Absolutely retarded option
Chapter 35: Spring Elixir
In the next period of time, the first-year students of Xiongying High School also felt that the mood of the newly promoted Huadao Leyan was very bad.To describe it specifically, it is similar to a dead relationship.
The well-informed classmates inquired up and down and found out that Dorothy's first love died in the worst "despair event" in human history.
Although they were killed by professional heroes as soon as they extended from Hope Peak Academy, there are still some remnants of the party.In order to avoid causing greater panic, Hope Peak Academy had to be banned.
"It's so miserable. I heard that Dao Lesang's first love was Cheng Jun, because he died so badly that even the guests who went to pay condolences were not shown." The girl who spoke said anxiously, holding her chest. I received an invitation letter from Hope Peak Academy, but luckily I didn't go."
"I heard that the personality of the child who triggered the time is despair. Hope Peak Academy is very strange. The students they recruit must add the super high school level before the student's personality. It means the strongest personality of the same kind."
"What is that Cheng-jun's personality?"
The topic stopped here, and Dao Leyan with a haggard face came.
Although we haven't seen each other for many years, our friendship is real.Unexpectedly, he died as soon as he said he was dead.Good people don't live long.
Maybe the absolute option is to make me happy, so I have the following options.
【①A handful of Katsuki Bakugo ②A handful of Boom Shoko ③A handful of Shouta Aizawa ④A handful of Green Valley Deku ⑤A handful of Toshino Yagi】
Reminds me of the game I used to play, Lu ah Lu.
Let's get rid of Bakugo first, the fight between the two of us will end with Bakugo's dead hero being demolished and I being wanted.
Hong Jiaodong, I'm not familiar with him.
Mr. Aizawa, please sincerely ask Mr. Aizawa, who is serious and responsible, maybe he will agree, to be determined.
Green Valley, it must be fine for the Green Valley boy to be so gentle.
Yagi... who is this?
Choose one between Aizawa-sensei and Midoriya, try both, the one who gets fucked by me first will be the one.
I came to Class A of the first year with a bento.
Lvgu Izuhisa was happily chatting with Liri.Liri looked at him with shining eyes, unexpectedly, Lugu didn't seem to have any relationship with the opposite sex...in fact, he was very good at it.
Reminds me of Cheng Jun who died young.
Another sigh.
I looked around Class A, and I saw that Hong Jiaodong was not there, so I walked to the faculty office, and a thin man was sitting in it. Does our school have such a teacher?
"What's the matter with you, classmate?"
"I want to see Mr. Aizawa."
"Aizawa's business is not up to Xiongying."
It's troublesome now, do I really want to masturbate?
"What do you want Aizawa to do?"
"Because of some kind of force majeure, I have to touch Mr. Aizawa's head..." As I said that, I saw the mysterious teacher vomit blood, "Ah, teacher, are you alright?"
All Might, also known as Toshino Yagi, wiped off the blood in a panic, "Why did you..."
How to explain it?
"Because I've been very unlucky recently, a fortune teller told me to touch lucky people for luck."
This reason is too far-fetched!
And Aizawa Xiaota looked clearly desperate and unlucky!
Since Mr. Aizawa is not around, I can only touch Bakugo. I hope he will not be too angry. Before saying goodbye to the unknown teacher, I asked a lot, "Teacher, what's your name?"
All Might said his real name without thinking: "My name is Yagi Toshinori."
Me: Σ(⊙▽⊙
Maybe it was because my expression was too surprised, Yagi-sensei looked behind him suspiciously, but there was nothing, "Student, what's wrong with you?"
I bowed sincerely and said: "Actually, Yagi-sensei is also a very lucky person according to the fortune-teller! Please let me touch my head!"
Yagi Jundian: "..."
He was beaten by allforone to bid farewell to his heroic career, and he may die at any time. It has nothing to do with luck.
"Student Daole, I see that I am seriously ill. It has nothing to do with luck. Don't trust the words of fortune tellers on the street too much."
Me: "No, no, that is the great fortune god with a predictive personality. The blessing dice he made by himself, and he used that for multiple-choice questions in the exam has never made a mistake!" It's up to you, Shintaro Midorima!
Yes, is it?
Facing the girl's expectant eyes, Yagi Toshinori was quickly defeated.
He lowered his head slightly and leaned in front of me.
I took a breath, not expecting it to be so easy.This Mr. Yagi must be a kind-hearted angel with broken wings.
