Absolutely retarded option

[Choose and shout the slogan ① Orcs will never be slaves! ②I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood! ③The iron armor is still there! 】

"........."

Absolute option seems to like to shout slogans very much. I have them from now on. not enough.

No choice.

First of all, exclude 3, which is an irrelevant option at all. I have never seen related works and just used them to fill up the absolute option. I can't choose at all.

Then 2, what do I do with my blood? It's all about blood. Is it possible that I can become the Xuanyuan clan all of a sudden?

If you give me another Xuanyuan Sword, my lovely [-]-meter Taidao will be so sad.

He has spent a long time with me, how can I make my 49-meter machete sad?

Then 1, orcs will never be slaves, it's strange that my opponent is an orc. Is it really stupid to shout this slogan?

There is nothing to think about, so I chose 1.

The orc ranger who was smiling at me just now seemed to be looking at the thriving chickens and ducks in his livestock pen, suddenly changed his face, and knelt down at me with a plop, "Little man is late to save you, please forgive me, princess .”

It was still Bao Zheng's tone. (old bag)

I have been fighting with Absolute Option for such a long time and I am very familiar with the routine. The moment the orc knelt down, I understood it. Now I am a fucking orc princess!Let's not talk about how I, a human stunner with big breasts, thin waist, red curly hair, became the princess of the orcs, and let's not talk about my narcissism. Apart from being aggressive, all I have is beauty.

I climbed up leisurely, and the orc rangers who were slaughtering everywhere just now were kneeling in front of me. I stood up and kicked the orc who was dragging me over. Kicked to pieces, pieces pierced into the green flesh.

The orc warrior howled, let me kick without any resistance.

After venting, my mood improved a lot. Looking at these ugly monsters, I said, "What are you doing kneeling stupidly! Hurry up and send me back!"

After I finished speaking, the orc stopped looking at the spoils, and chopped down trees with a knife and axe, and made a sedan chair with three strokes.

Still sixteen sedan chairs!It's enough for me and Akashi to make troubles... Thinking of Akashi, I suddenly remembered that his Lun family now has a fiancé!Si, Sigangmu Diao... What a strange surname, it is difficult to give a child a name, call it Sigangmu Dahang, Sigangmu Xiaodiao, or Sigangmu Diaozi?

"Your Highness, what should I do with these trophies?"

What do you mean?I looked at this group of yellow and emaciated villagers, "You idiots, they can't survive this winter, why bother hacking to death! Waste!"

The orcs couldn't lift their heads when they were scolded.

When I scolded them, I was worried that they would suddenly get violent and try to kill me, but they didn't.The slave society is flattering, and the nobility is always supreme.

The orc cavalry carried me wobbly to the tribe. In fact, I doubted the sanitation and accommodation conditions of their tribe.

The biggest of all Orc's problems is that it is not refined enough.

I ate and slept in the sedan chair, and I don't know how long it took before I finally returned to our tribe.

"Why did you guys come back from hunting... Ah! Your Royal Highness!"

The orcs in the tribe who saw me knelt three times and kowtowed nine times.

"Get up." I said like Cixi.

The Shadowmoon clan is currently in charge of Ner'zhul, a professional great shaman and prophet.

It is also surprisingly ugly, and it is said that he loves his wife very much.

Of course his wife was able to marry him because of love, who wouldn't like such a loving and righteous woman.

"your Highness……"

By the way, where am I the princess?

I was shocked the moment I saw Ner'zhul, and blurted out, "How long has it been since you washed your hair?"

Ner'zhul murmured, "Orc, never wash your hair!"

I:"…………"

"Stop talking nonsense, Ner'zhul, where's the princess I am?"

"You are the last blood of the great Kaldorei Empire."

Kaldorei are night elves.

So my new vest is a night elf princess?

It's quite an awesome identity, much better than some bully king.

But why am I, a night elf princess, in the territory of the orcs, and I'm not purple-skinned yet.

"You are Dorayan Windtalker, sister of Tyrande Whisperwind."

The wind of language means the wind whisperer?I don't read much, so don't lie to me.

"You are the fiancée of Alsace Menethil, King of Meow in Lorentan." The old man dumped a lot of settings for me, regardless of whether I could digest them. "But you had an immoral relationship with Sephiroth of the Shinra Group in the distant kingdom at the engagement banquet, and you gave birth to three sons..."

I almost couldn't maintain my cool and crazy expression, Brother Absolute Choice, can we talk about not talking about the third child?What?My excellent DNA should benefit mankind. Although you are right, can you transmit the process of having a relationship to my mind, Sephiroth... the name sounds like a man full of hormones.

So not being married shouldn't count as an extramarital affair?

Is it a legitimate act of pursuing true love...?

I mentally tried to excuse actions that were not mine.

In short, I stayed in the tribe, and Ner'zhul responded to my requests, except for the request of arresting a few princes of the human kingdom to wash my feet.

Unsatisfied, I hid under the quilt at night and secretly watched the tear-jerking drama "Orthopedics", and I was moved to tears like rain.

If only I had a brother.

Not related by blood.

It is best to be a handsome carnivore.

I don't know what year today is, and the leisurely life finally came to an end with the arrival of the brave. I saw Chio Mitani dressed in golden armor, holding a gem-studded Knight Knight's Sword, and slashed down Ner'zhul with a righteous sword.

Wait my dear friend!Are you here to rob the rich and help the poor? I can share the wealth of the Shadowmoon clan with you.

When we married Jinlan, we swore to be rich and noble, and never forget each other, did you forget?

The delicate me was wearing a princess dress and covered my mouth and screamed, Qianxu looked at me with strange eyes!

