Absolutely retarded option

No matter how much he dared to treat me.

I settled down in Mist Ninja Village.

Three years in a blink of an eye.

I did not see the flowers of Yakura.

Time flies in three years, and I have also reached the age of 15, and I have grown to 168. When I go out to buy vegetables, I meet familiar female ninjas (most of whom are over 30 with babies), and they all look at me with complicated eyes. The elder sister whispered: "Meiya, you and Mizukage-sama are not suitable..."

The little girl with blue short hair was aggrieved and carried the small flower basket, "Why, why, I will study hard to become a good ninja, and Mizukage-sama will like me."

Seeing her daughter's full confidence, the Chunin had a headache, because she thought so ten years ago!Her sister and aunt thought so too!

She said in embarrassment: "Master Mizukage has a wife."

"Madam?" The little girl raised her head in a daze, sniffed her nose, and then showed a fierce expression, "Does the fourth generation have a wife?"

"Yes."

"What kind of person is he?"

"A very beautiful person is over there." Nuren raised her hand and pointed at me quietly.

The corners of the snow-white clothes were blown up by the wind, and the little girl stared dumbfounded, "Is that Mrs. Fourth, so beautiful..."

Nunin said with relief: "The fourth generation has a wife, so Mizu should stop liking him." It was a wonderful experience for her daughter to fall in love with her first love at first sight when she was a child.

Meiya is still very hesitant, and Nunin understands that she was very heartbroken when she gave up Mizukage-sama, but then she met her husband, and Mizukage-sama is really suitable as her first love.

As soon as she shook the god's daughter, she ran towards Mrs. Fourth, and she was so frightened that she hurried to catch up.

A little girl with short hair and big eyes threw herself on my lap, "Sister, are you the wife of the fourth generation?"

I smiled slightly, "No."

Meiya: "Σ(⊙▽⊙" a!!!" Looking at her mother and then at her pretty sister, the little girl's world view has been greatly impacted.

Mom lied to her?

The fourth generation is actually unmarried?

Mom doesn't want her to be with four generations of adults

Mom is a bad mom?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help crying again, her voice was very loud, and I don't understand why she suddenly cried, "Mom!" It was heart-piercing.

"Beautiful!"

"Beautiful sister can't be called the fourth generation's wife, why did you lie to me that the fourth generation has a wife? Mom doesn't want me to be with the fourth generation?" Meiya looked at her mother distrustfully.

The female ninja, that is, Hina, has a huge headache. Could it be that she wants to tell Meiya that his dream lover brother is older than her? cute!

Yangna was a bit afraid to think about the reason why Madam denied the relationship with the fourth generation. Although the two of them are not married, it is not because Madam is too young. She heard that Mizukage-sama intends to get married this winter. But Madam clearly objected... No, she felt the danger!She has to pick a time to take on the task of nursing home that she can't return to the village for several years, and the employer can still allow her to take the child with her.As for her husband, Mizukage is a diehard, so he probably won't die.

"Let's take our leave first." Yangcai said, grabbed her daughter and left like the wind.

Me: "..." What are you doing, it seems like I'm scary.

I came home with a bag of vegetables and found Yakura here. It’s not surprising. I used to live in Yakura’s yard, but it’s not under the same roof. On weekdays, Yakura came to see me only in the yard. Here, like this uninvited, or wait a while, I put down the dishes, washed my hands and made tea, "Why are you here?"

"Can't I come?"

Yagura returned very angrily.

He heard that Daole denied being his wife in the vegetable market. Does she still want to leave him?

Yakura didn't stand up, I stood with him like a 155 petite and cute girlfriend standing with a 185 boyfriend, and said bluntly that I can hold Yakura in my arms without any pressure The wall slammed him, he could still surround him, and he could block him as if I was the only one on the bed... So Yakura hardly faced my majestic body.

However, I also have doubts, why Yagura doesn’t use the transformation technique? It’s not difficult to maintain a tall appearance with his Chakra, and it’s also easy to change the appearance of this Zhengtai’s adult body. Tan.

So why not do it!

I believe that many people have the same concerns as me but dare not ask.

I thought about it for a moment, and comforted Yakura for the sake of flowers, "I just said what I said."

Yagura didn't have the skill of "no matter what you say, I don't listen to you, you just don't love me and don't care about me anymore". Hearing this, his face turned pale, "Our wedding is scheduled for the end of the year, you... get ready."

