Absolutely retarded option

"This is... a knife?" Sancun fell and squatted up and walked to the ten-meter sword.

"This knife is more than ten meters long, is it used by giants?"

"You still care about this broken knife now? We were almost killed by it, it must be a demon knife." Sancun snarled at me.

I ignored him lazily, walked around the knife and said in amazement, "It's the first time I've seen such a majestic knife."

My swordsmith's heart was awakened again.

Although I don't want to admit it, this Yanyue Sword looks much more handsome than my [-]-meter Eight Tai Sword, although the shape is not as cool as the [-]-meter Eight Tai Sword.But as a purebred Datang person, I like "big" in my bones, and grandeur is what we Datang people pursue.

"Nobunaga! Don't touch him!" Sancun still wanted to stop him, but before he could, my hand had already touched the eighteen centimeter... 18-meter sword!

In an instant, the terrifying domineering and murderous aura came into my mind from the joint of palms. A giant in the sea of ​​corpses swung the crescent knife and rushed towards countless naval soldiers...

The owner of this knife was an unrivaled powerhouse in his lifetime.

After a long time I put my hand down.

Sancun asked: "What did you see? Your face changed so quickly."

I greeted Yi Qi to come over: "Do you see if there is Fu Sangshen on this knife?"

"Yes." Yiqi Yizhen came over and inspected it carefully and said, "Although this knife is very powerful, I am far behind it, but the lifespan of forging it will not exceed 50 years, and it takes more than a hundred years for Fusangshen to be born. .”

I smacked my lips regretfully, and lost interest in an instant, "Let's go, let's go, it's been so long, go catch monsters."

The three-inch monster yelled, "You haven't forgotten about catching monsters, such a powerful knife you bring back is no more useful than catching monsters."

"Useful? What's the use? If you can't summon Fu Sangshen to take him back, it's just taking up space. How can I wait for him for 50 years?"

Sancun, who has been fighting on the front line of poverty for a long time, almost fell on me and slapped me, "Aren't you stupid, we don't have to count everything about eating when we bring such a big knife home and sell it to some rich person. "

"Whenever we plan to eat, we always want to eat whatever we want."

Sancun sighed and looked at me sadly, "We always eat the cheapest food, of course we can eat whatever we want."

Yes, is that so?

Is it not that there is no delicious food in Osaka Castle, but that we are too poor to even go to places that sell good food?

I do not believe.

"One phase, one shock?"

"My lord, what Master Sancun said is true."

I have to be strong not to be knocked down by the cruel world.

Driven by the power of money, I decided to take the 18-meter broadsword back. I tried to lift it, but it didn't move.

I never realized I was so thin.

"Three inches, come here."

Sancun didn't move, and was very aware of his own strength.

Both of us turned our attention to Yiqi Yizhen, the only monster.

Yiqi Yizhen bit the bullet and held the handle of the knife, um, I couldn't hold it with both hands, it was so thick and long.

Yiqi Yizhen's face turned red, and the 18-meter broadsword remained motionless.

First issue, one shock: "I'm sorry, my lord, I can't do anything."

It's still a monster, and its strength doesn't seem to be much stronger than that of a human being. Three inches around the big knife and knocked left and right, "How much does this thing weigh?"

"108000 pounds."

I opened my mouth and came, Sancun was startled, and belatedly realized that I was cheating on him.

"I almost believed it. How can the three of us carry him back? Even if we practice for another 1000 years, we still won't be able to carry him back."

I said coolly, "That's not sure. It is said that you ran faster than the first strike just now. Although the first strike slowed down my speed, you can't run faster than him."

Yizheng also agreed, "Mage's mobility is much better than mine."

I looked at Sancun indifferently, "I can't think that we have known each other for so long, and the mage has something to hide from me."

Master Sancun scratched his bald head, "Don't say that, in fact, we haven't known each other for long, and it's been less than three months."

A smell called prelude to dismantling pervaded before Sancun and me.

Although I can't hold my head up in front of Sancun by eating three-inch and living in three-inch, but now I have a period of Yizheng as an ace thug, who can be on the battlefield and the kitchen, and can make money to support his family when he is free. Warming the bed is no problem, and suddenly three inches are not so important.

That's right, I want to kill the donkey.

In fact, I am not interested in Sancun's secret, "How to take it back..."

Yizheng said in a timely manner: "Why don't you ask Mr. Toyotomi."

