Absolutely retarded option

A sage once said that life is like this, but shit is worse.

The sun is scorching in Muye Village, and the heat is creeping into the house every time. I called the absolute option [-] times in my heart before it finally told me shyly——Dad is updating.

Will you still update?

At first I was a little happy, but suddenly it occurred to me that he updated it to deal with me. What am I so happy about? It would be better if the phone crashes.There were people coming and going on the street of Muye Village, and none of them were good-looking. A young girl who looked like a tender green onion walked to the door and looked at the closed business sign. She put her face on the translucent glass and looked in, frightened. I quickly got under the table.

I can't understand how much the girls in Muye Village like me. If I let them know that I'm fine but I haven't opened a shop yet, will I have a new love?Who knows if there will be a powder cut black and cut me?

Although Xiao Jinzhu is useless, it is still a part of me.

I kind of miss Chio, she's not a thing but, friend, isn't that what it is?

Chio, you bitch.

Anyway, although the absolute option is updated, some functions can still be used, so I watched an old movie "The Queen's Law", although the picture is exquisite and the plot is first-class.It's unbelievable that it's late at night!

After reading it I went to the bathroom for two hours.

Come out feeling refreshed.

My fucking meow is still in love with others for ten years.

[Oh, do you like Renwai so much? 】

"Hey, you have updated."

【right. 】

"It seems... to be humanized."

【How do you like it】

Could it be that I am shaking m or something, how could I like it?

[Answer, do you like people outside? 】

"do not like?"

【Oh? 】

The absolute option is obvious. Don't believe it.

"Well, can I go home now?"

【sure. 】

"Become a girl?"

【…】

"What do you mean." Co-author, you want me to go back like this?

【Do you agree? 】

I, I'm afraid to scare my parents to death, "What about my parents' school friends?"

【…】

Absolute Option showed an expression that had nothing to do with him.Assuming he really has expressions.

So I posted a notice on the door of the ramen shop——the shop owner has something to go out and the return date is uncertain.

"All right."

So choose.

I still have to choose!

【① How about becoming a double ponytail? ② How about a substitute for women's clothing? ③Transformed into a schoolmaster girl ④What’s in the men’s room at the manga]

Now that you know your recent preferences, you can quit!

No matter how you choose these four options, they are the routines of women's clothing bosses!

If I choose 1, I don’t have much resistance to the horse monkey shochu that becomes double-tailed, but there are too many uncontrollable factors, so let it go. 2, the range is too wide, it is easy to fall into the trap and cannot be selected, 3, the schoolmaster girl is very good, just my grades are a bit dangerous... 4, I want to wear this nine-headed male god shell-expelling cos girl? ? ?At this height, I can only cosplay the Pirate Empress.

"Choose 3."

From now on, I only want to study in my heart.

·

The basket department of Xiongying High School, the absolute winner of the National High School League.

once.

Since the permission to use personalities on the field was approved last year, the competition has become complicated and confusing. No one knows what personality the opponents will encounter on the field, so it is impossible to predict the outcome of the competition.

And this kind of game is even more interesting.

The venue for the final was also changed from a stadium that can accommodate 3 people to a stadium that can accommodate 10 people.

Now, the new basketball player selection competition of Xiongying High School is being held in full swing.

Hero science students are generally prohibited from participating in athletic club competitions because it is unfair.But this has aroused opposition from many people.

I am born with a strong personality and a good physique. Do you discriminate against us?

Aizawa Shouta walked into the classroom, "It's time for you to choose clubs. There are still many clubs for Xiongying."

"Does Xiongying still have a club? This is the first time I heard of it."

"Xiongying is not a prison, how can there be no clubs." Aizawa Shota sent the form, "The school encourages everyone to participate in club activities. It is best to choose clubs that have nothing to do with personality, Sando, and it is best not to choose dessert clubs."

Sand Fuji said: "Why!"

"The school wants everyone to have a rich high school life, not just sacrifice high school to be a hero."

"Then what kind of club does Aizawa-sensei High School belong to?"

"I guess it's the Home Club."

"It could be a sleeping club, too."

"How can there be such a society? I think it is the closest literary society."

They guessed right, Aizawa Shouta had been with the literature club since his student days.

"Even if I join a club, I still want to go to a club where I can exercise myself." Li Ri said.

"It seems that there is no club that matches your personality. Do you want to go to the weightlifting club? Is there really such a club?"

"Many students want to experience the feeling of flying lightly into the sky. My personality is very popular."

"Mei Yu, I guess you must want to go to the swimming club. You must be invincible if you go to the swimming club."

"Which club do 800 million want to join?"

"Me? I have participated in many interest classes since I was a child, and most of them have been there. I want to pick a special one this time."

