Absolutely retarded option

But...Yakura?

I instantly remembered the note drawn in the borrowing race, which said the flower on Yakura Tintin.

My sinful eyes glanced down from his face, is there really a flower?

What a special hobby.

"Mizunazuki Doraku."

Daole is calling me, but who allows you to give me a surname at will, you want to get the naming right without spending money, it's too beautiful to think.

"I'm Mizukage Kutachi Yakura, the Fourth Mizukage."

Fuck, he was still a village chief, young and promising.

"I'm 25 years old."

I put on an expression that although we are cute, it doesn't mean we are easy to cheat, and every eyebrow shows suspicion.

"I am your fiancé."

Now I couldn't bear it anymore, "You said yes? Who gave you the courage?"

Yagura has already figured out how to lie to her, "Mrs. Mizukage has been looking for it from all the big blood successor families. You belong to the Minazuki clan..."

"I'm not from the Minazuki clan!"

Yagura glanced at me, and said slowly, with a certain confidence in me, "You are a branch. In order to avoid disaster, many families will separate a branch to hide their names."

It is certainly not the first time he has lied so skillfully.

"You have no evidence."

"There is evidence." Yakura took out the marriage certificate, which was signed by "my" parents.

This thing is fake, I can't refute him yet.Because I'm a fake.

The agreed-upon polarized practice has something to do with the Four Generations of Mizukage. Could it be that the script I got was "A part of her soul and memory are missing...", wouldn't that person be a fool?

Seeing that I was stubborn and impatient, Yakura knocked me out.

Naturally, I didn't faint, after all, my physical fitness surpassed that of the tailed beast.

Such a small Yakura is carrying such a big (relatively) me running in the dark Uchiha clan. If I have light skills and fly over walls, ha!

Uchiha Sasuke didn't sleep, he hung Pangji in the yard and hid behind the window to investigate the situation of Pangji's thief, when he suddenly saw someone running across the roof with a long-haired woman on his back.

is the enemy!

The enthusiastic boy Uchiha Sasuke jumped out of the window and ran towards the enemy. The enemy's strength was unknown, and he was worried that he was not an opponent. Sasuke sent a rescue signal to the sky.

The flame exploded, and the location was identified, and the ninja on duty rushed over quickly.

Yakura wanted to sneak into the village to shoot guns, but he didn't expect to be discovered by a child.

Yakura was coming towards Sasuke, and within a few seconds they met each other. Under the moonlight, both of them saw each other. Sasuke suddenly felt ridiculous and stopped, "Whose child are you? You don't sleep at night and do it behind your back." What... Dorothy-san?!" Sasuke recognized me from the color of my hair.

Hearing the murderous intent flashed in Yakura's eyes, Sasuke seemed to be looking at a dead person.

Sasuke held the shuriken, which was severely worn. This shuriken was a gift from his father on his fifth birthday, and the edge was already very thin after repeated polishing.

After all, in Konoha Village, Yakura didn't dare to trust him, and Sasuke is not a child who can do it in seconds, so Yakura wanted to bypass Sasuke.

"stop!"

Naturally, Sasuke couldn't catch up with Yakura, and he was extremely anxious, why hasn't the ninja on duty come yet?

I am consoling, Sasuke, what a nice boy.

Sasuke watched helplessly as the enemy plundered Sister Doraku, and Konoha and the Chunin finally arrived a few minutes later.Hokage was extremely angry, years of ease had made Konoha Village's defenses so slack, since the death of Hyuga Nichisai, anyone can come to Konoha Village as if no one was there?

"Who was taken captive?"

"It's the owner of [Uchiha Roasted Kidney] shop, about 12 years old this year."

"Where's the enemy?"

"I don't know, we didn't catch up with him. Uchiha Sasuke was the first to discover the enemy's traces and sent a rescue signal."

According to Uchiha Sasuke's description, Sarutobi Hiruzen had a ridiculous guess.

Four generations of Mizukage, Goji Yakura.

With a headache, Yagura ran to Konoha alone and took away a girl who was not on the household registration...I couldn't think of the reason.

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After running all night, Yakura stopped, found a cave, quickly lit a fire, swallowed two Bingliang pills, and started cooking.

I closed my eyes and my stomach rumbled.

"You wake up, get up and eat."

It's not that I dislike Yakura, you know Akashi also has a shotai period, but Teiko had 155 when he first entered school, last time he sneaked to Akashi's house to spy on him, Akashi was almost 180.

Yagura handed me a skewer of roasted venison legs with an attitude of "whether you agree or not, she is my woman", but while I was eating, I was thinking about how to politely reject him.

Is it okay to use the reason "you are too short to kiss"?

Soon, one deer leg was eaten, and Yakura glanced at my stomach calmly.

During this period, Yagura has been avoiding standing on the same level as me.

When I saw him, I thought of Fei Tan, he was finally able to claim the title of the shortest adult male.

