Absolutely retarded option

I have received a lot of school day admission tickets, half of which are for my parents and family, or for friends, everyone can get a lot of admission tickets, and there will be a lot of food sold in the school stalls.

Sangu Shangqianxu will not go with me if she wants to go back to her hometown. After all, she has seen mountains of corpses and seas of blood, so she is not so keen on hero games.

I made an appointment with Xinsao from the next class to visit Xiongying High School.

"Yo, worry."

"Yo, Dole."

To be honest, we don't know each other very well.

However, as a "disliked class", they will still get close instinctively.

We got on the bus together.

Direct access to Hung Ying High School.So there are many candidates in the car.

For example, there is a little green-haired freckle, and a murderous little brother is blocking him in the crack of the door, as if he is going to beat him.

I pretended not to see it.

"Xiao Sheng!"

"Listen well, Xiongying is not kidding, don't die there for a long time!"

What, it turned out to be flirting.

I feel helpless.Today's young people find a reason for themselves to tease love one by one...

The bus stopped and many people got on the bus, which was a bit crowded.

A man in his thirties with the appearance of an office worker, wearing glasses and an expensive suit.It doesn't look like a family without a car. Does Japan also have low-carbon travel?

He squeezed beside me.

I feel something is wrong.

He seemed to be rubbing against me on purpose.

We were surrounded by people, and I turned with difficulty and gave him a glare.

The elite man smiled apologetically.

"There are too many people, let's meet you."

Passengers around showed expressions of "if you have money, you can take a taxi and if you don't have money, you're being hypocritical".

I:……

Izuku Lvgu is small, and through the gap, he saw the uncle who seemed to be acting obscenely next to a young lady.With a serious look on his face, he pushed his way through the crowd with difficulty.

"Hey, Shoujiu!" Bakugou who was pushed away was very dissatisfied.

I felt the man behind me move more and more boldly.

Actually, I wanted to KO him with a punch, but the absolute option appeared excitedly at this moment.

[Choose, you have also reached the age of encountering a bus idiot. Many young ladies have encountered it. This option is filled with righteous indignation and wants you to eliminate harm for the people. ①Turn it over to be an idiot and wretched man. ②Using the milk-grabbing dragon claw hand learned from Limaozai to be a bomb elite ③It caused irreparable psychological pressure on him and made him live in fear for the rest of his life, and he could no longer attack the young lady. 】

Wow.

These three options are barely within my tolerance range.

The first one, anti-idiot, also depends on the object, I am 1 willing to Akashi, Haizaki is also reluctant, I also recognize Kuro Naga, even Feitan I don’t mind.But this idiot, an elite idiot who can barely score 6 points, is still a long way from my standard.I can't do the way Sado Reika put Fatty on the bus idiot like that...

No way, am I just losing?

②The words are too cruel. Although I haven't tried it, I will get my hands dirty for granted. If I manipulate a puppet or something, maybe I will dare to do it, but if I do it with bare hands, it will be disgusting.

③I am very curious about what will happen after I choose this option.

Otherwise, choose 3?

I am fearless as my lower limit is getting lower and lower. If I fail... I haven't seen the punishment for failure.

Swipe down the text, and the punishment below is: If you fail, will you lose all your hair?

Hair is life for girls.

In terms of the whole body... don't you even have eyebrows?

What's the point of life without eyebrows!

Choose 3.

After choosing ③, I can't feel anything because my body is digitalized, wait... something is wrong, it doesn't seem to be my body?

The explanation of the absolute option is very convoluted. Although it looks like my body, it is not. Now the part under my neck belongs to someone else.

At this moment, the big trotters of the wretched elite man have slipped onto my short skirt. After rubbing against it twice, I was secretly happy to see that I kept my head down and didn't speak. In the skirt of the body below the head.

He touched it, and suddenly showed a dazed expression.At this time, the good boy Midori Izuku finally squeezed to the scene of the crime.

"Stop!" He yelled and grabbed the hand of the elite wretched man who had reached into the beautiful young lady's skirt.

Bakugou rudely pushed away from the crowd and walked over.

"Rubbish."

It's not bad for someone like Choujiu to save people from being beaten.

Just when Bakugo Katsuki was gearing up to deal with the wretched man, he saw the wretched man showing an unbelievable, flustered, and disgusting expression. He wanted to pull his hand away but was firmly held down by the young lady.

Wearing a youth uniform skirt, the beautiful girl who was also a school girl turned her head and said in a rough voice: "What's the matter, brother, is my diao easy to touch?"

The 12-year life of a well-known wretched man who was not elite suffered a devastating blow.Poor thing, the last holy place of idiots has been destroyed.

He cried and howled and climbed out of the car. I brushed off my sleeves, hiding my achievements and fame.

Izuku was still digesting what had just happened.

Bakugo Katsuki appeared in a state of out-of-body state.

Absolute Option explained that I just obtained a 3-minute superpower transformation technique.You can switch bodies with the man who has the most contact within 24 hours.

What kind of superpower is this Tamar!Why don't the garbage who invented this kind of super power die!

Having said that, who is the one I have the most contact with in 24 hours? The size is not small.

I just wanted to have a good time, and I didn't think about the absolute option before reminding me. At this time, he is active and not pretending to be dead!

I know I know it's Haizaki! ! !

A wretched man touched Haizaki's golden mother on me... it was so fucking exciting!

Let me drink the fat house happy water slowly!

Despite his disillusionment, Izuku still cared about me with heroism. At this time, there was a vacuum zone with a radius of thirty centimeters around me.This is almost unimaginable on the bus in the afternoon rush hour.

"Are you OK?"

