Absolutely retarded option
Chapter 112
After trekking for ten months and one day, we finally arrived at Lingshan, the birthplace of Wei Guangzheng. Although Buddhism originated in India, we all know the skin color of Brother Asan. It must not be the yellow skin of Buddha statues, which proves that Shakyamuni Buddha is Chinese……
As a former Chinese, I said that seeing the Buddha and Bodhisattvas is very kind.
"Tang Xuanzang." The Buddha looked at Master Sanzang hesitating to speak, I knew what he wanted to ask, Tang Sanzang came too early.
Tang Sanzang said: "The disciples are eager to learn the scriptures, and they have no other distractions along the way, so they arrived at the treasured land of Lingshan in less than a year."
The Buddha and the bodhisattvas said that you are wrong, you don’t play the cards according to the rules, you are so efficient, how can we bodhisattvas who are doing foreign work continue to fish in troubled waters in the future?You are not authentic, Jin Chanzi, back then you were extremely outstanding among the disciples of the Buddha, and everyone worked together to exclude you and finally squeezed you out of the Lingshan Mountain and went down to the mortal world.How many days have passed since you came back?Hurrying to reincarnate is not as fast as you.
"Please Buddha to give the scriptures to the disciples, so that the disciples can return to the Tang Dynasty to report to the king of the Tang Dynasty."
Hearing this, the Buddha was not happy. We haven’t seen each other for a long time. Whether you come to reminisce about the past with me or not, all you think about is King Tang. King Tang is just a mortal. Emperor, what is in front of you is the Buddha, did you make it?
The Buddha was very wronged.
He asked two sad-looking monks to take us to get scriptures.
When I went to a place like the Sutra Pavilion, it was full of scriptures. Although Tang Sanzang was a pirated version of Xibei, there were genuine materials, and my hands couldn't help touching the scriptures.
"Slow!" Monk Cannian said, "You can't take it for nothing."
Here comes someone asking for favors, of course I have to come forward at this time, as the only woman in the team, I know that men are unreliable things, and I feel that I have lowered my status in such things as quarreling, so I hide behind and let women do it.
I rolled my nostrils, "Why, do you want benefits? You have become a Buddha and you want vulgar things?"
"This is approved by the Buddha."
"Buddha is not a good thing either."
"Do you dare to insult the Buddha?"
"Aren't you all empty? What's the matter with me scolding? Can't take it anymore? Bah, sanctimonious thing! Take a punch from my grandson!" I beat them both fat, but I didn't use the buttocks, I was still very angry Tasteful.
After the beating, I took out the gold and silver treasures I had prepared in advance and gave them back, "If you are dead or not, get up and pretend to be scriptures if you are not dead!"
"You dare to do something in Lingshan, I will definitely tell the Buddha..." Looking at these high-ranking trash who can only talk and play tricks, they are nepotism and rely on the Buddha and Bodhisattvas to get in the top position, they are all war scum .I can't bear the thought of handing the world into the hands of these people.
He screamed angrily, "Why hit me again!"
In the second round of punching and kicking, I reached out to him, "Give me some syrup."
"what?"
"No?" I stared at him dangerously. "Dangtang Lingshan doesn't even have emergency syrup?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
I took one piece of garbage as a hostage and the other went to get Jizhi syrup, who knows what he will do that time.
I sniffed it, "Huh? Royal jelly? How dare you fool me!"
He finally couldn't help kneeling, "Great Sage, forgive me!"
I kicked him as soon as I went up, "Who are you calling the Great Sage! There can only be one Great Sage in this world and that is Monkey King, Monkey King! Call me Grandpa!"
I beat them up for several rounds until they knelt down.Don’t forget to give a lesson to Tang Sanzang who was stunned, “These high-ranking things are cheap in their bones. If you beat them once, you’ll beat them twice. I'm a slave at heart and pretend to be noble and glamorous, what the hell." If it wasn't that I couldn't beat the Buddha, I would also try to beat him up.
[Congratulations to the knight for winning the title: Conqueror Daole]
What's the matter with this full Ji and Ji Zhige's feel?It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Absolute Option, and at the end of the year, he got a public fee to travel around the universe again by coincidence?
By the way, the TARDIS, the creation of the alien race Timelord, is an intelligent spaceship that looks like a telephone booth, but in fact the space inside is infinite.It can be called an artifact.
This thing was drawn by me. It is a great gift package for becoming a Buddha from the absolute option.
I'm a little uneasy, do I have to give my soul to the bald donkeys after I become a Buddha?
I remember that when I was in Japan, I was chatting with my No. [-] brain fan, Tokugawa Ieyasu. He said very schemingly: The secret of ruling is to make the peasants half-dead.I can't remember exactly how it was said, but that's probably what it meant.
After taking the scriptures, our group was kicked out of Lingshan. The main one was me. After all, Tang Sanzang was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the head of Lingshan No. [-], and they didn't have the guts to offend them.
When I arrived outside the Lingshan Mountain, I immediately unwrapped the scriptures, "Quickly check to see if there are any words on your scriptures."
Tang Sanzang said: "Brother Monkey, that's not right, we haven't become a Buddha yet."
Yes!How could I forget about this.
"You wait for me, I will go to the Buddha to reason!"
At any rate, the king still has the master Bodhi who is a sage. The Bodhi ancestor is on the same level as the Buddha. The Buddha naturally speaks kindly to the king, but I have no background.
but--
I am my backer and backstage!
This is the creed of our patron sect!
We don't pray to gods and worship Buddha, we only rely on ourselves!
I really deserve to be the descendant of the dragon in our corner, and my thoughts and consciousness are different.
I followed him and flew to the inside of Lingshan Mountain. A large group of Buddhas, Arhats, and fake immortals sat on various platforms to listen to the Buddha's lectures. I quietly activated the superpower |Mind Reading|
"Buddha! Why didn't we become Buddhas! This was agreed before!"
Here's what you guys have to say:
"There are too many people and there is no place."
"A female monkey who wants to become a Buddha, instead of giving birth to cubs, comes here to learn scriptures, it's ridiculous."
"How can a woman be worthy of becoming a Buddha?"
"And they brought so many people who were not on the list, and they didn't ask for instructions. They made their own decisions, and they didn't know how to praise them."
These bald donkeys actually think I'm a girl and won't let me become a Buddha. Suddenly, I have the urge to overturn Lingshan.
Absolute option rings——
【Your friend 'The Fourth Heaven and Earth Tribulation' has agreed to your friend application, you can call ① call ② not call with one click】
Oh my god, I feel refreshed all of a sudden!
What a fairy option!
I can't wait to give the absolute option to hug and see the testicles!
Wanting to teach Buddha a lesson, I ordered 1 without hesitation.
In an instant, the world changed.
All the dignitaries in Lingshan looked at me in horror, and the Buddha couldn't sit still, "Why did the heaven and earth catastrophe come!"
At this moment, I feel power, power, control, the power to dominate everything.
Holding the handle of the knife in front of my heart, the [-]-meter-long Taidao that I had not seen for many years returned to my hand, and the endless and ancient destructive power emanated from it, eating away at everything it touched.