Hideyoshi, I'm in a bit of a bind. In the morning, I was enthusiastically planning to take the world back from him, so I went up to the mountain to subdue the monsters. Now that something happened, I called him here. Isn't it a bit bitch?

The first issue of Yizhen went on to say: "The only one in Osaka who has the money to buy this knife is His Excellency Toyotomi Hideyoshi."

Sancun: "It makes sense."

Indeed, this knife can only be sold to Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

I looked at 18 meters and couldn't bear it.

"One issue, one strike, you are fast, go to Hideyoshi and tell him."

Sancun: "Wait a minute, it's better to determine the amount first."

Yes, there must be a psychological price.

"How much do you think it's worth?"

Sancun: "At least a thousand taels of gold."

We hit it off right away, and set off to find Toyotomi Hideyoshi as soon as the first issue hit.

Thinking of seeing Lord Toyotomi again, he was very nervous. Naturally, he would not recognize Toyotomi Hideyoshi. After all, it changed hands many times. As a result, he was shortened. You must know that whether it is a human or a knife, it is one inch long and one inch strong.

The title of Master Sancun is reported in the first phase and one vibration.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi paused his hand holding the pen, and said, "I see."

Master Sancun is the mage of the temple where Oda Nobunaga lived, and the man who came here must be the remaining handsome man.

The man came to Osaka Castle less than a month ago, but he quickly gained a considerable reputation and was sought after by countless noble women.Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who is ugly and doesn't like women even if he has power, hated handsome men like Yiqi Yijin very much when he was young.

"Let him wait."

"Yes."

First issue, one shock: "Master Toyotomi is busy?"

"Yes."

"Then I..."

"Please wait later."

This moment, it was an hour later.

The first episode and one shock are monsters, so naturally I don't feel tired, just boring.It would be nice if there were brothers around.

Nobunaga Honmaru didn't forge his sword in the first phase because he was worried, and he didn't have to go out to destroy the time-traveling army. He had nothing to do except part-time work and housework, so he was so free.

After all, the salary in the custom shop is very high, and he is still the top card. The reward money from the noble woman alone is enough for an ordinary family to spend for a year.

At first, I was almost moved when I knew that the best man made so much money in the custom shop.Sancun desperately stopped me, saying that Nobunaga Oda was so depraved that he went to a custom shop to see the best man in Japan, what should I do.

In other words, why did I name myself Oda Nobunaga.

"Your Excellency told you to go in."

"You are Oda Nobunaga's subordinate."

"Yes."

"It seems that you know his identity, how does it feel?"

"I'm very shocked and not completely convinced."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi: "The old man has confirmed it."

Yizhen took a deep breath in the first issue, and when he spoke again, he was a little hostile, "How can you be sure, my lord?"

Toyotomi Hideyoshi smiled slightly, "This old man has fought side by side with Nobunaga for many years. Although he betrayed him in the end, there is no saying that the person who knows you best is not someone else but an enemy. This old man can be said to be the person who knows Nobunaga best. , although the hair has turned white, but the appearance and character are Nobunaga himself."

The first episode was silent.

"What do you want to see the old man for?"

"My lord and the sorcerer found a magical weapon in Kulu Mountain. It was several feet long. The three of us couldn't move it back. I want to ask Lord Fengchen to bring it back."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi raised his disorganized eyebrows, "A few feet?" He didn't ask where Kulu Mountain is.

"Yes."

"It's rare."

Oda Nobunaga likes to collect magical weapons. He has been influenced by Nobunaga too much and has a soft spot for weapons.

"Okay, the old man will send someone to follow you, how many people are needed?"

"50 people."

"So many?" Toyotomi Hideyoshi thought, "I'll give you 100."

In the first issue, he said firmly, "There are still a thousand taels of gold."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi is too expensive.

He was born in poverty, and when he was a child with no money in his pocket, he could fight with others for a little food.

But now, he is the most powerful man in Japan.

"can."

In the first phase, Yizhen led a large group of people to Kulu Mountain in a hurry.

The leading warrior asked doubtfully, "Isn't this Lushan?"

"You can call it whatever the Lord likes."

Samurai: Your master is quite powerful (sao).

"You're finally back." Sancun and I lay on the ruins clutching our growling bellies, and came out anxiously without a picnic lunch box.

"Your subordinate is late, please forgive me, Lord."

what can i do to you golden chicken

"It's okay to come back if it's okay."

