Absolutely retarded option

Unexpectedly, there is such an advantage in letting Saiki Kusuo speak?

I was pleasantly surprised.

He really hasn't spoken since he was born, which is amazing.

I successfully tricked Saiki Kusuo and I couldn't find Kita happily, "Kuuda-san, thank you very much this time."

Koji Kuchida said kindly: "Well, it's really great to help you, now I'm going to let the little ones retreat, so don't get hurt."

Although he can manipulate bugs, Kakuta Koji is not the type to let bugs die.

I also praised him as a gentle boy.

"What, Qianxu, it's not safe for Jia Si to go home alone at this late hour, so you send him home."

Sangu Shangqianxu picked out her ears, this boy who looks beyond human is not safe, she is a beautiful and beautiful female high school student.

Koji Koguchi immediately refused, "No need, no need, Doraku-san, no matter what, I'm also a student of Xiongying High School."

Me: "Before, the enemy alliance didn't bother Xiongying High School, but did it attack that... Bakugo? Qian Xu is the number two of Jiewu." Actually, I don't know whether Qian Xu has status in their school, But words, you can speak without any responsibility.

"It's still not necessary."

Koji Kouda left by himself.

Me: "This is closer to my house, go to my house to sleep at night."

Chio: "I still have games to play."

Why can't I kill you.

Of course I disagree, Qianxu is used to being strong and can't refuse me, "OK, but you have to be careful, I don't like your domineering attitude?"

He actually said that I am overbearing, I have been a demon emperor and a general, can I not be overbearing?

Qianxu and I went back to my apartment, but the apartment was still not sold.

Standing beside my beautiful big round bed, Chio Mitani said hesitantly, "Is your bed clean?"

Why does he sound like he has HIV?

Me: "Clean, my DNA is everywhere."

"What!" Qian Xu immediately jumped up as soon as she sat down, as if her buttocks had been poked by a nail.

"I said hair."

"........."

"You absolutely did it on purpose."

The two of us got into the same bed after taking a shower, Mitani Sho Chio writhed uncomfortably, "The bed is so big, why do you have to move closer to me?"

"I took a bath in a fish tank just now, why didn't you say that the fish tank is small?"

"That's different."

"What's different?"

"Essentially different."

"Qianxu sauce." I turned my head and looked at her seriously, "Are you empty?"

"What nonsense?"

"Hei Ziye is so busy, maybe it feels like his body has been hollowed out. And when was the last time you met?"

"I'm sleepy."

"Don't do this!"

No matter how much I pulled Chio, she remained motionless.I can't help my mother, Qian Xu is not the soft girl who used to focus on American muscular tough guy games.Even her pretty orange-red hair had faded a bit.

"Do you want to think about Orihara Rinya again, he looks very easy to use."

"(.-ω-)zzz"

Actually pretending to be asleep!

Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow.

It's just that, proud of digging a big hole for Saiki Kusuo and watching him jump in, I can't help but get carried away, how could I forget that Saiki Kusuo is not the type who will suffer from being dumb.

It was almost 02:30 in the morning when I got home, and Kusuo Saiki suddenly appeared in my bedroom at three o'clock.

Qi Mujun, who hadn't shaken off his disgust, was furious. After thinking for a few seconds, he decided to play hard.

—He brought Akashi Seijuro here.

The sleeping red-haired handsome boy was carved out of the same mold as him. Looking at Akashi's face, Saiki Kusuo was in a complicated mood. It is said that Akashi Seijuro rejected Dora Ban, and thinking of Dora Ban's bad attitude towards him, he couldn't help but He didn't think he was offended.

But there was another person on the Daole banquet bed.

Ya Li Ya Li.

Saiki Kusuo generously sent Chio Mitani Mori back home.

Then put Akashi Seijuro on Dora Ban's bed.

This gift, I think she will like it.

I had a dream, I woke up with Akashi, Akashi also poured me milk and donuts, and gave me a chest expansion exercise in the morning, I complained that it was him, I was getting more and more in the direction of cows developed.I don't know why Japanese girls are so strange that 150+ can produce e-cup and f-cup in batches.

Akashi, who was very sensitive and accurate in identifying the bed (Princess and the Pea), felt that something was wrong with the bed after the superpower effect disappeared, and he opened his beautiful red eyes.

