Absolutely retarded option

A faint cry for help came into my ears, and I hurriedly grabbed Miss Abbe's hand and said, I heard it too, it was indeed someone calling for help, "Where did it come from?"

Sister Abe closed her eyes, listened carefully and pointed to the northeast direction, "It's coming from that direction."

I hesitated, "Should we go? But the voice sounds like a man, will our two girls be in danger?"

Sister Abe smiled aggressively, pulled out a sharpened woodcutter from her waist, and said proudly, "If there is any stinky boy who doesn't have long eyes who dares to attack the two of us, sister will use this knife to teach How does he respect women."

I think there is something in Miss Abe's words, and the connotation is profound. At the same time, I feel a chill down my crotch, as if the phantom limb is under a serious threat.

Because the cry for help came from the other direction of the forest and there was no direct path, so the two of us walked in the bushes, avoiding the dense branches, but our faces were still cut by the branches Small scars, I have always paid great attention to appearance, if the person calling for help is a bastard, I don’t need Abe’s sister to do anything, I will castrate him directly, anyway, it is a deep mountain and old forest, after castration, I will be a foot-washing maid, if I can’t make it through, I will die It's over, just throw it in the mountain den to feed the wolf cubs.

Thinking of this, I became suspicious again, why do I always want to wash the feet of the maid.

Finally got out of the bushes, and there is a cliff in front of it. Could it be that someone fell off?

The cliff was very steep, as if it had been chopped down by Chen Xiang with an axe. Sister Abe looked left and right, and tore a cane as thick as an arm from an old tree nearby and tied it around her waist.

I said worriedly, "Sister Abe, it's very dangerous, or I'll go."

Sister Abei shook her hand and said, "It's okay. I often go to the mountains to collect wild game, and I'm very skilled. If you don't have much experience, I'll go down. I'm saying that I, a sister, can't let my sister take risks."

So Sister Abe slid down the cliff little by little along the vines. I lay on the edge of the cliff and squinted down. neck tree.There was a man hugged in the tree, and it was still a damn man.

The man was so excited when he saw someone coming, he quickly called out for help, "I'm here, I'm here!"

I poohed, the cowardly and stinking man dared to let our Abe sister risk her life to save him.If you don't treat our sisters as cattle and horses as serfs for ten years, you will be sorry for Sister Abe's kindness.

At this moment, Sister Abei stepped on the tree with both feet, and the tree was not very strong. As soon as Sister Abei stepped on it, she shook violently twice, making the man sweat profusely, and her voice was crying, "Girl, The tree is not strong, so be careful when stepping on it."

Sister Abei said, "I will climb up along the cane first, and then you can climb up by yourself after leading me up."

The man closed his eyes tightly and said, "I, I dare not!"

Sister Abei is a warm-hearted and kind-hearted person, so she couldn't help but roll her eyes at the man's courage, "Then what do you want to do?"

The man said shyly, "I wonder if the girl can take me up there?"

I stared dumbfounded at Sister Abe, pulling the cane with one hand and tying the wild man behind her back with the other.

"Are you trying to strangle me?"

After hearing this, the man quickly let go of his hand.

Sister Abe shouted, "Baby! It's time to pull!"

I hurriedly grabbed the rattan. In fact, the rattan is very strong, and I can climb up without me dragging Miss Abe, but I don't worry, what if the rattan suddenly breaks.

Sister Abei was climbing up, and I was pulling up. The cane that tied the two of us was stretched straight, and I was afraid that the semi-dry cane would break if it was broken.

Probably because of something on her mind, the cane suddenly split when Sister Abe was a few meters away from the cliff, and I was shocked, "Come up quickly, kick that smelly man down, the cane is about to break!"

When the man heard it, he screamed, "Girl, you go up first, you climb fast, I will hang on the rattan for a while."

Unexpectedly, although this man is timid, he is still sensible. Sister Abe calmed down, stepped on the cracks in the stones to relieve the pressure of the rattan, and using her inner strength, she jumped up in a few strokes.

So handsome lightness kung fu, could it be that the swallow copied the water three times?

The moment I landed, I swear, I saw tears streaming from the man's eyes.

so gay.