Yiqi Yizheng took out the lunch box from the bag on the horse, "This subordinate passed by the restaurant and packed food for you, please use it, Master."

Dusk cast a golden light on Yiqi Yizheng's handsome face, while Sancun snatched the lunch box like a hungry tiger.

"So rich!"

The samurai of the Toyotomi family: "..." He is a confidant, and he knows that the white-haired man is suspected to be Oda Nobunaga, but is this the legendary Oda Nobunaga?Master Toyotomi worked under this kind of person when he was young?It seems extremely unreliable, how did he get the title of "Sixth Heaven Demon King".

"The knife is in front, I will take you there."

After a while, hundreds of warriors were speechless, standing in front of the sword that was several feet high, not daring to move, "This, this is the treasure of the gods."

"Only the gods can use it."

Sancun and I sat down and listened to the chubby belly and came to see the samurai kneeling on the floor, "What are they doing?"

It was a very headache in the first episode, "I buried my head in worshiping God."

"Why don't I understand?"

These people regarded the 18-meter-meter sword as a god's sabre, and dared not even touch it. They knelt down with their foreheads pressed against the ground, muttering and praying to themselves.

It's unrealistic to expect them to bring back the 18-meter broadsword. How can we find this bunch of trash in the first stage? It's almost night. Are we going to spend the night on the mountain today?The night on the mountain is very cold, and there are wild beasts around. Although there are so many people here, and all of them are agile masters, the mere wild beasts are not enough to prove it, but I am a delicate and expensive landlord, how could it be possible? Overnight on the mountain.

"Three inches, what can you do?"

Sancun sat on the ground, his oily skin covered with a layer of oily shine after not washing his face for a day, and his bald head looked even brighter.I heard Yizhen in the first issue that he looked like his former colleague, a knife called Candlestick Cut Mitsutada.That Candlestick, Qie Guangzhong, not only has thick hair, but also has the true biography of the former owner. He has excellent cooking skills, is diligent and eats a hundred times less than Sancun.If it weren't for my scruples, I would have let Yiqi Yizhen forge the candlestick out of the light.

It is said that there is also a knife called Yakiri Hasebe, which looks like a knife but is actually a dog, loyal to its master.More reliable than dogs if trained well.

I can say that I am very moved.

Forging a knife depends on bloodlines. In the first issue, it was said that he is an ultra-rare knife. It can be said that I was lucky to be able to forge him in one shot. It is hard to say whether I will have such good luck in the future.If a drunkard who eats too much and doesn't work is forged, wouldn't it be a loss?

——Let's not do business that loses money.

Wait, this sentence is very familiar.

The original sentence seems to be: Commander, let's not do business that loses money.

After Honnoji cheated and died, I went somewhere and became the head of the regiment.

This is an important clue.

A loss-making business... This word is worth pondering, the speaker is talking about robber logic.Had I been a robber for a while?

No wonder I don't have any aristocratic and aristocratic temperament left in me. Is it exhausted in my career as a robber?

And Kulu Mountain... Could it be that I was the bandit leader in Kulu Mountain?

What regiment?

I thought hard, my head was about to explode, and I scratched my feet and said, "This deal is done, let's go on a trip. Go to North Korea with a tour group to play with Korean women."

The words "Sancun" woke me up, it was the head of the tour group!

Phantom tour group!

Abbreviation, Phantom Troupe.

A feeling called belonging arises in me.Presumably my team members are still waiting for me to travel together.

The purpose of our group is: the world is so big, I want to travel and rob.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi sent another group of elites to follow, and it was already late at night, and countless torches brightly lit Kulu Shanzhao.Toyotomi Hideyoshi saw Nobunaga sitting cross-legged on the side of the road thinking deeply at a glance, and asked what happened to Yiqi Yizhen.

"My lord seems to have remembered something, and I have been motionless since just now."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi's heart trembled, feeling that things were about to happen.

He walked up to Nobunaga and knelt down to look at this young and handsome face. Suddenly, Nobunaga opened his eyes, his eyes were like lightning, extremely majestic.

Raising his arm slowly, Toyotomi Hideyoshi did not dare to move.I saw Nobunaga's ten fingers inserted into his hair, and he changed his hair with a big back.

"Hideyoshi."

"……Yes?"

I stretched out my oily hand and pressed Toyotomi Hideyoshi's shoulder, "It's getting cold, I want to wear a mink."