Absolutely retarded option

That's how I got to know Angel Rem-chan.

The world is so beautiful.

Thanks for being alive.

If I hadn't won the [-] million chasing soldiers in the life marathon, I'm afraid I would never have the chance to meet Rem again.

thank you all.

"What's your name?"

"Lai Yueang."

"Raul."

That's how the unemployed brave man and Lai Yueang who had to die got to know each other. Lai Yueang looked at me strangely as if I had been transformed by aliens.

Could it be that this guy who must die is still doubting my figure.

After watching for an indeterminate amount of time, he came over carefully, "Why are you here? I went to a convenience store and came out of the street in another world..." And every time he dies, he will return to the top A plot point restarts.

Is this world a game or something?

I grabbed him by the neck and said fiercely, "Did you treat Rem...huh?"

"Absolutely not how dare I!"

"I don't dare to forgive you."

"By the way, you were wearing the same clothes and holding the same book when I came last time..." Lai Yueang was testing me.

Me: "Do you think I won't get tired of the same scene happening three times?"

It's strange, if it wasn't for Lai Yueang, my time would pass normally, the most obvious thing is that the bra has become tight again.

Lai Yueang's expression changed, "You know?"

Of course I know, and I also know that you are called "the strongest reincarnation", the most courageous and wisest reincarnation, and some people say "The greatness of human beings is the greatness of courage! The hymn of human beings is the hymn of courage." "Such a sour comment on you, and you keep saying that you like Emilia, but you are so courteous to Rem, Rem has confessed to you, you bastard!You frankly refused it, you can hold it very well!But then he said to Rem, "Look at the man you like, and become the greatest and most handsome hero!"... With such indescribable words, does true love change easily these days?Didn't you refuse so simply before!Reject me to the end, hey!

"Young Lai Yueang, do you like the girl with silver hair, or the girl with blue hair, or the girl with pink hair?"

"Ahh! What are you talking about, how can I like it?"

"Huh?" My face changed, "So you want to dump it after you finish playing?"

"What and what?" Lai Yueang pulled his hair as if he was going to collapse, "You don't know what my situation is now! How can you think about other things!"

I tore off the wrapping paper of the lollipop, because I licked it so fast that the lollipop smoked and looked like smoking. I learned this trick from my former boss, Mr. Sakata.

"Ah, how can you smoke!" Lai Yueang said like a good student.

"I don't smoke, the smoke is just the smoke from licking the lollipop too fast."

He pointed to my nose, "Who would believe it!"

I squinted my eyes, "If you dare to point your claws at me, be careful not to die without a whole body."

At this time, there was a horse neighing outside the door, and Qian Xu got off the horse neatly, her silver armor gleaming in the sunlight, "Miss Daole, is life good?"

As I said, "Fortunately, thanks to you," I watched Raul, who was dozing off at the counter, suddenly change his face.

This brave man immediately recognized Chio.

"Are you the last Brave Academy chief Chihiro Lancelot?"

What the hell is Chio Lancelot?

Raul said angrily: "You are the son of King Ban and Queen Elaine. You were abandoned by the lake when you were a baby and were raised by the fairies in the lake. Therefore, you are also called "Lancelot on the Lake". Also known as The Light of the Hero, the last Hero, damn—"

The boy Raul's admiration and hatred for Qianxu Lancelot are intertwined, which is the so-called love-hate relationship.

"Huh? Aren't you my excellent junior Raul? I have always admired you very much."

Raul's face turned red.

It's like seeing an idol.

I sighed.

Qian Xu said bravely, "I'm sorry I killed the Demon King."

Raul: "No, no, you did what I wanted to do but didn't."

Qian Xu smiled heartily: "If it wasn't for me, you would have killed the Demon King."

Me: You killed only the Lich King father.

Not the devil.

"You and Miss Doler are—"

"Doraku is the woman I rescued from the Demon King."

"Ah! So the one who was imprisoned by the Demon King because of her beauty is Miss Dole?"

Where did this f*cking rumor come from again!When was I imprisoned by the Demon King?

I ate well and slept well in the tribe. Although I didn’t wash my feet in front of my father-in-law, I still had a good time. Want you Qianxu Lancelot to rescue me?At this moment, I am like those practitioners of custom shops who have been rescued. I waved my hands with a cold face and said: We are doing well and don't need to be rescued.