The man's surname is Liu, he is a Taoist priest, from the Qingcheng sect.

Yu Canghai didn't know why the Qingcheng faction produced such a waste.

"Thank you Xiaodao for your kindness in saving me."

The smelly Taoist made a bow to Sister Abei, and there was a very disgusting light in his eyes. I coughed hard, but the smelly Taoist was clever, turned around and bowed to me, "Thank you for saving me, too."

The girl's call was very insincere.

After perfunctory me, Si Niubi turned around and showed courtesy to Sister Abe.

What has the Qingcheng faction taught you?

"Xiaodao's surname is Liu and name is Guanzhao. Miss has saved Xiaodao's life. We Qingcheng sect disciples always repay kindness. Xiaodao is willing to sit by the girl's side to sweep and drink tea. From now on, the girl will call me Xiaozhao. "

I rubbed the goosebumps on my arm with aversion to cold, but it was not clean at all. What about Xiaozhao, Sister Abe has me as a baby, plus you, Xiaozhao, and a pair of children, they can all beat it. Circle mahjong.

I used to think that no matter how thick a person's skin is, there is a limit. For example, for me, after rounding up, it is the bottom line of skin.But when I met Liu Guanzhao, I realized that people's face has no bottom line. This smelly bull-nosed Taoist priest from Mount Qingcheng actually has the cheek to follow two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls to their small den in the mountains. With an upright face, she reassured Sister Abei, saying that their Taoist priests from Mount Qingcheng are all upright and will never have any evil thoughts, as long as he is a girl.

If you say you are a girl, you are a girl. If you really have such innocent thoughts, you should just eunuch yourself.No matter how much I sneered and ridiculed, Liu Guanzhao turned a deaf ear to it, and only said that the grace of saving life must be repaid.

I said, there is no need to report now.

"Our Qingcheng sect disciples have always reported their grievances on the spot. If we report them later, if Xiaodao and other sects' brothers compete in Taoism and do something good or bad, will we owe the girl a favor?"

I owe you the favor of the third aunt.

What a stinky Taoist priest with a sharp mouth and a sharp mouth.

Sister Abei told me that she saw Liu Guanzhao's eyes were upright, and he didn't look like a treacherous villain, "It's just that my sister and I are the only two people in my family. It would definitely be inconvenient for you to go."

"We cultivators use the sky as our quilt and the ground as our mat. We practice in the mountains on weekdays. When we are thirsty, we drink river water. When we are hungry, we eat fruit. When we are sleepy, we climb trees and sleep in caves. I only stay by the girl's side." , I don’t need the girl to worry about the rest, but the girl can entrust me to do all the hard work, if there is nothing wrong, I guarantee that the girl will not see me."

If the co-author Abei sister disagrees, you will follow directly. Is that what you mean?I called Abe aside, "Niubi has ulterior motives. Once he said that, if you don't agree with him going, he might follow us secretly. At that time, he will be in the dark and we will be in the open. In case he has evil thoughts We're in trouble."

"Then you mean..."

There was a murderous intent in my eyes, "We might as well take him back and find a chance to kill him to prevent future troubles."

Of course, this is the truest thought deep in my heart. Generally speaking, the true thought is usually not spoken out, because most hypocritical people cannot accept it.

I gritted my teeth and said, "Sister Abe, I'll listen to you."

So Liu Guanzhao followed me and Sister Abe back to our love nest.

Fifteen months later, their daughter was born.

My soul ascended to heaven and sat beside the cradle, shaking the cradle once and for all.Day defense and night defense are still not guarded!How on earth did they do immoral things right under my nose.

Heartbroken and unable to breathe, my sister Abbe just became a wife!

Why did I forget that the Qingcheng faction's unique kung fu is a dual-cultivation kung fu!

What is the name of the Qingcheng sect? How good it is called the Hehuan sect!

The stinky Taoist priest came in, rushed straight to the cradle, his eyes lit up, "Dudu is so good."

The baby who looks very similar to Sister Abe is named Dudu and Liu Jinling.She will be with a baby-faced dwarf named Zhu Qi in the future.