[Congratulations to the knight for getting the trial pack of infinite gloves*1, the time limit is 10 minutes]
I'm so crazy!Infinity Gloves!Isn't this the magical outfit of the purple sweet potato essence? Why did it drop this thing!Although it is only a 10-minute trial pack, I am confident that Lingshan will have a Buddha's Twilight!
At this moment, I have inherited and even carried forward the belief of the Three Wus and One School, destroying Buddhas!
What they destroyed were only monks and temples, but what I destroyed was the real Buddha!
When I raised the butcher knife and chopped down the first Buddha standing in front of me, the whole Lingshan woke up from the trance. The catastrophe of heaven and earth has really come, and the instigator is the great sage Sun Wufan!
This is the first time a carrier has appeared in the great calamity of heaven and earth. Most of the Buddhas are my opponents in the face-to-face.
He actually fought me evenly.
While doing it, he also persuaded me to turn around and do the right thing.
Tang Sanzang and his fellow apprentices also came over, and saw that I had opened my jaw uncontrollably with the Buddha and fell to the ground.
"Buddha Shakyamuni! Eat my old grandson!"
I am really a woman between cow a and cow c, the only woman who can beat Buddha since ancient times.
Finally, with the addition of Infinity Gloves, I smashed Lingshan into ruins and stepped on the Buddha. The Buddha was too big to use the buttocks, which was a bit sad.
"In the future, I will be a new generation of demon emperor!" Although I used to hope that the king would become the demon emperor to rule the demon world and lead the oppressed demon clan to rise up, but now I can make my own decisions, and the king is not as good as I am.
Bells rang out between heaven and earth.
The monster artifact Donghuang Bell is congratulating me.
What a flattering artifact.
Since I got promoted and made a fortune, I naturally look down on my old brothers, such as Liu Bang.It's just that I changed my face too quickly, before the big guy could react, Tang Sanzang called me a dog.
"My current strength is no better than before. I used to break a few bones with one punch, but now I can blow you to ashes with one punch."
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The heroes of the earth besieged the purple sweet potato to destroy the tyrant, and they were defeated. Just when the purple sweet potato snapped half of the fingers to reduce the burden on the universe by eliminating half of the life in the universe, the big guys watched the infinite gauntlet disappear just like that.
Gone!
Look left, look right, look up, look down, look all gone!
Cleaner than face.
Which hero did this thing.
Thanos was very angry and the consequences were serious. He beat up the superheroes again and forced them to ask about the whereabouts of the Infinity Gauntlet.If they want to have this ability, why are they forced to masturbate?
"We didn't do it!"
"We were wronged!"
Although he couldn't beat Thanos, the big guy didn't dare to admit it.
"I seem to feel some kind of powerful space power..." Thanos looked at his purple potato cake... the palm of his hand, and then rolled out of the earth, "I will find the thief who stole the Infinity Gauntlet."
The superheroes breathed a sigh of relief.
After taking a breath, a question arose, who did it?Who stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos?Is it a person or an organization?
There are countless organizations, large and small, on Earth, so S.H.I.E.L.D. sent inquiries to nearly [-] organizations of all sizes recorded in the register. Most of these organizations have terrorist tendencies, and usually dare not stand up in front of S.H.I.E.L.D. The head and the head suddenly received a contact from S.H.I.E.L.D. and almost frightened.
What?We stole Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet?
Don't frame us!
"S.H.I.E.L.D. isn't a fucking thing! Stealing the Infinity Gauntlet is such a big thing and you want to plant it on us! It's a good plan to kill someone with a knife!"
"This matter has nothing to do with us at all. If you want us to take the blame, be careful that we come to your door crying and send you a lawyer's letter to sue you for defamation!" Who would dare to admit that you stole Thanos' infinite gloves?
In less than half an hour after SHIELD's inquiry letter was sent out, Hydra announced to the world that they were the ones who stole Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, and they saved the earth. Compared with Hydra, SHIELD Just rubbish.
Many Hydra undercover agents lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D. are as happy as New Year's Eve. Hydra's hibernation is temporary hibernation.Sooner or later Hydra will rule the earth and rule the universe!
"Hydra really did this? Why don't I believe it?" Nick Fury, who disappeared because Thanos didn't snap his fingers, touched his chin and pondered.After pondering and pondering, just one sentence Hydra is not credible.
Everyone has been fighting for so many years and each other's family background is clear. What can Hydra do that S.H.I.E.L.D. can't do?And the current Hydra is not the peak strength of the past Hydra has long been broken up, and the strength is only a second-rate organization.
The current person in charge of Hydra beeps—"The soul head of our Hydra is back! He is back with His Excellency the Red Skull! Hydra will rule the world again!"
Old Nick still has a lot of questions, but beep—he has already gone offline.
At this moment, Hydra is located in a top-secret base in the Rocky Mountains, and Red Skull and I are playing mahjong for two, ignoring the unlovely skull face of Red Skull, which is quite a beautiful scene.
After overthrowing the Buddha, I came to a strange place. There was a red skeleton that looked like a dementor standing in front of me. He also called me "mylord".
There is someone rushing to be my little brother, why should I not?
Although I don't know why I became Skull and Bones...the head of Hydra, Hitler's successor.
The hydra is so respectful to me that it almost asks my instep every morning and evening.
After so many years, anyone who is always a big boss or a big boss reserve can't help feeling bored, and I am no exception.
Presumably this is the so-called extreme coldness at high places. After standing at a high place for a long time, you will definitely feel a little lonely... No wonder, I said that standing at a high place is very cool!
I really enjoy being the top of the mountain and looking at the loneliness of the mountains, especially when I see the people below mediocrely earning a living like ants, but I live the same life as the world, and I can almost be regarded as a god. If not cool, what is cool?
I think that the Red Skull is convinced by my bastard spirit, so he begged me to be the boss, and the Red Skull has another explanation.
After the gemstone he guarded was taken away that day, the mission of the Red Skull ended. Although I don’t know how he ran from the earth to the alien planet and redressed himself as a guardian, the soul gem has been taken away. Go, the Red Skull found himself again, he still has a great cause to complete, he has not killed SHIELD to reach the peak of the skeleton, and become the bone of the sky, although there is an endless mysterious planet in the universe, but the Red Skull has nothing to do He doesn't care, he just wants to return to his beloved mother Earth, and continue to love and kill each other with S.H.I.E.L.D. Besides, he doesn't care about any alien forces.
This is also an attachment.
The reason why Red Skull's eyes are full of tears is because of his deep love for the earth.
When he saw that the woman who appeared mysteriously was wearing an infinite gauntlet made of infinite gems, the Red Skull surrendered wittily and said sincerely: "My lord, I have been waiting for you for too long, and I will once again bathe in your brilliance." Down."
Too many people take the initiative to be a dog after being convinced by me, and I think the same is true for the Red Skull.Later I found out that he was looking at the Infinity Gauntlet's face, but it didn't matter, marriage first and then love.
I just became the head of the famous organization Hydra.Although the affairs are in the hands of the Red Skull, I almost play a ritual role... queen or king.