"Thank you, Mr. Brave." I looked at Qian Xu, who was 1.8 meters tall, with affection. If the height of the heel was reduced by ten centimeters...how could that short Qianxu grow to 1 meters?

Qian Xu, "My feet seem to be blistered after wearing boots for a long time, please give me slippers."

Raul didn't hate Qianxu Brave too much, so he trotted to get the slippers.

I stared at Qianxu's movement of taking off his shoes.

She took off the armor similar to that of Love Nikki-Dress UP Queen's Bingfeng War Song, and her height didn't decrease at all—!

There must be something wrong!

Then I watched Qianxu's slender hands unbutton the lace shirt one by one, and took it off neatly!

The firm chest is exposed, and the pectoral and abdominal muscles, vest line, mermaid line, pencil line are all available!

Qianxu Lancelot looked at me dumbfounded and quickly turned around, "Sorry, it's me, Meng Lang."

You are not Meng Lang at all, you just turned sexual!

God, why is Qian Xu so handsome after her sex change!

"Are you a man?"

After I finished speaking, Raul and Lai Yueang both looked at me in confusion.

Lai Yueang, why are you still here, go to reincarnation!The girls are still waiting for you to save them.

"You really don't know me?" I said in the tone of a woman whose feelings have been deceived.

Raul gasped in surprise, his eyes full of signs of eating melons.

Braves often exist but melons do not. The recorded deeds of brave men are all glamorous. How can there be scandals about brave men?It has long been wiped out by the Brave Association.

So, Raul has been in a state of hunger and thirst all year round, how cruel is this for a brave man?

"It's true that I haven't met Miss Dole, am I similar to someone you know?" the male god Qianxu Lancelot asked.

I said sadly, "Yes, very similar."

"I don't know who that is you?" Lover?fiancé?

"It's my best friend."

"She disappeared after we broke up unexpectedly. I ran to many places but couldn't find her."

"she……?"

The term male and female ta here is not one.

I nodded, "My best friend is a girl."

Let it go, let it go, let it go, there is no melon to eat here. ——Raul said so in his eyes.

Qian Xu's eyes were exceptionally bright, "I don't know if I can help you in this case?"

I have some doubts that he is not Qian Xu.

Even if it is a sex change, the personality cannot be changed better than the effect of reincarnation.

So something must be wrong.

I had a dream at night, and a voice in the dark asked me if I still wanted Akashi.

Of course I want it!

Then a white-haired Taoist priest in Hanfu appeared, and an angry young man with squinting eyes came out of the Santu River shining brightly and said to me: "Young Dao Leyan, do you want this handsome and tough red man?" Where is Akashi? Do you want this evil and delicious Kin Akashi? Or do you want this coffee jelly-flavored Kusuo?"

I know that Red Akashi is Akashi himself, and Jin Akashi is probably Akashi with split personality Akashi 2, but what the hell is the coffee jelly-flavored powder Kusuo?

I was thinking hard about how to choose. I want 123 very much. Why can I only choose one? I hate it. If I choose one, I will definitely choose Akashi himself.

Me: "Who the hell are you meowing?"

Shou: "I'm He Bo. Have you chosen which one you want? I'm very busy."

What are you busy with?Drowning Shen Gongbao or raising underage ghosts and gods?

"Choose one!" I said loudly to He Bo.

I waited expectantly for a while, "Where's Akashi?"

He Bo: "I just asked you to choose and didn't say I would give it to you. Besides, I can't make a living person out and give it to you."

fraud!

I glared at He Bo!

Sure enough, He Bo is synonymous with the magic stick!

Just when I was about to slay God, a ghost with black short hair and long horns in a black and red kimono appeared with a mace and stared coldly at He Bo, "You are the river that drowned me in the first place." Bo, finally found you."

He Bo said that it had nothing to do with him, "I have always only accepted girls as sacrifices, and I didn't drown them. They were all sent to work in the Kingdom of God. Don't blame me."

"So I still have to thank you?" Ghost Lantern waved his mace and looked at me, "Who are you? Why are you in Hebo's mansion? Could it be that living people are still being sacrificed in the 21st century? "Could it be evil|religion.