It is about four o'clock in the morning, and the sky is getting bright. As soon as Akashi Seijuro opened his eyes, he confirmed that this is definitely not his room, so it is... no need to guess, he saw Dora Han's stupid face, and the photo wall.

So here comes the question, why did he come to Dao Leyan's room and sleep on her bed when he slept soundly at home?

In the next second, Akashi Seijuro closed his eyes and experienced it. It was fine, and there was no abnormality in his body.

Then it's the Doraku Banquet.

What did she bring him here for?

After Teiko graduated, he had almost no contact with Dorakuyan, except for her "faking sickness" last time, even Akashi Seijuro was defeated by her escape.

Thinking about it carefully, there are so many stories between him and Dao Leyan.

But... now is not the time to think about these things.

"Dao Le Banquet."

"Dao Le Banquet?"

"Dao Le Banquet!"

Dao Leyan, who was sleeping like a dead pig, yelled a few times before there was any movement.

I was dreaming. In the dream, Akashi and I were on the big balcony of our mansion, enjoying the comfort of the top carpet and the prestige in the morning. The adult version of Akashi has grown to 180+ and has a great figure.I just touched him again and licked him, and just sat on Akashi's waist, a cat with long white hair and green glasses jumped from the cat climbing frame to my head, and stepped on me!I wriggled to shake it off.

However, the moment the cat landed on the ground, it turned into a fruity man!

I looked at Akashi who was lying on the ground and then at Akashi who was standing. I was a little confused. It was the hair color, but the hair color was different. The standing one was Kusuo Saiki.

The adult version of Saiki Kusuo is slightly thinner than Akashi, but no one can tell the difference between the two standing together without clothes.

Saiki Kusuo lifted my jaw.

What do you want to be so exciting in the early morning?

Akashi Seijuro looked at Dorakuyan and opened his eyes a little. After seeing him, he touched his thigh with his hands, and it was too late for Akashi to hide.

Watching Dao Leyan crawl on top of him.

I hugged Akashi comfortably like an octopus, and rubbed against him, "Oh, by the way, I have something to return to you."

I took out the very innocent boxers from under the pillow and stuffed them into Akashi's hand.

Akashi's clothes are of course high-end, and his underwear is even more custom-made. His boxer pants are embroidered with his initials. He recognized it immediately, so he couldn't believe it, "You..." Where did you come from? Got it?

"Where did you get it?" Akashi asked anyway.

"Ok?"

Akashi Seijuro did not expect that one day he would lie on the same bed with Doraku and ask her where she got his honeydew object.

I'm so sleepy, how long have I just lay down, "I got it from your house back then."

There was too much information in this sentence, and Akashi Seijuro couldn't help but think about it carefully.Dao Leyan must have never been to his house, so she went there secretly. The problem is that the security measures in his house are absolutely strict. How did she get in?If she can get in, does that mean other people can get in too?The wealthy heir couldn't help but think of more.

Um?She also put love letters next to his pillow.

I continued: "At first I wanted an original one, but unfortunately I couldn't find it. You have it on your body. I wanted to do it because I was afraid of waking you up..."

original?

Akashi, who automatically filters bad information but doesn't mean he knows it, turned dark.

I put my arms around Akashi's waist.

Akashi's face was expressionless.

"What else did you do to me?"

I couldn't distinguish between dreams and manifestations, so I pinched him, "Don't make noise, I'm dreaming."

Talking and dreaming at the same time is amazing.

"What are you dreaming about?"

After I finished speaking, Akashi regretted that he shouldn't have asked.

"Huh? Let me send it in the morning, hehehe..."

What does a 17-year-old girl dream of!

Even though I was half asleep and half awake, I wisely didn't say that there was Saiki Kusuo next to me.

It was the most exciting dream I've ever had.

Hey, why did you say you did it?

It seems that I want to be dissatisfied, besides Akashi, I have also dreamed of beautiful young ladies, maybe I am actually bisexual?As I thought about it, I hugged Akashi even tighter. My arms, who have the physique of a monster, are like diamond rings enclosing Akashi. He can't even run if he wants to, let alone run away. Maybe when Dorakuyan wakes up The arms are all blue.

In the dream, I said domineeringly to Qi Mukuoxiong: "What? Do you know me?"

It's true that I'm dreaming, but—— Saiki Kusuo is the main body!He is not what I dreamed of, but the spirit body.

I just don't know why it turned into a cat.