But I don't mean to seize power, it's just right for someone to take over.
However, he attributed to me the reason why Thanos didn’t snap his fingers, and he also deliberately showed off to Captain America, the chief of the S.H.I.E.L.D.
It is also a bone, hollow and very light, and it can indeed float in the sea.
The two of us played mahjong several times and I still couldn't get enough of it. Red Skull looked like a dead mother. He drank his black coffee and never knew that playing mahjong was so tiring.
At this time, the younger brother sent a message to say that there is my courier.
——This is Rocky Mountain, which courier can deliver it.
Red Skull carefully invited the courier boy in.
It was an Indian!
Really that kind of Indian with feathers on his head and black hair, who looks like a descendant of my Zhuxia ethnic group.
Are you sure that the Indians are not the descendants of the boys and girls who I, Xu Fu of the Qin Dynasty, led to sea?
The Indian express brother said that they contracted most of the express services in undeveloped areas, but the price is relatively expensive, starting at [-] US dollars, and adding [-] US dollars for every additional hour.
It's fair and reasonable, there's nothing wrong with it, and I'm not paying anyway.
I plucked the wool with peace of mind, anyway, nine sheep are one wool.
"My lord, what did you buy?" Red Skull couldn't help but sit upright, looking at the delivery box. Is it a genetic weapon or a biochemical weapon inside, which can destroy the alien technology in New York and Washington?
I scratch open the express box with my fingernail.He took out a mushroom afro wig from it, and put it on the head of the red skull without saying a word.
"It's pretty good, it really suits you." In order to match Red Skull's complexion, if he still had skin, I specially bought a green wig, red and green, so tall.
The Red Skull, who had been bald for many years, looked at the glasses stupidly. He looked like a clown.
"I don't need it, thank you Lord Dole."
"Hey——you don't have to be embarrassed, you don't have much money because you took too long to choose when you bought it, but I chose thousands of choices." The implication is that you don't accept it readily?
Red Skull ultimately said nothing.
So the Hydra subordinate was fortunate enough to appreciate the new look of the boss, how should I evaluate it, it is very bold.
"Did the boss play Plants vs. Zombies and become obsessed with cosplay?" You dare to think about this Hydra brother.
S.H.I.E.L.D. has no time to take care of Hydra, and I, the trusted head of state, will finally formally meet the younger brothers.Hold a public lecture.
Thousands of people gathered in the auditorium, as Hydra's largest base in North America... Anyway, there are too many people, right?Are your ancestors' household registrations all in Hydra?
The moment I appeared, these people stood up at the same time and gestured at me with the fanatic "Long live the Dole Feast" gesture during the Nazi period.
It kind of scares me.
Our organization, how to put it, brainwashing is still cohesive, it is too powerful.
So I made an important speech on taking over as head of state.In summary, the times are calling——
I almost couldn't help but dance radio gymnastics.
The new year is coming...Christmas, as a holiday that I don't like very much, especially I am very afraid of Christmas trees, I always think that spiders, centipedes, gnats, beetles or Santa Claus will emerge from them.Despite being attacked by alien visitors from all directions and from multiple angles, the strong people of New York survived. As for why the aliens only targeted New York and not other states (the brave and tenacious people of Texas expressed their dissatisfaction, they wanted to take up arms. Fight with aliens), you can see the rave reviews under the S.H.I.E.L.D. board.New Yorkers strongly appeal for the relocation of S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as those seized from aliens, all of which should be moved out of New York, preferably to the Antarctic and the North Pole.S.H.I.E.L.D. naturally ignored these voices.
There are several times more people on the street than usual, and a strong Christmas atmosphere is coming. Although there is still a week before the real Christmas, people will never dislike the festival too much.
Hydra also has Christmas traditions.
We generally use this day to expand our expansion.
It's different from a few years ago, when everyone thought that human beings were the masters of the universe, and all supernatural powers were corpses under the feet of science.Since the appearance of the Chitauri, although there have been small-scale supernatural forces, they have been forcibly explained by the government with various scientific accidents.
So why do you have to wait until you can no longer hide it?To stabilize the real estate market?
However, since New York was attacked, many New Yorkers expressed that they would leave this dangerous city, such as moving to Gotham City... Why is Gotham City not a legend, but really exists?
Chinatown is also very lively.
Generations of immigrants who have taken root here are also preparing for their own Christmas, and the lion dance is also indispensable.
I stopped in front of a Shandong flatbread stall, and the boss asked me in very standard English if I wanted a flatbread?Listening to his accent, I seriously doubt whether he has been to Shandong.
"Have you baked cold noodles?"
Stallholder: "What?"
I shook my head in disappointment, and after walking several commercial streets, I found that this place didn't sell my northeast famous baked cold noodles!Unscientific!
If there is only one food left in the world, it must be my Northeast grilled cold noodles!
So I thought so and received a temporary task [sell 1000 copies of authentic grilled cold noodles for an unlimited time].
Speaking of which, I have to popularize the authentic method of grilling cold noodles. Generally, the orthodox method we recognize is also the most delicious. There are three kinds of cooking, one is charcoal grilling, which is a prop with skewers, and the other is deep-frying, which is divided into soft Deep-fried and hard-fried have faded out of the market because of low oil cost and low profit. The third is the most common grilled cold noodles on the iron plate.
Since you want to be authentic, you have to do all three.
By the time I reappeared I had the full package sponsored by Absolute Option, including the mobile home.
Let you experience the mysterious power from the East today.
The taste of roasted cold noodles is very aggressive, and it has suddenly emerged among all kinds of snacks, dominating the entire commercial street, and diners from other stalls have come to look at it.The ingredients sponsored by Absolute Option are definitely not high-end products, and I have never smelled this smell.I asked ta what was going on, and the absolute option said lightly (it sounds like 13 to me):
I have a food planet.
Gourmet Planet! !
Isn't that the captive's heavenly map from Immortal World Cuisine?I don't think I'd want to leave if I went!
The absolute option is that he actually has a gourmet planet, or a planet where no one has only gourmet food!Do you want to be so rich!
It's like someone said to me: It's nothing, my family has a diamond mine the size of the earth.
Do you want to be so gorgeous?
I frantically priced the grilled cold noodles at $300 a piece.Since it's ingredients from Gourmet Planet, I think $299.99 is low, but my goal is not to make money.In fact, I want to sell it for [-] dollars, but because Americans probably don't understand this sense of humor from the East, I still give up.
Money is just a number to me.Ah...that's really cool to say.
People attracted by the scent expressed outrage at the exaggerated price, "Are you selling gold?"
I have great disdain for the barking of the poor.
At this time, a middle-aged gentleman in a three-piece suit broke through the crowd and came in. He handed me three hundred-dollar bills with his leather gloved hand, "Thank you, one copy."
I packed a portion cleanly and crisply, and the $[-] is the real deal, at least half a catty.
The middle-aged handsome gentleman took two forks, "Please separate them."
I gave him a blank look, why didn't I say it earlier.
So I packed another one, and one had to be separated, and the bag must be dirty, "Buy one get one free for the first business today."
