Absolutely retarded option

And I slowly unfolded the note I was clutching in my hand.

Draw a card, of course I can't lose my share, I saw the note read: Get the flower on the hook of the fourth Mizukage Yakura.

flower?

On the hook?

Yakura's penis is tied with flowers. Is this some kind of barbaric custom?

Also, Yakura is that one, I don't know!

Kakashi: "Obito, you are Obito!"

Three generations of Hokage: "Oshemaru, is it Orochimaru?"

Grandma Chiyo: "Scorpion, you are a scorpion!"

The touching scene of the meeting, but I didn't want to watch it again. My mind was full of four generations of Mizukage and the flowers on his penis.

At this time, the spies of Wunin Village who were lurking in the crowd saw me, and they were excited: Mrs. Fourth, it is Mrs. Fourth!

Mizukage-sama must be notified immediately.

After everyone was like this, Obito got Kakashi's mask as he wished, and he set it on fire after getting it.

Kakashi: Burn what you have worked so hard to get?I don't understand you Uchiha very well.

The "magus" was lifted, Nagato's face was ugly, Akatsuki was so exposed.Orochimaru squeezed the toad that forced Jiraiya to psychic out. It is said that Jiraiya was also called out by the three generations of Hokage psychic out of the big horse monkey. A group of ninjas have doubts about Jiraiya's lineage...

A mysterious organization, all members have the strength of a village head, and no one knows that a terrorist organization has appeared under their noses.

——It seems that Uchiha Itachi's loyalty to the village is not that high.

Konoha's high-level eyes flickered.

Although they came by Kamui, Obito didn't intend to take them back generously.

Akatsuki decided to play Konoha.

They just forgot about me.

Weak and weak, I stayed in the ruins and cried silently.

Itachi Uchiha, you are a reckless rabbit.

I don't know why no one noticed me. Even after finishing the fight and clearing up the ruins, the ninjas walked past me without squinting.

Could it be that Hei Zizhe and I are also relatives?

I walked aimlessly on the streets of Konoha without anyone claiming it. There was still rubble piled up and not cleaned up. The refugees lived in the homes of relatives and friends.

I searched everywhere for traces of Naruto but found nothing.

It was agreed that wearing Hokage would definitely pick up Naruto!

Also, Naruto should be about ten years old now and not so easy to pick up.

But what does an IQ of only [-] have to do with age?

I am very dissatisfied.

With nowhere to stay, I walked to the edge of the village, where there were dark houses with no lights.

My eyes fell on the stele of Uchiha next to me.

Very well, I will live here.

Within a few days, Konoha villagers knew that there was a barbecue restaurant on the edge of the Uchiha tribe, called [Uchiha Roasted Kidney].The main dish is Uchiha brand roasted kidneys, and the second main is roasted cold noodles.

I also have a long-term task of selling roasted cold noodles.

What a human fireworks.

I coughed and brushed the roasted kidney with sauce.

Sasuke Uchiha was so angry that someone pretended to be the name of the Uchiha clan. He didn't know that Uchiha was the only one left.

As for Itachi Uchiha, the guy who rebelled against the village, he was automatically expelled from the clan, so he will succeed the clan leader in line.

He, Sasuke Uchiha, the patriarch, opened the door.

"Who are you? How dare you impersonate the Uchiha clan." Not pretending to be a little bit, look at the red hair.

Unexpectedly, the first person who smashed my business was actually a gentleman.

I don't like Mrs.

I can't get enough of their cuteness.

"This land belongs to the Uchiha family?"

Sasuke: "Yes."

"Then what's wrong with my name Uchiha Roasted Kidney? It's just a place name."

Sasuke thought about it, it seemed to be the truth.

"Could it be that you want me to change it to Konoha Village Roasted Kidney? That way the big guy won't know where the shop is." I pointed out Sasuke with a smooth tongue.

"Little patriarch, do you want to collect taxes? After all, I have used your family's territory."

The patriarch's call made Sasuke feel comfortable all over, but... collecting taxes?

Me: "I measured the clan land of your Uchiha clan last night, went around the border line, and found one thing, many of the land that should belong to you have been expropriated by other people without authorization. No one other than me wants to pay the rent and taxes, isn’t that unreasonable? Should I go to Hokage-sama for a review?”

Sasuke Uchiha, as a young master who never touches the sun, knows nothing about the family economy. After all the people in the clan died, the inheritance that should have belonged to her was taken away by the senior management of Konoha Village. There are still people spying on their territory.

Uchiha Sasuke didn't think about this at first, the territory of the Uchiha clan is really too big, they live on the edge of the village, they can expand outward without restraint, when I reminded him, Xiao Zhengtai's face It was dark, and he turned and went out without saying a word. He must have gone to see which daring guy dared to occupy their clan's territory.

This investigation was a big deal, Uchiha Sasuke almost opened his eyes without being stimulated.

A few days ago, the fat times he hung in the yard just disappeared. Today, so many people occupy his territory, it's too deceiving!

Sasuke Uchiha released the fire escape!

"The art of fireball!"

