Absolutely retarded option

"Kill All Might?" I said in great horror.

Sigangmuhang walked towards me and bewitched: "Ah, kill him and we will be together."

Is he trying to brainwash me?

"Olmert is a good person!" I said very silly and sweetly, "Could it be, are you a bad person?"

Good people and bad people are so annoying, how can this world be divided into good and bad!

"come here."

"No," I refused, leaning back.

Seeing me like this, the dead handle wooden hanger became even more angry.

"Ahhhh!"

"Doraku Ban! Back off!" The reliable homeroom teacher Shota Aizawa rushed over and stopped Shigaraki.

"What are you...forget it, let's talk about it first."

Aizawa Shouta's not tall back gave me an incomparable sense of security.

But it didn't take long before Naowu was called out.

Sigang Muhang boasted to me about the power of my brain.

Is Desperate Teacher a Brainless opponent?

of course not.

Desperate teacher was beaten badly.

It's time for me to step out.

My strong (installation) system (b) personality is activated. This is the first time I use a personality, and I am very disturbed.

The entire egg-shaped venue was quiet for a very short moment, like the moment of the Big Bang, expanding from a very small moment to infinity, and the strong shock wave spread out from the center of me, and the walls of the venue did not stop the impact of the energy wave at all. , The whole building instantly disintegrated into particles!

The murder scene in the secret room of the enemy alliance disappeared!

But the terrifying B shock wave has no intention of stopping at all, like a glutton with an unsatisfied appetite, devouring any inanimate matter it can come into contact with!

I consciously controlled the energy wave so as not to harm the heroic people, but the miscellaneous fishes of the enemy alliance were not so lucky, all the clothes on their bodies were gone.

Even bad guys can't do evil without clothes.Except perversion.

To be honest, I feel that I am innocent, and my personality is not what I want to have, and it is not up to me to decide what it is.

So I destroyed the backbone of the enemy alliance.

Including black mist.

His bartender uniform also disappeared, because it was the nature department that turned into fog and did not disappear.

The well-dressed Sigang Muhang looked at the miserable situation of his subordinates and came back to his senses and looked at me in surprise... Why is his eyes so fanatical?

That's right, I would be happy if I was spared by the enemy crystal tower.

"Your personality is really amazing!" Even stronger than his Honkai, it's a golden enhanced version!

"If the teacher sees it, he will definitely not object to us being together again!"

Which onion is your teacher?If he disagrees with you, he will scum me. If he agrees with you, he will come back.

Wanna play lure back to the league with me?

Of course I refused, "A wooden hanging with a dead handle is hard to get back under water."

She didn't tell me to hang up! ——Said the sad eyes of Shigarakidou.

"I disagree."

The half -dead Xiang Ze was stunned and stunned.

The dead handle wooden hanging all over the ground didn't bother to pick it up, he came over and pressed my shoulder, "Follow me back."

"I'm not what I used to be. You let me go first. Once you let me go, I won't look back."

"Banquet sauce..."

"Don't call me Yanjiang!" I was like a weak woman who was trying to pretend to be strong and finally couldn't help but burst out. I opened the hand of the dead handle and knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, "I will never forgive you!"

No one ever taught a dead woman what to do when she was crying.

按照智商情商人渣程度来分有以下几种：1吻2钱3哄4吵5巴掌6沙雕式道歉（类似都是我的错-你错哪了-驴头不对马嘴道歉-连错哪了都不知道鸡同鸭讲无法沟通-我们的感情肯定不是真的-你一点都不了解我-我会因为这么点小事生气吗？-你就是小看我-不爱我-你是不是还惦记前女友-外边有人了？手机也不让我-接电话迟了是不是在跟别人聊天？——分手！）

Sigang Muhang began to apologize.

I took advantage of the opportunity to play.

Audience brainless x1, eraser x1, and students from the hero department also arrived.

"What are they doing, Mr. Aizawa, Doraku-san knows that person?" 800 million said.

Not only knowing but also being closely related.

At this time, purple mist appeared behind Shigaraki Hanging again. Aizawa Yuta wanted to stop it, but he was seriously injured and couldn't move at all, so he had to watch the enemy retreat.

The heroes who arrived in the end just arrested some temporary recruits.

In the conference room, senior executives of Xiongying gathered together to analyze the student accident.

"The other party claims to be an enemy alliance, and the leader is a 20-year-old young man named Sigangmuhang." A photo of Sigangmuhang appeared on the screen.

"The relationship between Dorakuyan of the general department and him is—"

"Designate a fiancée, but we found nothing when we investigated the marriage according to the marriage provided by Dao Leyan."

Everyone fell silent.