[Congratulations to the knight for gaining Hannibal Lecter's favor +1, pay attention, he is likely to ask for the knight's business card]
Hannibal's business card holder doesn't mean it's a recipe?
"What recipe do I want as a snack seller? I'm in a good mood today to practice a stall, maybe it's just this one time." I said disrespectfully shaking the nine-eyed dzi bead worth over [-] million yuan on my wrist.
Of course, it is to show off wealth to the blind, no one knows the goods.
At this time, a fat monk wearing retro red linen clothes?The fat middle-aged man, who looked like a monk, also pushed through the crowd, and asked me in poor English: "Miss, can I see your bracelet?" Behind him was a man with a long face.
I rolled up my sleeves and roasted cold noodles, took off the nine-eyed dzi and threw it to the middle-aged fat man. The middle-aged fat man expressed shock. He is a man of knowledge, "Miss, how much are you willing to sell it for?"
"There is no shortage of money, let's barter." I fanned the fume with a cattail fan. Although the middle-aged fat man held on to the nine-eyed dzi, his eyes circled on the roasted cold surface from time to time. The appearance of such a heartbeat is a good choice. Difficulty, to put it bluntly, means having no money.It is normal for monks to be poor.
But I don't seem to be qualified to say that after I just beat Tathagata violently.
At this time, an older young man in casual clothes... with a rough beard and a bit of a rough appearance also came in. He and the three-piece gentleman were obviously acquaintances.
“Will, the food at this stall is delicious.”
Looking at the snacks in Hannibal's hands Will was a little strange, he thought it was unlikely that people like Hannibal would buy street snacks.Especially since he is an excellent cook himself, and he not only bought it but even ate it!Hannibal is shopping on the street and eating while shopping!Will felt he didn't know Hannibal well enough.
Obviously, they are all sharing human flesh together.
Hannibal casually picked up the fork to feed Will, and Will bit off the food on the fork with ease.The little boy who looked at the two of them on the side remembered what his mother said that he was a big child at the age of four and had to eat by himself, showing a suspicious expression on life.
I took off the disposable gloves and scratched my hair. In the past few days, my scalp has always been itchy. Is it because of the arrival of winter?It was not like this before, or is there something wrong with the shampoo bought by Red Skull?He, a high-income group, shouldn't be greedy for cheap and buy special products.
Hannibal and Will finished the grilled cold noodles one bite at a time. Of course, it is definitely not enough for two people. I introduced that there are three flavors.
Hannibal generously bought five servings and a lot of ingredients, "I like your craftsmanship very much. If I regret not being able to eat it in the future, can you give me your contact information?"
I waved my hand, "Why do I want a business card for a stall?"
I'm indifferent to Hannibal's charm, but Will is.
Hannibal took a stack of tickets and left.
The fat monk is still wondering what unimportant but valuable things Karma Taj has. Originally, the levitating cloak is a very good exchange item, but unfortunately...
A corner of the cloak tied around the mage's neck quietly stretched out and cut the fat monk's waistband neatly.
The pants slipped off instantly.
The fat monk blushed like a persimmon and pulled up his pants.
Some people asked me if I could be cheaper and not bring so much cash, I threw out a credit card machine with a blank face.
"Transfer! You can transfer money!"
Some people asked me if I would accept checks, and I said, "If you buy 100 copies, I will accept it."
While I was doing business, Dr. Long Face asked the fat monk Lao Wang, "What is this?"
Dr. Strange, who just became a mage, is still a novice in occultism. Although he has a lot of knowledge in his mind, it takes a lot of time to digest it. Old Wang coughed and said: "The earth is called the earth in the solar system, but in another classification method, the earth is called the earth." Divided into the nine kingdoms, called the atrium, the nine kingdoms are not in the same dimension, and the distance is very far away, and the connection between them comes from the World Tree. The fruit of the World Tree is the Nine-Eyed Dzi Bead."
Apart from being ridiculous, this thing has such a big origin?
Of course they both spoke in some language.
Absolute option comes with translation function.
TARDIS also has its own translation function.I tapped on ta: "Who is better, you or TARDIS? He must be better, and there is still infinite space for whatever you want. You can give me a storage space of one cubic meter, and I can't let it go." low b.
Absolute option heard me insulting ta, and didn't respond.
Strange, when did he cultivate himself so well?
Just as I was happily grilling cold noodles, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. had surrounded me: they got a tip from an informant that the Infinity Gauntlet was indeed held by a big figure inside Hydra, and they also gave high-definition photos.
It is said that she also commanded the Red Skull like a dog, and she was very arrogant.
"The target person has been found, approaching."
"The ability of the target person is unknown, so be careful."
"Yes."
On the other side of S.H.I.E.L.D., Torchwood, an official organization from the United Kingdom, also arrived, "The woman who stole the doctor's TARDIS has been found. In addition, we found traces of the Daleks, the Cybermen, and the Santars."
The United States is visited by aliens from time to time, and Britain is no exception.
At any rate, the United States relies on technology and mutation, and attracts a large number of reinforcements because of its generous immigration policy, but the United Kingdom is not so lucky. Every time something goes wrong, it has to rely on a doctor.
I accidentally became the enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Torchwood.
A nuclear flat southern hemisphere is not really what I want.
As witty as I am, I have already discovered the traces of the two groups of people.
I like both the Infinity Gauntlet and the TARDIS, irritated.Why don't I return them at this point in time when I've had enough fun!
That `s a deal.
The absolute option to leave the world countdown begins——
The cold noodle stall suddenly disappeared, and it would be Christmas soon, and I thought I saw a ghost.
Lao Wang was fascinated by the nine-eyed dzi bead, so why not?
If he knew that it was bought in exchange for infinite gems, he would not cry to death?
I felt dizzy, weightless and a bit of a puzzling feeling of being squeezed by time and space.After I could see things clearly, I found that the location was a sink, and I was holding on to the porcelain table and retching.
And beside me, a girl with long ponytails, who is both familiar and unfamiliar, is looking back and forth at me in amazement, um, scanning back and forth between my face and stomach. 800 million students said worriedly: "Student Daole, are you okay?"
I vomited for a long time and only spit out some acid water.
As smart as I am, I immediately understood what 800 million was worried about.
"I'm fine, I seem to have a bad stomach." I smiled dryly.
Oops, why does it feel like the more I explain it, the weirder it gets!
800 million also laughed dryly, "Yeah, the weather is a bit abnormal recently and everyone's spleen and stomach are not very good. I also ran to the toilet several times yesterday."
Your attitude of helping me cover up is too obvious Hey!
Anyway, I went back to Xiongying High School.It's the first week of second grade.What's the matter? It's been so long since I haven't graduated from high school, do I want to be a Wannian high school student?
Wearing the gray and white uniform of Xiongying High School, I stood under the clear sky and looked into the distance. Everything in the past quickly flashed through my mind and was fixed on Saiki Kusuo’s face. Hmph, this is the world Saiki Kusuo lives in and wants to protect ?
Now that I'm back, the world will tremble at my feet.
With the Infinity Gauntlet, I will definitely let Saiki Kusuo call me Dad.
When I thought about it, I had an idea.