Pooh!Fuck the flying sage with his grandma's legs, he can compete with Feitan.

Yes, I regained my memory.

On the day when Sister Abei gave birth, the blood was all over Jinshan. After I was scared and passed out, I woke up and it was not Sister Abei's Abao.

It's a Dao Le Banquet.

In the future, sister Abei will have a son named Liu Maoxing, nicknamed Xiaodangjia.She will also open a restaurant called Juxialou and take in a traitor named Shao An.Baby Shao'an, I will teach you well, Dad. Sister Abei's apprentice is only a first-class cook at a young age, so he has the nerve to come out to meet people!

Liu Guanzhao looked at Dudu in the cradle with a disgusted face, and wanted to hug her, but I stopped him, "Do you want to smoke Dudu to death with a stinky sweat?"

I can find a hundred reasons not to let him cuddle.

"A Bao, Dudu is my daughter."

so what!

If I don't let you hug, I won't let you hug. Was it born by you?But what's the point of doing something immoral to my sister Abe!I was so scared that I fainted and got up and tenaciously delivered you while you were still lying down!

Under my tenacious sniping, he still found a loophole and smeared Dudu's little face with his disgusting mouth.

"You're back." Sister Abe came out with a motherly splendor.

"Abe!" Liu Guanzhao rushed over like a big mangy dog, "My wife, I caught crucian carp and came back."

"That's great. I haven't had enough milk recently, and even Dudu can't eat enough."

"That's why I caught crucian carp, let's make soup, my wife."

"What reason do you think we are starving because of Dudu." Sister Abe sneered with her hands crossed over her chest.

"Honey, I was wrong because it's really delicious..."

"What are you talking about, baby and Dudu are still here~"

My head was stimulated and I rolled away.

There is no place for me in this vast mountain.

In August when Dudu can climb, our family gathered together to eat crabs. Liu Guanzhao said, "I want to take you back to Qingcheng School to see the masters and brothers."

Sister Abei: "It's time to go, of course I have no objection, baby, will you go with us?"

Looking at Miss Abe's expectant gaze, what else can I say.

Taoist Smelly and Sister Abei packed up their things, and I was playing in the yard with Dudu, when suddenly the thunderbolt called me "Auntie."

"Dudu, did you speak?"

Dudu's pink face looked at me suspiciously, stretched out two small hands and grabbed my sleeves, opened her small mouth and said, "Auntie?"

It was not that idiot Liu Guanzhao or Sister Abei that Dudu yelled first, but me——ahhhh!

I'm so excited!

"Miss Abbey called my aunt just now!"

I can't wait to share the joy with Sister Abe, and Sister Abe's face changed drastically just as she stepped over the threshold in surprise, "Baby—get out of the way—"

I followed Miss Abe's gaze and raised my head in a daze. What was it that fell from the sky?

Dudu pointed to the sky and said excitedly: "Puff——"

She probably meant the stars.

"Boom—" With a sound, a fiery red stone smashed through a meter behind Dudu and me, leaving a pit several feet deep.

Meteorite!

Extraterrestrial meteorite!

Isn't that the Meteorite that I am obsessed with?

Sister Abei hugged Dudu and me and cried for a while, "Fortunately, you are all right."

Liu Guanzhao: "Abao, you have Meteorite."

Sister Abei and the smelly Taoist said to make me a suitable kitchen knife before returning to the Qingcheng School.

"I want to forge my own knife."

"But baby, can you forge a knife?"

Of course I won't, but the absolute option will be.

[Forging a knife of your own ① Kitchen knife ② Dragon Slaying Sword]

Hey!

Even the Dragon Slaying Sword can be forged.

Is there anyone in the world who would give up the dragon sword and ask for a kitchen knife?

Of course not.

I am excited to choose 2

however--

He meow can't choose again!

Isn't this the same way as when I was forced to choose the king of bullying out of the eight options?

"I won't have any other knives in my life except the [-]-meter Tai Dao, and I will suffer any punishment."

With great righteousness, I looked at the punishment.

"Choose 1."

The punishment option is to have four children!

Hei Changzhi and I already have two children, whose names I still remember, Kelud and Aranaika.

