Absolutely retarded option

It's been a long time since our country was called the land of the warriors.

Today, it has become a non-sovereign country that the heaven and the people are scrambling to plunder.

"Xin Baji, although your voice reads the dialogue in the opening title, you don't have to say it every time, it's annoying."

"A Yin, you are just jealous."

"Furthermore, Japan is such a tiny place on earth, and Silver's home ground is in Edo, so the heavens and humans are desperately trying to grab such a big place. If you have that skill, it's better to occupy the United States and Britain."

"Isn't that the home of Marvel SD!"

"What are you talking about about Marvel in Two-dimensional? You can see how Marvel Earth's primary civilization can challenge the highly developed alien invaders. On the other hand, we are still armed with weapons, warriors, knives and flintlocks..."

"It's not as bad as the flintlock."

"Gintama is on pause again so take it easy, you two."

"Kagura? According to the plot, you haven't come to Earth yet! Get out!"

"You two will definitely do something bad behind Mama's back, especially you Yin! I heard that you gave up your room to another woman to sleep in the closet when I was away? Are you worthy of me, Alu!" Kagura Find out that she is no longer Sakata Gintoki's favorite woman!

"Little girl, just obediently go back to the alien planet, don't stay on the earth—oh!"

"My home is obviously on Earth! Ever since my mother remarried!"

Kagura recalled the scene when she saw her mother again. She was shopping in the supermarket hand in hand with a man who was countless times more handsome than her father. As a result, she threw herself into Shenwei's arms, and the brother and sister cried bitterly together. Of course, Shenwei didn't cry but just hugged his sister with a look of disgust.

The siblings reconciled strangely.

"If my sister is the child conceived by my mother before she passed away, shouldn't it be my sister?"

"Don't worry about the details."

Kagura and Kamui's older sister, Doraku, have not heard from the earth since they left the earth and returned to the universe five years ago.

"I remember saying she found her biological parents."

"...My sister has become adopted again, you people on earth can say it every day, it's amazing."

"It's so strange that I can't get in touch!"

"And why are the guys from the Shinsengumi in the Master House!"

The trio of Sakata Gintoki, Shin Baji, and Kagura looked at Afro sitting calmly aside.

"Ayin, the eyes of the afro look like yours, they are dead fish eyes."

"You may be brothers."

"Silver Natural Curl and Orange Natural Curl..."

Saito finally wrote: I am worried about Doraku.

Sakata Gintoki: "It's no problem for her to be so strong, even space monsters are not enough for her to punch."

"Ayin, what are you talking about! Isn't a strong girl a cute girl? Is that how you treat me?" Kagura was unhappy.

Saito finally left Wanshiwu, and in the few years after Daoleyan left, he seldom thought of her.

She still looks like a child.

But she was not really a child anymore.

Shinsengumi

"Ah!" Kondo strode over and sat beside Saito Sensei, "It's another autumn."

The maple leaves swirled and fell, fiery red.

Just like the hair color of Yan Jiang.

So beautiful and touching.

Saito finally pinched a maple leaf and was speechless for a long time.

The falling red leaves rustled, and Saito sat for a long time, half of his body was numb and lost consciousness. In a trance, he heard someone shouting: "Yan Jiang sent a letter back from the universe!!! Brother Zhong, are you there?"

He is there.

He has always been there.

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I got off the spaceship, with straight white thighs, red high heels on my feet, and red curly hair up to my waist being blown by the wind. Everyone was looking at me, yes, at this moment I conquered the earth with my beauty.

After getting off the boat and going straight to Shinsengumi, the taxi driver complained, "It's getting stuck again, it seems like the Shinsengumi is going to check it, it's so annoying."

A man in a black uniform knocked on the window of the car, "Please get out of the car and check, we suspect that you are transporting celestial beings who are not qualified to enter the country."

Celestial beings without entry qualifications?

As a member of the invaders, you have to have entry qualifications to rob?

Funny baa fourteen sauce.

I got out of the car with the driver.

Hijikata Shirō looked at the plain-looking driver and the fair-skinned, beautiful-looking, long-legged stunner, "No problem, you two can pass."

Did you not recognize me, Fourteen Sauce!

Is our friendship so cheap?

I stopped Fourteen angrily. Fourteen must have been addicted to cigarettes. With a toothpick in his mouth, he probably learned from watching Hokage and Shiranui Genma, "What's wrong with stopping me, Miss, be careful to tell you that you are obstructing official business."

Are all your civil servants so careless about human life?

Just when I was going to fight to the death with Fourteen Sauce in the street, someone hugged me from behind.

Tangerine strands of hair brushed against my face.

"Yanjiang, welcome back."

I almost didn't realize it, I thought it would take a while to attack Brother Zhong, but I didn't expect that Brother Zhong successfully broke through the shackles in my heart and evolved into a lolicon when I was away.It was as if I got an offer after being interviewed by a booster. Could life be a little more exciting?

Brother Zhong took my little hand and led me back to the Shinsengumi.

When I was away, I really chose a group of shotguns to change guns, and the house was upgraded and renovated. It seems that I have finally progressed from a poor countryman to a landowner with small assets, which is worthy of praise.

Fourteen found a nasty excuse to get out and left space for Brother Zhong and me. Brother Zhong cleared his throat and spoke in a rare way, "Yan Jiang."

"It's the banquet sauce."

Co-authored You Brought Me Back Without Knowing Who I Am?

Are you worthy of me who is 149cm?

We still had the cutest height difference back then, so let’s assume Brother Zhong has 180.

I was unanimously welcomed by everyone in the Shinsengumi. Everyone cried bitterly when they saw me, and asked me how much I suffered in the murderous universe. Why did I have to leave my biological parents? Abandoned by my biological parents, seeing my good looks, they had evil thoughts and tricked me back to marry me. After I learned of their true intentions, I ran out of there overnight, and have been wandering in the universe since then. The reason why I didn’t return to the earth It’s because the spaceship ticket is too expensive, my home planet is too far away from the earth, and the ticket is the lifetime income of ordinary people on earth…

They also believed such an unbelievable reason. Not only did they believe it, but they also cried bitterly and hugged me to coax me, saying that my brothers would treat me twice as well after I was wronged...it was very beneficial to me, so I just accepted it.

On my first night back in Shinsengumi, I slept next to Brother Zhong.

Can I be so honest? Of course not.

So at night I started having nightmares.Dreaming about being abused by alien biological parents.

Tears wet the pillow.

I heard rustling noises from the next door, Brother Zhong got up, he pushed open the door and stood outside my room, hesitated for a moment, pushed open the half-covered door, walked to the bed, sat down and held my hand Hand, and pushed the wet hair aside again, he saw my silently crying face.

No one can be indifferent to me crying.

Brother Zhong sighed, lifted the quilt, and lay down.

After he lay down, I hesitated and posted it immediately.

"Yan Jiang, how cunning..."

I held Brother Zhong's belt, tearing it or not.

Then Brother Zhong took my hand and put it into his pajamas.

I squeezed the protrusion of the maze.

Brother Zhong shivered reflexively.

Hey.