I carefully touched Yagi-sensei's dark golden hair.The hair quality is not very good, but it is warm and comfortable.
The teacher must have been a very kind person.
I don't know what enemy I encountered to become like this.
【Auspicious, Dao Le Banquet received Rejuvenation Pill · 1】
Rejuvenation Pill!It turned out to be Rejuvenation Pill!
Isn't it the basic medicine I used to play Aojian OL?
The effect seems to be... to restore blood?
By the way, when will the absolute option drop!I have bound it for almost three years, and there are only two 5-minute skills, Transformation and Mind Reading, and they are locked and prohibited from being used.
As for extraordinary pills, I have never even thought about them!
It's raining red!
The absolute option is said to be a new patch after the update.
He took out a small transparent box containing a jade-colored elixir from his pocket. This elixir looked very unusual and glowed.
Maybe it was produced by the legendary kitchen utensils.
The question is, is the rejuvenation pill for me or do you want me to give it to Yagi-sensei?
I asked the absolute option, and he started to play dead again.
After thinking about it, the IQ as high as 280 confirmed that the Rejuvenation Pill was intended for the soon-to-be-deceased Yagi Toshinori.The rejuvenation pill in Aojian is just a low-level pill.Da Huan Dan or something?
Could it be that my level is too low.
The absolute option also has LV, hahaha, I don't believe it.
Absolute option is not a cliché upgrade system to fight monsters.
I put the box in Mr. Yagi's hand, "This is your return gift."
"Girl, you are too polite..." Yagi Jundian casually looked at the box, startled by the obviously extraordinary pill inside, "This is..."
I was afraid that he would ask more, so I quickly said: "Teacher, this is for you, so I will give it to you alone. It is our secret. You must not tell it, or I will be unhappy, so I left. Bye bye. "
"Wait—" The girl slipped faster than a rabbit.
He recognized her at a glance as the student who said during the entrance tour that she was more suitable to be a villain and had no clear relationship with the enemy alliance's Sihanmuhang.
Yagi Jundian opened the medicine box, and a refreshing medicinal fragrance burst out from it.
He buckled the box, and it was really floating!
This is actually medicine!Could it be that all the medicines he took before were fake medicines?
The appearance is also amazing.
Just smelling the fragrance of the medicine, the pain has been greatly reduced. He is well-informed, but he has never heard of such a miraculous medicine... pill?I wanted to get it tested by the healing girl, but I thought about the secret that Daole girl said, and hesitated again.
Forget it, let's leave it for now.
Wait until you have to take it—
But, why did the Daole girl give him such a cherished medicine?
……
After thinking about it, I still feel that it is too impulsive to give Rejuvenation Pill to Mr. Yagi.Maybe because I have never seen money back before, I was suddenly treated tenderly by the absolute option and lost my mind.
I feel like a hostage with Stockholm syndrome, restless all day.
Soon it was Ah Cheng's first seven days, and I took the bus to the cemetery with a white chrysanthemum in my hand to visit Ah Cheng's grave.
The cemetery is rather bleak.
When I arrived, a girl was kneeling in front of Ah Cheng's grave.
Damn it turned out to be a pink hair.
I have a hunch that this girl is not a good person, so it's better not to confront her head-on.But it was too late, when I stepped into her absolute domain, the girl's evil eyes fixed on me, "Are you Cheng Jun's friend?"
"I am. Are you?"
"I'm his high school classmate," the pink-haired girl showed me a cute smile. She looks no less than a popular idol, "I'm Enoshima Junko, nice to meet you."
Knowing that I am a student of Yuei High School, Junko Enoshima exclaimed in surprise, "You are really amazing."
"Just general subjects."
Enoshima Dunko overwhelmed me with enthusiasm, "I should go back at this late hour, should Enoshima take the bus or take a taxi?"
"I want to be here with Cheng."
it's here?You say the cemetery, you're going to spend the night in the cemetery.
Do not make jokes.
"It's going to be very cold at night, and you didn't bring a tent and sleeping bag, what should you do if you catch a cold?"
Enoshima Dunko looked at me quietly, "Then Dorotasan wants to take me in?"
——So I went back to my apartment with Enoshima Junko.
Don't ask me why things have developed like this, I'm very good!
When we went up the stairs, we met Matsuzaka Granose who was humming a ditty, and I felt bad intuitively.