Saiki Kusuo felt that he at least [-]% understood Dao Leyan, but he didn't expect... her dreams were so rich.

I rubbed my chin and said, "Although it is true that Akashi appears in my dream because he thinks about it every day and dreams at night. Anyway, it is not the first time he has appeared, but why did you come to my dream? What? I swear to God, I don't think a thing about you."

I thought about it again, for fear of missing any details.Indeed, at most I care about Qi Mu’s face that is exactly the same as Akashi’s. As a person with a particularly strong mental power, I can control my dreams to a certain extent. For example, although I am still familiar with it in the real world Strangers, but in dreams, we have been in contact countless times with negative distance.

It is said that people's dreams are subconscious reactions. Could it be that I, Saiki Kusuo... shouldn't, the real product is here, what do I want a substitute for?

At this time, a voice sounded from the bottom of my heart: Don't forget to beat the enemy brother.

By the way, I have had an inexplicable attachment to my brother since before. In layman's terms, it's because of my love.

Everyone has their little quirks, understandable right?

In the present world, Akashi is motionless (and can't move) listening to Dao Leyan's disorganized dream talk: What you and what appeared in my dream... It turned out to be brothers... Hurry up and get in the car before it's too late

I woke up with an "Aww", and Saiki Kusuo turned into a cat and scratched me!

Eh, it's too real even if it's a dream.

In particular, what I was holding was Akashi Seijuro, could it be a dream within a dream.

In fact, I haven't woken up yet.

"Really." What kind of welfare feedback was my dream today, I kissed Akashi, "Now finally no one bothers us, Xiaozheng, how did you become a boy version? I prefer the mature version of you .” I closed my eyes and tried to use my mental power to transform Akashi back.

"Why haven't you changed back?"

"Doraku Banquet." Akashi called my name in a hoarse voice.

I buried my head into his neck with great interest, "I still prefer you called me bitch last time with a look of disgust, call me bitch again."

Last time?What last time?

Akashi was at a loss, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the Dorakuyan, and he couldn't keep up.

Could it be...he is still a frequent visitor in the dream of Dao Le Yan. Judging by the enthusiasm of her just now, the content of the dream must be intriguing, and there is also his honey-juice lap under the pillow.

This is the so-called idiot.

"Damn it, I've obviously given up on being your exclusive idiot, you tormenting little goblin."

Akashi: "..."

He felt that it was necessary to say something to Dao Leyan to stop her excessive obsession, he pushed Dao Leyan away with difficulty, sat up, "I have something to tell you..."

I blinked suspiciously, today's Akashi is really weird.

Akashi opened his mouth, but...

The huge bed can accommodate seven or eight people, and he and Dao Leyan only occupy a small part of the edge. There are two quilts, blankets, and towels rolled together on the bed. Suddenly another person emerged from the blanket together!

The boy with pink hair!

The quilt slid down to reveal the boy's thin chest and beautiful collarbone.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Akashi Seijuro who was staring at him in a daze, and then looked at himself.

He can be sure that this is not a dream, why did he come to Dao Leyan's bed when he was clearly at home?

Could it be that this Akashi Seijuro is the son of the world?The consequences of offending him?

I hiccupped, "What's the matter with you two?"

Akashi Seijuro: Why is her reaction so hard to describe?

Saiki Kusuo tried superpowers, and it really didn't work, but his suppressor was still on his head, as if he had become an ordinary person? !

scare? !

He was stimulated too much today, hurry up and recover! Super powers, he doesn't want to be in the same room with Daole, or in this situation!

However, the world consciousness did not respond to him.Could it be that after having Akashi, he is not the son of the universe?

I asked myself belatedly, "I don't seem to be dreaming." Not long after I fell asleep, my neck was stiff and I turned slowly, "Saiki? Akashi? What are you two doing on my bed?"

Akashi Seijuro looked at me steadily as if to see if I was lying, "I don't know."

I looked at Saiki Kusuo suspiciously, "Is it a good thing you did?"

Saiki Kusuo said nothing.

I stretched out my foot and kicked him, "Then why are you here?"

That's exactly what he wanted to ask.

I lowered my head, such an extraordinary thing must have something to do with me, um... I seem to have remembered something, the achievement that made Saiki Kusuo speak has dropped [Yuelao's red line].

Does your family always pull the red line like this?Or two?

What about trouble?