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The safe school copy passed, and at night I returned to my parents who had been away for a long time. They were still the same, but for them, they just saw me go out with my schoolbag this morning.The sequelae of time out of sync came and I almost forgot how to use the computer. I don’t know why the absolute option doesn’t give me the permission to open the small h text recently. I heard that they are also cracking down on the system circle.

At the dinner table, my father said that the economic situation in Japan is very bad this year. He, a manager who has been in the workplace for 20 years, will be laid off. My mother comforted him with so many years of work experience. How can it be that simple, there are many middle-aged uncles who have been laid off. Today, he went to a company that was recruiting a manager. There were dozens of people in the line. They were all young men in their 50s and [-]s. On a hot day, I had to queue up, which didn't match the high-end suits I was wearing.After asking, I realized that all the people in the queue were managers and deputy managers with at least ten years of work experience, and the only one who was not a manager was a vice president who failed to start a business.

Mr. Dole sighed, "If this continues, I will go back to be a hero."

I almost spit out my mouthful of water, "Dad, were you a hero before?!"

The lazy uncle said that he used to be a popular hero at the top of the hero rankings. Mrs. Guili said, "Yes, he used to be called the golden left hand."

I expressed disbelief, "Isn't it your personality to fight when you touch something and turn it into gold? Buy the enemy?"

When the uncles brag, they always talk about 'Don't look at me like I was balabala...', but it's really hard to say. I always think that my ability to run a spaceship must be a genetic problem, but since he wants to say so I just listen.So Mr. Dao Le started bragging that he was the most eye-catching newcomer in the hero circle back then. Countless bosses were optimistic that he could become the No. 1 of future heroes. Even the veteran heroes who are active now are his followers. Deva, he drank several glasses of wine and was so dizzy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, "I'm telling you to fuck that guy..."

My ears pricked up, isn't Andwana the father of the little handsome boy?I took the initiative to pour a glass of wine for the boss, "Keep talking, keep talking."

Mr. Daole couldn't straighten his tongue, "He was the shortest in the class when he was only a little bit tall. He didn't flirt at all, and he would burn things when he got angry, but my real gold is not afraid of his fire..."

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"Recently, the number of unemployed people has skyrocketed. The vast majority of unemployed people come from the coffee industry. Our reporter secretly interviewed and learned that a large number of coffee trees around the world died due to some kind of sudden bacteria. Although a small number of coffee trees survived But the fruit has mutated and can no longer be eaten... It is very likely that we will never see coffee in the future. In the future, coffee may become a legendary drink, and people in the future may only drink it artificially synthesized in the laboratory products..." Recently, this news has been reported in the news, and the strange death of the coffee tree has affected all the industrial chains related to him.

Among them is coffee jelly.

I crossed my legs and listened to the news. In order to mess with Saiki Kusuo, I actually did such an immoral thing, which affected the livelihood of countless people.

What a horror, the Infinity Gauntlet.

It must be hidden well, such a brutal weapon must not be discovered by others.

The daily life of Saiki’s family began again in the early morning show of affection by the stupid couple of Saiki’s family. Even after 20 years of marriage, the couple is still in love. After the two kissed and hugged each other high, Qimu Jiuliumei only went around. I looked at it, "Why isn't Xiao Nan here? He's been acting like a ghost since a few days ago."

"Is it because of the increase in the price of coffee jelly?" Saiki Kunoharu thought of the abnormality of Saiki Kusuo in the past few days and said, "The price has doubled. I went to buy soy sauce yesterday and paid special attention to the increase of [-] yen. Prices go up almost every few hours."

"Hey! Why!" Saiki Kurumi asked while making toast.

"...a strange disease happened to coffee trees all over the world and mass deaths occurred, which caused the price of raw materials to soar, and it was reported on the news." From that day on, Xiao Nan was not quite right.

In the past few days, Qi Mu Kusuo has traveled all over the coffee bases around the world. Usually, the coffee jelly he can buy is a product with a very affordable price, but now... Qi Mu Kusuo, who has never used superpowers to make money, is bleeding.It is not difficult to solve the death of the coffee tree with his ability, but this time it is useless!

"It's not a natural disaster, but man-made." Is it personality or superpower?What is the motivation and what is the purpose?After a search to no avail, a monster suddenly appeared on the streets of New York. He looked like a huge coffee bean, and after appearing, he attacked humans with various high-speed jets of coffee.

"I'm a coffee freak! I want revenge on humans for the tragic death of coffee trees!" The strong aroma of coffee shot out from the palm of the freak, "All humans must die!"

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"In recent days, different monsters have appeared around the world, and they call themselves weird..."