At this time, Dahei Wuzi, the head teacher of ordinary subjects, said urgently in a clear voice: "I believe in classmate Daole! She is not from the enemy alliance."

Aizawa Shouta: "I was next to him at the time, and it seems that Shigaraki Kyo abandoned Doraku-san because of his teacher."

All Might: "The Doraku girl is only 15 years old!"

Discussions come and go, this matter has nothing to do with me.

Dahei Wuzi called me to the office during recess and said, "Your marriage with Sigangmuhang is invalid, so don't feel sad for him in the future."

Teacher Dahei Wuzi is really a kind woman.

"You will be happy."

Even if you are worthy of your name, you must live bravely.

I'm single again.

Dazao Kong grabbed Qianxu and forced her to ask her about Shijie No. 1.

She faltered: "That guy doesn't listen to people at all."

"Then what do you think?"

"I don't hate him...but Notasuke..."

"It's Kurokono Taisuke."

"No Taisuke said that I should call him that as my nickname for him."

Do you both have nicknames?

"Notasuke is in another world."

"Are you going to find him? He is now the president of the Celestial Chamber of Commerce on Earth."

"Then, isn't that ball rape?"

Me: "He is in Cao Ying and his heart is in Han, but he secretly supports the people with lofty ideals."

Chio: "Yes, yes."

"I miss the Bukari Khan I drank with him very much, even when I got itchy." (Gintama episodes 271 and 272 here, Yakult and Pocari) Qian Xu showed a nostalgic expression.

"Yes, yes." I also miss it.

"Do you still remember the time when Bai Yasha and gay Zi went to Huajie together and got rejected?"

"Of course I remember how boring Shinsuke Takasugi was at that time, it doesn't look like he showed his thighs later hahaha..."

Me: "Yes."

Sangushang Qianxu was sweating profusely, "Then what am I..."

"Didn't you say that you haven't been to Edo since then, how could you know what the gay purple queen looks like!"

"My guess!"

I slapped Qianxu viciously, "It is stricter to confess and resist."

After extorting a confession by torture, I finally found out that Qian Xu had traveled through two worlds from Furui and had even brought Heizi Notasuke back to his hometown!The folks in my hometown have also met, and they may get married directly when they are in college.

"I didn't realize that you are such a clean and neat type."

"After all, I like Notasuke hahaha."

Knowing that my 15-year-old friend who has been in Edo for five years and is already 20 years old has someone he wants to spend his life with, and it is the Edo version of Kuroko Tetsuya + Akashi, I am a little envious and jealous.

What a lucky dog, Chio Mitani!

An elite male god of the healing department, he has traveled countless planes and never met a second one.

I want to go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of wine to calm down.

Choose wine between beer and wine.

It actually costs [-] yen, "Can it be cheaper?"

The saleswoman said awkwardly but politely: "This is a supermarket, customer."

I gave a hand holding the wine bottle, "Can't the supermarket lower the price if it can offer a discount?"

"Actively discounting is not the same as lowering prices."

"You don't have a sign that refuses to bargain."

"Because every product is clearly marked, customer."

"Your yogurt is 6 cents more expensive than others', what do you say?"

"The wholesale price is different from the retail price. Maybe the other store you mentioned has a lower pick-up price than our store. The quality of the product is different, and the price is also different." The salesperson continued to smile.

Are you saying that other stores sold fakes?

Seeing that she is about the same age as me, she is so well versed in the rules of sales, which is amazing.

"Two bottles."

"Okay, guest. Please walk carefully and slowly."

On the way, I ran into a man with the appearance of a college student with short black hair and carrying a shopping bag. He was kicked out to buy wine by a super handsome senior with long silver hair, but because the senior couldn't wait to find the wine everywhere, he found it and hid it in the cabinet. It looked like something terrible had happened to the medicine I drank in spring.

Really envious and jealous.

At the night when I lamented how boring the life in Xiongying was, I vaguely heard a melodious singing voice, ah, it is the descendant of the dragon.

This song has touched me countless times, even in a foreign country, tears filled my eyes every time I heard it.

Last time on the streets of Shinjuku, there was a Japanese version of the Mandarin version of the sea and the sky, and every time I heard "Forgive me for being unruly and indulgent in my life..." I couldn't help but sing along.

【Choose ①Falling Leaves Return to Roots②Number of Classics and Forget Your Ancestors】

Of course I chose 1 without hesitation.Otherwise, he would not be sprayed to death by the eighteen generations of his ancestors.

three poles in the sun

"Girl, girl, wake up, wake up."

I was sleeping soundly, and a hand shook me desperately, "Why are you sleeping here?"