If there is a cult in this world, there must be ghosts and ghosts, and it is within the scope of his duties to deal with it. The ghost lamp has been spinning for several days, and the nerves are stretched into a thread that may break at any time.

I thought I would clean up He Bo next time and deal with the ghosts first.

The ghosts and gods left, and I was kicked out of my dream by He Bo.

When I wake up from a dream in a dream, I am always startled. I open my eyes, and everything in front of me is both familiar and strange. Isn’t this my nest?

Isn't this my bed?

I used to fantasize about building a love nest with Akashi!

What's wrong with me coming back?Two worlds and one dream come back?What do you think of Brother Chu who makes it so easy for Kuhaha to do the task and take the risk of killing the Alien Queen?

It's too bad to treat the main god and the reincarnation as dishes.

I stretched and suddenly thought about what happened to Qianxu when I came back, she might still be a hero in another world without an absolute choice.

I immediately called Qianxu, and I was ready for no one to answer.

"...Hello? Xiaoyan, what do you do so early?"

"You are at home?"

"Ah."

"Aren't you going to be a hero?"

"How do you know that I just cleared the game of brave, and it's great to finally kill the devil."

It turned out to be a game...

Even if the game dares to remind me of the immoral experience with Sephiroth!

What a thrill I had this weekend.

So on the way to school on Monday, I saw the superior altitude of Shintaro Midorima, and I was so excited that I couldn't describe it. I yelled "Shintaro—" and ran towards him.

Shintaro Midorima has a lot of inner activities. First, he is afraid that I will jump over and bite him on the head. Second, he never imagined that when our relationship is so good, we can call each other by our first names.

"Morning, Dao Le Banquet."

He looked at me very warily.

I, Thomas, spun and knelt down in front of him, dragging long kneeling marks on the ground, "Supreme Midorima Daifukujin, please forgive the sins of the ignorant lamb Dao Rayan."

Midorima was so frightened that photosynthesis almost stopped, "What are you doing, let me go!"

I hugged Midorima's thigh tightly, as if holding on for a while longer would give me immortal energy.

There were people coming and going around Teiko, and the shy and serious old cadre Midorima became so anxious that his ears turned red, he pulled me into the alley hurriedly, and asked me in a low voice, "What are you doing? manage?"

I am too familiar with this sentence. The standard answer is 'whatever you want if you don't let people see it'?

I didn't expect the green room to be so boring.

This dark alley was extremely quiet. It had just rained last night and there was water in the low-lying area. In the water were some disposable plastic products produced by Okamoto, and a pair of tattered flesh-colored stockings.

Midorima noticed my gaze and looked back, his white face was instantly stained with a thin blush, he looked at me with embarrassment, his big hand that could grab a basketball with one hand held down my head and forced me to turn around he.

Hey, he is such a pure and innocent boy, blessed and innocent, looks very easy to push, probably the type of girl who says "I can pick him up because no one dares to pick him up, but in fact he is very easy to pick up" .

No, I like Akashi.

Although he is no longer Akashi's exclusive idiot, his feelings for him are higher than the sky and deeper than the sea, how can it be erased so quickly.

but,

But ah!There is also a common sense - the love of teenagers and girls comes and goes quickly. When in love, it is "a young man who does not know love and hate is the most infatuated in his life", "a glance at ten thousand years", and when he is not in love, it is "who did not know when he was young?" I have loved a few scumbags''If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come'''There are not many former scumbags who are embarrassed to say that they are mature'.

So, shamefully, I fell in love with Midorima.

As the saying goes, action is worse than heart.

So I grabbed Midorima's school uniform trouser legs and slowly climbed up, and finally reached his waist. By the way, I climbed up in a snake-like position... The posture is not so immoral, and very philosophical.

Looking at it from another angle, my head seems to be buried in Midorima's waist——

At this time, a sneer came from the end of the alley, "Hehehehe..."

I turned around quickly, and saw a not-so-glamorous young man with white hair who was thin and not very tall, and who could only be described as handsome and ordinary, was looking at me with a sneer——and Midorima.

Normally, I would not pay attention to such a person in the crowd, and he would definitely be inconspicuous in school. His dead fish eyes are somewhat similar to my friend Bikiya Hachiman.

But I suddenly remembered who he was!

Because of the violent, gloomy, sick, neurotic and crazy smile on this delicate and ordinary face... Isn't he meowing my fiancé who lives in the marriage world?