Because who knows if there will be any chemical changes when two powder cut blacks come together.
So I have always been afraid of Momoi May.Although Momoi Mayzuki looked like a perfect girl on the surface, but—if she was so godlike, she wouldn't let her have pink hair, which is rare in the first place.Therefore, it is only a matter of time before Momoi May goes black.And it was probably Heipi Dahui who turned her black.I have never provoked Aomine Daiki for the above reasons.
I don't know why Matsuzaka Granose didn't say hello to me today, maybe it's because I think it's inconvenient to have someone around me.I was relieved.
But who would have expected that when he walked to the door, Junko Matsuenoshima greeted Matsuzaka Granose, "Hello, neighbor."
Matsuzaka Granose was suddenly stopped and was stunned for a moment, then reacted with the same sweet smile.
"Ah hello."
I think, if these two people grow up safely in the future, maybe today's meeting...the meeting will be recorded in the annals of fan cut black history.Why did Mi Haisha fail because she is blonde!
"I'm Enoshima Dunko."
"Matsuzaka Granose."
Enoshima Dunko circled around the sugar, "I like you so much, you have delicious despair in your eyes."
"Despair?" Matsuzaka Granose tilted his head and said, "I'm full of hope now."
Enoshima Junko's face was almost attached to Matsuzaka Granose's, "I don't look like it."
"Can you get out of the way? I'm going in."
"You live in this house." Enoshima Dunko went around to the door, "This house is filled with even stronger despair."
As she said, the black and white bear on the twin tails also nodded.
The battle between powder and black is really exciting.
Matsuzaka Grano took out the key and accidentally dropped the key on the ground, and the door opened.An adult woman with pink hair poked her head out, "San Tang, are you back?"
What the hell is this woman!I was so scared that I shook my schoolbag.Fortunately, I am also a big shot who has experienced many worlds so I didn't make a fool of myself.
Not only was Enoshima Junko not afraid when she saw Granu’s aunt, but she was also very happy, "Hi, I’m Enoshima Junko! Can I come in as a guest? Your home really makes me feel so comfortable."
granulated sugar:"…………"
Granu's aunt turned sideways: "Please come in, do you want to come in, the classmate over there?"
"I don't need it." I pushed open the door of my house expressionlessly.
I will not accompany you when you are sick and delicate.
The well-informed classmates inquired up and down and found out that Dorothy's first love died in the worst "despair event" in human history.
Although they were killed by professional heroes as soon as they extended from Hope Peak Academy, there are still some remnants of the party.In order to avoid causing greater panic, Hope Peak Academy had to be banned.
"It's so miserable. I heard that Dao Lesang's first love was Cheng Jun, because he died so badly that even the guests who went to pay condolences were not shown." The girl who spoke said anxiously, holding her chest. I received an invitation letter from Hope Peak Academy, but luckily I didn't go."
"I heard that the personality of the child who triggered the time is despair. Hope Peak Academy is very strange. The students they recruit must add the super high school level before the student's personality. It means the strongest personality of the same kind."
"What is that Cheng-jun's personality?"
The topic stopped here, and Dao Leyan with a haggard face came.
Although we haven't seen each other for many years, our friendship is real.Unexpectedly, he died as soon as he said he was dead.Good people don't live long.
Maybe the absolute option is to make me happy, so I have the following options.
【①A handful of Katsuki Bakugo ②A handful of Boom Shoko ③A handful of Shouta Aizawa ④A handful of Green Valley Deku ⑤A handful of Toshino Yagi】
Reminds me of the game I used to play, Lu ah Lu.
Let's get rid of Bakugo first, the fight between the two of us will end with Bakugo's dead hero being demolished and I being wanted.
Hong Jiaodong, I'm not familiar with him.
Mr. Aizawa, please sincerely ask Mr. Aizawa, who is serious and responsible, maybe he will agree, to be determined.
Green Valley, it must be fine for the Green Valley boy to be so gentle.
Yagi... who is this?
Choose one between Aizawa-sensei and Midoriya, try both, the one who gets fucked by me first will be the one.
I came to Class A of the first year with a bento.
Lvgu Izuhisa was happily chatting with Liri.Liri looked at him with shining eyes, unexpectedly, Lugu didn't seem to have any relationship with the opposite sex...in fact, he was very good at it.
Reminds me of Cheng Jun who died young.
Another sigh.
