Absolutely retarded option

I saw my lifelong best friend Qian Xuchan again, and immediately ran up excitedly to give her a bear hug, but Qian Xu sauce coldly rejected me, "Who are you, no appointment."

Me: "..." (⊙︿⊙)

After a narrow escape, kill the Tathagata and become the Demon Emperor, you treat me like this, what about your conscience?

"You ran away without explaining what happened, you scumbag!" Qianxu's short orange hair looked extremely decisive in the sunset, why did she look at me so indifferently, as if we couldn't be reunited.

I have nothing left to lose.

Me: "Do you want me to kneel down and beg you?"

"Oh? Isn't it normal to kneel down and beg for forgiveness in Japan?"

But Dad, I am madeinChina.In our big porcelain country, kneeling down and apologizing in public is equal to the humiliation of the crotch|lower. It is extremely normal to come back after 30 years and kill your family without leaving any chickens and dogs behind.

For example, Wuli Gongyang faction pays attention to the revenge of Duke Xiang from the ninth generation.

"Are you really telling me to kneel?"

"Isn't that what you want to kneel? Is your sincerity so small?"

I, Dao Leyan, has gold under my knees, even if I propose marriage, I only kneel on one knee, what is going on, I said darkly: "You have to think about it, don't think that everything will be fine with Heiziye Taisuke protecting you .”

Sangu Shangqianxu looked contemptuous, "Sis, when will I rely on men?"

She said fiercely that if I don't kneel down, our friendship will come to an end.

I thought about it, but I still couldn't lose her, so a bustling Shibuya street appeared, a beautiful woman with all kinds of styles knelt down to an unattractive female high school student, and the setting sun reflected our silhouettes so beautifully, one by one In an instant, the two of us were surrounded by people from three layers inside and three layers outside.

Well, you Japanese have a very good psychological quality. No matter what happens, even if it’s a street bombing mafia decisive battle with a port gangster changing the leader, Tinker Bell will not squint when he pulls out any door.Let the quality of this good Yamato nation run through!

Why do you surround yourself with such trivial things as a girl kneeling to another girl, and take out your mobile phone to take pictures and post them on the Internet? Do you have any morals?

The complaints in my heart swiped the screen.

After receiving my sincere kneeling apology, Chio Mitani finally decided to forgive me. The two of us smiled at each other and held each other's little hands.In the dusk, the first beautiful hug of the freshmen was left behind.

We can't say enough about getting back together.

The 2018 TGC show is being played on the huge screens on the streets of Shibuya.

Qian Xu stood motionless in front of the screen, staring at Yuko Araki's face, holding my hand and screaming, "She is so beautiful, I really want to be her, why is she so beautiful in life! "

I:…………

look at me!look at me!I can't wait to pinch her neck and let her look at me.I, a national treasure beauty, have been in front of you for almost ten years, haven't you noticed my peerless beauty?

Qian Xu gave me the annoyance of shaking, and gave me a dissatisfied look, "What are you doing?"

At this time, it was Yucheng Tina's turn to appear, and Qianxu burst into a new round of screaming. I couldn't bear it anymore, turned her face and pointed at myself, "Look at me, do you feel anything from this face? For example What about a super-beautiful face?"

She looked at me blankly and blinked twice, then tapped her right hand with her left hand as if she had suddenly realized, "Oh, you are talking about yourself, how should I put it, Yan Jiang, you are indeed beautiful. But temperament is the decisive factor , It feels like you will go crazy at any time."

I raised my chin in dissatisfaction, "Ajani is still going crazy."

He looked at me humbly and contemptuously, "Can you compare with others? You are an empty vase of beauty!"

The two of us quarreled so violently that we almost staged a full-scale martial arts.

In fact, the two of us really started fighting, but just as my fist was about to hit her face and her nails were about to scratch my neck, a little gangster with a reggae head fell from the sky, and Paji's family fell to the ground. On the concrete floor less than half a meter away from us, all limbs were twisted.

Just now, Qianxu and I were still surrounding me, and the passers-by who took pictures seemed to have not seen the gangster brother with at least half of his bones broken, so what should he do or what should he do.