Hanging is half a head taller than me, but a head shorter than Midorima. The difference in height makes him very unhappy.

But the most annoying thing was his fiancée, that damned woman who was matched to him by the government, who was 5 years younger than him, and a little girl who was a junior high school candidate, unexpectedly cheated on her openly.

Seven

Furious him!

Faced with hanging hanging from the fence with a fierce face and walking towards me step by step, I actually had a strong desire to survive, turning around and running, just like every scumbag who was caught and raped in bed would instinctively excuse himself It's not that the responsibility is shifted to the lover, Xiaosan, who said that he was seduced. This situation is mostly due to the scumbag who is afraid of his wife.And without saying a word, he put the blame on the wife, saying that the wife doesn't understand the style of dressing, her attitude is not gentle enough, she cares about her career, neglects her family, can't have a son, it's very common for a man to cheat.

What am I going to say?

Said that Midorima seduced me?

Dad can't open this mouth!

Because I have a conscience in my heart!

Although I didn't cheat on Midorima, my spirit has been cheating on Akashi!Although Diao Diao was the one who came later... But Diao Diao obviously won't listen to my explanation.

The truth of the matter is that after my marriage contract with Diao Diao, I suspected that I had been involved with other men!

Although Diao and I have never met each other, the government didn’t ask me for my opinion when they passed the [designated fiancée] garbage policy. Why should I abide by it?Am I a leek? Can I cut it casually?What about the human rights of our Great Japanese Empire?It was agreed to sacrifice a generation of Japanese women to rely on the custom industry to power the country and continuously brainwash women. Over the past few decades, the custom industry has become a serious industry and the backbone of the national economy... Our country is not yet finished, but it is amazing!

Just when I was thinking wildly, Diao Diao was already approaching us!

Seeing his five fingers creaking and creaking, it was like the prelude to bursting his wife to break the scumbag's five limbs.

Is he going to hit me!

"Wait, wait!" Midorima and I are innocent, I just want to hug Daifushen's thigh!

However, in an instant, Midorima's boyfriend protected me behind me with all his strength, and looked at Diao Diao who was exuding an ominous aura with vigilance.

This guy... looks so dangerous.

Living in the normal world, Midorima keenly felt that Diao Diao was extraordinary, and whispered, "I'm offended."

So in an instant, he grabbed me, clamped it under his armpit, and ran away!

As expected of the top shooting guard of the basketball team, his speed is nice!In an instant we were out of the alley—right now!

Just when we were about to escape, a purple mist suddenly appeared at the entrance of the alley.

"Not good!" Midorima wanted to escape, but the black mist didn't give him a chance, so the two of us were sucked in.

·

Sigang Muhang didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking, and he teamed up with Heiwu to bring back the woman who was matched to him by the government!Also gained an adulterer.

Could it be that Heiwu said something fair, "Dao Leyan and that boy have known each other before." So you, the boss, are the third party, and you have no reason to be angry, and you take one bite at a time... No, one bite at a time If you want to overthrow the existing system, why do you care about the [designated fiancée]?Are you honest?

Sigang Mudiao scratched his neck irritably, staring at the fainted little girl, his eyes were bloodshot.

fidgety fidgety fidgety.

He looked at the red-haired boy and the green-haired boy stacked on top of each other, how annoying they looked, and remembered that he had heard someone say red and green on the street... The hair colors of these two people match very well.

In fact, I didn't faint at all, Midorima really fainted.

I can't summon the 5-meter eight sword and lost my strength. I only have two auxiliary superpowers left, one is [Mind Reading] and the other is [Transformation], and the time limit is [-] minutes.

The transformation technique is useless, but the mind reading technique is quite useful...

Hearing the rich brain activity of hanging, I am very happy.

...Why does this guy care about me so much?

Lack of love?

I'm like the type who loves a lot to give away?

In short, the leader of an unknown anti-social organization, the second disease of the middle school, Sigang Muhang, seems to have a different idea of ​​me because of an nnd marriage.

That's the advantage I got out of alive.

Still alive and take the green room to leave.

Ok?

Midorima is a god of good fortune, will he be able to turn the corner without my help?

As soon as he finished thinking about Sigang Muhang, he pointed to Midorima and said to Heiwu, "Throw him out."