I took out the Infinity Gauntlet from the space, put it on, and snapped my fingers.
Coffee jelly disappeared from the world.
I seem to be able to hear Saiki Kusuo crying.
As a former Chinese, I said that seeing the Buddha and Bodhisattvas is very kind.
"Tang Xuanzang." The Buddha looked at Master Sanzang hesitating to speak, I knew what he wanted to ask, Tang Sanzang came too early.
Tang Sanzang said: "The disciples are eager to learn the scriptures, and they have no other distractions along the way, so they arrived at the treasured land of Lingshan in less than a year."
The Buddha and the bodhisattvas said that you are wrong, you don’t play the cards according to the rules, you are so efficient, how can we bodhisattvas who are doing foreign work continue to fish in troubled waters in the future?You are not authentic, Jin Chanzi, back then you were extremely outstanding among the disciples of the Buddha, and everyone worked together to exclude you and finally squeezed you out of the Lingshan Mountain and went down to the mortal world.How many days have passed since you came back?Hurrying to reincarnate is not as fast as you.
"Please Buddha to give the scriptures to the disciples, so that the disciples can return to the Tang Dynasty to report to the king of the Tang Dynasty."
Hearing this, the Buddha was not happy. We haven’t seen each other for a long time. Whether you come to reminisce about the past with me or not, all you think about is King Tang. King Tang is just a mortal. Emperor, what is in front of you is the Buddha, did you make it?
The Buddha was very wronged.
He asked two sad-looking monks to take us to get scriptures.
When I went to a place like the Sutra Pavilion, it was full of scriptures. Although Tang Sanzang was a pirated version of Xibei, there were genuine materials, and my hands couldn't help touching the scriptures.
"Slow!" Monk Cannian said, "You can't take it for nothing."
Here comes someone asking for favors, of course I have to come forward at this time, as the only woman in the team, I know that men are unreliable things, and I feel that I have lowered my status in such things as quarreling, so I hide behind and let women do it.
I rolled my nostrils, "Why, do you want benefits? You have become a Buddha and you want vulgar things?"
"This is approved by the Buddha."
"Buddha is not a good thing either."
"Do you dare to insult the Buddha?"
"Aren't you all empty? What's the matter with me scolding? Can't take it anymore? Bah, sanctimonious thing! Take a punch from my grandson!" I beat them both fat, but I didn't use the buttocks, I was still very angry Tasteful.
After the beating, I took out the gold and silver treasures I had prepared in advance and gave them back, "If you are dead or not, get up and pretend to be scriptures if you are not dead!"
"You dare to do something in Lingshan, I will definitely tell the Buddha..." Looking at these high-ranking trash who can only talk and play tricks, they are nepotism and rely on the Buddha and Bodhisattvas to get in the top position, they are all war scum .I can't bear the thought of handing the world into the hands of these people.
He screamed angrily, "Why hit me again!"
In the second round of punching and kicking, I reached out to him, "Give me some syrup."
"what?"
"No?" I stared at him dangerously. "Dangtang Lingshan doesn't even have emergency syrup?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
I took one piece of garbage as a hostage and the other went to get Jizhi syrup, who knows what he will do that time.
I sniffed it, "Huh? Royal jelly? How dare you fool me!"
He finally couldn't help kneeling, "Great Sage, forgive me!"
I kicked him as soon as I went up, "Who are you calling the Great Sage! There can only be one Great Sage in this world and that is Monkey King, Monkey King! Call me Grandpa!"
I beat them up for several rounds until they knelt down.Don’t forget to give a lesson to Tang Sanzang who was stunned, “These high-ranking things are cheap in their bones. If you beat them once, you’ll beat them twice. I'm a slave at heart and pretend to be noble and glamorous, what the hell." If it wasn't that I couldn't beat the Buddha, I would also try to beat him up.
[Congratulations to the knight for winning the title: Conqueror Daole]
What's the matter with this full Ji and Ji Zhige's feel?It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Absolute Option, and at the end of the year, he got a public fee to travel around the universe again by coincidence?
By the way, the TARDIS, the creation of the alien race Timelord, is an intelligent spaceship that looks like a telephone booth, but in fact the space inside is infinite.It can be called an artifact.
This thing was drawn by me. It is a great gift package for becoming a Buddha from the absolute option.
I'm a little uneasy, do I have to give my soul to the bald donkeys after I become a Buddha?
I remember that when I was in Japan, I was chatting with my No. [-] brain fan, Tokugawa Ieyasu. He said very schemingly: The secret of ruling is to make the peasants half-dead.I can't remember exactly how it was said, but that's probably what it meant.
After taking the scriptures, our group was kicked out of Lingshan. The main one was me. After all, Tang Sanzang was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the head of Lingshan No. [-], and they didn't have the guts to offend them.
When I arrived outside the Lingshan Mountain, I immediately unwrapped the scriptures, "Quickly check to see if there are any words on your scriptures."
Tang Sanzang said: "Brother Monkey, that's not right, we haven't become a Buddha yet."
Yes!How could I forget about this.
"You wait for me, I will go to the Buddha to reason!"
At any rate, the king still has the master Bodhi who is a sage. The Bodhi ancestor is on the same level as the Buddha. The Buddha naturally speaks kindly to the king, but I have no background.
but--
I am my backer and backstage!
This is the creed of our patron sect!
We don't pray to gods and worship Buddha, we only rely on ourselves!
I really deserve to be the descendant of the dragon in our corner, and my thoughts and consciousness are different.
I followed him and flew to the inside of Lingshan Mountain. A large group of Buddhas, Arhats, and fake immortals sat on various platforms to listen to the Buddha's lectures. I quietly activated the superpower |Mind Reading|
"Buddha! Why didn't we become Buddhas! This was agreed before!"
Here's what you guys have to say:
"There are too many people and there is no place."
"A female monkey who wants to become a Buddha, instead of giving birth to cubs, comes here to learn scriptures, it's ridiculous."
"How can a woman be worthy of becoming a Buddha?"
"And they brought so many people who were not on the list, and they didn't ask for instructions. They made their own decisions, and they didn't know how to praise them."
These bald donkeys actually think I'm a girl and won't let me become a Buddha. Suddenly, I have the urge to overturn Lingshan.
Absolute option rings——
【Your friend 'The Fourth Heaven and Earth Tribulation' has agreed to your friend application, you can call ① call ② not call with one click】
Oh my god, I feel refreshed all of a sudden!
What a fairy option!
I can't wait to give the absolute option to hug and see the testicles!
Wanting to teach Buddha a lesson, I ordered 1 without hesitation.
In an instant, the world changed.
All the dignitaries in Lingshan looked at me in horror, and the Buddha couldn't sit still, "Why did the heaven and earth catastrophe come!"
At this moment, I feel power, power, control, the power to dominate everything.
Holding the handle of the knife in front of my heart, the [-]-meter-long Taidao that I had not seen for many years returned to my hand, and the endless and ancient destructive power emanated from it, eating away at everything it touched.