I looked around Class A, and I saw that Hong Jiaodong was not there, so I walked to the faculty office, and a thin man was sitting in it. Does our school have such a teacher?
"What's the matter with you, classmate?"
"I want to see Mr. Aizawa."
"Aizawa's business is not up to Xiongying."
It's troublesome now, do I really want to masturbate?
"What do you want Aizawa to do?"
"Because of some kind of force majeure, I have to touch Mr. Aizawa's head..." As I said that, I saw the mysterious teacher vomit blood, "Ah, teacher, are you alright?"
All Might, also known as Toshino Yagi, wiped off the blood in a panic, "Why did you..."
How to explain it?
"Because I've been very unlucky recently, a fortune teller told me to touch lucky people for luck."
This reason is too far-fetched!
And Aizawa Xiaota looked clearly desperate and unlucky!
Since Mr. Aizawa is not around, I can only touch Bakugo. I hope he will not be too angry. Before saying goodbye to the unknown teacher, I asked a lot, "Teacher, what's your name?"
All Might said his real name without thinking: "My name is Yagi Toshinori."
Me: Σ(⊙▽⊙
Maybe it was because my expression was too surprised, Yagi-sensei looked behind him suspiciously, but there was nothing, "Student, what's wrong with you?"
I bowed sincerely and said: "Actually, Yagi-sensei is also a very lucky person according to the fortune-teller! Please let me touch my head!"
Yagi Jundian: "..."
He was beaten by allforone to bid farewell to his heroic career, and he may die at any time. It has nothing to do with luck.
"Student Daole, I see that I am seriously ill. It has nothing to do with luck. Don't trust the words of fortune tellers on the street too much."
Me: "No, no, that is the great fortune god with a predictive personality. The blessing dice he made by himself, and he used that for multiple-choice questions in the exam has never made a mistake!" It's up to you, Shintaro Midorima!
Yes, is it?
Facing the girl's expectant eyes, Yagi Toshinori was quickly defeated.
He lowered his head slightly and leaned in front of me.
I took a breath, not expecting it to be so easy.This Mr. Yagi must be a kind-hearted angel with broken wings.
I carefully touched Yagi-sensei's dark golden hair.The hair quality is not very good, but it is warm and comfortable.
The teacher must have been a very kind person.
I don't know what enemy I encountered to become like this.
【Auspicious, Dao Le Banquet received Rejuvenation Pill · 1】
Rejuvenation Pill!It turned out to be Rejuvenation Pill!
Isn't it the basic medicine I used to play Aojian OL?
The effect seems to be... to restore blood?
By the way, when will the absolute option drop!I have bound it for almost three years, and there are only two 5-minute skills, Transformation and Mind Reading, and they are locked and prohibited from being used.
As for extraordinary pills, I have never even thought about them!
It's raining red!
The absolute option is said to be a new patch after the update.
He took out a small transparent box containing a jade-colored elixir from his pocket. This elixir looked very unusual and glowed.
Maybe it was produced by the legendary kitchen utensils.
The question is, is the rejuvenation pill for me or do you want me to give it to Yagi-sensei?
I asked the absolute option, and he started to play dead again.
After thinking about it, the IQ as high as 280 confirmed that the Rejuvenation Pill was intended for the soon-to-be-deceased Yagi Toshinori.The rejuvenation pill in Aojian is just a low-level pill.Da Huan Dan or something?
Could it be that my level is too low.
The absolute option also has LV, hahaha, I don't believe it.
Absolute option is not a cliché upgrade system to fight monsters.
I put the box in Mr. Yagi's hand, "This is your return gift."
"Girl, you are too polite..." Yagi Jundian casually looked at the box, startled by the obviously extraordinary pill inside, "This is..."
I was afraid that he would ask more, so I quickly said: "Teacher, this is for you, so I will give it to you alone. It is our secret. You must not tell it, or I will be unhappy, so I left. Bye bye. "
"Wait—" The girl slipped faster than a rabbit.
He recognized her at a glance as the student who said during the entrance tour that she was more suitable to be a villain and had no clear relationship with the enemy alliance's Sihanmuhang.
Yagi Jundian opened the medicine box, and a refreshing medicinal fragrance burst out from it.
He buckled the box, and it was really floating!
This is actually medicine!Could it be that all the medicines he took before were fake medicines?
The appearance is also amazing.
