Absolutely retarded option

Sakata Gintoki was caught in a tangle, one side was as many sweets as a hill, and the other side was only one. Although he was curious about the unknown taste, the food was nothing more than that.

In the past, when I was a child, I picked up garbage on the battlefield and ate a steel spleen and stomach. I was not afraid of expired food at all, and a little stomach trouble could solve it.

He chooses the one with the most.

"The taste is absolutely fine."

After saying this, Sakata Gintoki went to the toilet for a day, and when he came out, he looked haggard.

After the Mongolian doctor in the team checked his body, he said that not only did he not hurt his vitality, but that he had accumulated a lot of hidden injuries in his body and he was healed.

Sakata Gintoki has been in exile since he was a child, and lived a stable life after being adopted. However, since his master died, he joined the war against barbarians. He fought for many years without knowing it, and suffered countless secret injuries.

That is to say, he has good physical fitness, coupled with the care of the world consciousness, otherwise he would continue to go to the battlefield with bandages on his wounds before he was healed, and continue to be injured. If it were someone else, he would have died countless times.

The minions of the ghost soldiers took me to a small dark room.

It's been a month since I joined my fight against barbarians, and the gay Zi couldn't bear it at first, and wanted to torture me to extract a confession.

"What's your purpose in getting here?"

"I told you I'm Chio's friend!"

Are you disobedient?

"Friends of Qianxu, even father, son, mentor and brother will betray each other sometimes, but the reason for not betraying is simply that there are not enough bargaining chips for betrayal."

I nodded deeply, "That's right, betrayal has existed from the very beginning."

Takasugi Shinsuke was speechless after being choked by me, "It seems that you don't want to leave here alive today."

"Are you going to let me go alive if I say something?"

I can't think of a man who is so indecisive like you.

Takasugi Shinsuke had never seen such a woman who didn't know how to live or die, and dared to threaten him with words when she was about to die.

Me: "Actually, I wanted to ask a long time ago, are you trying to seduce someone in such a dress that is more coquettish than an oiran and still showing your thighs?"

After I finished speaking, it suddenly occurred to me that this statement is similar to those scumbags who say that women wear clothes to seduce men, obscene men, straight men and cancer.

Thanks to my dear mother for turning me into a girl, and for giving me the opportunity to rub the female high school students and future female college students openly, enter the female hot spring openly, even if I have a nosebleed, I can still say it is hot.

Otherwise, I might have become an attempted criminal and went to prison now.

Men are probably more difficult to control themselves than women.

choose -

[Is the homosexual Zi in front of you too arrogant? Teach him a lesson how to ① use the stunt | the clothes are broken | the knife, and see what he is wearing under the kimono ② measure his real height】

I don't want to know what Shinsuke Takasugi is wearing under his kimono, so I won't choose the first option.

Then measure his real height secondly. According to the official data on the absolute option, Shinsuke Takasugi's height is 1 meters.

But according to my experience, it is generally said that I have never had a boy who is 1 meters tall. I have reached 70 meters. Either the fluffy hair has increased by one centimeter, or I wear two centimeters of shoes. 1 meter 70 is not bad.

Generally, it is a bit of a principle to say that if you are 1 meters, you should be at least 70 centimeters, and boys do not show their stature.

Shinsuke Takasugi, according to my visual estimation, it is about 1 meters or more, but it should be less than 68 meters. Especially the clogs he wears seem to have thick soles, but how can I convince him to measure them? What about height?

Don't underestimate the height difference of one or two centimeters, it is said that one inch is one inch longer and one inch is stronger.

After all, Takasugi Shinsuke is not Feitan, and he is not very good at extorting confessions by torture.Seeing me in a daze, he knocked on the table dissatisfied.

Me: "I can tell you my identity and the purpose of coming here, but you have to promise me one thing."

My explicit gaze made Takasugi Shinsuke cold, he wouldn't make any strange requests.

"What do you think."

It suddenly occurred to me that if Shinsuke Takasugi could agree to the first request, I would not have to bother with the second one. Isn’t the first option very simple.

I opened the door to let Grandma Wolf in and said, "I want to see what you're wearing under the kimono, is it convenient for you to take off the coat?"

If this sentence is said by a man to a woman enough to constitute a crime of sexual harassment, you are still in the interrogation room, and public officials use their positions to harass female prisoners or suspects, and they will be expelled immediately.

It was the first time for Shinsuke Takasugi to hear someone make such an exaggerated request in such a solemn tone, and he almost threw his pipe on the woman's head.

"Dao Le Banquet."

Takasugi Shinsuke saw the expectant expression of the woman opposite.

What is she expecting!

He took a deep breath, "Will you tell me after seeing it?"

I:"…………"

What kind of development is this!

I nodded subconsciously.

"it is good."

What's the matter, does he really want to show me?

What about manners?

Although I have seen Hisoka, Ilmi barely, Haizaki, Murasakihara Atsuya... It stands to reason that I should have been calm about men's airports long ago.

The big breasted lady is true love!

but!

Still a bit weird how to break expectations?

