Absolutely retarded option

Terumi Mei was kicked out of Mizukage Tower, Yakura didn't intend to really kill her, but the other people looked at her like "Fuck, Mizukage-sama wants to kill you, how dare you run away"!

Of course, do you want to run away and wait to be killed?Could it be that those idiots didn't run away when the fourth generation killed people?

Maybe the fourth generation didn't intend to really kill people at first, but you didn't run away after seeing that I was going to kill you... With the temper of the fourth generation, you must be angry, "What's the use of subordinates who can't even run away?" !” Kill a few more and they will learn how to escape.

Suddenly, there is a kind of unraveling of why Zabuzhan defected and defected to the fourth generation, and why he didn't give the order to kill him.

Terumi Mei ran out of the village and hid for a day, and returned to the village secretly in the early morning of the next day. Nothing happened. Ghost Lantern Moon was surprised when she saw her, "You dare to come back! You were chased and killed by the fourth generation and you still don't betray the village? Why don't you contact him first, I have his contact address."

"Since when did the relationship between you two get so good?" Terumi Mei asked suspiciously.

Ghost Lantern Full Moon sighed: "Zai Bu Zhan and I made an appointment to rebel against the village together, but I was timid and Za Bu Zhan left and I didn't. He hated me to death."

Terumi Mei: Why is it so gay in gay.

Guideng Manyue asked gossipingly: "What is the fourth generation looking for you?"

"Confidential, can't say."

"What secrets does a village have? Can I still betray you?"

"I don't think so if I don't cut it again."

Terumi Mei's mouth was tightly shut, and Ghost Lantern Moon didn't even cry.

In a blink of an eye, it was dawn, and I stayed up all night.

I can't sleep, I'm going on a date soon!

"What's the matter with your black eyes?"

"It's not dark circles, it's lying silkworms. Do you feel like a mixed race?"

Yagura was already waiting for me in the yard after I changed my clothes and went out. She was wearing a white and gold Shinto robe, and she was surprisingly handsome and cute.

What a handsome boy!

Yagura seemed satisfied with my outfit, "It's beautiful."

But I forgot a fatal problem, that is, the capital of the country of water is at least half a day away from Wunin Village!

So the way Yakura invited me to see the Sea God Festival was to run with me on his shoulders!

The wind messed with my hair, which I've been grooming for at least an hour!The north wind howls, my heart is sad!

Tangerine Yakura!

"You put me down!" I kicked my legs hard on his thin back, no, I must not reveal the fact that I can hit more than him before I pick up the flowers!

Obito, who was worried about Yakura following behind (trailer), had a kidney pain and helped the tree. The girl in fancy clothes leaned against the tree panting, holding her stomach and pointing at Yakura's nose, out of breath. He said angrily, "Tell me, tell me honestly, what do you think that you actually want to carry me to the Sea God Festival!"

Yagura: "Could it be that you want to walk? It takes half a day to get there with your feet. If you take a car..."

What gave you the courage to open your eyes and tell lies!

"Yakura, I feel sorry for you, I'm not going, I'm going back."

Yagura stopped me, and said in an unreasonable tone: "Doraku, don't be willful."

I bought a watch last year!

I willful?You were still breastfeeding when I was self-willed, Yakura, you really pissed me off, although I can’t reveal that I’m a Saiyan, but the fist can still move, I hit Yakura’s face with one fist , flew him out and broke a dozen trees that were as thick as several people hugged them!As if Tsunade found out that Jiraiya was peeping!

Compared with the physical pain, Yagura was more psychologically unbelievable, he was actually blown out like this?So easy, how much strength does this girl have?It wasn't taijutsu or ninjutsu, it was just physical strength. He was well-informed and immediately thought of Senju Tsunade's strange power fist.

Why do some women look thin and weak but are comparable to monsters?

Yakura vomited a mouthful of blood and struggled to wriggle, unable to get up, at least half of the bone was broken.

I trotted over, "How are you doing?"

Yagura remained motionless.

Looking at me sadly with the same posture as Ma Rong, is it stupid?Who would have thought that the village head could be so fragile?It's not my fault, Yakura is holding back the village chiefs!

Yakura couldn't move, so it was up to me. I grabbed his intact ankle and dragged Yakura back to the village. Fortunately, we had just left the village.

Kiri Ninja, who was looking at the gate, was so frightened that he almost exploded on the spot, "Fourth Generation!!!"

Didn't I say that if you saw the fourth generation's embarrassing appearance and dared to come to you, wouldn't you be afraid that the fourth generation would put on small shoes for you?

"How are you? Madame! What happened? Have you met the enemy?"

