disease and bring it back to infect the female cattle in Osaka Castle."

Sancun: "I am."

Three inches away, only me, Yiqi Yizhen and White Beard were left in the temple.

Lonely, let's forge the knife.

I said to Yiqi Yizhen: "Look, we have money now, let's forge a knife."

Yizheng agreed.

He poked the material on the stove a few times, and didn't turn on the fire, what was he doing.

After waiting for a while, the stove didn't move, and I couldn't help asking him, "What are you doing?"

Yizheng was a little dazed in the first phase, "Forge the knife."

"You didn't light the fire."

Do you want to light a fire?

You can't even start a fire and dare to tell me that you want to manage the forge workshop, what a mess.

"Get out of my way."

I skillfully lit a fire and threw iron stones into it to initially smelt steel ingots.After cooling, pick up a hammer as if to strike.

The first phase of Ichishin and later Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the examiner's bare upper body, revealing his beautiful muscles, and his arms that were repeatedly raised and lowered, and felt that the world was unreal, magical, and the world was not real. worth.

After a long time, I stopped the repetitive movements, and a blade embryo had already formed. After quenching the fire, I input spiritual power, and the sword took shape naturally.

I greeted Yiqi Yizhen, "Come here and see which knife it is."

Yiqi came over with a disillusioned look on his face, and observed the pattern of the sword, "It's Izumi Shou Kanesada, fighting the sword."

Izumi Mori Kanesada was the sword of Hijikata Toshizo at the end of the Tokugawa period, and it would be bad if his identity was revealed if he was summoned.We must stop him before he introduces his identity later.

I looked curiously at the cherry blossoms emerging from the knife body.

In the first episode, I was nervous.

The cherry blossoms were almost floating, and a phantom appeared from Izumi Mamoru Kanesada. The phantom gradually solidified, and a man in a black uniform, with long legs, a thin waist, a handsome face, and short hair with V bangs appeared.

He had a cigarette in his mouth and held a bowl of things piled with a lump of pale yellow sauce in one hand.

Toshiro Hijikata: "... Gathered a crowd to summon the black magic, you were arrested."