Nasty Tongyan Zhengtai!

I ignored Yagura arrogantly, what else could he do if he hit me, "You have already made up your mind, why bother to ask me? I don't feel well, you can go."

No one has ever dared to disobey Yakura since he became the village head, and Yakura is actually a straight male cancer despite being cute. He has always despised a man who is submissive to his wife. Criticizing her subordinates, she educated Dole Kazutsu to let her know who her husband is, to obey her husband's advice, and regard her husband as the god, but some people couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly controlled what Yagura was about to say next.

I sneered, "What do you want to say to me? Master Fourth?"

At this time, the spirit of Uchiha Obito has already occupied Yakura's mind, and he will not find himself being controlled. If Uchiha Obito would not do something too outrageous, such as wearing the shell of Yakura Yakura Go and help the old lady cross the road or something.Reasonable behavior will become "you must have a brain problem to do this."

Although Obito who replaced Goju Yakura is also a loser in love, at least he will put down his body to coax people.

Obito, who despises Yakura for flirting with girls, is inferior to five-year-old children, and said in Yakura's tone: "Tomorrow is the biggest sea god festival in the land of water, can you come with me?"

I couldn't help but take a big step back.

Yagura is not possessed by something, why is he speaking in such a disgusting tone? !

"Yakura, be normal!" I rubbed my arm with goosebumps, three years of easy life, even an evil god like me who once set off a bloody storm has fallen, and I can't even feel the breath of a demon.

Obito Uchiha's smile froze, this guy Yagura is a waste, even a gentle word can scare people, isn't he usually able to pretend to be a gentleman in front of people?He fully manipulated Yakura's spirit, and he quickly understood that this guy Yakura actually cared so much about his height, he was extremely inferior and wanted to control everything, and he always thought that Doraku would despise him and leave him because of this.Three years passed in such an uneasy way.

Obito thought, if this continues, even if Yakura gets married at the end of the year, he won't dare to do anything to her, maybe he won't even dare to sleep with her.

"That's it, I'll pick you up at six o'clock tomorrow morning."

Back at the Mizukage Tower, Obito returned the control of his body to Yakura. Yakura's eyes were tinged with confusion, and he seemed to be a little confused. He didn't dare to say the sentence "Do you not want to be with me", because he was afraid.

At this time, I was eating melon seeds and fruits with Erlang's legs crossed, trying not to pick my ears, "What are you talking about, how much does Yagura like me?"

A bastard who looks like the Danganronpa mysterious creature Monokuma... yes, it is an absolute choice, and he suddenly told me that I can materialize by accumulating enough points!I have a dangerous guess that those credits might be mine!mine!

"Why aren't yours and mine ours?" Absolute Option said indifferently.

I was full of evil thoughts, thinking of Absolute Option’s oppression over the years and the deprivation of countless benefits that should belong to me more cruelly than drinking blood, I stretched out my hand towards Absolute Option.

Absolute Option ate without any pressure with its doll-like body. Suddenly, a big sinister hand grabbed his neck and strangled him to death. The fluffy cloth had holes dug out by his fingers.

I pulled Absolute Option's head with one hand and legs with the other, and he split his corpse in an instant.The white cotton wadding was scattered in the wind, mixed with my blood and tears, and when I lowered my head, another identical black and white bear appeared out of nowhere, lying sprawled on the table, mouthing a walnut, both Kewpie and the black and white bear One died and another popped up, I threw the torn puppet beside Absolute Option, "Don't you eat it?"

"Are you stupid? Can that thing be eaten?"

I'm weak, and I can't even kill him. If this goes on, I'm afraid I will be driven crazy. Does the absolute option have no weakness?When will I be able to stand up as a serf and sing.

Absolute option: "Oh, you asked me how much Yagura Yagura likes you. It's 40, so what's the accident?"

"No, he is so in love with me that he is about to become sickly. You tell me that he only has 40 favorability for me. I have also played R18 games, okay. 40 favorability level belongs to the passer-by level, right? Yakura What's going on in your brain circuit?"

"Don't worry." With the absolute option of the entity, I am in a good mood and answer the question simply, "The problem is not with him, but with you. He always feels that you will leave him because of his insecurity. Yagura's idea is that if one day If you leave him, he will kill you. A woman who betrays him is not worthy of affection."

Oh, I really learned a lot after meeting Yakura.