I raised a bright smile, "Thank you, you are willing to help me."

"No, nothing..."

Damn it, she looks like a cute and unworthy girl!

He tried to avoid looking below my waist.

Maybe it's some kind of special personality...

Xiongying High School arrived, and I got out of the car with Xinsao.

Lvgu Izuku looked at Xinsao, "Are you two together? Then you..."

Xin Cao sneered, "That's just her bad taste, if you also pass the entrance examination of Xiongying, you will know who she is."

Speaking of Xinsao, I have no grievances with you in the past, and I have no grievances in the present, so there is no need to smear me in front of future classmates.

Xiongying's visiting day is different from other schools.

There are many performances that make use of individuality, and it is dizzying to watch.

It's really miserable to hear that all the second graders were KO'd by the teacher.

Probably the result of the surplus of professional heroes.Entry requirements are becoming more and more stringent, but the top combat power has been insufficient.

It seems that the hero is also out of favor.

I took a quick look at Xiongying High School, and to be honest, I haven't decided whether to take the Xiongying test or not.

"I'm more of a villain than a hero." I sighed.

"That's not okay, girl!" The American tough guy hero appeared on the stage, posing as a bodybuilder, "Even if you can't be a hero, you can't be a villain."

I know who he is, the hero of heroes, what's his name...

By the way, it's... "Mr. AllMight! Why are you in Xiongying High School!"

"I'm a lecturer at Xiongying High School, girl." The muscular man said, "I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said just now."

"...just complaining."

"But many wrong paths start with complaining."

"Hi hi."

"What's your name, girl."

"It's said by Tao Leyan."

"Be a good person."

Although I didn't intend to enroll in Xiongying High School during my trip, it was a good day to meet All Might.

When I got home, I came back with Granu, who was carrying the food given by the part-time worker, and the real pink and sickly Jiao appeared.

"Good evening, Dorothy, where have you been?"

"High School Entrance Visit."

"Hey, Dorothy-san is still a junior high school student, so she looks very mature."

"Really, I don't think so."

The simple conversation caused me to die a lot of brain cells, who knows if this guy will go crazy and kill me.

Also tired.

"go home."

I am the only one living in the house. Although it is convenient to live separately from my parents, it is also a bit lonely at night.

Those two idiot couples went on a trip again!

I sat at the computer desk and opened the reader to read "The Man That the Devil Sees Is Really Damn Delicious".The writing style is superb and the meat is delicious. Fat but not greasy is the essence of Dongpo pork.

"Ah! I'm really still lonely... I'm going to suffer!" I quickly covered my mouth.

【Choose: ① Fiance no·1② Fiance no·2③ Fiance no·3】

Welfare giveaway?

Anyway, write down your height, weight, age, and appearance!

Only a 123 ghost will know how to choose!

And even the metaphysics of choosing the shortest among the three long and one short, and choosing B for different lengths is no longer applicable!

It's not just a capitalized misfortune!

"Can you give me some hints?"

Absolute option continues to play dead.

No, although I'm a bit empty, lonely and cold, it's just a matter of youth, and it's not easy to find a boyfriend with my appearance. Being weak is really not my thing.

"Look at the punishment, if it's not serious..."

I smashed the reader backhand!

The punishment is to be pregnant with three children! !

As soon as the second child is allowed, I can't wait to have a third child. The absolute option is a reproductive cancer!

I suddenly thought of Hei Changzhi's sad eyes and the little faces of the two babies waiting to be fed... No, I can't be soft-hearted.Soft-hearted words are no different from those women who were trafficked to a remote village and gave birth to a baby, and they were reluctant to let the baby run away after being rescued!

Don't tell me about the great motherhood of Shenma!

I don't accept brainwashing!

I made up my mind not to think about Geruta and Aranaika.

I went to Google and searched for the metaphysics of choosing between 123, but I couldn't find it.

I went to search Tarot and astrology and zodiac auspicious days, today's lucky number for Aries... why the fuck is it 7!

Three 7s!

Not long ago, I just made up a 7 to the 3rd power, and I want to use it so soon? Hundan!

I was very upset looking at the three options that were completely indistinguishable.Seeing the time for options decrease bit by bit.no!Must figure out a way out!

With an idea, I was blessed in an instant. I rummaged through the trash and pulled out the phone book of all grade students. Everyone had a copy, and they charged a centimeter fee of 500 yuan. Japanese schools are not simple.

I quickly found the name of Shintaro Midorima according to the initials!

It's up to you - Lucky Taro!

I grabbed my phone and dialed the number. It's nine o'clock in the evening. It's unlikely that Midorima Shintaro is in trouble. Junior high school students in this grade are either playing games or playing with their phones.

"Doo-doo-doo..."

"Hello? This is Shintaro Midorima." It was an unfamiliar number, but he answered it anyway.

"Mr. Lujian!!" I almost cried with joy, "I am Daorakuyan!"

Midorima shook her hand holding the phone, "Hi, what's the matter?"

"I, I have a life-or-death choice to make, and I need to choose one of 123 that I don't know the content of!" I quickly said the date of birth, accurate to the second, birth date, astrology chart, zodiac sign , weighing bones, cell phone numbers and recent dreams.

Midorima was silent for about a minute, and praised me in a tone of admiration, "It's very detailed, just wait for me."

"Time is running out, preferably within 5 minutes!"

Midorima felt displeased that his profession had been questioned, "It won't take that long."

After 2 minutes, he said to me very confidently: "Choose 3."

I just believed it.

"Thank you, Mr. Lvjian, okay!"

Steel needle, umada is a very popular word, almost everyone can say it.

However, Midorima still had red ears, this woman is really shameless.