[Congratulations to the knight for getting the trial pack of infinite gloves*1, the time limit is 10 minutes]
I'm so crazy!Infinity Gloves!Isn't this the magical outfit of the purple sweet potato essence? Why did it drop this thing!Although it is only a 10-minute trial pack, I am confident that Lingshan will have a Buddha's Twilight!
At this moment, I have inherited and even carried forward the belief of the Three Wus and One School, destroying Buddhas!
What they destroyed were only monks and temples, but what I destroyed was the real Buddha!
When I raised the butcher knife and chopped down the first Buddha standing in front of me, the whole Lingshan woke up from the trance. The catastrophe of heaven and earth has really come, and the instigator is the great sage Sun Wufan!
This is the first time a carrier has appeared in the great calamity of heaven and earth. Most of the Buddhas are my opponents in the face-to-face.
He actually fought me evenly.
While doing it, he also persuaded me to turn around and do the right thing.
Tang Sanzang and his fellow apprentices also came over, and saw that I had opened my jaw uncontrollably with the Buddha and fell to the ground.
"Buddha Shakyamuni! Eat my old grandson!"
I am really a woman between cow a and cow c, the only woman who can beat Buddha since ancient times.
Finally, with the addition of Infinity Gloves, I smashed Lingshan into ruins and stepped on the Buddha. The Buddha was too big to use the buttocks, which was a bit sad.
"In the future, I will be a new generation of demon emperor!" Although I used to hope that the king would become the demon emperor to rule the demon world and lead the oppressed demon clan to rise up, but now I can make my own decisions, and the king is not as good as I am.
Bells rang out between heaven and earth.
The monster artifact Donghuang Bell is congratulating me.
What a flattering artifact.
Since I got promoted and made a fortune, I naturally look down on my old brothers, such as Liu Bang.It's just that I changed my face too quickly, before the big guy could react, Tang Sanzang called me a dog.
"My current strength is no better than before. I used to break a few bones with one punch, but now I can blow you to ashes with one punch."
·
The heroes of the earth besieged the purple sweet potato to destroy the tyrant, and they were defeated. Just when the purple sweet potato snapped half of the fingers to reduce the burden on the universe by eliminating half of the life in the universe, the big guys watched the infinite gauntlet disappear just like that.
Gone!
Look left, look right, look up, look down, look all gone!
Cleaner than face.
Which hero did this thing.
Thanos was very angry and the consequences were serious. He beat up the superheroes again and forced them to ask about the whereabouts of the Infinity Gauntlet.If they want to have this ability, why are they forced to masturbate?
"We didn't do it!"
"We were wronged!"
Although he couldn't beat Thanos, the big guy didn't dare to admit it.
"I seem to feel some kind of powerful space power..." Thanos looked at his purple potato cake... the palm of his hand, and then rolled out of the earth, "I will find the thief who stole the Infinity Gauntlet."
The superheroes breathed a sigh of relief.
After taking a breath, a question arose, who did it?Who stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos?Is it a person or an organization?
There are countless organizations, large and small, on Earth, so S.H.I.E.L.D. sent inquiries to nearly [-] organizations of all sizes recorded in the register. Most of these organizations have terrorist tendencies, and usually dare not stand up in front of S.H.I.E.L.D. The head and the head suddenly received a contact from S.H.I.E.L.D. and almost frightened.
What?We stole Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet?
Don't frame us!
"S.H.I.E.L.D. isn't a fucking thing! Stealing the Infinity Gauntlet is such a big thing and you want to plant it on us! It's a good plan to kill someone with a knife!"
"This matter has nothing to do with us at all. If you want us to take the blame, be careful that we come to your door crying and send you a lawyer's letter to sue you for defamation!" Who would dare to admit that you stole Thanos' infinite gloves?
In less than half an hour after SHIELD's inquiry letter was sent out, Hydra announced to the world that they were the ones who stole Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, and they saved the earth. Compared with Hydra, SHIELD Just rubbish.
Many Hydra undercover agents lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D. are as happy as New Year's Eve. Hydra's hibernation is temporary hibernation.Sooner or later Hydra will rule the earth and rule the universe!
"Hydra really did this? Why don't I believe it?" Nick Fury, who disappeared because Thanos didn't snap his fingers, touched his chin and pondered.After pondering and pondering, just one sentence Hydra is not credible.
Everyone has been fighting for so many years and each other's family background is clear. What can Hydra do that S.H.I.E.L.D. can't do?And the current Hydra is not the peak strength of the past Hydra has long been broken up, and the strength is only a second-rate organization.
The current person in charge of Hydra beeps—"The soul head of our Hydra is back! He is back with His Excellency the Red Skull! Hydra will rule the world again!"
Old Nick still has a lot of questions, but beep—he has already gone offline.
At this moment, Hydra is located in a top-secret base in the Rocky Mountains, and Red Skull and I are playing mahjong for two, ignoring the unlovely skull face of Red Skull, which is quite a beautiful scene.
After overthrowing the Buddha, I came to a strange place. There was a red skeleton that looked like a dementor standing in front of me. He also called me "mylord".
There is someone rushing to be my little brother, why should I not?
Although I don't know why I became Skull and Bones...the head of Hydra, Hitler's successor.
The hydra is so respectful to me that it almost asks my instep every morning and evening.
After so many years, anyone who is always a big boss or a big boss reserve can't help feeling bored, and I am no exception.
Presumably this is the so-called extreme coldness at high places. After standing at a high place for a long time, you will definitely feel a little lonely... No wonder, I said that standing at a high place is very cool!
I really enjoy being the top of the mountain and looking at the loneliness of the mountains, especially when I see the people below mediocrely earning a living like ants, but I live the same life as the world, and I can almost be regarded as a god. If not cool, what is cool?
I think that the Red Skull is convinced by my bastard spirit, so he begged me to be the boss, and the Red Skull has another explanation.
After the gemstone he guarded was taken away that day, the mission of the Red Skull ended. Although I don’t know how he ran from the earth to the alien planet and redressed himself as a guardian, the soul gem has been taken away. Go, the Red Skull found himself again, he still has a great cause to complete, he has not killed SHIELD to reach the peak of the skeleton, and become the bone of the sky, although there is an endless mysterious planet in the universe, but the Red Skull has nothing to do He doesn't care, he just wants to return to his beloved mother Earth, and continue to love and kill each other with S.H.I.E.L.D. Besides, he doesn't care about any alien forces.
This is also an attachment.
The reason why Red Skull's eyes are full of tears is because of his deep love for the earth.
When he saw that the woman who appeared mysteriously was wearing an infinite gauntlet made of infinite gems, the Red Skull surrendered wittily and said sincerely: "My lord, I have been waiting for you for too long, and I will once again bathe in your brilliance." Down."
Too many people take the initiative to be a dog after being convinced by me, and I think the same is true for the Red Skull.Later I found out that he was looking at the Infinity Gauntlet's face, but it didn't matter, marriage first and then love.
I just became the head of the famous organization Hydra.Although the affairs are in the hands of the Red Skull, I almost play a ritual role... queen or king.
But I don't mean to seize power, it's just right for someone to take over.
However, he attributed to me the reason why Thanos didn’t snap his fingers, and he also deliberately showed off to Captain America, the chief of the S.H.I.E.L.D.
