Absolutely retarded option
Chapter 25
The day after my fiancé's affair, I went out feeling a vague sense of prying eyes.
But every time I look for it, it disappears, and it reappears after giving up, over and over again, which makes my heart itchy and unbearable.
As I said earlier, I am an idiot, and the feeling of the same kind to the same kind is the most acute. After so many years, it was the first time that I was followed by someone. I was not in the mood for class all morning.
So after class, I was interviewed by the head teacher. The head teacher is a middle-aged woman. Due to menopause, family conflicts are very intense.
I'm really unlucky too, she said that if I don't go, she will give me a good look, thank you, I'm already pretty enough, you don't need to give it to me.
Besides, there is nothing good-looking about you. When I got to the office, I saw Haizaki who was being punished to stand. He was so honest today, he usually ignored the teachers.Very own way.
When I passed by his side, Haizaki's big hand was pulled down and pressed on my head, and I couldn't move.
If my strength is still there, I will break his fingers every minute.
"Let go." I said grimly.
Haizaki didn't know anything about my strength, he pressed my head and rubbed it viciously, if you thought that he was showing his affection to me, you'd be wrong.
I tried my best to ignore the soft look in Haizaki's eyes.Could it be that he also has feelings when we switch bodies?
Hahaha, I refuse to believe it.
After listening to the class teacher's unnutritious nonsense, I came out and Haizaki was no longer standing at the door for punishment. He must have run away, because I saw the head teacher of their class yelling.
When I left the school, the campus was empty.
My buddy Qianxu is still on leave. The excuse is that she has hemorrhoids. The reason she asked for leave last time was that she sprained her ankle while wearing high heels and strained her ligament. Dying menstrual pain, unable to get out of bed.
I had a bad guess in my heart. When I called her home, her parents also said that she had gone back to her hometown to recuperate. Very visual.
I hung up the phone blankly, shook my head, and deleted the anime about a boy with dog ears in my mind.
In other words, I still remember the amazing feeling when I saw Sesshomaru for the first time. To put it bluntly, the trembling nobleman was my first love.
In a blink of an eye, I am no longer the same person I used to be. When I was ten years old, I might like Sesshomaru so much that I couldn’t help myself. When I was 14, I was so obsessed with Seijuro Akashi that I forgot my last name.
Is growing up a fester that people must go through?
It's changed, me.
After walking less than a hundred meters from the school gate, that sticky and malicious gaze reappeared.
I quietly grabbed the strap of my backpack and quickened my pace. I bit my lips to hide my excitement. At the corner, I suddenly turned into a dark alley. Because of my best friend Qianxu, the distance between home and school I am very familiar with all the alleys on the road.
Quickly calculated the length of the alley and the dead corners. Although it looked like a dead corner, there was a busy street next door. With my athletic ability, it was not difficult to climb over a wall several meters high. You can climb up to the top of the building with your physical strength.
Spider-Man? You.
After climbing to the top of the building and waiting for a while, my sight disappeared, and my smile also disappeared.
I don't know why it seems to throw ta away.
Originally, I wanted to find a safe place where no one was there to meet him.
but--
I looked at the alley tens of meters down, climbed too high?
These days, the physical strength of the trailing criminal is so weak that he can't climb a building with his bare hands?
disappointment.
When I got home, I called Qianxu, but I didn't expect to get through.
"Qianxu, what's the matter with you?"
Qian Xu clearly wanted to hide from me, "I'm sick."
"Do you think I'll believe those nonsense?"
Qian Xu resisted stubbornly, "I'm really sick."
I forced me to ask, "Did you go to see Heiziye Taisuke?"
"I……"
"How did you get there?" I clearly took the battle suit back!
Qian Xu finally told the truth, "Actually, I accidentally fell into the dry well in my hometown when I went back to my hometown. Then..."
I understand.
As promised, there is a bone-eating well in the sky and on the ground!What kind of trouble is going to come out of the same style!
"Are you going to drop out?"
"Of course not!"
