Absolutely retarded option

Every time we go to a country, we will go to Fanbang Honglu Temple to exchange customs clearance documents like the original Buddhist scriptures team, as evidence of Buddhist scriptures.

The next morning, Bajie had flirted with the hotel proprietress.

Tang Sanzang said with a bitter face: "Can you untie this thing? It's very hard." He was referring to the chastity pants.

"We've already said we'll talk about it after we meet the Queen."

"I, Tang Sanzang, what beautiful woman I have never seen can be fascinated by the king of the daughter country?" Tang Sanzang expressed his disdain.

Entering an institution similar to Honglu Temple shows that our group received a warm welcome. These outsiders really didn't consider that we might be liars. After all, I am a female monkey.

"This master looks so scary." The real prime minister said, in order to avoid misunderstanding, I changed back to the original, so ugly that I couldn't bear to look directly at him. "Dare to ask, are creatures like Master common in Datang?"

Me: "It's all over the street."

The prime minister showed an expression worthy of Datang.

After some twists and turns, we finally met the head of the Daughter Kingdom, but it was too far away to see clearly. Only Tang Sanzang and I had an audience with the king. We are the two of the highest status.In fact, it is enough for me to come alone.

"There are outstanding people in the Tang Dynasty, there is such a person, come closer and let me have a look." The king said, his voice was very attractive.

We walked a dozen more steps, and now we could see the Queen's face clearly.

Probably my goddess Margot Queen's sex special.

This Her Majesty Queen is extremely heroic and extraordinary, she looks like Her Majesty Longevity.

"Xuanzang, the little monk, has met Her Majesty the Queen!" Tang Sanzang said loudly, and before saluting, he gave me a look: As long as Her Majesty is willing to marry me, I will stay.

Future!

As expected, the queen did not immediately agree to switch the customs clearance document, just like the original book. It is very clear what the idea is.

I twisted Tang Sanzang's ears against the wall, squinted my eyes and said, "Why? Don't you go to learn scriptures?"

Tang Sanzang squeezed out a smiling face, "That's the lord of the Daughter Kingdom, and it's my destiny, brother monkey, people come and go in a hurry in life, brush... If you don't say it, you won't. How difficult is it to meet the other half of your destiny? Infatuation has been empty of hatred since ancient times, and this hatred lasts forever..."

"Since ancient times, there has been a lot of love and emptiness of hate."

"I'm a science student, Brother Monkey!" As time travelers, the two of us have already connected, so let's hide the specific content. It's not a secret code worth mentioning... In fact, it's just reading all the love action movies in the world, and there is no code in our eyes.

I glared at him, "Why are you so stupid, we went to Lingshan for a year and came back, can't we come back after becoming a Buddha?"

Tang Sanzang blinked his big innocent eyes, "Can a Buddha get married?"

"What are you afraid of when the Buddha is reincarnated and has many children? Big fists make sense."

"I just remembered that I'm still the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi? I have a lot of background and almost overthrew the Tathagata."

"Do you still want to overthrow the Tathagata?"

"No, no, how dare I."

We have reached a preliminary agreement that if the queen wants to marry, he will wait until she comes back from learning the scriptures.

"What if I can't wait that long?"

"Don't expect me to unbutton my chastity pants."

At night, the queen sent someone to come, and the prime minister said happily, "My king invites Master Xuanzang to enter the palace to see the national treasure at night."

Tang Sanzang almost dripped his saliva, you can see how hungry and thirsty he is.

"Later for a while." Tang Sanzang motioned me to enter the room to chat with him, and once he entered the room, he walked around anxiously, without any trace of the eminent monk, "Brother Monkey, what should we do?"

I said calmly: "Cold salad, the queen invited you to look at the national treasure and didn't tell you to crack the national treasure. Take your time, the queen is not a quick-tempered person."

"I heard that the former queen still has male pets! You can't look at her with common sense."

"What? Are you afraid that she will use force? That's right, the one you can't handle is not necessarily the queen's opponent." Improper omage really wronged you.

Tang Sanzang looks back three times at one step, like Xiaobaicai, the daughter of Yang Bailao who was sold to Wang Shouren.

"Brother Monkey, I..."

"Go ahead!"

Tang Sanzang followed the prime minister to the palace. I remember correctly that the prime minister also had bad intentions for him.

