Absolutely retarded option

Qian Xu turned around quickly, and stood in front of Hei Ziye Taisuke, staring at me sharply.The strange thing is that she looked at me very strangely.

I was heartbroken, and it was only less than two hours since we parted. Why did her hair become so long all of a sudden, and her face matured a lot, she looked like she had graduated from high school.

"Who are you? A celestial being?"

She secretly looked at this woman who appeared out of nowhere, her clothes were of the same style as that of a celestial being.But the face is a human construct.

I heard that among the heavenly beings, there is also a race that looks similar to the earthlings. Could it be that she is that?

And it looked limp, like she had been trained for combat, but Qian Xu still didn't dare to relax her vigilance.

Apart from this woman, dozens of elite celestial and human soldiers were shrinking the encirclement. Heizi was so badly injured. It was extremely unlikely that she would protect Heizihei and kill the enemy at the same time.Almost escaped death.

Forget it, let me, Sangu Shangqianxuyu, be broken here today—to be loyal to the emperor... the general!

I almost forgot that the emperor died a long time ago.

Those celestial and human soldiers with strange shapes also looked at the woman falling from the sky with fear, and did not dare to act rashly.

Just now that woman fell from the sky and landed steadily, she didn't even raise the dust, she looked like a master at first glance, they might not be enough for someone to chop them up.

Looking at the knife again, it was much taller than a human being, and the blade was filled with blood, and it seemed that the howls of countless dead souls could be heard.

A celestial being who was obviously the leader said, "Are you one of us or an enemy?"

The leader is well-informed, looking at this woman's bright red hair and snow-white skin, it is easy to think of the notorious night rabbit clan in the universe.

Even in the Night Rabbit clan, red hair is very rare, it represents the noble blood.

Do you know?You are noble now.The absolute option is grinning.

I laughed treacherously when I heard the leader's new life. As for why I heard her voice, the reason was that Absolute Option generously gave me a 5-minute superpower trial kit.The ability is mind reading.

It is not a one-time use, but can be used for 5 minutes a day.

Five hours is about the same, and 5 minutes is too short. It may be the developer's malice, or he may not even be able to last for 5 minutes.

I glanced around from the corner of my eye, of course I was looking for an umbrella, Yetu's standard umbrella.

But the thoughts in Tianren's mind didn't care that I didn't have an umbrella in my hand.

It seems that you can get past it.

I flicked the 2-meter-long Taidao, imitating the tone of my favorite Yetu Ogisang Afutu, lazy and a little provocative.

"Yo, this woman is also a warrior among human beings? A warrior? This is the first time I've seen a female warrior. It's so strange."

The strange thing is that Afutu is also an uncle who exudes the smell of middle-aged Ojisang, but he is not treated as an uncle at all, and he is even a little charming?

Is it because of strength and stature?

Sure enough, being an uncle has nothing to do with age, what matters is body, appearance, and spirit.

Having seen everything through, I couldn't help laughing at those middle-aged men who attributed their unpopularity to female high school students as uncles. In fact, they couldn't even be called uncles at all, they were just greasy middle-aged salty old men.

Uncle or something is a word for a mature and attractive man in Korea.

Of course it is based on the tone of voice.

For example, xiubo·wu.

Am I being a little too vicious?

"Master Yetu?" The team leader was relieved after confirming that the woman was really Yetu, as long as she wasn't an enemy. "They are fighters against barbarians, and they are allies with the difficult ghost soldiers."

I looked at Qianxu meaningfully, it's amazing, it has something to do with the dwarf cedar with a difference of one centimeter to 170.

Captain... Wait, why am I called Captain Tianren?Can't you call the captain?Can I still forget Akashi?

Holding the knife, I walked up to Chio Mitani, and quickly glanced at Kuroko Notasuke.

Legendary character.

Heizi-kun... really looks alike!

But his face is more imposing than Heizi's, and his complexion is darker.

He looks like the son of Kuroko and Aomine Daiki.

Can the two of them have a son?Sora is also very skinny.

Like an old hooligan, I used the back of a knife to pick up Chio Mitani's chin, "Woman, your name."

Qian Xu stared at my breasts for a while, but realized that hers was really a woman.

"It's up to you to kill or kill. You don't want to get a word out of my mouth."

"Oh?"

I sneered, the tip of the knife slid down, the white light of the knife flashed, and the girdle was instantly split into two.The blood-stained white underwear was exposed.

Captain Tianren suddenly realized that Lord Yetu had taken a fancy to that human woman.

But the human woman is mediocre in appearance, so much worse than Master Yetu, the man behind her is a bit more attractive.

What you should care about now is not the issue of beauty, but a woman teasing another woman.

The moment Qianxu dropped the girdle, her mind went blank.

She suddenly remembered Master Tian Yasha's instructing, "Women, being caught on the battlefield is far more dangerous than men, and you can still tell that you are a woman. Be careful. If you can't resist, enjoy it, or kill yourself. I don't want to stop women The determination to go to the battlefield does not deny that women should not fight for this country, but we are very worried about you. The men of heaven and man are big pigs."

Could her innocence be taken away today?

Wait... I heard that the sex of celestial beings is different from that of earthlings.They are divided into alpha, beta, omega.

The one that looks like a woman may be a long-breasted women's boss, and it doesn't have the function of breastfeeding.

A man who looks like a man can actually have a baby.

That's amazing, my God.

The point of the knife fell on the breast wrap. At the age of 14, she just needs to wear a tight vest. What kind of chest wrap does she want? Could this chest wrap turn cantaloupe into a boiled egg?

Where did the effect of production be so immediate.

I turned slightly sideways to cover the eyes of Tianren, and slantedly opened Qianxu's chest cloth.

The cloth strips are flying, my heart is flying... It is exactly as I guessed.