"The exam is coming soon, you have to be more serious."
"School or something, my grades will always be accepted by the school."
It was over, she had given up on herself.
no!I can't let her go on.
I put on the battle suit and soared to the highest speed, surpassing the speed of light, the time and space were distorted, the energy was reduced rapidly, weightless, dizzy, and I fell from the sky.
The landing was far from perfect and there was an accident.
I hit a soft object, and it turned out to be a human being. He was really a good person. As for the crackling sound, which seemed to be a broken bone, I just pretended not to hear it.
I climbed off the pad and looked up at the hole in the ceiling. The warm sunlight hit the pad of death unhindered, like the light behind St. John.
At this time, I kicked Mr. Daren Dayi's human flesh pad with the tip of my toe, and he remained motionless, absolutely dead.
I probably fell from the atmosphere. Calculate my own weight, acceleration, gravity, etc., and it is no different from a small meteorite falling down.
I myself will not be damaged. First, I have a battle suit, and second, my digitized body will not be harmed.
I took a closer look at the meat pad brother, the amount of bleeding was not very serious, and there was no obvious damage to the body, and what surprised me the most was that I only smashed through the ceiling and the roof, while the thin floor under him turned out to be Not broken?
I don't know which planet's craftsmanship is so strong!
He looks like he just got out of the shower and is wearing only strawberry boxers.
Good taste, I have a similar style.
Now is not the time to find a partner, I accidentally became a murderer!
But I guess the laws of the other world can't control me, I'm really ashamed, I'm so shameless, the first thing I think of after committing a murder is not how to atone for the crime and comfort the victim's family, but to get rid of the crime!
Where have all the fine traditions of the Yamato nation gone?How sad it would be for my mother to know that her dear daughter has grown into a scum.
After three minutes of silence, I quickly locked the door and decided to destroy the corpse.
Since I am a lover of detective novels and pay more attention to homicide cases, many methods of destroying corpses and traces came to my mind in an instant.
I don't have much time left. There is such a big hole in the roof that will definitely attract the attention of many people. Maybe someone is coming now.
A murderer like me who has no personal grievances or contact with the victim is the hardest to catch.
And looking at the layout of the room, the technology in this world should not be very developed, but the picture frame hanging on the corner between the ceiling and the load-bearing wall is written with the word - sugar - which is quite special, and normal people would put these two words together. Is the word hanging up?
How much the victim cared about sugar.
Time is running out, and most methods of destroying corpses and traces are useless, and now I have only two options left, the first is to escape by myself, and the second is to escape with him behind my back.
I still don't know what's going on outside. Will a man with blood on his back in broad daylight attract many people's attention?
I don't want to take any chances.
At this moment I heard footsteps, boom boom boom boom, from far to near, no, someone came up to see the situation!
I am distraught.
I have always been a quick-witted girl. In an instant, I took off my clothes quickly, lifted the quilt, stuffed the half-naked meat pads into it, and I also got in, revealing my snow-white thighs at the same time, and then put the meat pads on the face Pressed on my chest.
[In case someone doesn’t remember to repeat it here, after I travel to another world, my body and face will change, from a flat Westerner to a big-breasted and thin-waisted girl. ]
The door was opened, and a boy about 1 meters tall, with docile short black hair, round glasses, and a blue-and-white kimono complained very dissatisfied, "Yin-san, it's time to pay wages, and they are already in arrears." If it continues like this for half a year, I will resign!"
It turned out to be a dirty adult who hired child labor and owed the child labor half a year's wages.
Suddenly, I feel less guilty.
The next second the boy noticed the bulging blanket and my legs, his face turned red instantly, he slammed the door with his backhand, and said loudly outside the door, "Excuse me!" followed by the sound of rolling down the stairs.
Finally escaped a catastrophe for the time being!
As soon as I got out, there were footsteps again, this time the footsteps were very brisk, and I could tell it was a girl.I quickly got back into bed.
The girl looked a lot like the boy who came in just now, wearing a kimono with orange and white flowers.