Co-authors, you already know that Yakura and I have a date for the Sea God Festival?

"There are no enemies."

"The injuries of the four generations of adults..."

"I accidentally hit it."

Ninja: "..." We don't believe it, don't lie to us.

The medical team rushed to take Yakura away. I said ten thousand times that I really hit him. A loyal Yakura jumped out and asked me to punch him to prove that what I said was true. Such a cheap request to me It was the only time in my life, "Then I will do it." I held my white and tender little hand.

The loyal Mizukage sneered, "Please."

This guy seems to have disliked me a long time ago, so I don't need to show mercy, "You might die if I punch you."

The idiot smiled proudly, "It's okay, you can do it."

In his sight, my fist magnified instantly, and hit his face with an arrogant smile impartially.

Medical team: "Hurry up, save people!!"

It didn't take long for the whole village to know that I was a woman who could kill Mizukage with one punch, and they kindly nicknamed me Mrs. One Punch.

... really interesting villagers.

Yakura was wrapped into rice dumplings. When I went to see him, he had a serious face. I coughed dryly and sat on the edge of the bed, "How about I peel an orange for you? Or do you want to eat bananas."

The nurse tremblingly said, "The fourth generation's jaw is broken and he can't eat." She seemed to be blaming me for beating someone in the face.

Just a joke, what's the point of hitting someone but not in the face?

"Then what does he eat?"

The nurse pointed to the tube, and I touched Yakura's ... bandage in distress, "You have worked hard."

Of course, the village cannot be without an owner for a day. If Yakura falls down, someone will naturally have to undertake the village affairs. However, considering Yakura's self-willedness and the degree of supervision over his one-acre three-point land, whoever acts as Mizukage's agent will be found fault after the fact. Dangerous, the high-level executives conspired and pushed the position of Mizukage's agent to me, saying with certainty that Kirinin Village, as Yakura's private property, of course it is appropriate for my wife to supervise it.

I hypocritically declined: "This is not appropriate, Wu Ninja Village is public property..."

What nonsense, Mist Ninja Village is clearly the private property of the fourth generation, and the big guy said righteously: "Madam, the village belongs to Master Yagura, so naturally you should manage it."

Yagura's obscenity is so powerful.

"That's fine, but I don't know how to manage the village. If something goes wrong...I'll explain to Yakura myself." If Yakura doesn't understand, just beat him up, anyway, it's legal.

As a new official, I was warmly welcomed by the whole village. Many people sent gifts. It took several days to unpack the box. Mizukage Assistant also brought an orphan who was said to be from the Minazuki clan. He looks very much like Boya Hancock's little brother, and his smile is very attractive. He asked me if I want to hire a secretary, or a male secretary.

Although I was a little moved, I still felt that these people were a little bit excited after Yakura was admitted to the hospital. Was Yakura injured or dead? Are you happy too early?

Yagura's serious injury was unexpected by Uchiha Obito, but what he needs is to control all the rights of Mizukage, and it's the same for another person.

Just when Uchiha Obito wanted to control me, the spirit body got into my brain, and I, who was far stronger in soul power than him, easily controlled him, and mercilessly took off Obito's mask, Obito frightened Broken, I finally realized that I am not a village girl Minazuki Michiru.

But it was too late, I grabbed Obito's neck, "Blind boy, you are so arrogant, what are you trying to do by running into a girl's body?" A pinch on the chest muscle.

Obito: "..."

He, was he molested? ! !

I touched it again very calmly, "Very good."

Obito: Why does it look like he sent it to your door on purpose?

Immediately he found that the opponent's spirit was much stronger than his, and it was too late to withdraw at this time, Obito asked in a deep voice: "Who are you?"

It's strange why so many people like to ask the same question, I said: "Meeting is fate, name doesn't matter."

"You admit that you are not from the Minazuki clan."

Me: "I just hate people in this world."

Yes, I hate the world.

I glanced at Obito out of the corner of my eye, the absolute option to hide his figure, no one saw him sitting on Obito's shoulders, Obito felt a little heavy on his shoulders, maybe he was old?It's just that I hate the world... This way of appearing is somewhat similar to Uchiha Madara.

"As long as the person I hate is still alive, my existence will not disappear. Now I am just a ghost of the Minazuki clan..."

[I am the ghost of the Uchiha clan] Once upon a time, Uchiha Madara also said this to him when he was young.Uchiha Obito felt warmth from this sentence, "You want to kill Yakura, he is my pawn."

I seem to have mastered the trick of communicating with Shen Jingbing, "Of course, I have no intention of killing him."