It is said that she also has three children with Sephiroth of the Shenguo Group, so that's five.

Four children are likely to have four babies with the next unspeakable boy!

Mom, if things go on like this, in a few years I will be able to replace Charlotte Lingling and build a Daole family!

It is not impossible to dominate the great route!

Liu Guanzhao went down the mountain to Mianyang Town and bought a copy of "Forging Secrets" as a gift to me.

The authors are Ganjiang Moxie and his wife.

Holding the secret book, I reluctantly called him brother-in-law.

"A Bao, shall I build you a stove?"

A furnace that can melt meteorites is not so easy to make.

But Liu Guanzhao seemed to be possessed by Master Bei, and he stayed up late that night to build the stove.

I was dumbfounded, this stove must have the strength of an eighth-level fitter.

"Okay, let's take it as a gift from brother-in-law to change your mouth."

What a handsome stinking Taoist.

The stove has iron and also has it. With absolute options, I can't fail.

Roll up your sleeves and strike the iron!

[You get a one-time skill Dwarf Heart]

I know dwarves, master blacksmith!

I am very determined, a mere piece of meteorite is nothing in the eyes of Dao Leyan Iron Hammer.

I seemed to be possessed by Hephaestus, the ancestor of the Shennong snail, and swung the hammer violently.

Three hours later, a piece of iron embryo about [-] centimeters long was forged.

Sister Abei walked around the stove, "It must be a peerless (cooking) knife."

After the sudden fire, there appeared on the case a kitchen knife that cut iron like mud, blown hair and cut hair, and didn't stain the body with blood.

The meteorite sent by thousands of miles seems to be crying.

It's just missing...Groot!Now is the time for your dedication!

Too bad I don't have a partner named Groot.

Liu Guanzhao handed me the fire stick, and I almost swallowed the sword by putting the fire stick in his mouth and performing folk juggling stunts.

"If you can't find a suitable knife handle, why not wrap it with sackcloth first," Sister Abe suggested.

With the kitchen knife, the four of us set off for Qingcheng Pai.

Qingcheng School is located in Dujiangyan, Chengdu, not far from Mianyang.But it took several days to arrive. The bachelors sent by Qingcheng warmly received me, Sister Abei and Dudu. They were more warm to me than to Sister Abei. Not married.

The head of the Qingcheng faction said: "Guan Zhao, you have been out wandering for almost three years and only came back. If it were another apprentice, the old man would have broken his leg long ago, but you have merit. If you become a disciple, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be rewarded... What is the rule for you to bring your sister-in-law back?"

Liu Guanzhao's heart skipped a beat, he almost forgot who his brothers and sisters were, "Master..."

"You have to think about your brothers and sisters." The head master said cunningly.

At this moment, the head of the Qingcheng faction and the branch secretary of Ba Village in Shangou Village have the same idea as never before: since you have entered our village (on our mountain)—don't even think about leaving.Unless you have a baby hehehe.

I didn't know that the Qingcheng faction had reached out to me.

Daotong, who was ordered by the head to entertain me, introduced: "There is a hot spring in the back mountain, and girls can go to soak in it. Brothers have evening classes, so they won't bother you. There is only one exit, and the trail can be guarded for girls."

"Niubi... Brother-in-law said that the Taoist priests of your Qingcheng sect are all gentlemen, since they are gentlemen, why do you have to guard the door?" I deliberately teased Xiaodaotong and pinched his tender face.

When the child grows legs, he will definitely be big and has a good-looking face. Why don't he take him back to the mountains and become a child husband for Dudu.The province's cheap dwarf Zhu Qi messed up the genes of my sister Abe.

I suddenly had evil thoughts in my heart.

Xiao Daotong said solemnly: "Mount Qingcheng not only has brothers from our sect but also villages, the most abominable ones are monkeys and savages."

"You still have savages here?"

"Yes. Female wildlings and male wildlings, as well as monkeys and apes, all like to catch people back."

"Take it back and eat it?"

Xiao Daotong shook his head, "I heard from senior brother that he was taken back to give birth to a baby."

"Your senior brother must be lying to you. How can humans and animals have babies?"