The woman glanced at the scene in the room with a smile, and said very sweetly, "So Ah Yin has reached this age, but it's better to be more reserved if there are children in the family, and don't bring women back casually. You Are you saying that, Miss? I don’t know which custom store you are from, have we met before? I’m A Miao from xx store.”
Hearing you say 'at this age', I still feel a little strange, Rou Mat-sang looks like she is in her twenties, isn't she a bit too late?
And it is too decisive to insist that I am your colleague!Or is it impossible for meat pad sang to have the meaning of "girlfriend" other than looking for a custom practitioner?
Suddenly, a mature man in a black uniform with bristling hair appeared on the roof where the hole was smashed, and he poked his head in and said frantically to the lady who worked in the custom shop: "Miss A Miao, I reached this age 20 years ago! Please be with me!" I have sex, that's what I've been begging for my whole life!"
Such an unpretentious straight ball begs the old man to see it in his life!
The custom practitioner was still smiling, grabbed the bento box she brought and threw it at the straight-ball man, and the straight-ball man smashed it next to the quilt of Meat Mat-sang and me.
Miss Custom Practitioner came over and stomped his head into the floor.
...I said, do you guys remember that there is a man and a woman who seem to be having a relationship here?Don't know how to avoid it?
At this moment, the meat pad under me suddenly moved, and ♂ moved accordingly... I quickly elbowed him and knocked him downstairs.
The floor was broken.
Wasn't it pretty strong just now?
I jumped down and found that the meat pad Sang was panting and opened a slit of his eyes, "I'm so sleepy, Ah Yin, did the heavens and humans flatten the earth when I was sleeping?"
If that's the case, are you still alive?Do you think that you are Frieza and can grow a new body with only one particle left?
I mean, you're seriously injured and still haven't woken up?
【diao theater】
Sigang Mudiao returned to the enemy alliance aggressively.
Hei Wu: "Why are you losing your temper again?"
Really pissed him off.
That woman suddenly climbed upstairs!Wear such a short skirt!
Don't keep women's morals!
But every time I look for it, it disappears, and it reappears after giving up, over and over again, which makes my heart itchy and unbearable.
As I said earlier, I am an idiot, and the feeling of the same kind to the same kind is the most acute. After so many years, it was the first time that I was followed by someone. I was not in the mood for class all morning.
So after class, I was interviewed by the head teacher. The head teacher is a middle-aged woman. Due to menopause, family conflicts are very intense.
I'm really unlucky too, she said that if I don't go, she will give me a good look, thank you, I'm already pretty enough, you don't need to give it to me.
Besides, there is nothing good-looking about you. When I got to the office, I saw Haizaki who was being punished to stand. He was so honest today, he usually ignored the teachers.Very own way.
When I passed by his side, Haizaki's big hand was pulled down and pressed on my head, and I couldn't move.
If my strength is still there, I will break his fingers every minute.
"Let go." I said grimly.
Haizaki didn't know anything about my strength, he pressed my head and rubbed it viciously, if you thought that he was showing his affection to me, you'd be wrong.
I tried my best to ignore the soft look in Haizaki's eyes.Could it be that he also has feelings when we switch bodies?
Hahaha, I refuse to believe it.
After listening to the class teacher's unnutritious nonsense, I came out and Haizaki was no longer standing at the door for punishment. He must have run away, because I saw the head teacher of their class yelling.
When I left the school, the campus was empty.
My buddy Qianxu is still on leave. The excuse is that she has hemorrhoids. The reason she asked for leave last time was that she sprained her ankle while wearing high heels and strained her ligament. Dying menstrual pain, unable to get out of bed.
I had a bad guess in my heart. When I called her home, her parents also said that she had gone back to her hometown to recuperate. Very visual.
I hung up the phone blankly, shook my head, and deleted the anime about a boy with dog ears in my mind.
In other words, I still remember the amazing feeling when I saw Sesshomaru for the first time. To put it bluntly, the trembling nobleman was my first love.