The flames engulfed a large wave of illegal buildings, and the owner of the house escaped from the house in horror. When he saw Sasuke, "Uchiha Sasuke! What are you doing!"

Uchiha Sasuke said lightly: "Clean up the garbage on the edge of the clan."

The man choked, "This is my house!"

"Then you are in the wrong place."

"I'm going to tell Hokage-sama."

Very good, he also wanted to hear what Hokage-sama would say.

The third Hokage had a headache and scratched hard, as if he was wearing a wig. The incident of the Akatsuki invasion had not yet passed, and there was news that Uchiha Sasuke was setting fire everywhere.

"Uchiha Sasuke said he was cleaning up the garbage in the clan ground."

Three generations of Hokage: "...are those houses built in the Uchiha clan?"

"Yes!"

Hokage knew about this, and if there was anything he didn't know about such a large village, he might as well stop being the village head.

It's okay for people to burn garbage in their own homes.

"And..." Anbu hesitated, "Uchiha Sasuke claims to be the patriarch of the Uchiha clan."

At the same time, I served Uchiha Sasuke a plate of sweet roasted kidneys, and said earnestly: "You are the only one left in your family? Very well, the responsibility for revitalizing Uchiha depends entirely on you. There is a famous saying that says Well done: give you a girl, and you can create a nation."

Uchiha Sasuke's little face turned red.

He lowered his head and took a bite of the kidney. In the past, he would have disdain to eat such things as the kidney, but... why the hell is it so delicious!

I think back then I also had a showdown with Yi Le Yi.

No one in this parallel world will remember the glory of my Otsuki Dorayan.

Kuju Yakura finally arrived at Konoha Village, he was going to Urenin Village, Konoha is still closer.

Anbu who discovered Mrs. Fourth has been secretly paying attention to Mrs. news.

"My wife rented a house in the Uchiha tribe and opened a barbecue restaurant, and the business is very booming."

When I arrived at the store, Yakura realized that "very hot" is not enough to describe the situation in the store.

However, a teenage girl stood in the kitchen in the center, and the slow motion of her left and right hands was actually a meal that was cooked too fast. She shouted without raising her head: "Welcome! Please sit down as you like."

Yakura finally found a place to sit down, and the spy said, "The store is self-service, you have to pick it up yourself, and the money is automatically put into the box."

As the spy said, he couldn't sit still and ran to the side of the kitchen to take away a plate of barbecue platter.

Yagura couldn't stop after taking a bite.

Spy: "Such a shop should be opened in Wunin Village."

These words reached Yakura's heart.

He decided to take him away tonight.

Ask the other person's opinion, nonexistent.

ST didn't even ask the princess for her opinion.

Today's business is still very hot, and I can't control the instinct to do business.

Sasuke Uchiha helped me clean up the table after school, and I said, "How dare you bother the patriarch."

Of course, Uchiha Sasuke didn't come here to help, he was very tired in class and actual combat, okay?

...just to hear the voice of the patriarch.

Call more times, call more times.He shouted in his heart.

"Patriarch, this is today's dividend." I handed over a bag of money.

Sasuke took it over, "Too many."

More than his monthly living expenses.

I looked at him lovingly, what kind of life did I live before, "You are the patriarch, this little money is nothing."

Sasuke: "You are two or three years older than me, why do you speak in such a strange tone."

These days, no one in Konoha Village has asked me about my age, as if the collective ignored it, but Sasuke actually noticed?

"Hahahaha." I could only laugh dryly.

"It's too much, take it back." Sasuke honestly refused the money.

I took one from my purse, "Let's go."

Sasuke was still staring at me.

"Then... just sign a contract, and one-fifteenth of your daily income will be used as rent and taxes for you."

Sasuke doesn't know how to calculate accounts, he thinks that one-fifteenth is very little, but it's actually more than the money bag in his hand, and the amount of income is completely up to me.

How deceitful.

After the verbal agreement, Uchiha Sasuke asked the question that had been hovering for a long time, "Are you a relative of the Uchiha clan or something?"

Although the Uchiha clan is very xenophobic, it is not that they have not absorbed foreigners, but those people have to live in the family, and the descendants are all surnamed Uchiha.

I have to say this quote inspired me.

"Hmm..." I looked embarrassed, "It's not very convenient to say."

Sasuke gave me a deep look, nodded and left.

He must have understood something that I did not.

Throw the money into the box and get ready to sleep.But as soon as I turned around, I found a person sitting beside the bed, a child.

He is less than 1 meters tall and has a cute face. Most of the time, I can't tell the face of the person I meet for the first time, unless he is particularly outstanding.Another point is that I can't tell the children's looks, after all, cute children all look alike.So this kid is Honmaru's dagger?

The sword pays the gods?

I tentatively called out, "Are you... from the Toshiro family?" I forgot again that it actually belonged to the Awataguchi family.

Yagura frowned, which wild man is Toshiro?

"I'm Yagura."

Neither admitted nor objected, I understand.

Yakura Fujishiro.

It must be a new dagger.

It could also be a threat.