Absolutely retarded option

——I grabbed Saiki Kusuo, and the saliva almost sprayed on his face, "You have the nerve to question me!! You just lost the coffee jelly! And me! I lost my love!"

Presumably at this time, someone must be accusing me of some coffee jelly, which is clearly Kusuo Saiki's wife!

I frankly made such a big sacrifice to let Saiki Kusuo return from the outside world to the inside. I also like coffee jelly, okay?

Maybe at this time someone will say something about me again, it’s been 8012, and I still don’t respect the diversity of orientations, you can’t press your head if you don’t drink water, right?

But is that jelly or jelly!

So what?Do people still marry pillows in Japan?

I don't think coffee jelly is even considered as an outsider, but in Saiki Kusuo's eyes, coffee jelly may be as beautiful as the Miss Bread in the eyes of Xinbaji. Not good, all beauties are pink skulls.He has long been out of vulgar tastes, and he doesn't know how to look at appearance. What he loves is the soul of coffee jelly.

I didn't expect you to be such a Saiki Kusuo, I unconsciously felt a little more admiration in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, I really admitted it. Mr. Qi Mu was obviously a little surprised, probably doubting how I have the ability to do this.Dad tells you, Dad has more abilities, no matter you are the number one superpower in the universe, you are quite proud to say that it only takes seven days to kill all human beings on the earth.Dad snapped his fingers and half of the life in the universe would disappear. Such a comparison makes a judgment call.

Saiki Kusuo saw that I was not going to admit my mistake, nor did I want to make up for it, so after thinking about it, he suddenly took out his phone.

What are you doing?Don't you guys never speak, only sound transmission?Is it possible to transmit sound through electronic signals? It's really amazing. You are so good, why didn't you play "Lucy".

Saiki Kusuo called the police station and said that the murderer who killed the coffee tree had been found.

This guy actually called the police, is a mutant going to do something so unlike your race?After the police knew the news, they obviously took it very seriously. Saiki Kusuo threatened me that there is not much time to think about it. If he thinks about it for too long, he will have no way to erase the police's memory.

Me: Do you think I will be afraid of the police if I pay it back?They came to kill one or two for me, and I killed a pair. In fact, I just wanted to show my prestige.Those who have entered the bloody alien world or the game world will inevitably be tainted with the ruthless style of BB when they come out, but I am different, I love this land deeply.

The operation of calling the police when there is a disagreement is too irritating. What is the difference between the Korean gangsters who lost their fights and went to the Korean police to vent their anger?The pride of the big man.

I look like Chiao, this guy's middle and lower principles are very similar to Saiki Kusuo, maybe he can get what is going on in Saiki's mind, oops, I almost forgot, I still have mind reading skills.

I gave up within 1 minute after clicking on the mind reading, and I was almost mad at me!He didn't call at all!

Why is this black-hearted kid acting like he's affectionate to me!In fact, he made up his mind to plot against me, pretending to be a human being.

Since he is so poisonous, I don't need to be polite, "I know, I was going to scare you, I will make the coffee tree recover."

- Don't you know how much economic loss you caused by doing such a big thing just to scare him?

Saiki Kusuo left.

I directly pulled Chiao back, and as for Orihara Rin, I don't care what I think, even if I put a pigeon in front of my father, I will take care of his little emotions.

"Where are we going?"

"Go and see a classmate."

"why?"

"...Unity and friendship?"

So we went to Koshi Koshiguchi's house.He is a student of the Hero Department of Xiongying High School. He is cowardly and looks like a human being.

Koji Kuchita's mother warmly received us, just like every Kasan who has an introverted child and no friends, "I have something to ask Taguchi-san for help."

"Division A! Your classmate is here!"

Koji Kuchida invited me into his room with extreme discomfort. I have to say that this child is really clean.

"Student Daole..." He lowered his head and didn't dare to look at me.

"Oh, this is my friend Chio Mitani, don't worry about those who don't matter." I handed him the snack box, "Actually, I came to you because I have something to ask for your help. I went to PK High School as an exchange last year." I met my first boyfriend, Kusuo Saiki, and this is him..." I took out Kusuo Saiki's photo and handed it to Koji Kuchida.

Qian Xu on the side heard what I said about my first love boyfriend who was almost spurted out by a mouthful of blood.

Is it true that Akashi is not the village head?

"But he betrayed me! Hooked up with a woman named Shinmi Teruhashi!" I took out the photo of Shinmi Teruhashi again, the halo of the cosmic-level beautiful girl even in the photo is confusing effect.Koji Kuchida couldn't even take his eyes off for a moment.

"Kuchida-san! I trust you so much, but you can't take your eyes off this woman!" I lay on my back and cried on Chio's lap. As expected of a sports expert who exercises regularly, the muscles in her legs are quite strong.

A boy with such a good temper and gentleness, Koji Kuchida, of course won't see me crying, "What does Doraku-san want me to do?"

"Your personality is that you can control bugs. I want you to send [-] cockroaches to Saiki Kusuo's room."

Chio: Ten thousand?This is too insane!