Qianxu and I blinked suspiciously, looked at the sky, there were no buildings above it, how did a big living person fly over?Could it be aliens?

Qian Xu wanted to touch that gangster with her toe to see if she was dead. She deserved to have been a gangster in the Edo period, and she didn't change her expression in the face of bloody scenes.

I hurriedly grabbed her, and dared to touch her at this time, "If you die, you will also be responsible for the fall you touched her."

Qian Xu nodded his head half-understood, this is a law-blind person.

Within a few seconds, several gangsters fell down like dumplings one after another, almost hitting us, and the strange thing flew again after hitting us.I dragged Qian Xu away, this time it turned out to be a vending machine!This very familiar sense of sight reminds me of a person!

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, a boy in uniform with a good waist, good legs, good kidneys and good looks rushed towards me at high speed across the vast crowd, chasing and killing another skinny boy with black hair and flamboyant.

I excitedly tugged on the sleeves of Sangu Shangqianxu, "Qianxu Qianxu, shall we contract those brothers?"

Qian Xu froze in confusion, "Who is it?"

I pointed to the black-haired guy whose flying and wall-walking skills surpassed the limits of human beings, "That's the one, do you think he is mysteriously similar to you? They are both parkour enthusiasts." Qian Xu likes to play extreme sports when he is free, what? If you don’t walk on a good road, you have to climb to the roof, pass between two buildings at high speed, or climb a [-]-meter building with your bare hands, and grab the edge of the overpass to cos the first drop of blood... I say that all kinds of scenes will not be the same in an hour of.

I pointed to Orihara Lin and said, "Look at the smile on his face, it's so sunny, he obviously likes extreme sports very much, you must hit it off."

Chio Mitani thinks that she is still disconnected from Heiziye Taisuke, she very much minds that Heiziye thinks Edo is more important than her, which makes her very dissatisfied.In the past, she would not ask such questions, probably because she watched Korean dramas some time ago, and the heroine asked the hero whether he loves me or the country, which made her poisoned.

I continued to lobby, "Besides, it's not considered cheating if you're not married. Women have the right to love each other. History has said that human rights are natural. Don't be brainwashed by the patriarchal society."

Mitani Shang Qianxu looked at me suspiciously, as if to say: Is that so?

I nodded sharply.

At this time, Orihara Rin, who was doing Pikachu's ultra-high-speed movement, also stepped on the pile of gangsters against gravity and was about to jump over our heads.Do you think you are performing "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time"?Brother dei?

[Choose: How can an upright woman suffer the humiliation of her crotch? Of course she has to be dragged down. ①Left leg②Right leg③Gold fuck】

Boo Boo Boo Boo!

Brother Jue, you have changed from what you used to be, how small and fresh you are, there will never be 1 or 2 for me to choose.

Of course, I will not do things like 3 that do not do to others what I do not want to do to others.

I want to choose 1

I promise 1 think so, but my mouth betrays me: "Pick 3." I said.

Mouth, why are you so cruel?After returning home, I must hold a criticism|struggle meeting for the five sense organs, and criticize you, a crap mouth that squeezes the wool of socialism.

Uncontrollably, when Orihara Lin also stepped over, his arm jumped upwards, and he shot Lushan Shenglongba perfectly, and had to say a line: "Have you been caught by the speed of light?"

And then—and so and so and so and so.

Orihara Rinya, he is still a simple child, why did you treat him like this, who hasn't had the time to commit crimes yet?

"Ah!" He cried out in pain and knelt down.

It hurts to look at.

Shizuo Heiwajima slammed on the brakes, dragging the road to smoke.He looked at me in horror, at my hand to be precise, I let go of it pretending to be calm, and blew twice.Condescendingly looking down at the flea who looked at me with a suspicious expression on his face, I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, "Be strong."

Orihara Rinya: "..."

Shizuo Heiwashima: "..."

Then he looked at Mitani Shochio sadly, "Forget it, you and him will not have a harmonious future."

Mitani Sho Chio nodded and shook her head again.

My grab broke the myth of Rinya Orihara. He has never suffered such a big loss in Ikebukuro and Shibuya for many years.

He gritted his teeth: "You..."

