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"The Way of Yin Yang 1: Banquet Vessels"

"Giving goes nowhere

The place where you can't die

My name is Yato

This is the place where the false name ends

I named you my servant

From now on, honor its dish with sound

Please listen to my order and transform my artifact

banquet

Come on feast! "

Ye Dou Shen, who was worried about three meals a day, found a ball of light that seemed to have great potential by a certain river after being discarded by his predecessor's artifact—it was the human soul.Yato summoned it.

After the halo dissipated, a voluptuous and sexy red-haired big sister appeared in front of her. The moment she saw her, Yato knew something was going to go wrong. Such an artifact would definitely not be able to suffer with such a down-and-out god. Sooner or later, she would have to leave. Looking at the new artifact, she would be disgusted. If you look at him like hell, you will know... maybe you won't be able to stay for three days.

So angry.

"You will be my artifact from now on, and I am the God of Night Fighting."

The voluptuous and sexy banquet vessel is not wearing any clothes. Of course, the artifact transformed from the soul cannot have the function of bringing its own clothes. After all, Yatou is a well-informed old driver, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it.Until the banquet vessel approached him, his legs squeezed between his legs, and he lifted his chin with one hand, "A little brother who is not bad, wants to be my master? Just talking about it wants me to be loyal to you!" You, there is no such cheap thing in the world..."

The woman spat out words like bee needles from her red lips, and Yato was so frightened that he clutched his wallet tightly. He is a very, very, very poor god with no money!

"You look a little dirty and down and out."

The newcomer Yan Qi saw the embarrassment of Ye Fighting God at a glance.

"Do you still want to be my master?"

That's right, you will be accepted if you recommend yourself to any shrine.Yato thought desperately.

"Heh, so it's Nora?"

The supposedly humble artifact stares at its master with lofty eyes.

After a while, the banquet vessel finally let go of its owner, exuding white brilliance and transforming into a long white dress.

Yato thought, he seems to have summoned a great artifact.

"I remember where I lived before, why don't you go to my house." Yan Qi said.

The newly born artifact took in Nora's master.

Although Yato couldn't feel the dignity of being a master in front of her at all.

He still followed the banquet vessel.

Banquet lives in the shrine on the mountain, and the shrine is surrounded by an enchantment. The enchantment that has not been opened for a long time is still clean and tidy, without any dilapidation.

As soon as he entered, Yato could smell the smell of Onmyoji.

"Were you an Onmyoji before you were alive?"

Yanqi said: "I don't remember anything about my life."

Liar, he clearly remembers where he lived before his death.

This shrine is magnificent and solemn, not much less than the shrines of the main gods of Takamahara.Yato was surprised that no god was enshrined.

Here, it is Honmaru.

In order to resist the time-traveling army, the government of time recruited god judges with onmyoji qualifications from various time and space, built Honmaru in the cracks of time and space, and summoned the sword Fusangshin.

Those who judge the gods are gods, and naturally there is no need for the existence of gods.

The shrine was silent and there were no living creatures.

After having a fixed residence, Yato was not happy for a few seconds when he heard Yanqi say, "How does the master plan to pay the rent for living here?"

Yato said without blushing without panting, "Work hard!"

I saw the banquet vessel lightly raised her hand, and the abundant aura in the shrine was drawn by her, gathered into various shapes like elves, and finally turned into a blue Yato, and quickly cleaned it with a broom .

With such an exquisite control technique, Yan Qi must have been a very powerful onmyoji during his lifetime.Maybe even stronger than him.

Seeing that there is no need for cleaning, the five-element god whose main job is TA-Q-BIN quickly thought of the second reason, "You must be lonely living alone, I can accompany you!"

Yato showed a bright smile.

"Oh..." Banquet pondered for a moment, "Is the master planning to pay the debt?"

The god opened his eyes wide and showed an innocent expression, "Eh—?"

Yato lived in a shrine hidden in the mountains, and the favorable living conditions made him... gain weight very quickly.

"You are indeed a bit too thin." Banquette, who likes strong muscles and bursting with hormones, grabbed the owner's thin wrist and touched it, and then touched the spine where the bones were exposed and the sunken collarbone, "too thin."

This should be considered presumptuous.

How can there be an artifact that dares to caress the body of a god so boldly.

Ye Fighting moved uncomfortably and fell off the thick beige futon.

In fact, he has gained almost five catties, and it has been less than ten days since he moved in.

This is very scary.

No, what is terrible is not the weight gain, but the magic weapon that feeds him fat quickly-feast.

The standard of food is really good.

It seems that there is never enough to eat.

Every time he was full, Banquet would send him to work. The shrine was too big, and Yato would never be idle. Soon, the increased meat turned into muscle.

Three months later, when the banquet vessel was touched again, he finally showed a satisfied expression.

"It's better for boys to be stronger."

Yato wants to say that he is no longer a boy.

Although he looks like a boy, he is actually a god who is hundreds of years old.

Both gods and artifacts have a long lifespan. When human beings are busy making a living, they can enjoy the quiet time.

Knowing that Yanqi is likely to retain the memory of her life, Yato God generously asked her what her previous name was. Yanqi said that she liked the name Yan very much and did not need to change it, so Yato continued to call her Yanqi.

And as the time spent together increases, Yato is worried that they will stab each other.

But the incident of being stabbed did not appear for a long time.

... A powerful artifact is just different.

One day, Yato carried a hoe down the mountain to plow the fields and picked up a human cub who could see him, "It's so strange, humans should not be able to see me." Humans would automatically ignore the existence of gods, if it wasn't for Yato's intention If he wanted to be seen, no one would notice even if he sat there.What a strange child, with eyes that can see the other world.

Yetoshen was talking to himself, but Natsume Takashi gritted his teeth and dared not speak, monster!He met the monster again!

He was chased by the monster and ran into the mountains. When he saw the "farmer" with a hoe and a basket on his back, he wanted to tell him how far away, but he didn't expect the "farmer" to say "how could he see him"!

Why are there so many monsters in the world!

It still looks very strong.

At this time, the monster chasing Natsume Takashi also came through the woods, and braked urgently in front of Natsume and Yato, "Master Yato!"

Although it is Nora, the powerful Yato is holding a hoe, although it is very out of place, but there is no way, it is impossible for him to swing the banquet utensils into knives, "A child chasing humans, is it a man-eating monster?" Completely It's a tone of wanting to get rid of demons.

"No, no, no! I just want to play with this human cub! After all, this is the first time I've seen a human who can see monsters!"

The monsters live recklessly, and they have no idea how much trouble their actions will bring to humans.

Yato looked at Natsume Takashi and said, "My name is Yato, I am a god."

Natsume, Turtle, and Takashi, who always see monsters and are seeing gods for the first time, stared at the wandering Noragami, "Kami-Sama!"

"Yosie, I will accept you as my believer."

"What kind of tribute does God want?" Natsume Takashi had already decided to contribute his daily pudding.

Ye Dou was a little excited, this was the first time he was watched by believers adoringly, "Five yuan, just give me five yuan."

Consider the amount of pocket money for small children.

Yato directly 'sold' himself for the price of a candy.

"Only five yuan?" Takashi Natsume's eyes widened.

"It's cheap. I'm not a god who speaks loudly to believer lions. Those gods who ask for money are not good gods."

His image must be incomparably tall now.

Yato thought.