Absolutely retarded option

Kise Ryota was also confused, why would a female high school student carry a kitchen knife with her?And where did you hide the kitchen knife just now?Why did it just pull out from the waist? She was wearing a dress! !

Although it has only been less than half a year since I graduated from junior high school, it seems to me that it has been a lifetime.After a few years in Konoha Village as a young master, Akashi, I have long forgotten.

Kise: You reacted so violently, it seems that you forgot.

I have a fierce look on my face, do you want me to hit your head with a thunderous force before you believe me!

At this time, Kise Ryota's handsome face became extremely disgusting in my eyes, and I could almost see his future.In the future, he will either die at the hands of a woman, or die at this mouth that doesn't know how to handle the door.

I grabbed Kise by the collar and forced him to bend down at a height of 1 meters, making it level with my face, with the tip of my nose almost touching his. "Don't mention Akashi Seijuro in front of me from now on."

"Why?"

I grabbed his neck with one hand, "How dare you ask!"

I am definitely not who I was back then, Akashi Seijuro, now I am the woman you can't afford.

Abandoning Empress Dowager Kise Ryo, Chio and I stood on the side of the road waiting for a taxi.

Qian Xu praised me: "Just now, I really showed my domineering side."

"Let me tell you, at that time my dad won 100 million yen in the Big Lottery/Toto just in time for my birth. He thought it was because I was born that he could win the jackpot, so he bought the Big Lottery for me as soon as he got excited. The homophonic name of /tou."

"So that's where your name came from."

No big deal.

I didn’t go back to my apartment. Apart from not seeing my parents for a long time, the second and most important reason is that my neighbor, granulated sugar powder, has been in a bad mood recently. I’m afraid it will hurt the fish in the pond. In case she was going to hit me with something casually, I pulled out the kitchen knife reflexively——she would kk.

The Kang Mazi brand kitchen knife has also been with me for several years. Although it is not as important as the 2m big knife in my mind, it is also the second most important knife I own.How can blood be contaminated?I still remember the legendary kitchen utensils that were scrapped because of that bastard's blood.

The Kang Mazi card was made by me. When I think of the other seven sub-artifacts left in the world of Xiaodangjia, I can't breathe with heartache. If I take it to the magic world, how much can I sell it for?

If you sell it in the world of the Spirit of the Halberd Eater, you might be able to buy a town.

Niubi is really miserable, just with his forging furnace skills, if the dark culinary world knows how to protect him before it's too late, how can they kill him.

If you have any skills, you have to show them and let everyone know, otherwise they will think you are easy to bully.If you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you will become a dead pig if you are not careful.

I skillfully took out the spare key from under the flower pot, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw my parents kissing passionately on the sofa.The corners of my mouth twitched, and I closed the door forcefully, only then did my parents reluctantly leave, not wanting to shy away from me at all.

"I am back."

"Little Yan! You are finally cured!" Dad said.

"You went to Qianxu's hometown to see that she was accidentally infected with hemorrhoids and pink eye disease. Mom is so happy that she finally recovered." My sentimental mother hugged me and started crying.

It turns out that the absolute option is to ask me for leave, wa——Ri You Immortal Banban!

I hate her the most.

"Okay, okay, I'm fine... Huh? Mom, why are you so thick after gaining weight?"

Dad said shyly and proudly: "Your mother has been pregnant for four months."

I got a big weed!

Unscrupulously, the dozen or so bags in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

My mother is actually pregnant!

"It's a boy, Yan Jiang, you are going to have a younger brother."

Countless patriarchal families flashed through my mind, leaving all property to sons and daughters with nothing, but also helping elderly parents raise their sons, paying for college tuition, buying a house and marrying a wife, becoming a helper demon, oppressed and raped A tragic life of persecution and such news.

Mom threw herself into Dad's arms shyly, not seeing my fierce and selfish eyes, "Brother is born, Yan Jiang, please help take care of me."

I dodged my eyes: "I'm busy too, and I don't like children either."

I knelt down to clean up the things on the ground, and my dad frowned when he saw that I bought so many things: "Are you wasting money again?"

I said casually, "It's nothing compared to the money spent on raising another child."

Mom sensitively sensed that my emotions were not right, and said worriedly: "Do you feel that of course you are not happy about not telling your child in time? Mom only found out not long ago."

How long was it not so long ago, today or yesterday.

Indifferently said: "I went upstairs, I'm so tired after shopping all day!"

I am keenly aware that my funny daily life seems to have suddenly turned into a family drama.

No!

Also, my dad is very weak, he often drinks Shenbao, and his back hurts after staying up late for a while. It is unscientific to have children at this age.

After a while, my mother knocked on the door, and I pretended to be asleep. She sat by my bed and said to me, "If you are unhappy, can mother knock the child out?"