Green Room turned the crisis into safety.

what about me! ! !

Let me go too!

I closed my eyes tightly and pretended to be dead, and then after the black mist left, Hang Hang hugged me horizontally!

Go upstairs!

Into the house!

close the door!

Put me softly on the bed!

Then he started touching me!

The skin of the hanging hands is not good at all, so I have never used Dabao and snake oil ointment!

He can bear touching my face, but I can't bear it when he touches my collarbone in an instant and unbuttons the only button on my school uniform jacket!

I opened my eyes.

Hang Diao didn't expect that I would wake up, and the hand pressing the button of my shirt froze.

I shrieked infinitely and shyly, crawled to the foot of the bed, covered my chest with the quilt, and perfectly performed the song "My fiancé did that to me when I met him for the first time".

Sigang Muhang withdrew his hand slowly, "I am Sigang Muhang."

Introduced yourself?

Why is this scene so familiar?

That's what Ace told me back then.

I thought of "Borrowing a Wind and Cloud" again.

"You, hello."

At this moment, Hang Diao's new voice is: Am I so scary? She is so scared.

I know what to do.

A brief introduction to the character of Sigangmuhang quickly appeared in my mind

Name: dead handle wooden hanging

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Personality: unknown

Personality: Self-centered, male chauvinist, anti-social personality, lack of love

Family: Unlikely, generally orphans

Features: innocent

Raiders way: Our Lady.

If you want me to say, the ultimate mystery of the strategy is the Holy Mother!

Forget which sage in the Raiders world said: Human beings are hopeless animals longing for warmth.The more extreme a person is, the more desolate his emotional world will be.

The nature that heals the emotional desert is the Holy Mother!

What is Our Lady?Infinite tolerance, infinite love, infinite redemption.

But let me abuse my body and mind, I will not do it.

For example, most antisocial personalities will use very cruel means to confirm whether someone really loves him or not.

I don't do things that are not good for me.

Another sage said: Every hunter can be a good dog.

In other words, as long as the means are sufficient, S can be trained to become M.

I haven't done the Raiders yet, so I'm a little excited.

Generally speaking, the absolute option at this time would be unwilling to ask a question for me to choose, but this time it was as quiet as a chicken.

I took a closer look at Sigang Mudiao's face and quickly blushed and lowered my head shyly. Could it be that Sidangmu Diao doesn't conform to the aesthetics of the absolute option?

Absolute Option is a boy with a cute face but a cute personality.For example, if he plays Feitan, he only plays 666.

No, there is another possibility.

He is brewing a big plan.

Sigangmu Diao and I stared at each other for a long time, Diao Diao stared back at me refusing to admit defeat, and the thought in his mind was: This woman is so bold to look at me, he is uncomfortable in the room.

I was labeled by him as immoral, restless, flirtatious, and promiscuous.

What he likes are the traditional gentle, tough and powerful Yamato axe-type women.

That's right, an axe.

It is necessary to be gentle and understanding, but also to be good at fighting.

Asking so much why don't you die!

Wish He Bo would pop out and ask if he wanted the golden Yamato ax or the silver Yamato axe.

Not always my axe.

Because the mind reading skill can only be used three times a day, I turned it off to save some critical moments.

The moment it is closed, the absolute option is the extremely enthusiastic beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping.

You can see how hungry and thirsty he is.

My 28 personalities are confused again!

Could it be, could it be, could it be that the absolute option can only open one page at a time?Can't do the task when the skill is turned on?

Can only pop up one page at a time?A freshman can't do such a poor-quality HTML homework.

I hungrily browsed through the options:【①Ask him why he has so many hands in a silly tone, and ask him to touch him, expressing that he does not accept heavy-tasting plays. ②Ask him in the tone of someone who has experienced it, do you have kidney deficiency?Apart from cheating, the biggest reason why the divorce rate is so high now is that the life of husband and wife is not harmonious. ③Ask him why he scratched his neck, did he suffer from hypothyroidism? 】

If one day I become a next-in-law wife, I can only wash my face with tears and raise my concubine's children. It must be an absolute choice.If such an issue that affects the relationship between husband and wife is brought up, I am afraid that the marriage will be blown!

I don't mind bragging about it, but can I bragging about things designated by the government?What is an official match?That is, whether you want to or not, you have to go.

