Absolutely retarded option

Tang Sanzang who took the Jiuzhuan Huanhun Pill immediately revived on the spot, and felt that the effect of the medicine was comparable to fairy beans.

In just a few days, the six-eared macaque lost weight.Huang Fenggui also persuaded him that the master will inevitably be unrestrained after being lonely for a long time, and he will be fine in the future.

The unicorn arm of the six-eared macaque is hungry and thirsty again. He pretends to be the great sage who wants to take away his chance to become a Buddha, but he never expects to meet such a group of teammates who have been plagued by the plague. Why don't they just kill them and take them to the west to learn scriptures? ?

That's what he did in the original book, but it's a pity that the Xipi Buddhist scriptures team was killed before they went far.Even if they really arrived at Lingshan, they would have nothing to hide in the eyes of Tathagata Buddha.

The six-eared macaque thought for a while and decided he couldn't give up, so he marched with the team for more than half a month without taking a bath. The clean six-eared macaque was going crazy.Are they rushing to learn scriptures or rushing to reincarnate?The scriptures are just a cover. There are as many as there are in Lingshan. Is it necessary to hurry?

Everyone talked and laughed while marching in a hurry and didn't feel tired, but the six-eared macaque couldn't bear it, so he wanted to take a vacation.But I don't know what to say.

After drinking the milk a few times, Xiao Fenghuang got tired of playing and didn't mention it, which made the six-eared macaque feel uneasy, feeling that something was wrong, maybe they knew he was a fake?

No, his disguise can be said to be flawless, and he has the ability to leap to heaven.

The six-eared macaque didn't know that his character betrayed him.

Tang Sanzang was a little tired after marching for so long, "Disciples, let's find the nearest town to rest for a few days. If you look different, remember to change into human form. The tiger is waiting outside the city."

Jin Maohu responded with a growl.

The six-eared macaque breathed a sigh of relief.

They finally made it. This is a small town on the edge of the desert. They found the only hotel in the small town. The lame one-eyed owner of the hotel received them warmly, "Me? I used to be a bandit. I was injured and retired. Don't worry, my place is definitely not a black shop."

The Boss laughed out his gold-teethed mouth.

...Why do you feel that you can't trust him at all?

The Buddhist scriptures team reserved rooms on another floor, and the hotel owner kindly said, "Your money can still be used with me, but once you enter the desert, you can't use it. You still have to bring gold, which is hard currency." The monster changed the money into gold and carried it in a pocket that could hold a lot of things.

Tang Sanzang chatted with the shopkeeper, "I don't know which country's border is ahead?"

The boss said: "The nearest country is Alabasta. It is one of the largest countries in the desert and has the largest population. However, in recent years, the desert has been extremely dry, and even the oases have almost disappeared. The situation is very serious. Many people In fleeing, water in the desert is more important than gold."

Alabasta, why is this name so familiar?

There are indeed many countries ending in stan in Central Asia, such as Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Palestine. Stan refers to a place where people or things gather.This Alabasta is probably a country where Alaba people gather. I don’t know why I didn’t hear about it in history class.Probably perished.Moreover, the Stans were not called by these names in the Tang Dynasty.

"The capital is Albana. Go straight along the mainland. There are signs along the way, so you won't get lost."

A few days later they arrived outside the city of Albana.

As soon as the soldiers guarding the gate stopped these people in strange clothes, "Where are you from?"

Tang Sanzang smiled kindly with a hint of arrogance, "We are monks who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. We passed by your country and wanted to exchange the customs clearance document."

The gatekeeper looked at Tang Sanzang with an idiotic expression on his face, and picked his nostrils, "Why can't you understand a word of what you said? Datang, what is that? Is it your village?"

He laughed at the pilgrimage team for not having seen the world, and waved them to hurry in, "Next!"

It was the first time that Tang Sanzang and other monsters on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures from the Western Paradise had a bad nose. They took the Silk Road. Which country in the Western Regions didn't bow down to Datang's father with all respect?

Bajie said in a low voice, "We're not going astray, are we?"

Confused, they still entered the city. Albana was very lively, and the exotic scenery made them dizzy. Suddenly, a monster taller than a human rushed over. Zhu Bajie almost didn’t become a prototype. Why are there monsters running wildly in the capital? Is it any wonder?

As it got closer, Bajie could barely see that it was a duck-shaped monster, "Hey, this duck is so big!"

"Karoo Duck! Wait for me!"

There was a shout not far away, and a Fanbang woman with blue hair ran over wearing extremely revealing clothes, knocking over countless things along the way.

After she ran over, the Yellow Wind Monster asked nah-na: "I'm not dazzled, is her hair blue?"

Bajie said solemnly: "That's right, it's blue."

Everyone couldn't help but look at the well-informed Bajie in the team, of course Bajie had never seen him before.

"The feathers of the little phoenix are still blue, and the human form also has black hair, hey, Brother Sha, I remember you had red hair before you first came."

Junior Brother Sha said shyly: "The Liusha River is not easy to mix, and if it's unruly and scary, no one will convince me."

It turned out to be the case.

Business requirements, it's no wonder.

He grabbed a peddler and asked who the blue-haired Fanbang woman was. The peddler rolled his eyes, "That's the princess of Alabasta, the future heir to the throne, His Royal Highness Neferutali Weiwei! You guys have to show some respect, Otherwise, be careful to be captured by the guards."

The peddler sighed, "That was all in the past. Ever since that man came to Alabasta, everyone said he was the savior, but I think he is the culprit. If I say that, everyone will think I'm crazy, Bah! Pirates don’t have any good things!”

Pirates?

what is that?

Tang Sanzang asked: "The benefactor is talking about pirates?"

"Don't you mean something?"