The absolute option took out a document called "Force Majeure Caused the Death of Aboriginal People", which stated conclusively that the uncivilized aborigines should not be treated with violence. Trapped on his feet, "Any mentally handicapped person can type now? Why didn't there be such a thing before."

"Updated."

"Who asked you to update it?! It's quite strange not to update things on weekdays. What about my property panel and system store?"

"No, I'm just an option without those things."

I sneered, "You think I can believe it?"

"It doesn't matter whether you believe me or not, anyway, the facts are here."

where?Are you black?

I was forced to choose the clothes for the date by the absolute option, and I was a verbal engagement after knowing each other for three years, but I didn't ask me) Yagura finally asked me out.

"What else are you dissatisfied with? Didn't Yakura spend all the salary of the village head and the profits of the industry on you? You can live comfortably in Wunin Village if you want to spend money and blame Yakura for not coming. Accompany you? Aren't you very cold every time he comes over?"

I was very embarrassed by the absolute option, as if I was obviously not interested in Yakura but reluctantly dealt with him for his money, Yakura's heart was broken... Can you blame me?I didn't ask for anything he was willing to give me. Is it against morality not to take the initiative, refuse or be responsible these days?

I am very sad, there is less and less soil for our new human beings to live in.

I pushed open the door of the ten-meter-long wardrobe.

Seeing these exquisite kimonos that would sell for hundreds of thousands of yen or even millions of yen in the 21st century, I felt a little guilty in my heart. Yagura is really good at making money.

"Shall I tell you how much Yakura has spent in the past three years?"

I was very guilty, "Then, then what I have is gold bricks, at best I will pay him ten times!"

"I gave you those gold bricks." Absolute Option said, and the gold bricks disappeared from the system space in an instant.

I yelled out, "Are you on my side or Yakura's side!"

I said in the tone of 'are you on the side of d or on the side of the people'.

"For the glory of the Horde and the gods of the north, for justice."

Ever since I had the physical absolute option, I have become very talkative, standing on the bed and criticizing my outfit, "This one is not good, big red, looks old and looks like Yakura's mother, tender pink? Are you trying to say that Yakura is too old ?Orange, too bright, Yakura may not like it."

"Why should I let him like me to wear whatever I want?"

"These days the benefactor's father has to live on his knees, and the one who owes money is the uncle."

I wore a blue kimono that I hadn't worn since I ordered it. I looked at the absolute option, "Last year's style is outdated."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll push you down the toilet."

Actually, I look good in anything. Speaking of which...this seems like my first date? ! ! !

I couldn't believe it and quickly recalled what seemed to be 17 years but was actually 70 years. For such a long time, I didn't have any dating experience! ! !I have never gone to the movies with a cute boy, nor have I been with Ji|Ji. My love life is blank. Could it be that I have already agreed to skip the dating step.

Once, I was also a girl who dreamed of dating, but now...Yakura!You are an angel!

My favorability for Yakura suddenly soared, not only gave me money to spend, but never asked where I spent it, and even took me to a festival date!I'm not a No-Maj, who is lukewarm towards Yakura.

I said to Absolute Option deeply: "I should treat Yakura better."

The absolute option revealed a black question mark face.

Realizing that Yakura is actually a treasure, I first replaced the tight vest and boxer pants with cute and sexy girls' underwear, and sprayed on perfume. ——I’m sure you’ll be able to see the flowers of Yakura today.

However, when I was thinking about how to spend a perfect day with Yakura in the way of an adult dating, the adult Yakura panicked. He tried hard to look confident but failed, and the file could not be read. I can't listen to Anbu's report, why this year's Chunin exam will be held in Konoha Village, who will be sent to attend the house, and Yakura who will play the prestige of Kirinin and the like will go in the left ear and out the right ear.

"...Let Terumi Mei come here."

Terumi Mei, Yakura's junior, is a rare potential stock in Kiri Ninja Village in recent years, and her hair color is exactly the same as Doraku's.

Terumi Mei was a little apprehensive to receive the summons from the fourth generation. Who knows, because she has a family, but the wife may be probably tired of it, which caused Yagura's slightly better temper to rise again, especially today. That kind of rumors flowed out.

Terumi Mei shook her head, definitely not true!

The fourth generation is so cute, how can any woman not like it!

Completely ignoring that the fourth generation is the type that girls under ten years old will like, and girls who have entered puberty like green teenagers who are drawing sticks.