It is also a bone, hollow and very light, and it can indeed float in the sea.
The two of us played mahjong several times and I still couldn't get enough of it. Red Skull looked like a dead mother. He drank his black coffee and never knew that playing mahjong was so tiring.
At this time, the younger brother sent a message to say that there is my courier.
——This is Rocky Mountain, which courier can deliver it.
Red Skull carefully invited the courier boy in.
It was an Indian!
Really that kind of Indian with feathers on his head and black hair, who looks like a descendant of my Zhuxia ethnic group.
Are you sure that the Indians are not the descendants of the boys and girls who I, Xu Fu of the Qin Dynasty, led to sea?
The Indian express brother said that they contracted most of the express services in undeveloped areas, but the price is relatively expensive, starting at [-] US dollars, and adding [-] US dollars for every additional hour.
It's fair and reasonable, there's nothing wrong with it, and I'm not paying anyway.
I plucked the wool with peace of mind, anyway, nine sheep are one wool.
"My lord, what did you buy?" Red Skull couldn't help but sit upright, looking at the delivery box. Is it a genetic weapon or a biochemical weapon inside, which can destroy the alien technology in New York and Washington?
I scratch open the express box with my fingernail.He took out a mushroom afro wig from it, and put it on the head of the red skull without saying a word.
"It's pretty good, it really suits you." In order to match Red Skull's complexion, if he still had skin, I specially bought a green wig, red and green, so tall.
The Red Skull, who had been bald for many years, looked at the glasses stupidly. He looked like a clown.
"I don't need it, thank you Lord Dole."
"Hey——you don't have to be embarrassed, you don't have much money because you took too long to choose when you bought it, but I chose thousands of choices." The implication is that you don't accept it readily?
Red Skull ultimately said nothing.
So the Hydra subordinate was fortunate enough to appreciate the new look of the boss, how should I evaluate it, it is very bold.
"Did the boss play Plants vs. Zombies and become obsessed with cosplay?" You dare to think about this Hydra brother.
S.H.I.E.L.D. has no time to take care of Hydra, and I, the trusted head of state, will finally formally meet the younger brothers.Hold a public lecture.
Thousands of people gathered in the auditorium, as Hydra's largest base in North America... Anyway, there are too many people, right?Are your ancestors' household registrations all in Hydra?
The moment I appeared, these people stood up at the same time and gestured at me with the fanatic "Long live the Dole Feast" gesture during the Nazi period.
It kind of scares me.
Our organization, how to put it, brainwashing is still cohesive, it is too powerful.
So I made an important speech on taking over as head of state.In summary, the times are calling——
I almost couldn't help but dance radio gymnastics.
The new year is coming...Christmas, as a holiday that I don't like very much, especially I am very afraid of Christmas trees, I always think that spiders, centipedes, gnats, beetles or Santa Claus will emerge from them.Despite being attacked by alien visitors from all directions and from multiple angles, the strong people of New York survived. As for why the aliens only targeted New York and not other states (the brave and tenacious people of Texas expressed their dissatisfaction, they wanted to take up arms. Fight with aliens), you can see the rave reviews under the S.H.I.E.L.D. board.New Yorkers strongly appeal for the relocation of S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as those seized from aliens, all of which should be moved out of New York, preferably to the Antarctic and the North Pole.S.H.I.E.L.D. naturally ignored these voices.
There are several times more people on the street than usual, and a strong Christmas atmosphere is coming. Although there is still a week before the real Christmas, people will never dislike the festival too much.
Hydra also has Christmas traditions.
We generally use this day to expand our expansion.
It's different from a few years ago, when everyone thought that human beings were the masters of the universe, and all supernatural powers were corpses under the feet of science.Since the appearance of the Chitauri, although there have been small-scale supernatural forces, they have been forcibly explained by the government with various scientific accidents.
So why do you have to wait until you can no longer hide it?To stabilize the real estate market?
However, since New York was attacked, many New Yorkers expressed that they would leave this dangerous city, such as moving to Gotham City... Why is Gotham City not a legend, but really exists?
Chinatown is also very lively.
Generations of immigrants who have taken root here are also preparing for their own Christmas, and the lion dance is also indispensable.
I stopped in front of a Shandong flatbread stall, and the boss asked me in very standard English if I wanted a flatbread?Listening to his accent, I seriously doubt whether he has been to Shandong.
"Have you baked cold noodles?"
Stallholder: "What?"
I shook my head in disappointment, and after walking several commercial streets, I found that this place didn't sell my northeast famous baked cold noodles!Unscientific!
If there is only one food left in the world, it must be my Northeast grilled cold noodles!
So I thought so and received a temporary task [sell 1000 copies of authentic grilled cold noodles for an unlimited time].
Speaking of which, I have to popularize the authentic method of grilling cold noodles. Generally, the orthodox method we recognize is also the most delicious. There are three kinds of cooking, one is charcoal grilling, which is a prop with skewers, and the other is deep-frying, which is divided into soft Deep-fried and hard-fried have faded out of the market because of low oil cost and low profit. The third is the most common grilled cold noodles on the iron plate.
Since you want to be authentic, you have to do all three.
By the time I reappeared I had the full package sponsored by Absolute Option, including the mobile home.
Let you experience the mysterious power from the East today.
The taste of roasted cold noodles is very aggressive, and it has suddenly emerged among all kinds of snacks, dominating the entire commercial street, and diners from other stalls have come to look at it.The ingredients sponsored by Absolute Option are definitely not high-end products, and I have never smelled this smell.I asked ta what was going on, and the absolute option said lightly (it sounds like 13 to me):
I have a food planet.
Gourmet Planet! !
Isn't that the captive's heavenly map from Immortal World Cuisine?I don't think I'd want to leave if I went!
The absolute option is that he actually has a gourmet planet, or a planet where no one has only gourmet food!Do you want to be so rich!
It's like someone said to me: It's nothing, my family has a diamond mine the size of the earth.
Do you want to be so gorgeous?
I frantically priced the grilled cold noodles at $300 a piece.Since it's ingredients from Gourmet Planet, I think $299.99 is low, but my goal is not to make money.In fact, I want to sell it for [-] dollars, but because Americans probably don't understand this sense of humor from the East, I still give up.
Money is just a number to me.Ah...that's really cool to say.
People attracted by the scent expressed outrage at the exaggerated price, "Are you selling gold?"
I have great disdain for the barking of the poor.
At this time, a middle-aged gentleman in a three-piece suit broke through the crowd and came in. He handed me three hundred-dollar bills with his leather gloved hand, "Thank you, one copy."
I packed a portion cleanly and crisply, and the $[-] is the real deal, at least half a catty.
The middle-aged handsome gentleman took two forks, "Please separate them."
I gave him a blank look, why didn't I say it earlier.
So I packed another one, and one had to be separated, and the bag must be dirty, "Buy one get one free for the first business today."
[Congratulations to the knight for gaining Hannibal Lecter's favor +1, pay attention, he is likely to ask for the knight's business card]
Hannibal's business card holder doesn't mean it's a recipe?
