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"The Way of Yin Yang: Wild Fox"

Bawei held a flyer with trembling hands, and his sharp claws dug five holes out of the flyer. His heartless brother, King Eluo, also laughed out of breath holding the flyer.

The content of the flyer that lost the image of these two fearsome big monsters is: [Teach you how to find the sensitive point of a fox and let it moan in your hands], signed: Fox Lun Fans Club.

"Hahahaha! What a daring human being." Eluo Wang continued to pinch his waist and laugh. If he was in the human world, he would not say anything, but there are monsters who dare to open such a shop in the other world, and... Listen Said the popularity is not low.

This made the fox very unhappy.

If the fox is unhappy, he will make trouble!

Do something!

Do something!

Ba Wei cracked his claws, he was going to smash the place, let the little trash who runs the fox shop know that the majesty of the wild fox is inviolable.

Following the address on the flyer, Ba Wei and E Luo Wang came to a fox house decorated like Zhengtai Heaven. There was a lot of people inside, and countless female monsters crowded inside.

The boss is a red-haired banshee with a strange smell. She stands on a circular high platform with three chairs in front of her and three foxes sitting on them.

One is a little red fox with red patterns and strange looks, in the shape of a beast.

One is Fu Sangshen in the form of a tall and strong fox.

One is... a fox demon who is like a brother to Bawei.

You must have noticed that the three foxes are Honosuke, Kohomaru, and Yuhushen Shuangchi.

The three of them are important props for how I play foxes.

I coughed a few times and said: "First of all, the most important point is the diet of foxes, which all foxes like - fried tofu! And the famous dish among them is roasted pork with fried tofu!" I picked up the Kang Mazi brand and made one on the spot Pot of fried tofu and pork, if not for King Eluo stopping Bawei, he would have rushed to compete with the three foxes on the stage for food.

"What a terrifying allure." Ba Wei thought to himself, he almost fell for that woman.

Looking at the three foxes on the stage eating Ba Wei, he could only swallow his saliva, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, E Luo Wang comforted him, and later caught the female boss in their palace to make fried tofu for him to eat every day.

Only then did Bawei quiet down.

"Remember how to cook fried tofu, use your imagination to develop more dishes, as long as fried tofu is delicious, the hope of owning a fox will be greatly increased!"

"Oh!!" It's true that both banshees and women like furry creatures.

I looked dotingly at the three foxes.Fox's help and Xiao Heiwu are my personal foxes, and the two gods of the royal fox are completely accidental gains.He was lured by fried tofu, and he volunteered to be a prop for my fox-playing class.

"Then we come to the sensitive point of the highlight, the fox, that everyone has been waiting for."

Xiaohumaru and Yuhushen Shuangchi shuddered violently, as if thinking of some kind of horrible memory, Foxosuke showed a vicious smile, the sensitive thing has nothing to do with it.

Both Xiaohuwan and Yuhushen Shuangchi are top-notch existences among fox demons.

I sighed, "There are still not enough foxes. Let's have a wild fox, and then a face fox. If you have enough five foxes, you will be lucky."

For some reason, Ba Wei instinctively shuddered when he heard the female boss say wild fox.

"Brother, are you in a hurry to urinate?" Eluo Wang said.

... Only he can bear such a vulgar ghost.

Ba Wei thought faintly.

In fact, I saw these two early in the morning. Although they used magic to hide their bodies, they escaped my eyes. It's just that my father recently let them go after the kidney deficiency doctor told him to stop male sex.I have a small fox ball in one hand and a fox god Shuangchi in the other hand, and I will show the girls the skills of playing foxes with my strength.

What is the absolute option [Hundred Foxes] and each fox can only be touched ten times and cannot be superimposed.

Oh day.

A raccoon girl blushed and said, "Sister, I don't know if Lord Bawei can masturbate like this—"

The banshees next to her all looked at her with admiration, daring to play Lord Bawei's idea, what a cat!

I closed my eyes and said, "As long as it's a fox, it doesn't matter, if it doesn't work, it means you haven't mastered your kung fu yet."

"Today, I'm going to lick and lick 36 styles and I'm here."

The banshees were all gone, and Eluo Wang was eager to catch his brother's fried tofu cook.

"You wait, I'll be back soon." Leaving a bug, Eluo Wang is gone forever.

I'm a fox guy, and I'm not interested in Bawei.

The demon world is so big that there are countless fox monsters.

But the evil ghost, it's still such an enchanting ghost man, it's the first time I've seen it.

It's actually a handle... with long horns.

I slapped the evil king on the ground with a slap, there is a way to heaven, if you don’t go to hell, you can break in!