Under the bodice is a tight black waistcoat.Added a thin chest pad.

I looked at Mitani Sho Chio meaningfully, I really want to hide it, Chio-chan.

She was shaking all over.

Heizino Taisuke held her hand, "Everyone knows."

what!

Qian Xu's face was pale enough to be seen by the naked eye.

Of course, everyone knows that she is a girl. The "know" in Notasuke's mouth is that she obviously has an A cup but uses a thick chest wrap to pretend that she has at least a C+ plus cup! !

I think he once complained loudly to Matako Kuishima that the chest wrap was too tight when everyone was warming up, which affected the development of the chest.Fighting fiercely on the battlefield will always cause shortness of breath. I really envy those girls with flat breasts. There is no way, this is a necessary sacrifice for a woman to be a warrior to protect the country.

It turns out that everyone knows it!It's really too shameful, even if she comes back from the battlefield alive today, she won't be able to face everyone!

My 5-minute skill mind reading has not been turned off, and Qianxu's mental activities are clearly heard. If it weren't for the scruples that were still on the battlefield, so many people around would have rolled with laughter, even if the ground was full of blood and stumps Broken arms don't mind either.

I waved my hand and said to Tianrenren, "You guys go away first, I'll take care of this woman."

Captain Tianren understood by heart, knowing that Lord Yetu is clearing the field and preparing to do something.

As expected of Master Yetu, he can reproduce at any time.

However, with the inferior blood of the earthlings, Yetu, who almost never married with other races, might not allow that ugly earth woman to give birth to a child.

He raised his hand and led his minions to quickly retreat in the spaceship.

Only me, Chio, and Kuroko Notasuke were left on the bloody battlefield.

It is said that Kuroko Notasuke is a brain school.

According to Sorachi's ethics, Kuroko Notasuke might be a combination of the Teiko Six.

His appearance is a fusion of Kuroko Tetsuya and Aomine Daiki, his temperament has the ability of Kuroko to hide, and he is like Akashi in a confident place.Other hidden features are not yet known!If he still has lucky max, strong strength, or becomes tired after being drunk, then he will live together.

Perhaps Kuroko Notasuke, who has not yet appeared in the main drama, will be the most hidden man in Gintama.

"What am I going to do with you two?"

Qian Xu vigilantly protected Kuroko Notasuke.

I said viciously, "Is the man you protect so much your lover?"

Qian Xu blushed, "It's my teammate, we are life and death friends."

Oh?

"I do not believe."

"The friendship between the two of us is beyond your comprehension."

I still have a lot of skills, I thought in my heart, and suddenly I had an idea.

"You two can only survive one, but if you do what I say, both of you may survive, and not only will I not kill you, but I will send you back to your teammates."

"Send us back?" Sangu Shangqianxu sneered, "You want to use me to find a place where a team is stationed, don't be naive, how could I be so obvious?"

It's also true to say that Qianxu forgot about me, and everything I said and did in her eyes had ulterior motives.

"I didn't expect you to have a little brain."

I adjusted my tone in an instant, like a cat who caught a mouse before killing it, and said domineeringly in a tone that I am not discussing with you, "Well, I won't make things difficult for you, you Kiss this man, it shouldn't matter if you are just brothers, remember you have to put your tongue in his mouth. Time is 10 minutes."

Devil, she must be a devil! ——The expression of Chio Mitani said so.

"Hurry up, I only give you 1 minute to think about it, if the time is exceeded, I will cut him in half."

And Kuroko Notasuke secretly held the dagger. I thought he was trying to assassinate me in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, but of course he would not succeed.Because I am not the third female student of the Teiguang Kingdom, but a king who is overwhelmed with arrogance and promoted to the king of oppression.

But I listened to his inner activities quietly. Generally, the more useless the gaps in the heart, the harder it is for people to hear what they are thinking. Presumably Kuroko Notasuke has almost no gaps in his heart, Mitani Shiro Chio is really full of gaps!

and many more!

What did I hear... He actually didn't want to embarrass Qianxu and wanted to use his last bit of strength to cut himself open!

The iron-blooded man of the Yamato nation!

After the Showa era, there was nothing left of Heisei.

It's really a shame for me to look the same as the Heisei abandoned houses!One of my friends, Kohei Imamura, is a complete ruined house...

"Shameless!" Sangu Shangqianxu Liumei drew his sword upside down and rushed towards me.

I quickly dodged her and came to Kuroko Notasuke's side, holding his hand holding a short knife to cut open his stomach.

Only when Qianxu found out what Heiziye Taisuke was going to do, she burst into tears, I suddenly couldn't bear it.

Nope!

I am a devil!

Heizi's jade fragments didn't arouse my pity. I, the "evil alien", snatched the knife and sneered, "Want to die? If you commit suicide, I'll send her to Tianren's Flower Street to be a military prostitute."

"I can say I can."

Heizi: The two of us will break the jade together.

"Even if you want to die together...although it will take some thought." I cruelly spit out the poisonous plan that forced the two of them to follow my words, "I will arrest all the family and friends of the people who are fighting against barbarians, and all the men will be sold. The extraterrestrials will be slaves, and all the women will be geisha."

If you like to sacrifice for the country, then come here.

Kuroko Notasuke's calm expression was broken, and he clenched his fists in pain.

"Devil!" Qian Xu looked at me with red and swollen eyes.

Seeing her like this made me feel a little uncomfortable.

But the amnesiac Qianxu is not my best friend Blood Painted Butterfly—San Gushang Qianxu, she is just a stranger.I can still tell the difference.

Before I could speak, Heiziye Taisuke got up staggeringly, covered the wound on his abdomen, walked in front of Qianxu, pushed back Qianxu's long orange hair, and said softly, "I'm sorry ...and, I like you."