"What recipe do I want as a snack seller? I'm in a good mood today to practice a stall, maybe it's just this one time." I said disrespectfully shaking the nine-eyed dzi bead worth over [-] million yuan on my wrist.
Of course, it is to show off wealth to the blind, no one knows the goods.
At this time, a fat monk wearing retro red linen clothes?The fat middle-aged man, who looked like a monk, also pushed through the crowd, and asked me in poor English: "Miss, can I see your bracelet?" Behind him was a man with a long face.
I rolled up my sleeves and roasted cold noodles, took off the nine-eyed dzi and threw it to the middle-aged fat man. The middle-aged fat man expressed shock. He is a man of knowledge, "Miss, how much are you willing to sell it for?"
"There is no shortage of money, let's barter." I fanned the fume with a cattail fan. Although the middle-aged fat man held on to the nine-eyed dzi, his eyes circled on the roasted cold surface from time to time. The appearance of such a heartbeat is a good choice. Difficulty, to put it bluntly, means having no money.It is normal for monks to be poor.
But I don't seem to be qualified to say that after I just beat Tathagata violently.
At this time, an older young man in casual clothes... with a rough beard and a bit of a rough appearance also came in. He and the three-piece gentleman were obviously acquaintances.
“Will, the food at this stall is delicious.”
Looking at the snacks in Hannibal's hands Will was a little strange, he thought it was unlikely that people like Hannibal would buy street snacks.Especially since he is an excellent cook himself, and he not only bought it but even ate it!Hannibal is shopping on the street and eating while shopping!Will felt he didn't know Hannibal well enough.
Obviously, they are all sharing human flesh together.
Hannibal casually picked up the fork to feed Will, and Will bit off the food on the fork with ease.The little boy who looked at the two of them on the side remembered what his mother said that he was a big child at the age of four and had to eat by himself, showing a suspicious expression on life.
I took off the disposable gloves and scratched my hair. In the past few days, my scalp has always been itchy. Is it because of the arrival of winter?It was not like this before, or is there something wrong with the shampoo bought by Red Skull?He, a high-income group, shouldn't be greedy for cheap and buy special products.
Hannibal and Will finished the grilled cold noodles one bite at a time. Of course, it is definitely not enough for two people. I introduced that there are three flavors.
Hannibal generously bought five servings and a lot of ingredients, "I like your craftsmanship very much. If I regret not being able to eat it in the future, can you give me your contact information?"
I waved my hand, "Why do I want a business card for a stall?"
I'm indifferent to Hannibal's charm, but Will is.
Hannibal took a stack of tickets and left.
The fat monk is still wondering what unimportant but valuable things Karma Taj has. Originally, the levitating cloak is a very good exchange item, but unfortunately...
A corner of the cloak tied around the mage's neck quietly stretched out and cut the fat monk's waistband neatly.
The pants slipped off instantly.
The fat monk blushed like a persimmon and pulled up his pants.
Some people asked me if I could be cheaper and not bring so much cash, I threw out a credit card machine with a blank face.
"Transfer! You can transfer money!"
Some people asked me if I would accept checks, and I said, "If you buy 100 copies, I will accept it."
While I was doing business, Dr. Long Face asked the fat monk Lao Wang, "What is this?"
Dr. Strange, who just became a mage, is still a novice in occultism. Although he has a lot of knowledge in his mind, it takes a lot of time to digest it. Old Wang coughed and said: "The earth is called the earth in the solar system, but in another classification method, the earth is called the earth." Divided into the nine kingdoms, called the atrium, the nine kingdoms are not in the same dimension, and the distance is very far away, and the connection between them comes from the World Tree. The fruit of the World Tree is the Nine-Eyed Dzi Bead."
Apart from being ridiculous, this thing has such a big origin?
Of course they both spoke in some language.
Absolute option comes with translation function.
TARDIS also has its own translation function.I tapped on ta: "Who is better, you or TARDIS? He must be better, and there is still infinite space for whatever you want. You can give me a storage space of one cubic meter, and I can't let it go." low b.
Absolute option heard me insulting ta, and didn't respond.
Strange, when did he cultivate himself so well?
Just as I was happily grilling cold noodles, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. had surrounded me: they got a tip from an informant that the Infinity Gauntlet was indeed held by a big figure inside Hydra, and they also gave high-definition photos.
It is said that she also commanded the Red Skull like a dog, and she was very arrogant.
"The target person has been found, approaching."
"The ability of the target person is unknown, so be careful."
"Yes."
On the other side of S.H.I.E.L.D., Torchwood, an official organization from the United Kingdom, also arrived, "The woman who stole the doctor's TARDIS has been found. In addition, we found traces of the Daleks, the Cybermen, and the Santars."
The United States is visited by aliens from time to time, and Britain is no exception.
At any rate, the United States relies on technology and mutation, and attracts a large number of reinforcements because of its generous immigration policy, but the United Kingdom is not so lucky. Every time something goes wrong, it has to rely on a doctor.
I accidentally became the enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Torchwood.
A nuclear flat southern hemisphere is not really what I want.
As witty as I am, I have already discovered the traces of the two groups of people.
I like both the Infinity Gauntlet and the TARDIS, irritated.Why don't I return them at this point in time when I've had enough fun!
That `s a deal.
The absolute option to leave the world countdown begins——
The cold noodle stall suddenly disappeared, and it would be Christmas soon, and I thought I saw a ghost.
Lao Wang was fascinated by the nine-eyed dzi bead, so why not?
If he knew that it was bought in exchange for infinite gems, he would not cry to death?
I felt dizzy, weightless and a bit of a puzzling feeling of being squeezed by time and space.After I could see things clearly, I found that the location was a sink, and I was holding on to the porcelain table and retching.
And beside me, a girl with long ponytails, who is both familiar and unfamiliar, is looking back and forth at me in amazement, um, scanning back and forth between my face and stomach. 800 million students said worriedly: "Student Daole, are you okay?"
I vomited for a long time and only spit out some acid water.
As smart as I am, I immediately understood what 800 million was worried about.
"I'm fine, I seem to have a bad stomach." I smiled dryly.
Oops, why does it feel like the more I explain it, the weirder it gets!
800 million also laughed dryly, "Yeah, the weather is a bit abnormal recently and everyone's spleen and stomach are not very good. I also ran to the toilet several times yesterday."
Your attitude of helping me cover up is too obvious Hey!
Anyway, I went back to Xiongying High School.It's the first week of second grade.What's the matter? It's been so long since I haven't graduated from high school, do I want to be a Wannian high school student?
Wearing the gray and white uniform of Xiongying High School, I stood under the clear sky and looked into the distance. Everything in the past quickly flashed through my mind and was fixed on Saiki Kusuo’s face. Hmph, this is the world Saiki Kusuo lives in and wants to protect ?
Now that I'm back, the world will tremble at my feet.
With the Infinity Gauntlet, I will definitely let Saiki Kusuo call me Dad.
When I thought about it, I had an idea.
I took out the Infinity Gauntlet from the space, put it on, and snapped my fingers.
Coffee jelly disappeared from the world.
I seem to be able to hear Saiki Kusuo crying.
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