"Brother said it was a hybrid."

Did this senior brother also wear it?

"Where is the brother who told you so?"

"Senior Brother Six went down to Longhu Mountain to participate in the Luotian Dajiao more than a month ago."

Luo Tian Dajiao?Never heard of it.

"I'm going to take a shower, you guard the door for me."

"Ah."

"what's your name."

"Xiaodao Zhang Luanqing."

I was holding the tub, and Dao Tong was leading me. I couldn't see the road clearly in the dark, "Girl, be careful. Although the road is cleaned by the brothers, people who are not familiar with it will sprain their feet."

Such a good boy.

When they got to the place, Zhang Luanqing said: "Girl, go in, Xiaodao is guarding here."

Me: "Why don't you come in and wash together?"

The little Taoist blushed, "Go in quickly, girl."

A little bit older will be shy, cute.

After I went in, several Taoist priests emerged from the dark woods on both sides in an instant.

These Taoist priests were very respectful to Zhang Luanqing, "Senior brother, that girl has gone in."

Zhang Luanqing's face did not have the shy and childish expression just now, but changed into a face of arrogance and unruliness. He only heard his bones creaking, and within a few minutes he recovered from a child's figure to a seven-foot youth.

Zhang Luanqing, the third senior brother in Qingcheng Mountain, slapped his junior brother all over the place, "You are a god! If you want to see it, go and see it. If you are discovered, I will be the first to clean up the house."

"Yes, yes, brother, let's go and see."

I didn’t know that after fighting eagles all my life, I was pecked by an eagle. The quality of the hot springs is very good, and it is one of the best in Japan. I heard about the descendants of the dragon before I lost my memory. I chose the fallen leaves to return to the roots, so I came here.

Dad, I am a big man who was born and raised in the north. I have never been to Sichuan in my life. When I eat chili, my mouth will get angry, and my mouth must be rotten.What kind of root did I return to Sichuan from?

I was undressing when the absolute option rang.

[Choose, ① soak in hot springs ② not soak]

What is there to choose?

The absolute option is to be full?

Is it possible that water monsters will emerge from the bottom of the water?

I took off my clothes and slid into the water.

And on an unremarkable stone by the hot spring, a few light-colored small seal scripts (not Qingtian Secret Book) suddenly appeared. The four characters of Qingtian Secret Book are only three characters.

The gentlemen of the Qingcheng faction were lying on the rocks around the spring.

"It's too dark, I can't see clearly."

"No candles either."

"Hey, baby girl, if you want to light candles for me, I'd be willing to die."

"You're a ball!"

Under the water, I only felt that my body was very hot, and a hot current rose from Dantian and converged to Tanzhong point.

Internal force?Is there a chance under the hot spring?

In my previous life, as a native of Heaven | Dynasty, I have always believed in chance.

I took a deep breath, pursed my lips and dived, I dived—dive—

"Ah!!!" The weathered reef couldn't bear the weight of the Qingcheng faction's gentlemen and collapsed.

The gentlemen rolled down one after another, howling.

It's over.

The baby girl will definitely tell the master that they are waiting to be thrown down the mountain with their legs broken and expelled from the master!

Bubbles bubbled up on the surface of the water.

The upright gentlemen stared at the water with wide-eyed eyes, following the principle of feasting their eyes even before they died.

In a blink of an eye, a person emerged from the water.

The long red hair is spread messily on the body, the skin is snow-white, the hair color is fiery red, one red and one white are extremely seductive!

He has attractive chest muscles, provocative waistline, attractive abs, elegant collarbone, springy eyebrows and eyes, hot red lips, long legs and narrow hips, big penis... I don't know if he is doing well or not.

The man who appeared suddenly was extremely handsome and coquettish, and also implied a hint of domineering.If there are people here who are well versed in the Two-dimensional beauty list, they will definitely see that this man is [-]% similar to the hunter's number one beauty, Hisoka, but he is more refined and ecstatic than Hisoka.

An upright gentleman from the Qingcheng faction got up and said anxiously, "Who are you? Where did Miss Abao go?"

The man didn't speak, walked to the wooden basin by the hot spring, reached out and picked up the clothes inside.

