Absolutely retarded option

I've never been so sure I'm a scumbag.

But the strange thing is that it only took a few seconds of shock for me to accept that I am a piece of scum without any qualms.

Accepting the imperfect self and continuing to live is the secret of every social being.

Just like the office worker who was exhausted from the repetitive work day after day, and finally released his true self to the female high school students on the tram, and then lost everything and became a scavenger.

The only remaining conscience in my heart made me stop the "kiss on the battlefield".

I separated Kuroko Notasuke with one hand, put my arm around Chio Mitani's waist, and kissed her domineeringly.

Our world is spinning -

Lips split at the touch, about 0.3 seconds.

Mitani Sho Chio pushed me away violently, we vomited crazily with our backs facing each other, "Ugh!!!!"

"What are you doing! Doraku Banquet!" Qian Xu screamed frantically.

I was pleasantly surprised: "You remember me?"

Sure enough, only fists and kisses are the only way to wake up people who have lost their minds (amnesia).

"This is my first kiss!"

"Who is not the first kiss!"

"Of course you are not, you have kissed Haizaki before!"

"How many times have I said artificial respiration!"

Heiziye Taizhu rushed to the street with a "bang".

"No Taisuke!" Qian Xu rushed over.

"To be honest, do you have a crush on Kuroko Tetsuya?"

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. He's here in a hurry to kill. Why did you pick a man who looks so much like Heizi?"

"Where does it look like Mr. Heizi?"

"Yes, he only looks half like Heizi, and the other half looks like Aomine Daiki."

"Are you blind?"

"So, Heizi-jun is unique in your eyes."

"Of course, he's my best brother."

"By the way, why did you suddenly regain your memory?"

"Who told you to rush over to kiss me suddenly, you scared me to death."

You have been chased by so many heavenly beings, but it is not as effective as a kiss from me?

"Mr. Heizi was almost hacked to death, and I haven't seen you being stimulated to recover your memory."

Qian Xu, "How did you find me?"

Changing the subject so soon?Forget it, let her go this time.

"I didn't expect to find you so soon." This time the absolute option is still very reliable.

"Okay, let's go."

Mitani Sho Chio hugged Heizi Notasuke, and said in a very embarrassed way, "I can't leave Notasuke here."

"Could it be that you have been teammates with him for a while and have become close friends."

"I have been fighting side by side with him for three years, even a dog has feelings."

"So you treat Mr. Heizi as a dog?"

"I didn't say that, okay?"

"Leave him alone, you can't imagine how tough his life is, even if you leave him alone, he will be alive and kicking tomorrow."

"But, but," Qian Xu said anxiously, "If Mr. Heizi wakes up and doesn't see me, he will definitely think something happened to me. I can't let him live in guilt for the rest of his life."

"Oh." I hugged my chest indifferently, and kept tapping my left arm with my right hand, "So you are afraid that people after Hei Zijun will live with guilt."

"Yes, how is it? Is there any other reason?" Mitani Sho Chio stammered a bit.

"I think you like Mr. Heizi a little bit, don't you?" I deliberately didn't say which Heizi it was, and let her guess.

In terms of empathy, Mitani Moro Chio might like Kuroko Tetsuya, and transferred this feeling to Kuroko Notasuke after amnesia.

However, she didn't see Kuroko Tetsuya very often in the past, so she didn't have much friendship.

Then there is only one reason left...

"Could it be that you had a crush on Aomine Daiki?"

Mitani Shang Qianxu exploded: "What? Qingfeng Dahui? How could I like that black guy? Based on my middle and lower principles, how could I have any intersection with someone who is at the top like him."

"This is the basis of secret love. Haizaki Shougo and I are almost dying, can't you also imagine the ambiguity between us?"

"It's not the same thing at all!"

"Okay, okay, always leave Heizi here, let's go back quickly, I always feel that something bad will happen if it is late, by the way, where is your battle suit?"

"It seems that the energy is exhausted. I fell from the sky and passed out and lost my memory."

"The energy of the battle suit can supply the suit to fly for at least a whole year. She really flew too fast, soaring beyond the speed of light."

I said silently in my heart, and I will immediately go to the original world.

However, no voice responded to me.

The absolute option is to play dead!

Just like the village party secretary of those female college students who quietly plan to come to the village to support education: Since you are here, don't even think about leaving, at least you have to give birth to a baby before leaving.

Garbage option!

Qianxu looked at me suspiciously, "What's wrong?" I said sadly, "I'm afraid we won't be able to go back for the time being."

Compared to my madness, Chio Mitani seemed relieved.

So we took Heizi Notasuke back to the stronghold of the patriots.

It's not a blockhouse. Sure enough, Japanese men before the Showa era dismissed blockhouses, and only those Heisei wastes would use them.

"Qianxu, you're back, you're worried about me... What's wrong with Notasuke!"

It's hard for him to see Kuroko Notasuke, I sometimes ignore his existence on the road.

"We were attacked by a celestial being, and Notasuke was seriously injured."

"Okay, I'll give him a hand right away..."

Huh?Is there something wrong with my ears?Why did I hear hand entry?

I looked at the dilapidated stronghold, as if there was an ulterior secret hidden inside.

"When you come back, is she...?"