The prime minister took him to a palace and left with an excuse. Only he and the red curtain were left. The prime minister said: "The national treasure is inside."

I have to say that the ancient city can play.

Tang Sanzang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and slowly opened the curtain, he swore he would only look at it and never move or go in!Just like all boys thought so at the beginning, but the situation is stronger than others.

After the curtain was completely opened, there was a big red bed inside. A tall and long-legged queen sat on the big bed, with black hair like waterfalls, and wearing red and white obscene clothes.It's just that the chest is a bit flat. The queen's food is so good, but the chest should not be flat. Could it be hereditary.

It must be insufficient milk, unless secondary development.

"Brother Yu?"

It's confusing to call my brother my brother and my brother.

But the queen is really lively and delicious.

"Your Majesty, where is the national treasure?" Tang Sanzang asked with difficulty.

The Queen slowly took Tang Sanzang's hand and put it on her chest, "Isn't that what I am? There is no more precious treasure in this country than I am."

Tang Sanzang was shocked, um...Huh?Why is Her Majesty the Queen so open-minded?

"Because I am a gentleman."

A gentleman is magnanimous, and a villain is long-suffering.do you mean this?

Tang Sanzang was confused.

"Brother Yudi?" The king called out again, and unexpectedly pulled Tang Sanzang onto the bed.

Sure enough!This woman wants to come hard!Defile the body he dedicated to the Buddha!

"What is Your Majesty going to do?" Tang Sanzang asked with difficulty.

"Naturally, let brother Yu see the beauty of the national treasure."

As he spoke, the king put his hand into Tang Sanzang's cassock and went all the way down, "What are you wearing?" Her Majesty the Queen looked puzzled.

Tang Sanzang was ashamed and indignant, he knew more than the three thousand queens in the harem as a monk!

After a few seconds, the queen also understood, "Brother Yu is afraid that he will not be able to abide by the rules and regulations, so he wears this? Or is he afraid that he will not be able to bear my beauty?"

Tang Sanzang closed his eyes and recited the Great Compassion Mantra, and tried to look neither happy nor sad, "Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk who went to the west to learn scriptures. You are the lord of a country, and you should not exceed it."

King: "It's okay, if you don't agree, even if I force you, it will not be considered a violation of the precepts."

That's not what your Majesty said.

Her Majesty is still groping, "It doesn't matter, you can't use it in the front, but you can use it in the back."

Tang Sanzang was shocked, and saw Her Majesty taking off her obscene clothes with the artistic sense of Hannibal's cooking, and her chest was even flatter than his. Ah, it should be pectoral muscles, and there are also pieces of abdominal muscles.

"You are actually a man!"

The queen... the male emperor flicked his hair, "The king of the kingdom of daughters has been ruled by a man for generations, and it is well known in the world."

They do not live in the same world.

"Your Majesty, if you continue to act like this, you will be called a poor monk!" Tang Sanzang threatened with no confidence. He was the one who delivered the bed to someone's home.

The queen put down the bed curtain, and Tang Sanzang felt his hot skin. The queen whispered: "It's getting late, let's rest early."

From the palace came the holy monk howling in grief and indignation, as if asking Brother Monkey to save his life.And the queen asked whether the size of his national treasure made Yudi brother forget the voice of Buddha.

The next morning Tang Sanzang slept until the sun was high and did not get up.

"Your Majesty is indeed a well-deserved national treasure."

The queen gave a satisfied smile.

No matter how long I waited at the inn, Tang Sanzang never came back, and I knew he must have been sneaked.Taking the Western Classics is like going on a tour. It's no wonder that the local high-ranking officials let go of the meat delivered to their mouths.

The honest man Sha and the social pig Paige came over, "Eldest brother, why hasn't the master come back yet?"

"Eldest brother, is the master captured by a monster?"

"Eldest brother, what about the second senior brother?"

"Eldest senior brother and second senior brother want to divide the luggage..."

"Lao Sha." I said earnestly, "Although we have only known each other for two days, I really regard you as a real brother. You are like the children in my hometown Huaguoshan Shuiliandong. Every one of them is mine. Flesh brother, so I have something to tell you."

Sha Wujing looked serious, "Yes."

"From now on, you will call me Senior Sister."