Too bad, she might have lost her memory again!

What can I do to save you, my friend who always loses memory!

Qian Xu shouted, "Die Ner'zhul! Your time of death has arrived! ——For human beings! Justice for Demacia!"

Then Ner'zhul was really so easy to die...

I:"……"

You're too crispy, aren't you? One of the promised ultimate bosses, why was he slaughtered like a chicken by a novice hero, Mitani Sho Chio!

"Master Brave, this woman is human." The magician who was obviously Qian Xu's follower, wearing a green robe and a pointed hat, said to Qian Xu.

Does Qianxu have a hobby of accepting younger brothers?

Chiao, who has regained her eighteen or nineteen-year-old appearance... What are you doing? I already agreed to an unequal treaty to make you younger, and you want to do it again?

"Master Brave..." I called out weakly.

Qian Xu walked towards me with a righteous face, "Are you human? Why are you here?"

"I, I was snatched to be Lord Ner'zhul... the old bastard's concubine."

Qian Xu looked at Ner'zhul's corpse with a sullen expression, raised his sword and poked a few holes in his body, "Beast."

Unwilling to be lonely, I said: "He still likes to let others see..."

Qian Xu's hand holding the sword paused, the light of the knife flickered, and Ner'zhul's head was cut off.

Well...Exquisite knife skills, there are people whose knife skills can be compared with the master chef who cuts the pier in the kitchen of Shaolin Temple, it is really admirable!

Qian Xu wiped the blood off his face, and said: "It's all right, woman, just follow me."

So I came to Lordaeron, the northern country of the human kingdom, with my boyfriend, the brave man Chio Mitani.

Qian Xu said goodbye: "I'm going to the Brave Guild to hand in the task. The Demon King has been defeated, the Demon World has collapsed, and humans can see the light again."

no no no!You defeated Ner'zhul, the old orc, and he might become an undead and return to the human world with the Scourge after he dies.

I didn't keep Qian Xu, in fact I didn't want to kiss her again.

After Qian Xu said goodbye to me, I was left alone. After several interviews, I became the agent manager of a magic shop in the royal capital of Lordaeron.

I still had to hire a few shop assistants to start the job, and within the second hour after the notice was posted, a black-haired teenager came for an interview with a resume.

"Name, Raul... I used to volunteer to be a brave man? The specialty is to recite all the heroes of the past and their achievements..." How is this specialty so similar to the kind-hearted hero Otaku Izuku I met when I visited Xiongying High School?

Is it the house of the brave?

"Many people in my hometown regard me as a weirdo hahaha."

I continued to look at my resume, "You are the head of the Demacia Brave School, and you have also obtained the first S-judgment talent in the history of the national brave model test. It's really amazing."

"The reason for the interview was...the demon king was defeated when he was going to take part in the brave test, and the country abolished the brave system. I was stimulated by this and stayed at home for half a year trying to find a job, because the collapse of the demon world affected the human economy, causing a super employment ice age... to go a lot The first time I went to the job placement center to accept an interview, I was called back, and the self-esteem of the school year chairman was completely changed, did you come to us for an interview?"

Raul was so depressed that he almost shrunk into his sweater.

I sighed: "It's not easy for you."

There is also a reason for the existence of the Demon King. The human world is divided into enemy and self. Enemy and self will always exist, just like two sides of a coin.is an interdependent relationship.Man either becomes a demon king or becomes a human being enslaved by a demon king.

"Shop manager! Please hire me!"

"Hey, let's hire you then."

The clerk Raul is a rather despondent but responsible good boy.

After all, he was also the chief figure.

So I was free.

Today I went to the street to buy apples, and everyone was very friendly to me.

"Miss Daole, I'll give you two honeydew melons."

Two honeydew melons are more expensive than the apples I bought, how can the business not go bankrupt.

"Because Miss Dole is so beautiful."

"I'll buy ten more honeydew melons."

"Eh?!"

Walking back with a sack of honeydew melons on his back, he suddenly saw some strange clothes. Why does this young man in black sportswear with a frightened and confused face look so much like my elementary school classmate Lai Yueang? ?

And isn't the blue short-haired little angel he is holding my goddess Rem? ! ! !

"Lai Yueang, you big pig's hoof, let go of my Rem!!!"

I angrily waved the bag of honeydew melons and smashed it on Lai Yueang like many Azhai in Akihabara who pasted Leyue Ang's photo on the scarecrow and practiced bayonet hard.

Momonosuke must die, and Lai Yueang must die too!

Lai Yueang, who had just gone through the endless cycle of death, was hit by a honeydew melon and rolled several meters, and then a tall and fiery big sister swooped down and strangled her neck.

"Ahem—help——who are you!"

I looked at Rem, the most perfect heroine of Two-dimensional, and my jealous eyes were about to bleed, "Lai Yueang, you beast!"

"Who are you!"

"You bastard can't recognize me anymore, I'm Dao Leyan!"

Dao Le Banquet?

Lai Yueang, who had been pinched and had trouble breathing, still thought of her elementary school classmates, "Impossible, Dao Leyan is... a dwarf."

My veins popped up in an instant, don't think your life can be restarted if you don't pass the level, you are not afraid of death, bastard.

"Are you really Dao Le Yan?" Lai Yue Ang stared at me in disbelief.

"Ah."

"How did you become like this... Have you had plastic surgery?"

My finger bones inevitably creaked, and Lai Yueang immediately fell silent.

"Ang Jun, is this lady your friend?"

Me: "Well, yes, I'm the bastard's friend."

Lai Yueang: No, we didn't say a few words at all.