My god freak!Isn't this the hot-blooded fan who gives me a fist and I can destroy the universe?Don't think that a world dominated by heroes can be easily merged!I quickly searched the Heroes Association and found nothing, so I was relieved. Our peaceful world is much lower than the world of One-Punch Man. We should just hide in our own home and live a peaceful life.

In the evening, I took a bath and fell out a handful of hair. Although I have thick hair, I still frowned when I saw the red hair in the palm of my hand. Recently, the problem of hair loss has been serious.It started from Journey to the West. After taking a shower, I did [-] push-ups and then put on my sportswear to buy ingredients for every morning. My parents said that the recent economic downturn may cause me to lose my job before it is confirmed. It is better to cut down on food and clothing.

And he handed me a stack of supermarket sale lists, I don't mind special deals or anything, but I'm rich now, there are still a lot of dollars in the system, and there are a lot of precious metals in the space.What's the difference between my family's life and Saiki Kusuo's brother spending a lot of money into his parents' account but they never go to the bank to check or living the life of a petty citizen?

The supermarket is five bus stops away from my home. I originally planned to take the bus, but I checked my pocket and found that I didn’t have a bus card or coins. Anyway, it’s not too far to run there.

After experiencing the world of Journey to the West, even though he broke away from the capuchin monkey's shell, the physique of the monster still affected his original body.The advantage is that my physical fitness has been greatly improved. The disadvantage is that I always want to do somersaults or something... I accidentally do somersaults and jump down from the classroom during class during the day, scaring my classmates to death.

I didn't rush to the supermarket with my shopping bag in hand. At this time, it was getting dark and I ran into Matsuzaka Granose, who had a bad complexion, at the gate of the community. Ah, what a pleasing soft girl.I don't know why Matsuzaka Santo, who is usually very polite, ignored me this time.It looks like he has something on his mind.In that case, I just ignore her.

When I arrived at the supermarket, I met an acquaintance.

Saiki Kusuo, who finished the detection work, faced the soaring price of coffee jelly, and his glasses cracked.

"Well, isn't this Sai Mu-kun? Long time no see." Of course I want to say hello to him.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Dao Leyan, but he still couldn't hear Dao Leyan's heartfelt voice: Hello

Of course I don't intend to let him go, "What's wrong with Rantang?"

Is the relationship with Rantang so good?Why didn't you take him with you when you left pk?

: The burning hall is very good.

"I haven't seen him for a long time, and I miss him a little bit."

Didn't you guys hang out together during the holidays?That's dating.

I 'unintentionally' mentioned, "The price of coffee jelly has increased several times recently. Although I don't like it very much, those who like it will be in trouble. Coffee will become a luxury in the future. It's really troublesome."

It is really troublesome.

Still can't find the cause or the murderer, Saiki Kusuo didn't sleep well for a few days, and in fact it has been two weeks since the coffee sickness broke out, but because he keeps setting the universe time backwards, everyone thinks it happened only two or three days Look, because the coffee tree will be completely dead in a week.

"Hey, Qi Mu, I suddenly remembered that your brother is not a very powerful scientist. Maybe there is a way."

Saiki Kusuo's face became even uglier when he heard Dorakuyan say that, because yesterday——

Location: Qi Mu's house

Incident: Sorasuke Saiki contacted him privately from the UK without asking for confirmation

"Hahahaha Kusuo, something terrible has happened. Even a super scientist like me can't figure out why coffee trees will cause disasters on a global scale, but as your good brother, I have already stockpiled a thousand tons of top-quality coffee beans. If you want to If you continue to eat coffee jelly, just call me O-Ni-chan, my lovely Ododo."

This was just another reason why Saiki Kusuo was in a bad mood.If there is really no coffee jelly to eat, he will go to Sai Mu Kongsuke to get coffee beans, but forget about the Oni sauce.

"Why don't you talk to Kusuo." I looked at the shelf in front of him, and said in surprise: "Ordinary coffee jelly has risen to 1000 or [-] yen? Will anyone really buy it? I remember you, Saiki." I really like this taste."

uh-huh.

Saiki Kusuo was getting more and more dissatisfied, did Do Leyan have to croak around him?Are they familiar?Since the last time he turned her sexually and went through the incident of visiting the doctor, he hasn't had any contact with her.Could it be that Dao Leyan still wanted revenge, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

With a strange smile, I pushed the shopping cart away from Saiki Kusuo, "Goodbye, Saiki-kun."

Although Kusuo Saiki felt a little strange, he really didn't think I did it.

He thinks that Dao Le Yan has no such ability!