At this time, Bakugo Katsuki had already filled out the form and took a picture of it on the podium.

"Bakuho has already filled it out?!"

"What did Baohao choose?"

Although Bakugo Katsuki still looks very arrogant, he is much more relaxed than before among his classmates who are very game-playing and not afraid of him at all.

This time, Kirishima Eijiro hugged his shoulders and did not break away, "Basketball club."

Kirishima: "Bakugo, you like basketball, but you can't tell."

"I want to try what it's like to hit the basket with a man and a ball."

Kirishima Eijiro: ...

Today's Bakugo is still not easy to get along with.

"Speaking of which, do you know about Dorakuyan in the general department? I just saw her in the corridor after a month's leave at the beginning of school."

"The man who rescued her and the enemy alliance last time was called by the school and asked for leave. I thought she was being monitored."

"What are you talking about, how is it possible? It's sick leave, sick leave."

"It's just a word of mouth, who knows if it's really recuperating at home—"

Conspiracy theories have corrupted the hearts of these teenagers.

The school flower festival, that is, my return caused quite a stir.Xinsao also expressed condolences to me as a representative of junior high school classmates.I am not familiar with my junior high school classmates at all, and he can only represent himself.

During the period, Chio came to see me and expressed her concern. At the same time, she "inadvertently" mentioned Kuroko Notasuke's thousand-acre Japanese-style mansion in the rivers and lakes and the huge property on an alien planet. She also showed off a ring that was said to be made of Altana crystals.

It seems that Heizi is not doing well in the wild.

I suppressed the sharp jealousy that sprang up.

"Congratulations, Chio."

Chio said triumphantly: "Ah, what do you think of Sakamoto Tatsuma? The boss of the space transportation company is also very good. Let Notasuke introduce it to you."

I'm only 16 and I'm not in a hurry.

woman.

Humph.

At such a young age, if you learn how married women compare with each other, I am afraid that after gatherings, your son's house will cover your husband's mouth, and it is annoying to think about it.

I am heartbroken, if not for me, Qian Xu would not be what she is now.

my fault.

"Qianxu, I'm sorry for you, why did you become so worldly and sophisticated!"

Qian Xu looked confused, "I'm just joking!"

It turned out to be a joke.

She shook me hard, "Where is your sense of humor?"

We went shopping together after a long absence, and Qianxu quietly told me that Hei Ziye gave her a box of gold as pocket money, and she almost died of fright.

I grabbed her by the neck, "What's the big deal? Back then, Hei Changzhi gave me a blood diamond the size of your head. I would have died. I don't know which thief has fallen into it!" The room boss yelled... Reji Munakata!He actually stole my property, I will avenge this revenge sooner or later!

"By the way, is that windy Shijie kid who grows rice still pestering you?"

Qian Xu shook her head, "As soon as Notasuke gets out, everything will be resolved."

It turns out that Heiziye Taisuke went to Shijie to save you face? !

"By the way, can Hei Ziye come here through Gujing?"

"sure."

Quite miraculous, and there is no Jade of the Four Souls.

When I arrived at the shopping mall, I keenly felt that someone was following me!Could it be a wooden hanging with a dead handle?

Qianxu, as a former warrior with lofty ideals, is only sharper than me in five senses. She also noticed that the two of us were pretending to pick clothes and led the stalker to the underwear area.

Grab a current one!

The follower has yellow hair and a tall face and a delicate face. Isn't he, he, my classmate Ryota Kise?I often see it in magazines.

"What are you doing with us?"

Kise Ryota still couldn't recover, he was pressed against the wall by Chio Mitani with one hand just now, he couldn't get up no matter how hard he struggled, and his face was pressed against a piece of underwear.

Lost people!

"San Gushang, classmate Dao Le." The big yellow hair was shivering in the corner of the wall with two of our 1.6-meter-plus dwarfs.

These two girls are so fierce.

Only then did he realize that this is the underwear area, Kise Ryo blushed too much, "Can we talk about it in another place."

Broad to.

So we found a host coffee shop and sat down. The mbs in the host suddenly saw Kise and thought it was sent by the opponent to smash the scene. Seeing that there were two girls behind him, they went to the menu with a stiff face.

"Welcome, guest."

Kise Ryota, who entered the host cafe for the first time, was very uncomfortable. Although he also wore a uniform to work as a waiter during the school festival, of course almost all the girls in the school came to join him.But it was the first time as a guest.

Chio and I sat outside, and Kise Ryota sat inside.

The signature of the Host coffee shop is of course the love omelet rice. The "top brand" who is not one-fifth as good-looking as Huang Lai's mouth twitched three servings of omelet rice and squeezed hearts with ketchup.When it was Kise Ryota's turn, this dedicated leader naturally did not intend to skip the rare male guest.Kise Ryo shook her head again and again in horror, "Don't bother, I don't need it."