You said it in such an aggrieved tone, aren't you really playing hard to get?And how could such a cruel thing be done.

"You are the most important thing in my mother's heart."

I can also say nice things.

After my mother went out, I sat up from the bed in annoyance, climbed out of bed, and locked the door behind me.

Turn on the computer and search, [You are a high school student and suddenly have an unborn sibling, what would you think. ]

Some said that the relationship between the parents has something to do with it, and the better the relationship with the parents, the less they want to have children.It doesn't matter if you don't have any family property in general.Wanting younger siblings to like children and not wanting to be alone doesn't count.

Do I like children? Of course I don’t. Hei Changzhi and I feel uncomfortable when we see them.Even though I was born in a parallel world, I still can't like it.

There are all kinds of people in this world, some like children and some don’t like having children, some are suitable to be mothers, and some are not, so they cannot be killed with a single stick.

I'm probably the type who doesn't like children, brothers and sisters, and is not suitable for being a mother.

Realizing that life has suddenly undergone a strange change, which seems to be out of the funny daily routine, I am a little scared, afraid that I will become as pitiful as the heroine in the hands of my stepmother.

I went to bed early this day.

When I woke up the next morning, I was horrified to find that my mother's belly was flat!The figure has recovered exquisitely!Something must be wrong!

"Mom, what's wrong with your stomach?" I turned pale.

Mom looked at me strangely, "Stomach? It's nothing."

I suddenly remembered that last time a hole suddenly appeared in the wall next to my bed, and someone called for help. After I blocked the hole with tape, there was no sound, and I didn’t look at it yesterday.Could it be that everything in the house will change strangely, such as my wall, such as my mother's belly... Can these two be compared?

Anyway, only I remember and only I notice.

Yes, weird.

Dad put down the newspaper with a bad face and said, "Yan Jiang, there is something I want to tell you."

Why are you so serious, where did you go when your wife was pregnant and bubbling with joy yesterday?

Could it be that what I saw yesterday were you in parallel time and space?

Mom: "You must hold on."

Come on, I can stand anything.

Dad said heavily: "Ah Cheng, passed away."

Who, who died?

I looked at Dad in disbelief.

"What did you say Ah Cheng?"

Mom hugged me from behind, "Don't be too sad."

What are you talking about, my childhood friend, childhood sweetheart, young tame dye, Ah Cheng—is dead? !

What an international joke!

"That's how it is. A-cheng got recommendation letters from Hope Peak Academy and Sakakino Academy, and chose Hope Peak Academy. But I didn't expect that child to encounter such a terrible thing... Hope Peak Academy has a child's personality It is despair. This child's mental state is very bad, and her personality is also very strong. After being influenced by her personality, many students in Hope Peak Academy are dominated by despair, which makes people around them, including relatives, friends and passers-by, fall into despair. Desperation, anything can be done, and almost no one in the school survived."

Ah Cheng, why is he so dead? !

"Chengjun's parents are going to die of grief." Mom rubbed my head, "The funeral will be held on the weekend, let's go together then."

I sadly told Qianxu that Qianxu was a close friend of mine in junior high school, and Ah Cheng stopped going to the same school as me after graduating from primary school.

"You said that your young tame Ah Cheng died? What's going on?!"

"He went to Hope Peak Academy..."

"Hope's Peak Academy?? It's the Hope's Peak Academy where the worst incident in history happened, my God! He is too miserable, many professional heroes died in it! Hope's Peak Academy has been closed. Inside is Hell on earth." Qian Xu babbled

"Although it's a bit too much to say, I really don't like him. I always think he's weird, just like a game. Those villains will show their true colors when the time is right."

I insisted: "You have met Ah Cheng a few times, how can you understand what kind of person he is, but I have known him since childhood. He has been a gentle, considerate and caring boy since he was a child, because he doesn't know how to refuse Girls always think he's a playboy, but, but he's really a very nice person."

Qian Xu gave up on herself and said, "You can do whatever you say."

The weekend is here, I am wearing a black and white skirt, holding a chrysanthemum and came to Ah Cheng's house with my parents.

Ah Cheng's mother received me with empty eyes.

Ah Cheng's coffin was sealed, and his appearance could not be seen.

My mother whispered: "...Ah Cheng died a miserable death. He was stabbed thousands of times and died."

My feet fell softly on the coffin. I still remember when I was bullied when I was young, Ah Cheng coaxed me, and he would sneak into my room at night, get into my bed, hug me and sing Hello Kitty songs.

However, this behavior was quickly discovered by Dad and stopped.

At that time, I was very sad, crying and shouting to sleep with Ah Cheng.

Ah Cheng is one of the most gentle and caring boys I know.Although he moved away after elementary school, I haven't seen him since, except for regular emails.

I put my hands together and prayed in my heart: May there be no steel knives in your heaven.