Absolutely retarded option

The three generations of Naruto were impoverished, so they had no choice but to allow me to enroll in the ninja school.

On the day I entered school, everyone in Konoha Village came to watch the monkey show, and a villager shouted, "Why does Boss Otsutsuki want to learn ninjutsu at this age?"

I flicked my sleeves, "I am twenty-two and I am determined to learn."

Many people in Muye Village are illiterate, and many people can't understand it. Only after people explain it can they understand what it means, and they respect me a lot.

Everyone respects those who learn and struggle.

Iruka received me, and now I'm going to call him Mr. Iruka.

"Iruka-sensei."

Iruka shuddered.

"Student Otsuki... Boss Otsuki, you said you want to be in the same class as Konohamaru?"

The head teacher agreed and it was done. Konoha Maru introduced me to the elementary school students in their class.

"From now on, Boss Datongmu will be covered by me." Konoha Maru said, patting his chest, and asked me in a low voice, "Is the agreement on the discount coupon still counting?"

I agreed with Konohamaru that he would "cover" me at school, and I would give him a year's discount coupon.

"no problem."

After my dirty dealings, I studied hard at the ninja school.

Konohamaru is quite a filial child. After taking my one-year discount coupon, he actually brought his grandfather to eat noodles.

His grandfather is the third Hokage, a cunning old man.

"You are Boss Datongmu, this is the first time we met."

"Three Hokage-sama know me?"

"Yes, your store is very famous."

It turns out that I am so famous.I looked at the price on the wall that was several times higher than the usual ramen shop, and realized something.

The moment I saw the Three Generations of Hokage, I learned a lot of knowledge without a teacher - Maixiangshu.

The Third Hokage is clearly the face of violent death, but not long ago his death was reversed!

Someone used the power of Tongtian to change his mortal situation. The life and death of a big man like Sandai Hokage will definitely cause changes in the general situation of the world, and the Otsutsuki clan monitors the changes in the world.

Someone can avoid the eyes and ears of our family, there must be a terrifying conspiracy brewing.

I was restless, and I just wanted to contact Senior Yile immediately.Tell him everything you speculate.However, there is a voice in my heart telling me that I can't do this, the senior must have his intentions in hiding, maybe there are countless people watching his every move, if I act rashly, I will definitely startle the snake.

The dark cooking world, the dark ramen world, the Demon God Clan, the Ten Commandments, and all the bloody organizations want our Otsutsuki clan to fight against them?

The pressure...it was too much.

If I were me, guarding the world alone for a long time, while avoiding countless open and dark arrows, would I be able to stick to the glory of the Otsutsuki clan?

Otsutsuki—a great and selfless family!

Konohamaru was eating delicious ramen, and suddenly saw the owner of Otsutsuki shed tears.

"You, why are you crying?"

"This is sad for the world."

Three generations of Hokage: "..." Hokage will let you do it well?The fire country daimyo will also let you do it.

I study hard every day, but after more than half a year, I still haven't refined chakra.The whole class of elementary school students looked at me very sadly every day, as if I was a squib who would never be able to awaken the magic power in this life.

Iruka was very worried about my sad appearance, so he called me to the office to talk.

"After all, there are still a small number of ninjas in the world, and more people are ordinary people who don't know ninjutsu. You don't need to worry too much about it."

I am very concerned.

Unable to refine Chakra is insignificant to ordinary people, but if it is the grandson of Hokage, it will cause an uproar.

People like me, unable to refine chakra, this is not a matter of course, but a disability!

A passerby with a big black mole on his face is insignificant, but if a peerless beauty has a big black mole on his face, it will cause the whole world to sigh and be angry at the injustice of the Creator.

Naruto came back from his mission, and I agreed to treat him to ramen.

He brought Sasuke too.

When the food was served, I suddenly saw a wound on the back of Sasuke's neck that looked like a snake bite.

I didn't think much about asking him, "What happened to your neck?"

Sasuke's reaction was very intense, and he covered his neck with his hand in an instant, which was no slower than drawing a shuriken when meeting an enemy.

I seem to have said something wrong that hurt the self-esteem of the young man.

Wait for Naruto to come over next time and ask him why.

Naruto stammered that Sasuke didn't want people to know.

"But I clearly remember that you said words such as markers and pheromones last time. Do you want Sasuke to know that you have said them a long time ago? Now that you have said it, what does it matter if you are more detailed?"

This can hardly be called the IQ of celebrities.

"Okay, since you often treat me to such expensive ramen, I'll tell you."

Naruto told me a magical story.

He and Sasuke Sakura were hunted down by the Renin Orochimaru in the death forest level of the Zhongnin Exam. Sasuke was bitten and planted a curse mark. At this time, a woman appeared and told them that each of them had special glands hidden behind their necks. As long as the body is bitten, it will subconsciously obey that person and establish an intimate connection with that person. "

I touched the back of my neck unconsciously, do I have glands too?

"The woman said to use my pheromone to cover the pheromone of Orochimaru, so I bit Sasuke as he said."

I asked, "The result?"

"My relationship with Sasuke is better than before, I think he has recognized me."

as long as you are happy.

I always feel like something is wrong.

Inexplicably, I am obsessed with glands, markers, pheromones.

So I went to Kodo again.

He is still angry that the last time I asked him about the dark ramen world in the dark cooking world, he didn't know that I despised his professional skills.

What a small-minded man, I asked him again, do you know what is a gland marker pheromone?