I ignored him and walked up to Shizuo Heiwajima, and slapped him very socially, me who was less than 170 and him who was 188.

"How should I put it..." I hesitated, and after so much experience, I forgot how a girl should confess, "I've fallen in love with you."

Shizuo Heiwashima: "..."

No, that's not what I said.

So it's... "Man, come with me?"

"........."

Still not right, what a hassle.I took out a gold brick from my trouser pocket and slapped it in his hand. It weighed two catties and was about 500 million yen.

Shizuo Heiwajima: It's been a long time.

Orihara Lin over there also fought against the bleakness of life and stood up again, "Hey... When did Xiaojing become so popular."

Me: "So your name is Xiao Jing. I will call you Jing Jing from now on. Do you go to a hotel with me first or go home to meet my parents? Go see my parents first, it will be more sincere."

Shizuo Heiwajima frowned: "Crazy?"

Orihara Lin also floated over and took away the gold brick, "Huh? It's actually a real gold brick, which family's eldest lady are you from?"

Me: "The heir of the American dole group is worth hundreds of billions, but almost no one knows about our family."

Chio Mitani: I testify that this guy's grandfather is a master of farming in the countryside.

Shizuo Heiwajima kept frowning, "Little girl, it's getting dark and go home quickly, and don't take gold bricks out casually in the future, it's very dangerous."

I think you are deliberately ignoring the scene where I captured Orihara Rin.But actually call me a little girl hee hee is very good at flirting ah quiet.

"Oh? You are so caring." I said some wild and sweet words, picked up the gold brick and weighed it, and then increased my strength in a very unkind way, and the gold brick slowly became like history. Lime appeared from between his fingers.

How about my trick of real gold wrapping fingers?

I showed Shizuo Heiwajima an expression of "I am stronger than you and we must be made for each other".

Orihara Rin also looked at me with more interest.

Crab, I have personally tested you.Please go away mellowly.

Me: "Have you considered it? Go to my house or your house?"

"what?"

Qian Xu winked at me, what? Too direct?It's been 8012 and you're still so reserved. Do you have to wait until the blue chip stocks are picked up before picking up the rest?

But Qianxu, as a woman I trust, I'd better trust him once, "I mean your waistline is pretty."

Jing Jing: This woman must get along very well with Orihara Lin.

"Fleas." Shizuo Heiwajima said harsh words and then withdrew.

I looked at his back, what about me?You left without saying a word, is it true that girls who take the initiative are not taken seriously?

Orihara Lin was also jumping up and down beside me, I told him to walk away mellowly.

This guy's face is unusually thick, "Have you taken a fancy to Xiao Jing? I'm his best friend and the person who knows him best in the world. Are you sure you don't want to have an in-depth exchange with me?"

I was full of doubts, "You two are friends, when did the definition of a friend become hitting you with vending machines and cement pipes? Also, doesn't he need to lose money for destroying public facilities like this?" I said the most important thing , Qian Xu also nodded.

Orihara Rinya: "Well, of course I am responsible for the compensation. Xiaojing used to be a bartender and later worked as a debt collector. The salary can probably support himself, and it is very fierce. It is definitely not the parents who will agree to get married. The type, do you really not consider me well-known miss?"

This guy is really sticky.

I waved my hand, "No, you are not suitable."

Orihara Rin also persevered in asking why.

I was so annoyed by him, "Size."

Orihara, the old driver, Lin Ye's face turned green and pale, he was always popular, he had never faced this kind of insult.

Presumably he will retreat now.

He smiled: "Well, it still depends on the technology, and the size is not constant."

"Do I look like a high school girl who is easy to fool? But do you really know... that person?"

"Of course."

"Okay then, I'll treat you to dinner."

So I took Orihara Rin, who was barely considered a brain-style psychological warfare master, and left. On the way, I searched for "the cutest restaurant in Shibuya", and after turning a street, I arrived at a restaurant full of pink and various cats. I was disappointed, and Orihara Lin also went in solemnly, not minding at all.

The super kawaii girl came, and Kung Fu Chio who ordered food asked me if I really liked Shizuo Heiwajima, "That yellow hair doesn't look like a good stubble."