In a blink of an eye, I am no longer the same person I used to be. When I was ten years old, I might like Sesshomaru so much that I couldn’t help myself. When I was 14, I was so obsessed with Seijuro Akashi that I forgot my last name.
Is growing up a fester that people must go through?
It's changed, me.
After walking less than a hundred meters from the school gate, that sticky and malicious gaze reappeared.
I quietly grabbed the strap of my backpack and quickened my pace. I bit my lips to hide my excitement. At the corner, I suddenly turned into a dark alley. Because of my best friend Qianxu, the distance between home and school I am very familiar with all the alleys on the road.
Quickly calculated the length of the alley and the dead corners. Although it looked like a dead corner, there was a busy street next door. With my athletic ability, it was not difficult to climb over a wall several meters high. You can climb up to the top of the building with your physical strength.
Spider-Man? You.
After climbing to the top of the building and waiting for a while, my sight disappeared, and my smile also disappeared.
I don't know why it seems to throw ta away.
Originally, I wanted to find a safe place where no one was there to meet him.
but--
I looked at the alley tens of meters down, climbed too high?
These days, the physical strength of the trailing criminal is so weak that he can't climb a building with his bare hands?
disappointment.
When I got home, I called Qianxu, but I didn't expect to get through.
"Qianxu, what's the matter with you?"
Qian Xu clearly wanted to hide from me, "I'm sick."
"Do you think I'll believe those nonsense?"
Qian Xu resisted stubbornly, "I'm really sick."
I forced me to ask, "Did you go to see Heiziye Taisuke?"
"I……"
"How did you get there?" I clearly took the battle suit back!
Qian Xu finally told the truth, "Actually, I accidentally fell into the dry well in my hometown when I went back to my hometown. Then..."
I understand.
As promised, there is a bone-eating well in the sky and on the ground!What kind of trouble is going to come out of the same style!
"Are you going to drop out?"
"Of course not!"
"The exam is coming soon, you have to be more serious."
"School or something, my grades will always be accepted by the school."
It was over, she had given up on herself.
no!I can't let her go on.
I put on the battle suit and soared to the highest speed, surpassing the speed of light, the time and space were distorted, the energy was reduced rapidly, weightless, dizzy, and I fell from the sky.
The landing was far from perfect and there was an accident.
I hit a soft object, and it turned out to be a human being. He was really a good person. As for the crackling sound, which seemed to be a broken bone, I just pretended not to hear it.
I climbed off the pad and looked up at the hole in the ceiling. The warm sunlight hit the pad of death unhindered, like the light behind St. John.
At this time, I kicked Mr. Daren Dayi's human flesh pad with the tip of my toe, and he remained motionless, absolutely dead.
I probably fell from the atmosphere. Calculate my own weight, acceleration, gravity, etc., and it is no different from a small meteorite falling down.
I myself will not be damaged. First, I have a battle suit, and second, my digitized body will not be harmed.
I took a closer look at the meat pad brother, the amount of bleeding was not very serious, and there was no obvious damage to the body, and what surprised me the most was that I only smashed through the ceiling and the roof, while the thin floor under him turned out to be Not broken?
I don't know which planet's craftsmanship is so strong!
He looks like he just got out of the shower and is wearing only strawberry boxers.
Good taste, I have a similar style.
Now is not the time to find a partner, I accidentally became a murderer!
But I guess the laws of the other world can't control me, I'm really ashamed, I'm so shameless, the first thing I think of after committing a murder is not how to atone for the crime and comfort the victim's family, but to get rid of the crime!
Where have all the fine traditions of the Yamato nation gone?How sad it would be for my mother to know that her dear daughter has grown into a scum.
After three minutes of silence, I quickly locked the door and decided to destroy the corpse.
Since I am a lover of detective novels and pay more attention to homicide cases, many methods of destroying corpses and traces came to my mind in an instant.
I don't have much time left. There is such a big hole in the roof that will definitely attract the attention of many people. Maybe someone is coming now.