My current state can be said to be fearless after being bitten by Dingchun. If I encountered such a crazy option at this time last year, I would definitely go crazy, but now, I laugh, and my brain quickly analyzes the options. The specific content, including pits and traps.

Aren't pits and traps the same thing?Suddenly I feel so pitiful for choosing to jump into the pit or into the trap!sad!Alas!

1. This damn thing 1. Where did the hands come from hanging hanging? Didn't I ask him so rashly that I knew his true face?In his mind, I am a small white flower that is not stained with dust. Although I seem to have seduced the bees during the pollination period, the bees must be at fault. Wouldn't it be over if I killed the bees?What's the matter with dried flowers?

Without hands, options don't hold.This seems to be the first time that the option has a bug. I don't know if it can be used.

2. Kidney deficiency? ?Fuck, take a closer look at my man's face and figure, he is indeed very thin, I can't lie to myself that he is the type with flesh and blood, and there is no possibility of gold and jade being out of it?What looks like a wax head is actually an Armstrong-style Armstrong cannon?

I still remember that the way Akashi looked at me changed from looking at a rascal to a mangy dog ​​because I talked about his height openly.

Hanging like this looks half a head taller than Akashi.

2 must not be selected, otherwise I may face a crisis of domestic violence.I just don't know if he hit me or if I took out his heart with a cat's claw.

3, just 3.

"Why do you always scratch your neck? Do you have hypothyroidism? By the way, isn't hypothyroidism a disease that only middle-aged and elderly pregnant women and people with infertility and abnormal ovulation function will suffer from? Don't you—" I managed to find out It’s okay to hold back the word infertility, but in a society where reproductive cancer is the mainstream, infertility is a kind of disability.

Hang hanging quietly watching me waiting for the next article, I have never lacked quick wits, let me think, why does he always scratch, psoriasis?Not like it.

"Is your neck sensitive? It will itch when the wind blows." I blinked.

The same expression was made on the fierce face of Sigang Muhang.

wait!I was talking about itching, try again, "Is your neck a little sensitive? It will itch when the wind blows."

itch! !

"Fa——sao..." I can't even say the word itchy!It's as if my mouth is broken!

Sigang Muhang looked at me even more fiercely.

Don't hit me, or my warrior instincts don't know what to do to you!

Hang Diao just stared at me for a while and finally looked away, and said in a vicious voice: "Don't talk like that in the future."

Me: Huh?

He solemnly emphasized, "Got it?"

I was stunned.

So I got VIP-level treatment in the [-]th Line of Terror|Organizing the Enemy Alliance-the dead handle wooden hanger gave up the room to hold.

I know that this organization is now the two bare-bones bosses, he and Heiwu.Little brother is not in the morning yet.

It is said that the [-]th line has flattered them.

But this place seems to be just a branch. Sigangmuhang has a particularly awesome teacher who once fought with All Might for [-] rounds and severely injured All Might to death.

It sounds fierce.

I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse to have such a cruel father-in-law.

In the branch, there are only three people, the polished commander 1 and 2, and the godfather hangs around and looks at me with terrifying eyes all day long.

I've been here for several days, if it wasn't for the absolute option that the school can handle it, I would have escaped a long time ago.

Diao definitely doesn’t know how to cook, so we all eat takeaway these days, and I’m getting tired of it.

When Diao Ling handed the takeaway to me and kindly broke off the chopsticks for me, I arrogantly turned my head and refused: "yada." I don't mean it, sorry, I want to show off the Roman pinyin of Japanese for young children.

Hanging frowned.

"what happened?"

"I don't want to eat takeout."

My current brazenness can be described as 'the one who is favored has nothing to fear'.

Hanging: "What do you want to eat?"

"Home cooking."

Diao Diao, who doesn’t have a home, doesn’t know what home-cooked food is, but he still knows home-cooked food restaurants, so he took the takeaway brochure and checked the phone.

"I don't want to eat takeout."

Diao didn't understand, "Home-cooked food?"

"Home-cooked dishes are made by buying ingredients by myself."

Hanging: "I don't know how to cook."

Of course I knew, I grabbed Hanging's hand and made him tremble in fright, "I will."

So I grabbed my wallet and hung out the door.

Hanging wallet.