Sha Wujing was puzzled, "Are you a woman?"

I puffed out my hairy chest and said in a rough voice, "Why? Not obvious?"

After finishing lunch, I picked my teeth with a chicken skeleton made of some kind of vegetables, and watched Tang Sanzang come back with his legs between his legs from afar. I put down my toothpick and asked, "Have you got the customs clearance document?"

"got it."

He looked like he didn't want to talk to me more, what a ghost.I stopped him and asked, "Why is your walking posture so strange today? The queen is really so mighty, you can wear chastity pants, warrior."

"What nonsense?" Tang Sanzang muttered, not wanting to talk to me.

I grabbed his neck, my nails turned into claws, "Who are you calling a monkey?"

Tang Sanzang felt the pain, "I didn't say that!"

"What? How dare you say I'm playing tricks? Where do you have the guts!"

"Brother Monkey, I'm exhausted and I don't want to quarrel with you... I was abused by you unilaterally, please do me a favor and let me go."

I picked my ears, "Did you beg the Queen for mercy last night?"

"how do you know?"

"The Bull Demon King told me the same thing back then. Do you know why I said that the Bull Demon King didn't dare to say two? This is the reason." I summoned up my breath and said, "The person who can control the bed can control the entire battlefield, Victory is usually not in the field but in bed, you know?"

Tang Sanzang seemed to understand but half understood, and always felt that something was wrong.

It's time for the pipa master to appear at night, and it's no surprise that he is a male pipa master.

Why do monsters on this road, regardless of gender, want to ♂ Tang Sanzang, what does he have that I don't have?I was treated unfairly and I am not happy!The unhappy old man is an existence comparable to Hulk in destructive power.

I became Tang Sanzang and was taken away by Pipa Jing.

His fate can be predicted. I saw Tang Sanzang, who became me (capuchin monkey), make the gesture of the cross in a very breaking way. Was it because you were hooked up by Gabriel or Lucifer when the Buddha scolded you?Jin Chanzi... This name is very easy to hook up with.

The pipa essence whipped up the evil wind and brought me back to the cave.

This pipa master has the appearance of a coquettish bitch, with a thin waist and a raised butt, he looks like a Scorpio.

"Brother Yu." Pipa Jing imitated the tone of the male emperor and said, he has long disliked the male emperor, he is obviously a rare male creature in the territory of the daughter country, why should the male emperor be a goblin when he can be the lord.

I heard his voice, don't forget that I still have 5 minutes of [Mind Reading] skills.

He raised my chin, "Even though the queen was taken advantage of last night, today you are mine."

Although I still looked like Tang Sanzang on the surface, my furry breasts were quietly exposed under the clothes, and as soon as the Pipa Jing pulled off my skirt, he was dumbfounded and screamed, covering his eyes: "What the hell did you show me! "

Have you ever spoken like that?No wonder you can only be a pipa master if someone can be the lord of the country, the pattern of bearing and vision is different.

Pipa Jing finally understood, and asked me sharply, "You are not Tang Sanzang! Who are you?"

I changed, "I'm his monkey brother, the great sage and ugly monkey king Sun Wufan."

Although I'm not ugly anymore, I'd rather be called Ugly Monkey King in order to form a CP with the king.

"Sun Wufan? You are the Sun Wufan who sucked the bull devil back then?!" Pipa Jing said in shock.

Um?It seems that there is a story that I don't know.

Pipa Jing said fearfully: "It has been spread all over the way to learn the scriptures. It is said that you, Sun Wufan, sucked the bull demon king so hard that you couldn't even get out of the sedan chair on the day you got married. You helped him out, and I heard that you protected him. Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures. The male monsters on the way we learned scriptures held a meeting and decided to stay away from you. He also said that you have practiced magic skills and specialize in absorbing male monsters. Once you are targeted, you will definitely be sucked. It's clean, I'm going to be beaten back to its original shape. Originally, I wanted to catch Tang Sanzang, but I didn't expect that you had already set my sights on me and wanted to suck my cultivation dry. Grandpa Sun, please let the little demon go. My cultivation is superficial, but It has been practiced for a hundred years. It is of no use to you old man, look at my waist and legs, they are not as thick as yours."

You are calling me fat, how dare you call me fat!