Thinking of the "marriage contract" between Minazuki Doraku and Kutachi Yakura, the natural conspirator Uchiha Obito understood something.

"You are such a dangerous woman." Yakura was beaten like that, but she didn't intend to kill her. Knowing the character of Yakura, Obito felt incredible.

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It seemed that Obito was successfully stabilized, so I took over the affairs of Wunin Village, and handled it in an orderly manner. The economy of Wunin Village is booming and has friendly business contacts with several countries. My support rate has increased rapidly... But the scene is good Not long after, the Akatsuki organization started a plan to extract the tailed beasts, and Yakura, who had just half recovered from his injuries, was taken away by Uchiha Obito without any resistance.

See me before you die.

"I...you..."

It’s over.

If you have anything to say, say it clearly before you die!

At the end of the day I still haven't dated and I'm a widower!

Who will be responsible, Hun Dan!

But the good news is that Yakura went through a battle before he died, holding a weapon hook with a flower on it, I almost gritted my teeth when I heard the absolute option said the mission was completed!It turns out that the flowers on the hook are really hooks!

"It's because you have too much yellow waste in your mind, don't blame me." Absolute Option said treacherously with a black and white bear face.

Obviously you deliberately misled me.

"Let's forget it, I'll find you the latest and hottest episodes, how about it?"

Isn't this as unappetizing as some parents' way of apologizing is "eating"?

Although I am extremely dissatisfied, I still swallow my anger. When will this kind of day be the end?But maybe my tragic experience moved the heavens. On the way when I inherited the legacy of my deceased husband and became a real Mizukage and participated in the meeting of the five major powers, an AI who claimed to be a leader in the system field found me and wanted to secretly communicate with me about the song. Three are absolute options!

I'm so excited!

"I have to say that Your Excellency has a very good vision."

It's just that I am bound to the absolute option, how can I change the system at will.

The junior AI said: "You don't know, the guy with the absolute mental retardation option is rubbish, your subordinate panel, benefits, skill points, experience points, system mall, task rewards, novice gift packs, free card draws every day, sign-in rewards, Mission drops, Points Mall, Achievement Gift Pack... Wait, didn't he give you any?"

Although I had a hunch, so many benefits that should belong to me but were deducted by the absolute option still made me dizzy, "There are so many?"

The black and white bear who is exactly the same as the absolute option shook his head: "Our system is a win-win situation with the host, but the absolute mental retardation option just treats the host as a slave, and he has been doing this for a day or two, because he has a backer and no one dares to mess with him. .”

Why is your system world as materialistic as human society?

"I don't know what your options are?"

"I am the absolute love option, a system with the main purpose of falling in love! Help the host realize Su Tiansudi's dream, and all the worlds you have been to before can be refreshed and come back again!"

I shook my head excitedly, "You mean I can meet a new Akashi?"

The absolute love option said: "That's right, it's just that you have been with the absolute retarded option for so long, and the sequelae are obvious."

He said it very tactfully, and I said dejectedly: "I know I'm already mentally retarded." It's too difficult to change into a little fairy again.

"It's time to test your acting skills."

"Leave this aside, how do I get rid of the absolute option?"

"Although it hurts a little, but I will take it easy."

Why are these words so strange?

At this time, the absolute love option turned into a ball of golden light and rushed towards my brain. The moment I entered, I felt the mixed emotions of absolute mental retardation option: "Absolute love option!! Why are you here! Dao Leyan Get him out!"

Although my head hurts, I smiled happily, "Absolutely mentally retarded option, you also have today!"

"Dao Leyan, you don't understand what you are doing!"

I sneered, "Even if it's driving tigers and devouring wolves, I, Dao Leyan, will admit it!"

"Is that why you hate me so much?"

"Is it possible that I still love you?"

With me opening the back door, the absolute love option is in full swing, and the absolute mentally retarded option has been defeated steadily. Seeing the victory is in sight, I didn't expect the absolute mentally retarded option to have enough energy to come back. I don't care about my fragile brain at all, the absolute love option said anxiously : "Both of our systems have errors, and we are about to leave this time and space! You must take care of yourself and bring you the gold! I don't know when I will see you next time, and I may not wake up again." ..."

I couldn't help but shed tears, the absolute love option is so gentle and considerate, I caught a pile of gold bricks thrown by her, took off Mizukage's white robe and wrapped it up, a ninja knocked on the door a few minutes later: " Fifth Mizukage-sama, the meeting is about to start, Mizukage-sama? Mizukage-sama!"

The ninja opened the door and saw the mess in the room, he shouted: "It's bad! Mizukage-sama is gone!"