Fox's help: "This is the evil king, a ghost."

"Are there any ghost brides?"

Fox's help: "..." This question is beyond the outline, and this king can't explain it.

I had an idea and thought about it.

"You immortal ghost, do you know that there is a way to kill you?"

"Find your bride."

"Pull out... your horn."

Eluo Wang looked at the owner of Luhu Shop with suspicious eyes, "Pull out——my horn?"

"The horn is your source of life."

King Eluo nodded, that's right.

"Bride, is it a woman?" I don't know if Ba Wei can do it.

Knowing what he was thinking, I was really sweating.

"It's a woman, a human woman."

彼世

Eluo Wang is crazy.

The news spread like wildfire.

"Have you heard that Eluo King is crazy and finds female monsters to pull out his horns every day?"

"……Really?"

"real."

King Eluo doesn't believe that human women can pull out his horns, and monsters are almost the same.

Ba Wei: "You really believe it."

"She didn't look like she was lying to me, and I couldn't find that store later." Eluo Wang said.

After a hundred years, King Eluo couldn't find anyone who could pull out his horn, even if Bawei betrayed him and became the envoy of the land god.

On the edge of the Yellow Spring, Eluo Wang stared blankly at the river, "Where is the person who can pull out my horn?"

"Do you want me to smash your excessively long horns with a mace." said the hell assistant officer with a mace.If there is a universe where a man's sexual ability and status are determined by his horns, King Eluo is a fan of the universe.

On the contrary, the slightly raised horns of the ghost lamp are very stunted.

It sounds complicated. The ghosts transformed by human beings are the dead, the aborigines of hell are ghosts, and ghosts like King Eluo are also ghosts.

"There are so many different types of ghosts, I don't think you should be classified as a ghost." Ghost Lantern said solemnly.

"The one who pulled out your horn is a human being. You can't find it in the other world and hell after all." The question that has plagued Eluo King for hundreds of years was solved by the ghost lamp.

"Could it be that you didn't come up with the idea of ​​driving me out of hell." Eluo Wang looked skeptical.

"Tsk." Ghost Lamp held the mace in his hand, "Whatever you want."

So Eluo King came to the world again after many years.

It is completely different from more than a hundred years ago, there are many tall buildings, and there are simply too many human beings to kill.

King Eluo changed into human clothes to hide the ghost's features.

After thinking about it, I went to find Ba Wei, the land snake, to receive (take in) him.

At this time Ba Wei was still losing his memory.

Suddenly he was approached by a ghost with a demonic aura, claiming to be his brother and asking him to take him in with food and shelter, almost sweeping the evil king out.

"Hmph." Bawei still had his eyeliner on, and he glanced at the evil King Luo with the corner of his eyes. Their house is a shrine, how could a ghost live in it.

Eluo Wang said sourly, "If you become an envoy, you won't recognize the monster brothers..."

In the end, Taoyuan Nanasheng pleaded with the Evil King to live in the Earth Temple.

Of course, the evil king would feel uncomfortable, just like demons and ghosts cannot enter a temple illuminated by Buddha's light.

Thanks to his deep cultivation.

That afternoon, King Eluo bypassed Ba Wei and ran to Nanasheng who was trying to draw the talisman, bent down and lowered his head, "Can you try to pull out my horn?"

"Eh? Why?"

"You are the woman Bawei likes. You must be a special human being. Only human women can pull out my horns." King Eluo said as he desperately bowed his head in front of Nanasheng.

Nanasheng was so entangled that he had no choice but to hold the horn of Eluo Wang, and pulled it out casually, but it was a little loose, but it was only loose, and it was impossible to pull it out completely.

If so, Eluo Wang was also very pleasantly surprised.

"It must be because your strength is too weak, why don't you eat more."

At dinner, King Eluo tried his best to pick up vegetables for Nanasheng.

Bawei couldn't stand it anymore, "King Eluo, Nanasheng can't eat that much."

Nana, who had already supported himself, nodded again and again, "Yes, maybe I can only slightly pull out your horn, but there is someone else who can pull it out completely."

King Eluo thought for a while and said: "...you are right, you are the woman of Bawei, only the bride of ghosts can pull out my horn..."

Hearing words such as 'the woman of Bawei' and 'the bride' made Bawei and Nana petrified.

"Smelly ghost! What are you talking about! Do you want to be kicked out!"

"Oh, Bawei, is the emissary's self-restraint only so small?" Eluo Wang dodged and dodged, but Bawei didn't touch him.Nanasheng blushed until she smoked, and slapped her cheek vigorously, she is not Bawei's woman!Not at all!