"Ten thousand!" Koji Kouda was also taken aback. Although he could control bugs, he didn't like bugs and was even a little afraid. "With my ability, I can't control so many bugs, up to [-]."

Eight thousand is not bad.

Koji Kouchi's personality is very convenient, especially for people with insect phobia. Even people without phobia will reflexively feel uncomfortable when they see cockroaches. It's okay if there are thousands of them...

……

About an hour later we arrived at Saiki Kusuo’s house. In the dead of night, Saiki-kun was still on and it must be dinner time. I cut off the breath of the three of us with the infinite glove. ah!"

I gave her a white look, "We are friends."

"You are moral kidnapping." Qian Xu said dissatisfied.

I ignored her, seeing that the time was almost up, I let Kouda Koji start his personality, and after a while, there were rustling sounds from the roadside in the alley, and the sound of insects crawling could only be heard if it was quiet to a certain level. To be captured by human ears, it must be a human being with very sensitive hearing.

It took a long time for ten thousand cockroaches to be summoned, but Qianxu suddenly grabbed me tightly: "I seem to be scared."

I am also afraid of thousands of cockroaches returning me, "It's not about you, what are you afraid of? Be honest."

"I don't have anything to do, I want to go."

"Let's go? Did you go? This place is already surrounded by an army of cockroaches."

The Infinity Gauntlet is such a magic tool that even Saiki Kusuo's superpowers can be temporarily eliminated in less than half an hour.

Qi Mujun

Saiki Kusuo finished his meal, Saiki Kunoharu said: "Xiao Kusu, I seem to be in a good mood today."

-ah.

"It's hard to find a solution to the coffee tree."

-Um.

"That's great!" Saiki Kurumi said, "Mom likes eating chocolate cake."

...Although the colors are similar, coffee beans and chocolate are two different things.

After watching TV without spoilers for a while, Saiki Kusuo went upstairs to rest.

It was a flash of inspiration to question Le Yan during the day, but I didn't expect it to be her, but what method was used, most people's personalities are single, and he has almost all superpowers. Is it the same as in the American drama "The Great Group"?Saiki Kusuo used the ability to go back in time to return his body to the last time he took a bath, and he felt refreshed again.

He was lying on the bed, although the suppressor on his head was very uncomfortable, there was no way, if the suppressor was taken off, the super power would be out of control.

I've been really busy these days. Why do superpowers need sleep? The book says that vampires don't need sleep. Are vampires more advanced than when they have superpowers?

Can't figure it out, with such doubts, Saiki Kusuo lay flat on the bed, and soon fell asleep. Before falling asleep, he was a little puzzled, he had never been so sleepy before.But before he could think about it, he fell into a deep sleep.

After he fell asleep, he couldn't hear anything, and an invisible barrier centered on the bed separated this small space.

Just after 12 o'clock at midnight, outside the window, there was the sound of insects crawling over, and the thin feet turned the clean and smooth glass into frosted glass.If someone opened the curtains and looked out of the glass, they would be so frightened by the dense cockroaches that they would faint on the spot.

At the end of the day, millions of zombie hordes will devour everything on the road. Tens of thousands of cockroaches can easily swallow the glass. Will ordinary cockroaches swallow the glass?

Taguchi: "The bugs I summon have personality blessings, and they can do things that ordinary bugs can't."

I tried my best to ignore the dense swarm of insects, not only Qian Xu was so disgusted that he couldn't speak, but I was not much better either.There was a tumbling in my stomach, and I felt nauseous. Usually, when I saw a cockroach at home, I couldn't help screaming and slapped it to death with my slippers.But if so many people are shot dead, all of them will become cockroaches?

Because, due to the overdeveloped power of association, tens of thousands of cockroaches immediately appeared in my mind, sitting in a bucket, and then being hit with a rice cake hammer... Vomit!

I'm really sick of myself.

Saiki Kusuo is dreaming, he is wandering in the ocean of coffee jelly, he can eat as much as he wants, and he will never get tired of it, suddenly, these coffee jellies grow wings and feet, make a buzzing sound, and become—— cockroach!

Saiki Kusuo's eyes widened for an instant, and when he opened them all at once, he was startled awake.

People with superpowers also have things to be afraid of. He is afraid of bugs because he can't hear their inner voices, which makes him appear scary, but in fact the reason is not so complicated, he is simply afraid of cockroaches.

When I opened my eyes, I was still familiar with the ceiling. Hey, why did the ceiling turn black?

Saiki Kusuo turned on the light in the room with his super power, and in an instant, dozens of cockroaches lying on the light bulb were scalded by the sudden increase in temperature and flew up.The other two landed straight on the bed.In addition to the ceiling, the floor, the wall, the cabinet, and the bed were covered with cockroaches. These cockroaches did not crawl around, but stood still like robots, with their tentacles constantly shaking.

This is definitely the second crisis Saiki Kusuo encountered in his life. The first time was that the coffee might disappear, and the second time was that he was surrounded by cockroaches.

Saiki Kusuo teleported to an island in the Pacific Ocean in an instant, and his superpower uncontrollably turned into a deadly energy weapon, shaking the island to the point of collapse.

"Dao Le Banquet!!!"