Absolutely retarded option

I'm in Edo again.

This place has been successfully invaded, and the heavenly beings walking around on the street, the high-rise buildings in the neighborhood, and the human beings seem to be very happy.

The advantages of being colonized seem to outweigh the disadvantages.

Nor is it anything other than being treated as a second-class citizen.

What amazes me is that after the great cause of fighting against the barbarians was shattered, the legendary White Yaksha quickly degenerated into a waste wood who made a living by doing odd jobs.

Sure enough, the times make heroes. Without the times, people who would have become heroes would become useless people who would lose their pants in a pinball game.

What surprised me even more was that Katsura Kotaro, the male god in "The Barbarians", turned out to be a wanted criminal being chased by the police everywhere.

"What do you know? When this country needs wigs, even if you are old, the wig will not hesitate to pick up the knife and shed the last drop of blood for this country when the hard parts are soft."

Are you praising the wig or insulting him?

I pretended to believe it, but Bai Yasha's words must have exceeded the blood sugar limit.

"Do you know where Chio and Kuroko Notasuke are?"

"Chiao, I haven't seen him for a long time, but who is Kuroko Notasuke?" Gintoki said.

"It's Kuroko Notasuke, your teammate!"

Sakata Yintoki put on a serious face, "Don't lie to Yin, I don't know Kuroko Notasuke."

After several confirmations, I found that they really didn't know Hei Ziye.

It's really strange. Could it be that he is actually an alien...a celestial being?Take out everything that looks like a pen and press it on people, and he will delete it from the memory of those people.

"Dole."

"What's the matter?" I looked at Sakata Gintoki warily.

He rubbed his hands and said, "Seeing that we meet again after many years, shouldn't you give some meeting gifts to your former boss?"

I don't recognize the existence of such a boss.

"Since you are the owner of Wanshiwu, I will entrust you with a task to find Mitani Mori Chio."

"The commission?"

I rolled my eyes: "I can't do without you."

From Bai Yasha, I understand a little truth. The former campus big brother may not be a good person in society.On the contrary, those ordinary people may become successful people.So when he knew that Heizi Notasuke had become the president of the Celestial Being on Earth Business Association, he was not surprised.

After all, according to the setting, he has the mind of Akashi.

"Is this guy Hei Ziye actually working for the gods? Damn it!" Bai Yasha's eyes were red, and I could see that he was congested with jealousy. "I asked us to go to the class reunion and didn't come and didn't say that I was busy with work. I really thought he was dead."

Obviously, you didn't remember him at all before.

Sakata Gintoki said sanctimoniously, "I am relieved to know that my former life-and-death acquaintance is lurking among heaven and man with the goal of disrupting the financial order of the universe."

Disrupt the financial order of the universe?Your statement is as shameless as the short cedar's 'I am the enemy of the universe'.

"Xinbaji, Kagura, pack up your things and go to Heiziye!" Sakata Gintoki made up his mind to go to Heiziye to eat and get cards, and I couldn't bear to watch.

But I still went, eating white rice here is really eating white rice.

Kuroko Notasuke received us warmly.

Very enthusiastic.

I felt joy, and it was evident from the braised prawns that I swept away.

After eating and drinking, I asked, "Is Qianxu with you?"

Unexpectedly, Hei Ziye looked puzzled, "Who is Qianxu...?"

Sakata Gintoki called out all of a sudden, "Miya Mori Chio! Your woman!"

Kuroko Notasuke stated that he has never had a woman and is still a virgin.

As expected of classmate Kuroko.

Fortunately, only Aomine Daiki's skin color was inherited.

Amitabha.

Let's not talk about how Heiziye Taisuke forgot Chio, just say that she is not lurking beside Heiziye, I'm sure she is not in this world.

It seems necessary to go to the ancient well in Qianxu's hometown.

After bidding farewell to Shirayasha and others, I put on my dole suit and set off.

Chio's hometown is by the sea, Izu.

I watched Miko of Izu.

That's right, the typo is Miko.

Miko costume play.

The disdainful eyes of the shrine maiden gave me a good impression of the profession of shrine maiden. If Akashi was treating me in the clothes of an onmyoji... I must have lost too much blood and died.

Qian Xu's grandmother received me warmly, "Ala, you are the leader of the Teiguang Five Blacks who always do weird things. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Qianxu's grandfather, "Folks! The banquet sauce is here!"

Not long after, I was surrounded by Qianxu's blind dates.

Qian Xu actually told everyone in my hometown about me!

"You are Dao Leyan. At that time, my daughter's dog died and she cried for several days and no one could comfort her. But after Qian Xu told her your story, she couldn't get up from laughing immediately. Thank you .” After speaking, he handed me a sack of souvenirs.

Huh?Who am I and what am I doing here?Save a friend?do i have friendsOr a friend with such a ridiculous name as Mitani Sho Chio?

A master like me is doomed to be lonely and nameless, neither the daughter, nor the mother, nor the wife. Between the two puppets, I smiled ironically and detachedly.