A murderer like me who has no personal grievances or contact with the victim is the hardest to catch.
And looking at the layout of the room, the technology in this world should not be very developed, but the picture frame hanging on the corner between the ceiling and the load-bearing wall is written with the word - sugar - which is quite special, and normal people would put these two words together. Is the word hanging up?
How much the victim cared about sugar.
Time is running out, and most methods of destroying corpses and traces are useless, and now I have only two options left, the first is to escape by myself, and the second is to escape with him behind my back.
I still don't know what's going on outside. Will a man with blood on his back in broad daylight attract many people's attention?
I don't want to take any chances.
At this moment I heard footsteps, boom boom boom boom, from far to near, no, someone came up to see the situation!
I am distraught.
I have always been a quick-witted girl. In an instant, I took off my clothes quickly, lifted the quilt, stuffed the half-naked meat pads into it, and I also got in, revealing my snow-white thighs at the same time, and then put the meat pads on the face Pressed on my chest.
[In case someone doesn’t remember to repeat it here, after I travel to another world, my body and face will change, from a flat Westerner to a big-breasted and thin-waisted girl. ]
The door was opened, and a boy about 1 meters tall, with docile short black hair, round glasses, and a blue-and-white kimono complained very dissatisfied, "Yin-san, it's time to pay wages, and they are already in arrears." If it continues like this for half a year, I will resign!"
It turned out to be a dirty adult who hired child labor and owed the child labor half a year's wages.
Suddenly, I feel less guilty.
The next second the boy noticed the bulging blanket and my legs, his face turned red instantly, he slammed the door with his backhand, and said loudly outside the door, "Excuse me!" followed by the sound of rolling down the stairs.
Finally escaped a catastrophe for the time being!
As soon as I got out, there were footsteps again, this time the footsteps were very brisk, and I could tell it was a girl.I quickly got back into bed.
The girl looked a lot like the boy who came in just now, wearing a kimono with orange and white flowers.
The woman glanced at the scene in the room with a smile, and said very sweetly, "So Ah Yin has reached this age, but it's better to be more reserved if there are children in the family, and don't bring women back casually. You Are you saying that, Miss? I don’t know which custom store you are from, have we met before? I’m A Miao from xx store.”
Hearing you say 'at this age', I still feel a little strange, Rou Mat-sang looks like she is in her twenties, isn't she a bit too late?
And it is too decisive to insist that I am your colleague!Or is it impossible for meat pad sang to have the meaning of "girlfriend" other than looking for a custom practitioner?
Suddenly, a mature man in a black uniform with bristling hair appeared on the roof where the hole was smashed, and he poked his head in and said frantically to the lady who worked in the custom shop: "Miss A Miao, I reached this age 20 years ago! Please be with me!" I have sex, that's what I've been begging for my whole life!"
Such an unpretentious straight ball begs the old man to see it in his life!
The custom practitioner was still smiling, grabbed the bento box she brought and threw it at the straight-ball man, and the straight-ball man smashed it next to the quilt of Meat Mat-sang and me.
Miss Custom Practitioner came over and stomped his head into the floor.
...I said, do you guys remember that there is a man and a woman who seem to be having a relationship here?Don't know how to avoid it?
At this moment, the meat pad under me suddenly moved, and ♂ moved accordingly... I quickly elbowed him and knocked him downstairs.
The floor was broken.
Wasn't it pretty strong just now?
I jumped down and found that the meat pad Sang was panting and opened a slit of his eyes, "I'm so sleepy, Ah Yin, did the heavens and humans flatten the earth when I was sleeping?"
If that's the case, are you still alive?Do you think that you are Frieza and can grow a new body with only one particle left?
I mean, you're seriously injured and still haven't woken up?
【diao theater】
Sigang Mudiao returned to the enemy alliance aggressively.
Hei Wu: "Why are you losing your temper again?"
Really pissed him off.
That woman suddenly climbed upstairs!Wear such a short skirt!
Don't keep women's morals!
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