"Chiao, you, as the backbone of the Shinsengumi, still have the problem of discriminating against boys with the character of Mibu Wolf? Now I have to re-evaluate our friendship. And according to my experience, he is the kind of fruit with super delicious pulp under the shell... ..."

Sangu Shangqiano: "Speak human words."

"I'm empty and lonely."

When I was a young girl, my handsome brother was my true love, but when I entered the stage of a mature woman, I liked a handsome and tough guy. If there is roughness and finesse, then it would be perfect. Shizuo Heiwajima fits this requirement perfectly.

"That Akashi..."

Why is Akashi still mentioning the old Huang who was old so many years ago?

"The wooden hanging with a dead handle..." "Because of my mother who was abandoned by the master, Baonan will stay for the New Year if he doesn't get rid of it?"

"Then Haizaki..." I was very irritable: "What are you doing to Haizaki?" Chio Mitani said: "I want to say that Haizaki is quite in line with your requirements now."

Thinking of Haizaki, I wrinkled my nose in disgust, and waved my hands: "Hisaki can't do it, the breath is turbid, and the yang energy is impure."

Mitani Sho Chio changed another person in seconds, "Then Saiki Kusuo..." I slapped the table angrily: "Saiki Kusuo and I have a woolen relationship! It's 8012, it's not that I touched someone more I'm just interested in him." In this way, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka, Ace, Bull Demon King, Dawang, and this and that passerby whose name I can't remember!

Mitani Shang Chio said that she is a traditional person.

"Come, come, I respect you, Nadeko Santani." The two of us drank Coke.

At this time, the two kawaii girls at the next table peeked at Orihara Lin and complained, "Ah, this store doesn't have coffee jelly anymore. What should I do? I like coffee jelly the most."

Dad doesn't think you have much gold content. Although my father and Saiki Kusuo are enemies, coffee jelly's beloved name is not qualified to be owned by anyone other than Saiki Kusuo... Oh, I seem to understand Orihara Rin Why is it said that he is the person who knows Heiwajima Shizuo best.

We all ordered the cherry bento set, and Orihara Rinya said, "I'm a little hungry, and I'll add another bear bento set."

"This customer is very good at ordering." The part-timer said a cliché.

"So, what do you want to ask me about Xiaojing?" Orihara Lin asked with his head propped on one hand, "I don't know what your name is yet."

"Kakarot."

"........."

Chio Mitani: "Well, although you didn't ask me...my name is Vegeta."

Orihara Rinya: "I also watched Dragon Ball when I was young."

At this time, a jk with light pink hair wearing a pk high school uniform walked in, very familiar, and the target was me.

-Dao Le Banquet.

— Could this guy be...

"Xiao Nan?" I called out familiarly.In fact, I learned from Orihara Rinya.

Qian Xu showed an expression of watching the show, this woman shouldn't have such a luxury as a friend.

- You did it, the coffee tree died.

Probably because of the change of the relationship between the universe, the effect of the Infinity Gauntlet has been weakened, otherwise, the coffee jelly should never have appeared in this world.

I pointed at Saiki Kusuo's nose: "Why do you wrong me! And don't think that I won't dare to beat you up if I become a girl!"

- Sure enough, you did it.

"It's all said no, I, Dao Leyan, am a pure and innocent person, don't slander me! God Amaterasu is watching!"

Of course, God Amaterasu is not a god I respect, so I can say it casually.

Saiki Kusuo looked at me indifferently, as if he had seen through everything, he said: It must be because of that man.

Um?I am puzzled.

Saiki Kusuo: Akashi Seijuro.You wanted revenge on me because I made you ashamed in front of him.

This... Although it is very intriguing, I don't know how he thought of this, but is there something wrong with Ke Ke's breath, I seem to smell vinegar?

[Choose: Saiki Kusuo seems to have a crush on you, which is really interesting ①Admit that it was because Akashi Seijuro vented his anger on him. ②Do not admit to death]

Oh oh oh!Very exciting!

I grabbed Saiki Kusuo, and my saliva almost sprayed on his face, "You have the nerve to question me!! You just lost the coffee jelly! And me! I lost my love!"