Another black long straight.

Now Hei Changzhi has become an unbearable burden in my life. I am afraid that he will give me two children.

"Friend, Dorayan."

"That's it."

Chio introduced, "This is a wig."

The wig looked at me with a slightly regretful look, as if saying that I am not a wife|wife, what a pity.

They accepted my presence very quickly.

No wonder the absolute option has not been activated for a long time, because they are full of bad points themselves!

It wasn't until the gay Zi Takasugi Shinsuke came back that he changed, "Who is she!"

"You actually let an unknown person in!"

Chio: "She's my friend!"

"How long have you not seen each other?"

Two hours wa, my heart said.

"Enough." I stood up and stood in front of Qianxu, "If you question girls like this, you won't be able to find a boyfriend."

Gay Zi looked at me, the light in his one-eyed eyes meant nothing.

He didn't throw me out,

Instead, they sent someone to secretly investigate my situation.

At this time, he has already colluded with the space intelligence organization.

Less than a day later, the younger brother replied, "That woman belongs to the Yetu tribe."

"Night Rabbit?"

"Yes." The younger brother's voice was trembling.

"They are said to be able to impregnate anyone of any race, male or female."

"This woman... can make women pregnant as well as men?"

"exactly."

Takasugi Shinsuke thought to himself: It's really scary.night rabbit.

I couldn't sleep at night and I chatted with Qianxu.

"Why do you suddenly have such a good figure and a face of mixed blood?"

"You have a secret from me?"

"Why are you not surprised by this world at all."

Me: "Actually, I am the guardian of the world, secretly maintaining the stability of the cornerstone of the world."

I gave her a way to guard the only passage leading to the dark continent at the edge of the human world, and fight against the monster lord onefor"ll. The goal of the monster lord is to snatch the 7 to the 3rd power and the zodiac charm inlaid in my hand Dresden Stones.

In order to protect the slate, I have been seriously injured... The story is so epic.

I fell asleep while I was talking, but Mitani Sho Chio was so excited that she didn't sleep all night, and when she woke up, she had two big dark circles under her eyes.

One night passed, and everyone knew that I was the "Dark Night Rabbit" who could conceive a man.

How to get a man pregnant?

Is it a mental effect?Ahhh, I can't meet her eyes.

——So early in the morning, no one dared to look at me.

Is it skin-to-skin contact?

The little brother who was cooking put on his gloves when it was my turn.

——Could it be parasitic?It's terrible, how can I prevent it? Is it okay to eat garlic?

So there was an extra pot of stinky roasted garlic for breakfast.

I held my nose and sat next to Chiao, and to my left was gay Zi.

I turned on Mind Reading for 5 minutes, hahahaha almost killed me from laughing.

Gay Zi was dubious in his heart.

Tian Yasha came back from dinner.

"You're back, Yinshi, this newcomer is Qianxu's friend, and he's working under your command for the time being. Watch closely, maybe it's Jixi."

spy!

Call me a spy face to my face!

I stared at the ground and couldn't find Gay Zi's missing face.

When Sakata Yinshi just came back, he was suddenly stuffed with a big living person, "Hey, there is one more person who eats rice? Why don't you support Ao Shan, your ghost army with so much money?"

"Ah."

So I became Tian... Bai Yasha's subordinate.

This period of fighting against barbarians is probably the peak period of the man named Sakata Gintoki.

At this time, his little brother doesn't have to eat eggs, bibimbap, drink cold water and grab dog food to survive.

I went back with White Yaksha.

Qian Xu was not reluctant to part with me, but took care of Kuroko Notasuke carefully.

There is no humanity in the opposite sex!

I'm probably a character with a small surname.

"You will live here from now on." Bai Yecha pointed to a dilapidated house and told me.

My eyes were full of disgust, "What about you?"

He pointed to another corner.

Lonely and widowed in the same room?

What about the face?

choose -

finally come

[As the holder of the absolute option, how can you be underestimated by the children of the indigenous world? Do you really want to be his subordinate? ①The road to superiority by killing the boss ②The road to ascending to the throne by killing my husband with tenderness]

Isn't Shiroyasha just a poor man?Besides, he is now at the pinnacle of his career, and you want me to get married before killing him?

Is it necessary to help him raise a baby and a dog to make money to support his family in the future, and still have to worry about him stealing money to play pachinko? !

Fuck off trash 2!

After choosing 1, I quickly had a bunch of things in my hand...

I was also dumbfounded.

"Young Shiraiyasha, do you want this pile of expired sweets that have not changed their taste, or this 250ml strawberry milk that is said to be the most delicious?" I said the lines with a blank expression.

The so-called killing the boss is to make him suffer from severe diabetes by consuming expired sugar?

Sure enough, Sakata Gintoki, a heavy sugar lover, saw a bunch of sweets with glowing eyes.

Now is the beginning of the invasion of heaven and man, and many foods from the universe are very expensive, and only nobles can afford them.Sakata Gintoki is so poor, it would be nice to be able to eat a little for ten days and half a month.

Before the invasion of heaven and man, only nobles could eat sugar regularly.

The invasion of heaven and man has brought about a huge change in productivity...

Instead, I would have greeted them early in the morning, and I would have thrown away the barbarians.