I woke up leisurely, and in front of me was a long-haired woman, about seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a double-breasted indigo gown with a bamboo basket on her back.

"What's your name, why are you sleeping in the mountains? Is there any difficulty?"

"I...I..." What's my name?

Why can't I remember my name all of a sudden.

"I don't remember my name." Damn why is my accent so strange.

"How can you girl not remember your name? Could it be amnesia?"

"I am amnesia?"

"It's not amnesia if you don't remember your name."

It turned out that I lost my memory.

"Which one are you?" This accent is really problematic!

"I'm Abe, you look beautiful and you're a lady from a rich family."

Am I a lady from a rich family?

I looked at the expensive Yunjin fabric clothes on my body, and admitted the fact that I was a rich man before I lost my memory.

Abe said: "Since I met you, I can't leave you alone. If you can trust me, come with me. I live in the house on the mountain ahead, and I come out to pick mushrooms."

So I followed good Abe.

On the way, Abei sang a folk song, "The yellow poplar pole is soft and soft ~ sister, Hariya, pick a piece of white rice and go to Liuzhou ~ sister, sister, go to Liuzhou ~ brother, Hariya, sister, sister ~ go to Liuzhou Oh brother, Hariya. People say that the girls in Liuzhou are good~ Sister, Hariya, Liuzhou girls can comb their hair~ Sister, sister, can comb their hair~ Brother, Hariya, sister, sister~ Can comb hair~ Brother Ya Hariya. The elder sister combs a coiled dragon bun~ Elder brother, Hariya, the second sister combs a flower arrangement willow~ Sister, sister, flower arrangement willow~ Brother, Hariya, sister, sister, flower arrangement willow~Brother Ya Harrier."

Abe's voice was very nice, "You sing really well."

"It's easy to sing, I'll teach you."

As a result, there was a continuous "big sister combing a coiled dragon bun~" on the mountain path. I especially like this phrase.

Abei lives alone in a house on the mountain, "Aren't you afraid when it gets dark?"

"What are you afraid of? If a bad person comes, give him three knives and six holes."

So I lived with Abbe.

One day, Abe and I went out to dig wild vegetables and bamboo shoots. Abe said: "Sister, this is not good. We are not together for a day or two. You have to have a name."

"name?"

"Yes, my name is Abe, and you must have a name, otherwise, what would I call you when I write a letter? If you don't remember, think of a nickname first."

I thought hard, "Then I'll call you baby."

"Baby? It's a nice name. I'll call you Baby from now on."

The wild vegetables and bamboo shoots we dug together also found Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng Wujincao. Abei rolled up his trousers and went to the river to catch fish.

"I'm lucky today." Abe said with a smile.

Abe's cooking skills are very good, every time I cook, I can't help but suddenly have an idea, "To commemorate that I have a name, let me cook?"

Abe asked suspiciously, "Can you cook?"

"Always try."

So Abe let me into the kitchen with a worried face. The moment I touched the kitchen knife, I had a special feeling.

Like the fifth girl who touched the Qinglong Yanyue knife for the first time, she was shocked.

The knife flashed--

A grass carp weighing three catties is separated from its flesh and bones, and the fish slices are transparent. "Shall we eat fish sticks today?"

Abe was amazed at my proficiency in knife skills. She said that I must have been a great person in the past. With such a good knife skill, I was at least a first-class chef.There must be someone who knows me and tells me to take it easy and let it be.

We had a nice meal that day. In the evening, Abe and I sat in the courtyard to watch the moon. The moon was big and round. Abe talked to me about her ideal.

"I want to open a restaurant, a century-old shop, a thousand-year-old shop."

The way Abe talked about his dream was very beautiful, which made my heart beat.

"Baby, what dream do you have?"

"Me? I just want to know who I am, where I come from, and who my family is."

Abe gently hugged me into her arms, I smelled so good after taking a bath, I involuntarily took a breath of her deodorant.They are all girls anyway, so what are you afraid of?I buried my head in Abe's choppy bosom without guilt.

There is no Jiazi in the mountains, and it is cold and I do not know the year.

In a blink of an eye, I have lived on the mountain for more than half a year, and I have mastered various survival skills in the wild.

It was supposed to be fruit-picking this morning, but I sat up on the bed all of a sudden, which frightened Abe.

"Baby, you can scare me."

After a while, my eyeballs moved, "Sister Abe, I seem to have remembered something."

Sister Abei was more excited than me, "What do you remember?"

"I seem to remember where I came from."

Miss Abe swallowed, "Say it."

I said heavily: "I seem to be the descendant of a dragon somewhere."

Descendants of the dragon.

Dragons are supreme in this land.