Hearing his heartfelt voice, I gritted my teeth and looked down on me, soul pale pink hair!

There is a saying among the Japanese chuunibha group that if you see three pink hairs in one day, you will be unlucky. I pray that I won't see the third one.

I followed the location of the flyer and found the special sale area. When I buy vegetables, I have to buy fresher ones in the morning. In the evening, many vegetables are left with defective products.But even so, there are still many people around the special sale area, all of whom are office workers or elderly people over the age of 30. The most crowded place in the entire supermarket is the special sale area.The sale section is full of products that are about to expire or that need to be promoted, but if you have a good eye, you can find good bargains.

There are no high school students my age here.The only one who is younger is the office worker who looks to be in his early twenties.But even though this guy was wearing a black suit, the cut was average, the material wasn't very good, and he was a man affected by the bad economy.But I think it still has a certain relationship with ability.

This guy is standing in front of an egg sale debating whether to buy the bulk or weigh it.

When I got closer, I heard him sigh and said very tiredly: "It's really troublesome. I came to Tokyo from ... but the price is not the same as the price in the leaflet. I was cheated."

I'm a little puzzled, let's not say that he came to Tokyo from a place I haven't heard of to buy eggs on sale. A place outside of Tokyo, but who would go to Tokyo to buy discounted eggs? I only heard that rich people would fly to another country by private jet to eat food from a certain store.

What a strange man.

At this time, the strange person also noticed that I was looking at him, and turned his head to look at me.

This guy is still very good-looking, with exquisite facial features, but the hedgehog head really degrades his appearance, and his temperament has an indescribably lazy feeling, a feeling of passing by.

It's no wonder that a smart adult would hire him if they see him.

He was holding the wallet, the wallet was pulled open so that it could be clearly seen from this angle - coins?Am I right? A man only has coins in his wallet, the ten- and fifty-yuan kind?What kind of life did this guy live!

If you really don't think about working hard, don't even think about being a white-collar worker.Otherwise, he might starve to death before finding a job.

At this time, the staff of the supermarket passed by here carrying things. The white boards should be decoration materials. They accidentally brushed the hair of the poor and unemployed youth and me. It’s great that they only scratched the hair and didn’t scratch us.The staff immediately kept apologizing, "Is there no injury?"

It's hard to find a job now, and I don't want to make things difficult for him.

It's just...my eyes fell on a strand of red hair above the board and short black hair on the white floor. Because the floor tiles are clean and the lights are bright, I can see clearly. Isn't this the hair of Mr. Poor and me?

The two of us looked at each other and revealed: So your hair loss problem is also very serious.

Hair loss shouldn't be a problem for men in their early twenties or high school girls with high energy, but it happens.

The two of us felt sorry for each other, and I proposed to invite him to dinner.

Mr. Poor showed a tangled look, because "being treated by a high school girl" is really embarrassing.

"Just eat omelet rice." I decided.

Mr. Poor walked away with me very spinelessly.

Then I chose a maid cafe.

But now there is no coffee on the menu, and there is no shortage of other types of food, but the name of the store should be changed, what is a coffee shop without coffee?

It seems that Mr. Poor has come to this kind of place for the first time. After being called brother by a lovely maid, he is on the same arm. A maid with short blue hair saw me and cried out in surprise, "Oh, you are not the neighbor of Granose. Well."

granulated sugar?It turned out to be someone who knew Matsuzaka Granose. I remember that Matsuzaka Granose greeted politely and said that she was working part-time, but she did not expect to be here, but she really fits in maid outfits. After all, girls like us look good in anything.

"Two servings of omurice."

After ordering, I looked at Mr. Poverty, who relaxed a little, "Hello, I'm Dole Yan."

"Oh, hello, I'm Saitama."

Ah, sure enough.

Although I had already guessed and brought the treat, I felt a sense of loss when I confirmed it. Is our ordinary and ordinary world of personality finally no longer safe?The frequent strange incidents reported on the news, could it be that the two worlds are quietly merging.

It's annoying, it's not a third-rate fantasy novel, and the world fusion is too clichéd.

Although there are hero organizations, our place is obviously a low-level novice area, while the world of One-Punch Man is a proper high-level area.What should I do? I don't want to encounter dragon-level monsters.

But with Saitama and Saiki Kusuo around, there shouldn’t be a chance for me to take action. I don’t know if my parents will agree to immigrate to other worlds. It’s so annoying.

I suddenly thought that the appearance of the weirdo might be the chain reaction of my use of the Infinity Gauntlet, right?

Thanos made the Infinity Gauntlet and didn't attach an instruction manual. I can't blame me for this!