Tang Sanzang felt that something was wrong, Princess Weiwei, Alabasta, duck, pirate... "I don't know the name of that pirate?"

The vendor said, "His name is Crocodile..."

Now Tang Sanzang understood that he actually came to Alabasta, which is located on the great route.What a ghost, he was confused as to how he came to Alabasta after he clearly took the path of learning Buddhist scriptures, whether it was a matter of time or space.Ask the Buddha to explain it, hello.

"Gohan, let's find a place to live first."

Tang Sanzang felt bitter but no one told him.

Everyone else thought that they had arrived in a country with strange customs, and no one thought it was wrong, even though the people here didn't know about Tang Dynasty.

Since it is Alabasta, is there no need for a customs clearance document?But the apprentices don't know.

The next morning, the lifeless Tang Sanzang took the six-eared macaque and went to see King Cobra with the clearance document.

Cobra is also quite confused. These people claim to come from a place called Dongtu Datang to go to the West to obtain scriptures. Specifically, it is a place called Lingshan. It should be some kind of hermit country.

Flipping through the customs clearance document, he didn't think it was a fake. It was really embarrassing that he didn't have such a big seal.

"Why don't you engrave one for now," said the prime minister.

After telling him to engrave the seal, Cobra started chatting with Tang Sanzang about the countries that joined the world government, the situation at sea, pirates, navy, four emperors, etc. Anyway, the six-eared macaque couldn't understand it, but it didn't prevent him from noticing something. .

After leaving the palace, Tang Sanzang, who was walking in front, heard the six-eared macaque saying leisurely behind him: "Master, this is a different world, isn't it?"

Don't speak like Brother Monkey!He fears!

Tang Sanzang tried his best to maintain a calm expression, "Oh? Gohan, what are you talking about?"

The six-eared macaque didn't speak, he thought: I should see the world.

So he flew away, turned into a shooting star, and said nothing.

Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded, so he ran away?

After thinking for a few seconds, he made a difficult decision, leaving the six-eared macaque here to run away. Is there a better chance than this?

He quickly ran to the inn with the customs clearance document, and shouted at the disciples, "Let's go, let's go!"

Zhu Bajie poked out a pig's head from under the blanket, "Where's Elder Sister?"

"Don't worry about him, it's up to us whether we can find him or not."

In fact, Tang Sanzang also thought in his heart, what if he really leaves Alibastan, and there is still a great route outside?Although it's good to be a free pirate, but he wants to become a Buddha with a long life and heaven.In contrast, One Piece World is attractive but not his style.

A group of people hurriedly set off on the road.

For several days, the six-eared macaque did not catch up.Probably won't come back.

And Tang Sanzang finally met a serious foreign citizen after these days of entanglement, and he was pleasantly surprised to hear that they were from the Tang Dynasty.

Thanks to Datang's father for giving him the opportunity to be a Datang man again.

After clearing the checkpoints of Baoxiang Country, Wuji Country, Chechi Country, Daughter Country, Jisai Country, Zhu Zi Country, Lion Camel Country, etc., I finally returned to the Buddhist scriptures team.

As usual, it is necessary to match the password.

Tang Sanzang: "The Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger?"

Me: "Chicken stew with mushrooms."

Tang Sanzang's tears were like the water of the Yellow River, and he couldn't control it. He held my little hand and cried loudly, "Brother Monkey, I'll wait and hope and hope to finally see you again!"

I patted him with relief, "The depth of the friendship between you and me cannot be measured in words."

The brothers welcomed me warmly, everyone hugged me, and it was Xiaofenghuang's turn to slap my chest with his little hand, and my paw mercilessly patted his little buttocks, beating me up. He cried for his father and mother.He sobbed and said, "This monkey brother is real, oh! It hurts."

I looked, "Where is the six-eared macaque?"

Tang Sanzang sighed, "His six sense organs are not clean, and he has gone to reproduce."

I said contemptuously: "He is cleaner than you even if he is not clean. Tell me how you have entertained him during my absence."

The senior brothers told me as if offering treasures, laughing so hard that I rolled forward and backward, "I see that you have evil intentions and want to laugh at me to inherit my Huaguo Mountain."

Tang Sanzang asked me what I had been doing during this time.

I said: "Your Majesty is not in Huaguo Mountain to practice. It is very likely that he will not come back. I will automatically be promoted to the King's agent. I have broken my heart for the sake of the children's welfare, and even recognized a younger brother. Oh, you may not know each other, Yu Tamarin King, I named him Sun Luote, and I will introduce you to him in the future. The most important thing is to find a long-term job for the children. Our Huaguoshan established the first express delivery business in Aolai Country. Monkey Tong Express, whose official name is Houtong Tianxia, ​​has also reached a preliminary cooperation intention with Datang, and has also drawn Yan Wang as a shareholder. Its full name is Huaguoshan-Yan Luodian Houtong Tianxia Group. Xiaobailong, do you want to participate in the East China Sea? You can order goods on land directly from the sea.”

Xiao Bailong came to his senses, the Dragon Clan are lovers of enjoyment, they always feel that money is not enough, "This is a good idea, I will tell my father."

"Didn't you have a falling out with your father?"

Xiao Bailong: "For the sake of money, I will recognize him as my father for the time being."

Social dragon, learned a hand.

Bajie: "Brother Monkey, I've always wanted to ask, what is this blue box you're carrying?"

"This? This is the TARDIS."

Bajie: "What is TARDIS?"

"It's just a box, put it here, and take it away when I come back from studying in the West."

According to our footsteps, we will arrive at Lingshan in three months.

Happiness is beckoning to us. I never imagined that I, Dao Leyan, would become a Buddha one day. Does this count as honoring our ancestors?If you go out, your relatives in your hometown have to worship me.