The Taoist priests were in a hurry, they didn't even touch Miss Abao's clothes, how dare they touch this thief?

"lay down!!"

I took a piece of white cotton cloth from inside and wrapped it around my waist, and took out the kitchen knife that I never leave my body from inside, held it in my hand, and looked at the Taoist priests, "Do you want to die?"

That's right, this man has attractive chest muscles, a provocative waistline, attractive abs, elegant collarbone, springy eyebrows and eyes, hot red lips, long legs and narrow buttocks, a big body and a good job... The man is me, Dao Leyan .

After soaking in the hot spring, my sex suddenly changed.

After being pressed for the absolute option, ta innocently said that I soaked in the gold-enhanced version of [Female Drowning Spring].

Sex in one shot.

Bah, it's a sex change at the first glance.

Female drowning spring, a famous thing in Qinghai, has a curse inside. People who soak in it will become girls when they touch cold water, and boys when they touch hot water.

The female drowning spring is in Bayan Harshan, Qinghai, which is Qingcheng Mountain!Does your Qingcheng Mountain still have a name called Mantra Spring Township? ! !

Anyhow, I'm sex-changed.

It’s not the curse of turning into a man when you’re hot and turning into a woman when you’re cold. The absolute option didn’t tell me how to turn back into a woman at all.

I shook the water droplets on my hair, and Xiao Jinzhu followed suit. The strange feeling made me a little nervous.

A Taoist priest with a big brain hole said: "I think he looks a bit like Miss Po."

The other Taoist priests slapped him one after another, "Are you stupid, you can't tell the difference between men and women? Are you stupid?"

The poor little Taoist priest couldn't even speak out when he was criticized.

The leader asked, "Who are you?"

Me: "Tao, music, feast."

"Taoist! Dare to break into my Qingcheng sect's forbidden area, and you will never come back today!"

How could a good hot spring become a forbidden place?

It was still the little Taoist priest, "Senior Brother, I remember Miss Abao's name is Dao Le Yan."

"Huh—" the Taoist priests were puzzled.

Miss Abao had been on the mountain for less than half a day, how did the thief know her real name?

Is it old acquaintance?

Could it be the same person?

The Taoist priests shook their heads to drive this ridiculous idea out of their minds.

"Do you dare to meet the head with us?"

"Why don't you dare."

……

In a few days, all the villages and towns near Qingcheng Mountain knew that a man who had a crush on the Qingcheng faction came to Qingcheng Mountain, probably by the surname of Dao.

It looks so good-looking.

Abbe was flustered.

Liu Guanzhao was flustered.

Toots are confused.

How did my sister/sister-in-law/aunt turn into a cool brother/brother-in-law/uncle?

Abbe confirmed again and again that the girl had really become a younger brother.

"You mean that after soaking in a hot spring, it became like this? The Qingcheng sect is so vicious!" The 'man' sitting in front of her had waist-length long hair like fire, and was almost eight feet tall, a head taller than her. There are many more, exuding an indescribable arrogance from top to bottom.

"What are you going to do?"

I thought about it and said, "It's good to be a man."

I dissuaded Sister Abei who wanted to give three swords and six holes to the head of the Qingcheng faction.

Ever since I opened the door to the new world, after a short period of discomfort, I have been able to use the five girls proficiently.

It turns out that with the shaking of the body, everything becomes dull... It's not an exaggeration but a fact!

After staying in the Qingcheng School for almost a month, and with the investment from the head of the school, Sister Abe is finally going to realize her dream of opening a restaurant.

On the day of the ribbon-cutting of the restaurant, Miss Abe asked me what name I wanted.

I blurted out, "Chrysanthemum is going downstairs."

So Chrysanthemum went downstairs and opened.

On the day of the opening, Miss Abbe was very scheming and said that she was pregnant and could not take care of Chrysanthemum and went downstairs to ask me to help entertain the female guests.

Those hot Sichuan girls almost devoured me alive.

Being a man is difficult.

The second child is easier than the first child. After giving birth to the young master, Abe wanted to continue to open a shop, but her brother-in-law, a dead Taoist priest, stopped her.