Three years have passed, and the fourth generation still has the face of Shota, neither growing nor growing.Although I heard that some men will have a growth period after the age of 20, but that is around the age of 25, and the fourth generation has obviously passed this stage.

At this time, she can only comfort herself that men rely on strength to pursue their spouses, and superficially don't put their figure in the strength options.

"Fourth Mizukage-sama." Terumi Mei greeted very seriously, for fear that Yakura would pick on him. "Excuse me, do you have any missions?" Is it because she doesn't like her and ask her to assassinate the high-level officials of some village? Looking at the mature defection experience, the fourth generation is also strange. After the defection, it will be over after a symbolic chase for a while, and it doesn't seem to be burning with anger at all.

"It's not a mission." Yakura didn't know how to speak, "Terumi Mei..."

What killer move does the fourth generation want? The aura is so scary, she quickly stood at attention, "Yes, yes! Just order!"

Yagura frowned, "I asked Doraku to go to the Sea God Festival, what do I need to do?"

Terumi Mei: "Huh?"

"Eh!!!"

Was it originally for the dating experience?Terumi Mei is a little distressed, although she is beautiful, big breasts, thin waist, full of hormones, she is the most popular big sister in Wunin village, but it also caused her eyes to rise slowly, and the young talents in Wunin village seem to be faulted Well, she used to be a little bit interested in not cutting again. Although the aesthetics are too poisonous, she is also a rare young Zhou Zheng in Wunin Village. Could it be possible to consider Kisame?

Forget it or.

Terumi Mei didn't think in the direction that Kisame looked down on her at all.

She sighed, Wu Ninja Village is really a good man withered, compared to other villages with a lot of talents... But I still have to blame the fourth generation, if he hadn't wiped out the Xueji Ninja, there would be only a few Minazuki and Ghost Lantern clans left Single seedling.She seriously doubts that Yakura can't stand those ninjas with noble blood, heirs, and beauty dangling in front of him. You must know that the Minazuki clan is notoriously beautiful, far surpassing the Uchiha clan.

Although the men and women of their clan can only be inferred from their bust and voice, there have been many incidents in the village where men who strike up a conversation mistakenly identify the gender of a man from the Minazuki clan and are beaten violently.

All kinds of thoughts flashed by, and Terumi Mei seriously thought about the fourth generation of goals. Dating, of course, you have to dress up first.

In fact, everyone in the village thinks that the most suitable woman for the fourth generation is Yuri Lin, who is a member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen. Her height is similar, and Yuri Lin also has a loli body and a loli face. Yuri Ume did not pretend to speak, and everyone guessed that Yuri must not meet Yakura's aesthetics.There are ninjas who have noticed that Yakura-sama prefers mature women like her who are plump, sexy, and have long legs.

Yagura-sama is also single based on his strength.

If Yakura hadn't been too high-sighted, there would be quite a few qualified women willing to marry him. After all, he was Mizukage, and his status and strength alone would make people flock to him.

Terumi Mei sighed slightly.

Yagura's clothes are very simple, Kage's uniform, a few sets of combat uniforms, and that's it.

Terumi Mei: "..." This is really expected.

"Hey, that won't work."

Yagura didn't speak, and Terumi thought for a while and said, "You should change into new clothes, which can make you more handsome." She wanted to say that it would make you more cute, but she regretted her life.

It’s definitely too late to go shopping now. Fortunately, there are ninjutsu, and transformation requires a reference or imagination to become what you want. It’s too difficult for Yagura to think of “handsome” clothes.

"My lord four generations, I have changed into your appearance, so just follow my appearance."

Yagura agreed.

Terumi Mei quickly completed the seal of the transformation technique, and after the white smoke passed, a tall, handsome man with gray-green long hair and wearing a white Shinto robe appeared on the stage.

Yagura could not help but tilt his head back fifteen degrees to see the man's face clearly.

The bun face was gone, replaced by a chiseled handsome face.

Yakura: "..."

What happened to the fourth generation suddenly becoming smaller?

Terumi Mei looked at the mirror suspiciously——I'm sorry! ! !

The big guys often play the game [What would it look like if the fourth generation grew up] every time they drink, every time Terumimei wins with super exquisite appearance and gorgeous and romantic costumes, it's good now, it has become a habit.

Terumi Mei rubbed her hands with a strong will to survive, "That... Lord Fourth, I can explain it!"