Jiao Du was silent for a long time, and it seemed that he didn't know anymore, "It's okay, just tell me the address of Orochimaru, and I'll ask him."

I found Orochimaru with a note, but he invited me in with a magical face. He lives underground, dark and damp.Not only did he have snake-like pupils, but he also hissed like a snake, "What are you doing to me, Otsutsuki Teishaten." Even when Oshemaru said the name, his expression was indescribable.

"I heard about marker pheromones from Naruto, and I'm a little interested. Can you give me a detailed introduction?"

Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, "I didn't expect you to be interested in this kind of thing, but I have just started researching, what do you want to know?"

"All."

It's not something that can't be said, plus he has been staying in the basement for a long time, doing some immoral research, and hasn't chatted with anyone for a long time, and he can't stop the car once he starts talking.

"I have dissected many corpses and never found that there is a special gland on the neck of a person. This kind of gland does not exist in ordinary people, only ninjas have it. I wonder if it can be extracted by ninjas. The key to the chakra."

Hearing this, my heartbeat speeded up inexplicably. If I could transplant someone else's glands to me, would I be able to extract chakra?

I said this idea to Orochimaru and showed a miraculous expression, "I didn't expect you to be the same as me."

Who is the same person as you, I don't admit it.

"I have done experiments. I transplanted ninja glands into ordinary people. However, none of the experimental subjects survived for three days, and all the blood vessels exploded... and once the glands are dug out, the ninja will become demented. "

——It seems that the glands are really the key to refining chakra.

"A few experimental subjects are nothing. Assuming the experiment is successful, then we can build a ninja army based on it." Orochimaru doesn't think this experiment will be more difficult than transplanting the cells between the columns and awakening Mutun, the latter of which he already has. Success, the former is only a matter of time.

Orochimaru has a scientific halo on his head, which is very charming.

However, not all people have glands, and he does not have them.

He believes that there is an inevitable connection between the existence of glands and the attributes of Chakra.

It's only found on Yin-type ninjas.

Chakra has the seven attributes of water, fire, wind, thunder, earth, yin and yang, and gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the five elements. 'It is the product of the interaction of yin and yang.Thunder, fire, and wind are yang, water is yin, and land in the middle is neutral. '

Therefore, ninjas of Yin nature have glands and can be "marked".

Orochimaru is the attribute of wind and earth.More earthy.

If multiple attributes dominate, the attribute will determine whether the ninja has glands.Once there are two attributes of yin and yang, it will play a decisive role.

"Glands can determine the yin and yang attributes of a ninja, but they cannot determine whether they can refine chakra."

so disappointed.

"Oshemaru, since you are a scientist, is there a way for me to refine Chakra?"

Orochimaru: "Before that, Mr. Otsutsuki might as well solve my doubts first?"

"Ok?"

"You who can't refine chakra, how to kill the blood mist."

My hometown is no longer in the Blood Mist after Yagura burped, so I can't look at people with old eyes.But since I fell in the bathtub of Terumi Mei Goshidai Mizukage, because of this unethical behavior, I was hunted down by blood mist... Could it be my fault?

I'm not interested in Miss Sister.

That's not to say I'm incompetent or anything... My little Jin Zhu is in good spirits every morning.

I probably only have feelings for destined women.

What a nice man, me.

"It was Terumi Mei who let me go."

"The relationship between you and the Fifth Mizukage is—"

I showed a smile you know.

A year later, I gave up the ninja school because I couldn't refine chakra. Iruka finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked me cautiously, "The sponsorship fee for the school is non-refundable."

Do I care about that little money?

At the same time, the other person couldn't sit still.

The basement of a remote house in Muye Village, "We can't go on, otherwise, we will all be in trouble."

"Yes, we can't let him continue to be arrogant."

"Business has been bleak recently."

"I was originally under the banner of women's low-calorie ramen, and the business was the worst."

That's right, these secret gatherings are the leaders of the ramen industry in Konoha Village.And their leader is the leader of the ramen industry in Changsheng Muye Village-hand playing.

Hand playing is his first name, not his last name.

What his last name was, where he came from, who his family was, no one knew.

As for Senior Yile's daughter, Changpu, she is probably an adopted war orphan.

These people vowed to teach Otsutsuki Inishakuten a lesson!Let him know how many eyes Prince Ma has!

The next day, I received a letter from Senior Yile.

I'm so excited.The hand that opened the envelope was shaking.

Senior Yile asked me to compete in ramen skills at Hokage Rock on the eve of dawn the day after tomorrow!The winner will rewrite the new glory of Konoha Village's ramen industry!The loser...will no longer be able to appear in the ramen world as a ramen master!

This is betting on the glory of the Otsuki ramen family!

At this time, a familiar yet unfamiliar song sounded in my heart:

The defeat of the army is no more than a cup of soil, and it is fortunate to drink another cup.

No matter where you come or where you go, you will never be alone.

Seeing people as grass and trees, there are countless bones, how many are too numerous to record.

How many humiliations have been given to me, I will remember.

Please take good care of yourself, wait for me to come, and wait for the slaughter.

Even if I'm a senior in the clan, I won't let water in the ramen showdown!

Senior Yile, have you finally let go of everything and want to return to the Otsutsuki clan?

Let our duel be the clarion call for your return!

Everyone in the clan must have seen it.

I caressed the Kangmazi brand kitchen knife, and this legendary kitchen utensil was also trembling. I muttered to myself: "Are you also longing for blood and war? Hahaha! This is the knife of our Datongmu family!"

The Kang Mazi card suddenly stopped trembling.