"There's me and Le Yan."

That's right, in China, my surname is Tao.

The cooks, guests and fans of Juxia all call me Master Dao.

Mommy I really like this name.

Miss Abbey's special skill is glowing cooking, and my special skill is bursting shirt cooking.

I can't make Miss Abe's glowing dishes, and Miss Abe can't make my shirtless dishes.

When Xiaodangjia was three years old, Liu Guanzhao died.

Celebrate all day.

He was killed by the dark culinary world!

Died at the hands of Pastry King Logan.

Sister Abei cried for a day and a night, became seriously ill for half a month, and almost died.

I'm back to having kids again.

Little Master: "Uncle, will Mom be okay?"

Dudu: "Auntie, I'm so scared."

Although Dudu told Xiaodangjia many times that I am an aunt and not an uncle, Xiaodangjia didn't believe it at all.

I was an iconic tough guy to him.

"I have always disliked your father, because he looks short-lived, and he must have died earlier than Sister Abe." I said while nibbling melon seeds.In Japan, no one eats melon seeds and chats with me, so lonely.

"Uncle, don't say that about my father."

Me: "Little boss, you want to be a good man who can live a long life."

Although the stinking Taoist is a piece of rubbish, he has known me for many years, so how could I not avenge him.

One night I left a letter and headed to Shuibo Liangshan with my pack on my back.

The dark culinary world is actually a descendant of Liangshan heroes.

I also like this setting hahaha.

'The dark culinary world has a history of more than 800 years, and its headquarter is in Liangshanbo.At present, there are 108 chefs in total, of which the "Five Tiger Stars" are Long Chefs, the leader is Yunlong Kaiyou, followed by the prodigal son Yanxian, the blue-eyed tiger Mira, the flying sage Zhu Qi, the leopard head Yakan, and more than 100 more Chef Weilin. '

If you want to become a dragon chef, you must have super-tactile, super-vision, super-hearing, super-smell, super-taste, one of them.

Now I can't cook without superpowers!

Shuibo Liangshan is a heroic and fearless organization, but because it kills the whole family at every turn, Tuzhuang and Tucun are lawless and deviates from the core values ​​of socialism. Flowers of the motherland like me actually look down on them very much.

The thought of my dear little niece falling into the clutches of one of the bandit leaders, the Flying Sage Zhu Qi, made my heart pierce my uncle.

After trekking for half a month, I finally arrived in Liangshan County.

Pushing the dark cooking world horizontally or leveling the dark cooking world is a question.

An unknown man like me must show absolute strength if he wants to trouble the 800-year-old organization.

So I swaggered into Liangshan Mountain Gate.

The first time the gatekeeper found someone coming, he jumped down from the watchtower vigilantly, and was instantly taken aback by the handsomeness of the person who came, they were all human, why did you look so finely crafted, I They look like wild ducks in Liangshanbo.

The janitor boy asked arrogantly, "Who are you?"

Me: "The person who came to find fault."

"Which way?"

"Neither way."

"Who do you want to find fault with?"

"Logan."

The janitor boy was startled. Pastry King Logen is mysterious even in the dark. No one knows how old he is, where he comes from, and who his family is. ——Hey, why is my accent so strange?

"You are from Sichuan."

"Too much nonsense." I held the kitchen knife at my waist.

The younger brother focused his eyes, "Are you a chef?"

"So what?"

"Are you from Wendou?"

"What is Wendou?"

"Competing in cooking skills is like fighting in literature."

No, I'm here to fight.

Although I think so and plan to do so, without Oupai who forces me to carry forward, my combat power can at least be upgraded from Iron Man to Superman.

The caretaker: "If you have the ability, you can go to Huangquan Road. If your life is thinner than paper, you can stay here!"

I fought a round with the janitor boy, which ended with the janitor boy having his eyebrows shaved off.

So I met Kaiyu, the still very young Ryuyun Dragon.

Damn, he must be a lecherous devil and take advantage of it...

"Your Excellency is really extraordinary to be able to shave your opponent's eyebrows during a battle, but I have never heard of your name in Jianghu. I don't know which path it is from."