Mb and Kise Ryota breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

I poked the table with my chopsticks, "Now we can say, why did you follow us?"

"I, I, I saw classmate San Gushang with a man who looks like Xiao Heizi last week, so I followed because I was so curious!"

Kise saw Chio and Kuroko Notasuke when they were together?

Trouble, do you want to silence it?

Kise Ryota felt the murderous aura.

Qian Xu said calmly, "It does look a bit like Heizi."

Not just kind of like it.

Skin color... a few degrees paler than Xiaoqingfeng, but it can be seen that it is the same chocolate color.

Temperament... Temperament is even more terrifying, it's completely little Akashi!

Is student San Gushang dating such a terrible man?

"That man seems to be an adult." It seems that he is at least an office worker over the age of 25.

She is at least ten years behind Mitani Sho Chio.

"Is Kise-san worried about me? Don't worry." Chio Mitani smiled very maturely (unlike a 15-year-old girl), "Heizi-kun is someone I like and likes me."

I:……

I clutched my forehead in dismay.

When can Mitani Sho Chio's habit of overturning easily when she gets carried away with herself get over it?

At this moment, Kise Ryota's mind was flooded with the words Hei Zijun.

He remembered that Chio Mitani had confessed to Xiao Heizi when he was in the third year of junior high school, and found a boyfriend with the same surname as Heizi in high school, who also looked super like Xiao Heizi. Could it be, could it be that classmate San Gushang was planning some kind of conspiracy, That Mr. Heizi is actually little Heizi's elder brother...or even a well-cared-for uncle or something!

Fortunately, he has met Tetsuya's parents, they look like ordinary middle-aged people, otherwise, he might have met because San Gushang was rejected by Xiao Heizi, and he became perverted and fell in love with Xiao Heizi's father and wanted to be his stepmother. ...Ahhh!

Me: "This is Qianxu's private matter, I can guarantee that Hei Zijun has nothing to do with Hei Zizhe."

Kise Ryota: ...

"I believe you have ghosts" written all over the child's face.

I have a splitting headache, and now I'm in trouble.

In order to prevent the Heizi-kun who is suspected to be a relative of Kuroko Tetsuya from being cheated, Chio was forced to hand over the full name and photo of Kuroko Notasuke. Kise Ryota checked with Kuroko Tetsuya, and there is no such person among the relatives of Kuroko's family .

"Is it really a coincidence?"

Me: "It's a coincidence, and Kise Ryota is too much for you." I was very dissatisfied with Kise Ryota and blocked him in the corner.

My 1.9-meter Kise Ryota shivered in front of my domineering side.

I am full of the aura of a superior.

"Kise Ryota, you misunderstood Chio so casually, shouldn't you apologize to Doshita?"

Do you want to kneel down?

Kise Ryo remembered too suddenly - the man has gold under his knees.

At this time, you are noble and glamorous.

The strong will to survive made Kise blurt out, "Why don't I pay for you!"

Ryota Kise, a well-known high school student and a rich second-generation rich family, made a request that the two of us, poor people with too much money to spend, couldn't refuse.

If Chio and I had integrity, it wouldn't be us.

"Okay."

So Ryota Kise was in the front and we were in the back. We packed up what we saw after trying it on.It didn't take long for Kise Ryota to hold seven or eight shopping bags. This shopping mall is very cheap, and there are not many luxury goods. The things Chio and I bought were only tens of thousands of yen at most. From the look of his face, he knew that this little money didn't hurt him at all.Is it really necessary to brush off 1000 million yen?Almost 50 soft sister coins!

Forget it... I can't bear it, it's not easy for Kise to make money in public.In the end we only bought less than [-] yen.

Huang Lai was still a little apprehensive, "That's all..." His face said - don't save me money.

Chio's own house is piled up in a room that can hardly fit. The gift that Kuroko Notasuke brought from Edo, and I, as a person with superpowers, don't know how many good things I have seen. A yellow moose plucks wool.

This time I just wanted to see the sincerity of his apology.

Kise Ryota has a good attitude, I am very satisfied.

"A write-off."

"Oh." Kise.

When we were about to leave, Kise Ryota didn't know where the convulsions came suddenly, "Doraku Yansan, do you still like Akashi?"

What greeted him was my murderous kitchen knife.

It landed right on the leather couch between his legs.

The kitchen knife was completely cut into the sofa, and Kise turned white from fright.

I took out the kitchen knife and patted Kise Ryota's face with the back of the knife, and said dangerously: "Misfortune comes from your mouth, little Kanase."