"I'm not full yet." I squinted my mouth and looked at Yakura. Yakura Yakiniku's hand stopped, and with a hum, he took out a shuriken and put it on the fire for a while to sterilize it. Afterwards, he quickly sliced ​​another plate of meat for him. I, very careful, just let me find no reason to get mad.

It's been a long time since anyone has been so attentive to me.

I suddenly understood the mentality of a woman who "marries a man who treats me well".

I, in the loli shell, sighed vicissitudes of life, at a certain age or something.

It was raining outside, and Yakura said, "I'm resting here today, the conditions are poor, please bear with me."

He thought that with a skin that was younger than me, he would be able to appear as a peer. I really don't know if you say that you are older than me?

I closed my eyes and thought that if Yakura wanted to do something to me regardless of reproductive isolation, I would be able to get the flowers, beat him up, and leave this damn place, but Yakura is an extremely honest gentleman who is leaning against the stone wall and falling asleep Didn't look at me.At dawn, he ignored my struggle and put me on his shoulders. This posture with the big head down is easy to bruise, and I can't bite his ass.

"Don't move around." Yagura warned me.

There are no black knights in this world, so I was taken back to Wunin Village by Yagura. The village held a celebration in Wunin Village. Red silk was hung on the trees, and the villagers were beaming. All the shops had [-]% off today. and other benefits information.

"Fourth generation! Fourth generation master!"

"It's Madam! Madam is so beautiful!"

I followed behind Yagura, enjoying the attention.

The big guy is very enthusiastic about Yakura. He is so popular in Wunin Village. I can't tell. Could it be that the village of blood mist is a lie?It's just that Yakura is the peacock type who wants to let everyone know when he falls in love. This kind of pressure is really great. The kind of people who say that they don't want to be found out about their puppy love after they get together are actually just thinking about it. Scumbags are my type.

You have to be sneaky, otherwise how can you cheat.

Maybe because I felt nervous, Yakura stretched out his small hand with his back to me, because my hand is bigger than Yakura's hand, so I can hold it just right... Don't be too happy, I will grow up .

Sooner or later, I will grow to 1.7 meters. By that time, how should Yakura come out? Don't talk about squatting when kissing, but change it to big splits.

A few brave ninja girls even gave me flowers and gave Yagura a nostalgic look.

I finally caught Yagura's handle, and when I got to his house, I grabbed his wrist, "Say! Why did that female ninja look at you like that just now, did you have something in the past!"

It was the first time Yakura saw what it was like for a woman to make trouble without reason, "..."

"Nunin..." Yagura thought for a while before confirming who it was, "You mean Asagiri, she grew up with me..."

grow up together?People grow up but you don't.

The divergent thinking that I am proud of suddenly thought that if Yakura and I gave birth to a child, he asked me that I did not screen out genes so casually when I was looking for a man, how should I explain it?In a better way, the lifespan of a ninja is not long, and the fourth Mizukage was pulled out of Jinchuriki and died within five years. I am still so tender. Yakura must have to raise it for a few years. Maybe it is a posthumous child. Well, just call Citrus Peter Pan and tell him he's from Neverland...

etc!Why is the default surname Goju and not Daole? !

The surname is simply a harm to the patriarchal society, so there should be no surname. My cub is called Peter Pan.

"Doraku." Yakura yelled for an unknown number of times, "Why are you in a daze?"

Because of love, because of responsibility.

The two of us looked at each other for more than ten seconds, but I didn't feel the charming atmosphere at all. There is always a feeling of ltp about something with Yakura.

After making arrangements, Yakura left, leaving the village for many days and accumulated a lot of official affairs that needed to be reviewed by him personally.

I sat in front of the mirror and sighed, why am I so beautiful.

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I took a good look in the mirror. If the appearance could score seven points when the absolute option was activated, now... one hundred points.I always thought it was a natural growth, could it be that the absolute option also has the function of enhancing beauty?

【Yes, I have. 】

"You never mentioned it, okay?"

[There is no need to mention the useless functions. 】

"What is a useless function? It is obviously the most important function for girls! And don't be fooled by my attribute panel, I must have this thing! How many levels am I now? How much is the full level? Opening the attribute panel will exhaust you No way? Give me back my skill slot, skill points, experience points and achievements!"

【Who gave your dog guts, Yakura? 】

I have a p relationship with Yakura, and I, Dao Leyan, must rely on myself to become a wealthy family and also rely on myself to become the god of strategy.

I was in a stalemate with the absolute option for a while, and he also charged me with [-] volts. Unfortunately, I am no longer a piece of trash who would kill the ball with a random electric shock. [-] volts are no more than static electricity for me now, and the absolute option understands What does it mean to keep tigers infested.

The absolute option repeatedly states that there is absolutely no such thing as a property panel, believe it and you will be damned.