Even if I am successful and famous, I am not broad-minded enough to be indifferent to others criticizing my figure. I smirked and grabbed his calf, "I planned to let you go, but you dare to insult me. A hundred years of cultivation It’s not a real meal, but grandpa is the master of plucking wild goose.”

In fact, I was just scaring him, and I have never practiced the method of absorbing stars, so how do I know how to absorb the cultivation of goblins?The absolute option has no voice at this time. It seems that Pipa Jing is a dispensable and small role in his eyes, and it is not worth his trouble to come up with an option.

The pipa master screamed like a magic sound, he is a pipa master, screaming is his weapon, I slapped him backhand, "what do you mean I haven't screamed yet?"

Pipa Jing wept sobbingly, I thought for a while, "If you want me to let you go, you can, but you must promise me three things."

"Which three things?" Pipa Jing's eyes lit up, "You can't violate my principles."

I slapped him on the left side of the face with my backhand, and now it's done, there are red handprints on the left and right sides, and the slap marks will be neat.

"You little fairy still have principles, come and tell your grandfather, what principles do you have?"

Pipa sat up carefully. Although her face hurt, she didn't dare to rub it. "First, I don't catch old people. Second, I don't catch children. Third, I don't catch ugly people."

The principle of looking at the face.

My palms were itchy again, but his left and right cheeks were red and swollen by me, and the third slap would not be suitable. I turned my eyes to his sensual buttocks, and I don’t know why. From the very beginning, I developed a strong interest in buttocks. Up to now, I have beaten several people. At the beginning, it was just an absolute option to threaten me with what to do. At the beginning, I still had a strong sense of guilt and shame. Feeling, but now I actually want to use this technology on my own initiative.

Time is really a butcher's knife. Back then, I also had to dress up as a goddess reserve for more than an hour when I went out, but now I have turned into a butt-looking monkey.

But now I am a monkey and a beast after all, even though I have become a fairy, I can't stop my nature.I stretched out my strong claws and turned Pipa Jing over and pressed it on the bed.Pipa Jing also spent a lot of thought in order to capture Tang Sanzang and marry him in the bridal chamber. At least the bed was furnished in a soft box, and the bedding seemed to be a tribute, so he must have stolen it from the palace.

Pipa Jing changed from being unbelievable at the beginning to crying loudly. He didn't expect to be here when he was a hero in his first life. Sun Wuhan not only wanted to absorb the cultivation base of the male fairies, but also disintegrated their spirits!I don't know if he can leave alive and tell the news to his brothers.

After the swelling, I breathed a sigh of relief, like someone who has quit smoking or drugs for a long time.How can spiritual dependence be removed so easily?Although I barely quit under the supervision of others for a few months, once I picked it up again, it was even more ferocious than before.

This is how I am now. In the past, I didn’t use all my strength when I used the buttock strike technique, but kept a bit of conscience. This time, I estimated the physical strength of Pipa Jing, and I didn’t hold back my hands. I performed a set of 18 moves heartily.

"Is there any principle left?"

"No more, Grandpa Sun, please forgive me."

After packing up the pipa essence, I went back to the station. Tang Sanzang was still frowning.

"Why, I can't bear the queen."

"What queen..."

"What does the title of queen have to do with gender? Could it be that you are discriminated against? I don't go to learn from people who discriminate."

Tang Sanzang: "Let's slip away."

"The customs clearance document?"

"You went and stole the big seal and stamped it."

I gave Tang Sanzang a thumbs up, "It should have been done earlier."

After all, the queen is a mortal and has not found my trace.

A group of 10 of us left the daughter country quietly.

·

"Did you secretly leave a letter to the queen? What did you write?" I asked Tang Sanzang's shoulder.

Tang Sanzang didn't want to say it.

"No."

"Dare to lie to your monkey brother?"

"Just write that I will deal with him when I come back from becoming a Buddha."

Me: "One day in the sky, one year in the earth, don't forget."

Tang Sanzang: "I remember, hey! Bajie! Why are you being lazy? Hurry up, there are still hundreds of miles to go today."

With motivation, Tang Sanzang is more diligent than before. Why does it take him ten months to get to Lingshan to take the Western Classics every year!

Thinking of him clamping his crotch | lowering the tiger's abdomen, "Drive!!"