In fact, I still have something to say that I haven’t told Sister Abe. In my dream, a voice said to me that I am the descendant of the dragon, the descendant of Nuwa, the descendant of Yanhuang, the descendant of China, the flower of the motherland, and the descendant of communism. successor.I didn't dare to say it because I was afraid of scaring Miss Abe because of the background.

"We won't go picking fruit today, we can do whatever you want."

What can you do without picking the fruit?

Usually it is arranged by Sister Abei, what she does and I do, suddenly she let me make my own decision, I don't know what to do.

"Actually, I always feel that I have some shortcomings."

Sister Abbe encouraged me to continue.

"I feel like I'm missing a knife of my own."

Abei stared at me for a while, "Unexpectedly, you don't remember anything, but you can't forget the necessary treasures for chefs. Then let's go down the mountain and pick a knife you like. If you don't like it, my sister will take it for you." Go to an acquainted knife maker to order one, and you will be satisfied. What kind of kitchen knife do you want?"

Me: [-] meters long.

I also know that there is no such a long kitchen knife.But sister Abei is so happy, I don't want to let her down.

So we went down the mountain together, found a knife store, and looked at all the knives in the store, and I was not very satisfied.

"No, no match."

No matter how ugly the shop owner's face was, I dragged Miss Abe away.

Then we went to the blacksmith.

The blacksmith asked me what kind of kitchen knife I wanted.

Me: "Let's just have the following requirements, blow hair and cut hair, cut iron like mud, and keep blood from getting on your body. You need to use thousand-year-old cold iron or meteorite iron from the sky to make steel, and it must have a warning effect. If possible, I want a child." Mother knife, even if one knife rings another knife thousands of miles away, you can still hear it."

After I finished speaking, the blacksmith's expression was m(⊙▽⊙)m...

"Mother Xipi, the early morning kick-off didn't work out, but there was something wrong with it." After finishing speaking, Miss Abe and I were kicked out.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, Miss Abe." I said apologetically.

"It's okay, if this one doesn't work, just change to another one, but the request you made, baby, is really..."

Looking to the sky.

Are my demands really so high?

Sister Abei looked at me worriedly, "You must not look for a boyfriend like this in the future, the requirements are too high."

Me: "It's okay, I'm so good."

Abe: There seems to be something wrong. Is the baby with this kind of personality?

"Come on, let's change to a blacksmith's shop."

I refused, "No, Miss Abe, I don't want to go to the blacksmith shop."

"Huh? No need for that. There are masters with better skills and more patience in the town." But the charges are more expensive. Only those who are powerful have it, even if it is lost to the common people, it will be very expensive."

She wanted me to settle for the next best thing.

But I insist on not listening!

I said angrily: "Since I can't buy the knife I want, I will forge one myself!"

Abe: "...Hey!!!"

Just do it!

After finalizing the focus of the next work, I carried a bamboo basket and searched all over the mountains and plains for meteorites. Abe saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. Meteorites are so easy to find.

She is a native of the local area, and she has never heard of a meteorite falling from the sky since she can remember. Even if there was a meteorite falling from the sky before she was born, it would have been sent to the state government by the local village elders and the county magistrate. Where will the capital be left for the baby?

It's just that seeing the baby working so hard, sister Abei couldn't bear to say something frustrating, so she could only wait for the baby to pass the mood before persuading her.

Speaking of which, this is the first time that the baby wants to do something so much, and he must be supported.

So the next morning I went out again with a bamboo basket on my back, Miss Abei chased after me with a basket on my back, "I'll go with you. The road on the mountain is not easy to walk, what if you get lost and can't come back?"

I was moved to tears.Sister Abei is really a good woman. When I think of such a good woman will fall into the hands of a thief in the future, my heart hurts and I can't breathe.

On the way, we sang folk songs again, "Eldest sister combs a coiled dragon bun ~ elder sister, Hariya~"

"Second sister combs a flower arrangement willow ~ sister, sister, flower arrangement willow ~ brother, Hariya~"

Halfway up the mountain, Miss Abe, who had eyes and ears, stopped suddenly, "Baby, did you hear anything?"

sound?

"No, it's very quiet."

"It's a little far away from here. Of course you can't hear it if you haven't practiced hard."

After Miss Abei finished speaking, a sentence suddenly came to my mind: This "Secrets of the Blue Sky" is written in Xiaozhuan, so of course you won't understand it if you don't study hard.

The owner of the voice is a cunning old man... The memory is so deep, could it be that he is my father?

This is an important clue and must be written down, but what is Qingtian's secret book?Heirloom?

Miss Abbe stretched out her hand and shook it in front of my eyes, "Baby?"

"Huh? I also heard someone calling for help."