The master of Diao Diao seems to be a very rich local tyrant, because Diao Diao handed me a black gold card, a noble card that can only be processed with a deposit of [-] million yen.

I have the feeling of marrying into a wealthy family with the card.

I can't usually tell that my husband is a rich man.

He usually wears dirty tracksuits.

Seeing her mouth shut in surprise while holding the black gold card, Sigang Mudiao was very satisfied and happy.Although he didn't know why there was such a novel feeling.

At this time, a couple walked by them. The man was fat and round, and the woman was white and thin. The man took out his wallet and put it in the woman's hand, saying, "Honey, spend whatever you want, buy whatever you want."

The woman's heart was full of joy, and she held the man's round face with fiery red lips and took a sip, "Darling, you are so kind, I love you so much, you are so awesome, twitter (*￣3)(ε￣*)... "

Dead handle wooden hanging: "..."

I took a hanging card and led him by the arm into the supermarket.

During this period, Sigang Muhang kept staring at the tender white arm holding him in a daze.

Instead of going to luxury goods, I came to the dazzling fresh food area, tilted my head (this action can highlight my beauty), and asked him, "Diao Diao, what should we eat?"

hanging?hanging?

"Are you calling me?"

"Yeah." I'm so stupid and sweet holding his hand and shaking it, acting like a baby is a bit boring to disgusting, I heard that some straight men are the most prone to this kind of trick, I don't know why Is Mu Hang a straight male cancer? I will take him to buy clothes later and ask him to pick one for me. He pointed at a tender pink floral dress... no doubt it is.

He showed an unacceptable expression, and at this time the pair of men and women who were very mismatched in appearance came over again, "Baby, do you want to eat this?" "Kiss, I can eat whatever you want me to eat." "You are so kind." You are better."

Dead handle wooden hanging: "..."

Why is this world so oily?

After shopping, we returned the house with a chicken in our left hand and a duck in our right hand.

I was carrying two big bags of fresh food, I couldn't see it, I took the two bags of vegetables, and I didn't say anything, so I carried a bag in my left hand and he was holding the bag in his right hand, and my right hand was holding his left hand , went home happily together.Hanghang on the road said that it would be great if he could carry two bags in one hand, but I just didn't listen.

On the way, Sigang Muhang tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise, not understanding where this joy came from.Isn't it just buying a vegetable, such a weak thing, boring and boring, I will go crazy when I see it now, human beings have such a disgusting smile beside a villain like him in such a dangerous world.This time I don't know why there is no impatience in the whole process, is it sick, and the heart is beating so fast?No, the great cause of him and the teacher has not been completed yet, how can he fall ill at this time?It's time to find a doctor, but he doesn't have an ID card, so he can't go to a regular hospital, so he can only find a doctor in the black market. Those doctors are not good people. If he is unconscious and undergoes surgery, he may even be taken away from him. several parts.

I tried my best to him along the way, why I buy vegetables, is not because of the old adage that if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach.

For example, when we read novels, we feel that some plots are very clichéd, but no matter how many years have passed, some people enjoy using them endlessly. After repeating them countless times, we still enjoy reading them with gusto. Why? ?It's not because it has passed the test of time, no matter how many people have done it, it's a novelty if I haven't done it.

That's right, I'm going to make soup for my fiancé to wash his hands.

According to the formula, there is a 50% chance that he will fall in love with me because of this meal.

Standing in the kitchen washing the vegetables, I was hesitant to let him fall in love with me.

My age has taken on such unnecessary glamor.

The dead handle wooden hanging is on the sofa outside the kitchen, peeking at me from time to time.

I pretended not to notice, so he stared at me more and more boldly. This kind of feeling of being stared at by others is really bad. If you have a low EQ, you will think that the other party is looking for trouble, like me. This kind of woman with an EQ as high as 280 can see the faint admiration in her eyes full of hostility.

I am such a sinful woman.

Could it be that this child who lacks love has grown deeply in love with me in just two days? The government assigned a designated fiancée, which instantly made up for his lack of family?

It is true that some teenagers with secondary illnesses and hot blood like to play tricks with their family members and companions, while yelling in their mouths, don’t, don’t like, don’t pay attention to, don’t care, and when they treat them better, they will take their hearts out.

Although I am only a student in the third grade of junior high school, I have already had two years of independent training.