Shinsuke Takasugi grasped the belt and slowly pulled it away——

This slow motion is enough for me to loop infinitely.

The door "creaked" open, and Mitani Mori Qianxu poked his head in, "Master Jinzhu Dao Leyan is really my friend..."

Seeing what happened inside, her face cracked, "... Excuse me!"

The door was slammed shut with a snap.

Shinsuke Takasugi's gay purple coat finally landed.

Men who dare to take off their clothes in public are either bt or have a good figure.

Shinsuke Takasugi is skinny, but——really handsome!

No more, no less, just right.

He exhaled a smoke ring and said, "Are you satisfied with what you see?"

I'm sure I'm not drooling.

"It's not bad." I said arrogantly, "It's worse than Hisoka."

Men really hate comparing with other men, Takasugi Shinsuke put on his clothes dissatisfiedly, covering his spring, "Say."

Me: "Okay... what a ghost!" I pulled out a two-meter eight-meter sword and split the table in half. Shinsuke Takasugi didn't expect my force value to be so strong, probably because Kuroko Notasuke was still in a coma and didn't report my situation.

I kicked open the door and rushed out, but because Qian Xu was eavesdropping on the door, she could only vaguely hear Takasugi Shinsuke's words "Are you satisfied with what you saw", showing an idiot expression, and hasn't responded yet She was smashed by the door and smashed to the wall, I picked her up and said, "Get in the car before it's too late!"

Sangu Shangqianxu was confused, "Where is the car?"

It's been a month, and the battle suit has already been fully charged. We left the ghost soldiers and the barbarians and found a place where there was no one.

It's safe—

Otherwise, if my unicorn arm is too hungry and thirsty, it will kill people.

After returning home, Qian Xu seemed preoccupied, and agreed to the absolute option and unequal conditions to restore her original figure of a 14-year-old girl. Is that enough?

"Oh..." She didn't know how many times she sighed.

"And you said you don't like Heizi!"

"I... oh."

We were sitting in the cafeteria, and Chio Mitani couldn't even eat his favorite braised pork and Coca-Cola chicken wings.

Suddenly there was the sound of dishes being overturned behind me, and when I turned around, I saw Momoi Mayzuki, who had pink hair but was not sickly. Thinking that classmate San Gushang also likes Hei Zijun."

This sunspot is not that sunspot!

In terms of skin color, Hei Zizhe is also Bai Zi, which is almost the same.

Mitani Shang Qianxu quickly explained, "Hey, I'm not..."

I can't say the rest of the words. I don't know when Momoi Wuyue was standing next to her, a boy who was about the same height as her, with a thin figure, light blue hair, eyes of the same color, and a slight smudge on his fair face. Red, seeing us looking over, Hei Zizhe said to Migushang Qianxu a little shyly, "Hello, Sangushang classmate."

Mitani Sho Chio: "Hello, classmate Hei..."

_(:з」∠)_

It's really a #love across time and space#

#黑子野太助的前生任生#

#Ancient and Modern Wars Heiziqing#

I patted Mitani Sho Chio on the back in pain.

"Hold on, brother."

Chio Mitani, whose motto is "Zhong Xia", means "an inconspicuous class that is completely unobtrusive and will not be bullied", but two weeks ago, he accidentally returned to the end of the Tokugawa era, participated in the war against barbarians, and became the Four Heavenly Kings of Barbarians The fifth person of phantom under the halo, and the sixth person of phantom, Kuroko Notasuke, is more secretive.

The war against barbarians also gave birth to many such and such legends.

So in the basketball club at the top of Teiko Middle School, the following conversation took place.

"What! A girl confessed to Heizi!" Aomine Dahui.

"What, is it strange that someone likes Tetsuya?" Momoi Itsuki asked.

"No, no, I'm just surprised that she can notice Heizi hahaha." Heipi said.

"Wow, is Xiao Heizi going to agree?" Huang Lai asked.

"That girl is the one who always stays with Dao Leyan..." the passer-by

"Ah, Mitani Sho Chio." Midorima Shintaro.

Chio-chan, who thinks she is middle-lower but everyone knows her name, is really hard work.

Although I am at the bottom, I am also a member of the Teiguang Five Blacks. Of course I am at the top.Haizaki, who I killed, was in second place.The third is Kohei, and the fourth is Hiki Valley Hachiman.

About how Qianxu became Wuhei... It's really a magnificent story.

Mitani Sho Chio is an ordinary middle school girl with an unremarkable appearance. In an elite school like Teiko, her grades are perfect.

It stands to reason that such a person belongs to the classmate reunion, and no one will remember it.

Could it be that she became Wuhei because she is my friend?Could it be that I was implicated?

I don't admit it!

"Look there!" the girl said in a low voice.

On the opposite side of the teaching building, Mitani Sho Chio was climbing the rooftop on the sixth floor with her backpack and grabbing the guardrail, showing even her fat times.

After Shengli arrived at the rooftop, he took out his mobile phone and took a selfie with V.

...I seem to have found the reason to become Wuhei.