"Sichuan Mianyang chrysanthemum went downstairs."

It wasn't long before Ju Xialou opened, but Liu Guanzhao died at the hands of their people. I don't believe that I don't know.

"Are you here to avenge Logan? What's your relationship with Fairy Bei?"

"I am Dao Le Yan."

"Master Dao of Explosive Shirt Cooking?"

The gathering hall instantly boiled.

It turns out that my reputation is so loud!

Mira, the blue-eyed tiger who is about my age, said: "I should have thought of it a long time ago. Who else can a handsome man like you be except Master Dao?"

The look in my eyes has changed a bit, it is fanaticism, as if I have found an opponent worth fighting.

"I heard that your cooking stimulates people's qi and blood and warrior's internal strength, causing them to boil and achieve the effect of bursting shirts." Mooyou said my old background lightly, "You and Fairy Bei are siblings, and Fairy Bei's luminous Everyone in the world of cooking and food knows everyone, but you rarely cook. I remember that your knife is made of meteorites from outside the sky, and you forged it yourself?"

Wouldn't it be fun to expose someone else's background?

If you want to have fun, go for it!

I find mobbing extremely unpleasant.

There was no sign of Logan in the Gathering Hall.

"Where's Logan?"

Wipe the oil: "Logan killed your brother-in-law, and you are here to avenge. This is your personal grievance. Although Logan is a member of my dark cooking circle, he is not after Liangshan. If you look for him, I will not stop him. Just Logan is not in Liangshan right now, and he won’t be back until about ten days later. I can send someone to inform him that you are coming, and the two of you can decide what dishes to compare. Although I have heard rumors about you, I don’t know about you. What kind of cuisine are you good at, Sichuan cuisine are you good at?"

I said in a strong Sichuan dialect: "I can't eat spicy food."

Wipe: "..."

So I stayed on Liangshan, waiting for Logan to come back, my 49-meter long knife... 30 cm long kitchen knife was already very hungry and thirsty.

Mira the blue-eyed tiger always teases me from time to time.

You will be with Master Xie from the protagonist group in the future, please respect yourself.

Mira: "I'm not pretty, why don't you even look at me?"

"Pretty." But I'm a girl at heart.

She wanted to touch my thigh, but I dodged it, "I don't understand the style."

Me: "I heard that you have a special skill called spice inequality?"

"How do you know."

"It's nothing to do, Miss Mira, would you like to learn from me?"

Mira's expression changed, and finally she smiled, and the smile was very ambiguous, "I've heard that your shirt-exploding cooking can stimulate internal energy and make people's clothes shredded. You want to compete with me in cooking, do you want to see me? Body."

Abe, help, there are female fairies here!

That honest man, Master Xie, was tricked by you in this way!

I still couldn't compete with Mira.

Logan wrote back and asked if I was fighting for life or death.

Your old man, who was buried in the earth within a few years of his 20s, wants to bet his life with a [-]-year-old young man like me, so I bet with you, but if you don’t bet, people in the dark cooking world will see clearly.

"A battle of life and death."

Liao said: "You are very brave. Since it is a life-and-death battle and both sides are dragon chefs, the location can't be sloppy. It's better to set it on the Mid-Autumn Festival when the moon is full, on the Bohai Sea."

What kind of poetry do you play with as a cook?

That's it.

"middle."

I was a little puzzled, how could I hear the smell of Henan clapper from Master Dao's Sichuan accent? It's really strange.

August [-]th finally arrived. On the day of the decisive battle, I saw Miss Abei bringing Dudu, Xiaodangjia and Shao An with an impatient face.

Shao An is a rebellious boy. When I was a child, I beat him eight times a day.

The brat is always rambunctious, probably due to lack of pumping.

"Baby, why are you so impulsive."

"Did the smelly Taoist die in vain?"

Sister Abei said worriedly and emotionally: "I always thought you hated him."

"I hate him, but he is the father of Xiaodangjia and Dudu."

"Uncle~"

"Aunt~"

Shao An: "Hehe."

I slapped him all over the head with my backhand.

The two babies threw themselves into my arms.

Sister Abei: "But that's Pastry King Logan, his strength