——Dole Maoyan Mu. (Maugham)

After finally dismissing the folks, Qianxu's grandmother took me to peel the edamame.

Why should I peel edamame!Is Qian Xu's grandmother going to say "I'm so miserable, really" next?

I peeled a basket of edamame and grandma finally closed the conversation, "Is Yanjiang here looking for Qianxu?"

I don't talk nonsense, "I'm going to the well."

"You already know? This child Qianxu really regards you as a good friend who can talk about everything."

"What do you know about the world beyond the well?"

Grandma: "I don't know at all."

At this time, an old couple seemed to be Chio's grandmother's neighbors, "I heard that the child named Dora Yan is here? He is such an interesting child. My grandson Saiki Kusuo is very serious. I want to introduce Yanchan to him." know……"

"You say that, but Yan-chan is just a friend of Qianxu...Will it be too long to introduce them to each other?"

"...No, my grandson is a superpower~"

"Oh, you really know how to joke."

What can I say?It was almost impossible to look directly at Chio's folks.

Finally arrived at the ancient well which is similar to the Well of Bone Eater, it looks relatively new and indeed it was copied.

Without further ado, I jumped in.

three days later

I was eating hard black bread, listening to the threats of the demon rangers screaming outside the wooden shed, the fire was raging, and countless hungry villagers screamed before death.Anyway, this year all the grain was killed by hail, and the villagers would not survive the winter, so why bother to kill them.Wouldn't it be better for me to enjoy the horror of the villagers starving to death.

How kind, demons.

I have to describe the current situation.

Now I am in a village called ***. The village is located in *** Town, *** Country, about *** far from the nearest lord.

Understand that it is really not easy for me to be able to achieve basic communication so quickly when I am not familiar with the place in my life.

Anyway, it's the Middle Ages.

I heard there is magic! !

Magic is a rare commodity, and I'm looking forward to it.

A monster smashed my hut with an axe and tore me out, screaming at his fellows, "Woman! She's a beautiful woman!"

How can the aesthetics of different races be the same!

How do you see that I'm pretty?

I was dragged to the trembling villagers (female villagers), and the demon rangers put the women in the village together. Although the women were frightened, they were not injured, and the others died, falling on the ground So many miserable male corpses.

"I found the best looking woman!"

I wept with joy.

He was actually praised!Totally from the heart.

Am I not the prettiest looking woman compared to those sallow, skinny, rough-skinned women?

"Dedicate her to Lord Ner'zhul!"

"Ouch!"

Don't mess around, your Lord Ao Naizu loves his wife very much and never flirts with women, and at an age, are you sure he still has the hardware to flirt with women? ?

Only now did I know that these were not demons but orcs, from the vicious Shadowmoon clan.

And I am human.

When I was not Japanese, I once chanted the slogan of going to the ruins of Tokyo next year and today with a group of angry youths.

How can I bear this kind of humiliation, but I can't call out the [-]-meter Taidao.

Looking left and right, I finally found the village chief who was hiding among the old women!Does he pouted with that—big ass thinking I can't see him?The village head is usually the richest in the village where everyone looks like a dog, but a few days ago in the village, the poor youngest sister of Mary Jane's family was about to starve to death, so she went to the village to borrow a handful of beans... What a god! Get the beans!

The village head actually said that a bean would let 14-year-old Mary Jane spend a day with him!Why didn't he die!

I've already beaten the village chief, but I didn't see that he is still bruised and swollen.

I got up and rushed to the crowd and pulled out the village head, who yelled, "Dao Le, what do you want to do? Now is not the time to talk about personal grievances!"

I didn't speak, grabbed the foot of the village chief, and rushed into the group of orc warriors without hesitation.

Both the villagers and the orc warriors looked at me like they were gods!

The reason why I did this is because I found the secret to clear the level!In the game, the village chief is an artifact!Can play the highest damage. (See Gintama for details)

The demi-artifact village head is enough to defeat these low-level miscellaneous soldiers, but I went in and out of the orc crowd seven times as if there was no one in the land. After hitting the highest damage with the village head, I found that the orc cavalry didn't lose much blood. I looked at it blankly. I.On the other hand, the village head suffered the highest damage, with more gas and less gas!

What a fat thing!

Trash mayor!It must have been elected by bribery, and the elected ones must not be so crispy!

The village chief who has no credibility has dropped from gold equipment to white equipment in an instant, and he can't even do trash.

I threw the village chief out angrily.

I thought well, after using the village chief to kill the miscellaneous fish, there must be more powerful characters coming to make trouble. Then I will go to the casino and win a lot of money to buy the king and kill the enemy boss, and I will add a yellow robe!Also enjoy the taste of the emperor of the slave society!I heard that orcs have occupied most of the human territory, so I will find some princes to boil water for me to wash my feet when the time comes.

The current scene is that I can't summon the [-]-meter Taidao, and I hit several points with the village chief, and there are still hundreds of damage left, which angered all the orc rangers.

what should I do?

They surrounded me, each of them taller than three meters away.

Can I beat them who have never practiced boxing before?