Just smelling the fragrance of the medicine, the pain has been greatly reduced. He is well-informed, but he has never heard of such a miraculous medicine... pill?I wanted to get it tested by the healing girl, but I thought about the secret that Daole girl said, and hesitated again.
Forget it, let's leave it for now.
Wait until you have to take it—
But, why did the Daole girl give him such a cherished medicine?
……
After thinking about it, I still feel that it is too impulsive to give Rejuvenation Pill to Mr. Yagi.Maybe because I have never seen money back before, I was suddenly treated tenderly by the absolute option and lost my mind.
I feel like a hostage with Stockholm syndrome, restless all day.
Soon it was Ah Cheng's first seven days, and I took the bus to the cemetery with a white chrysanthemum in my hand to visit Ah Cheng's grave.
The cemetery is rather bleak.
When I arrived, a girl was kneeling in front of Ah Cheng's grave.
Damn it turned out to be a pink hair.
I have a hunch that this girl is not a good person, so it's better not to confront her head-on.But it was too late, when I stepped into her absolute domain, the girl's evil eyes fixed on me, "Are you Cheng Jun's friend?"
"I am. Are you?"
"I'm his high school classmate," the pink-haired girl showed me a cute smile. She looks no less than a popular idol, "I'm Enoshima Junko, nice to meet you."
Knowing that I am a student of Yuei High School, Junko Enoshima exclaimed in surprise, "You are really amazing."
"Just general subjects."
Enoshima Dunko overwhelmed me with enthusiasm, "I should go back at this late hour, should Enoshima take the bus or take a taxi?"
"I want to be here with Cheng."
it's here?You say the cemetery, you're going to spend the night in the cemetery.
Do not make jokes.
"It's going to be very cold at night, and you didn't bring a tent and sleeping bag, what should you do if you catch a cold?"
Enoshima Dunko looked at me quietly, "Then Dorotasan wants to take me in?"
——So I went back to my apartment with Enoshima Junko.
Don't ask me why things have developed like this, I'm very good!
When we went up the stairs, we met Matsuzaka Granose who was humming a ditty, and I felt bad intuitively.
Because who knows if there will be any chemical changes when two powder cut blacks come together.
So I have always been afraid of Momoi May.Although Momoi Mayzuki looked like a perfect girl on the surface, but—if she was so godlike, she wouldn't let her have pink hair, which is rare in the first place.Therefore, it is only a matter of time before Momoi May goes black.And it was probably Heipi Dahui who turned her black.I have never provoked Aomine Daiki for the above reasons.
I don't know why Matsuzaka Granose didn't say hello to me today, maybe it's because I think it's inconvenient to have someone around me.I was relieved.
But who would have expected that when he walked to the door, Junko Matsuenoshima greeted Matsuzaka Granose, "Hello, neighbor."
Matsuzaka Granose was suddenly stopped and was stunned for a moment, then reacted with the same sweet smile.
"Ah hello."
I think, if these two people grow up safely in the future, maybe today's meeting...the meeting will be recorded in the annals of fan cut black history.Why did Mi Haisha fail because she is blonde!
"I'm Enoshima Dunko."
"Matsuzaka Granose."
Enoshima Dunko circled around the sugar, "I like you so much, you have delicious despair in your eyes."
"Despair?" Matsuzaka Granose tilted his head and said, "I'm full of hope now."
Enoshima Junko's face was almost attached to Matsuzaka Granose's, "I don't look like it."
"Can you get out of the way? I'm going in."
"You live in this house." Enoshima Dunko went around to the door, "This house is filled with even stronger despair."
As she said, the black and white bear on the twin tails also nodded.
The battle between powder and black is really exciting.
Matsuzaka Grano took out the key and accidentally dropped the key on the ground, and the door opened.An adult woman with pink hair poked her head out, "San Tang, are you back?"
What the hell is this woman!I was so scared that I shook my schoolbag.Fortunately, I am also a big shot who has experienced many worlds so I didn't make a fool of myself.
Not only was Enoshima Junko not afraid when she saw Granu’s aunt, but she was also very happy, "Hi, I’m Enoshima Junko! Can I come in as a guest? Your home really makes me feel so comfortable."
granulated sugar:"…………"
Granu's aunt turned sideways: "Please come in, do you want to come in, the classmate over there?"
"I don't need it." I pushed open the door of my house expressionlessly.
I will not accompany you when you are sick and delicate.
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