Absolutely retarded option

Immortal Enel was refreshed after beating him up, "Tell me, what do you want from me."

Enilu's face was so swollen that he couldn't speak, and he didn't know what he was calling.

I made him kneel down.

After the ascension, all I could think of was the king, how could I go back to heaven.

Ni Tianying said that it is easy to fall down, but it is difficult to fly up.

I made a move today, but after thinking about it, I should not beat him up, and I will do a good deed every day.

"Miss Sun...Miss Reese?" Alice, a beautiful angelic girl, smiled at me.

Today I prefer pretty girls.

If it was me who was ugly yesterday, it would definitely be even uglier because of jealousy.

"Alice? What's the matter?" I asked.

"It's like this, the first festival of Mermaid Island and Sky Island is scheduled for the day after tomorrow, and it will be celebrated every year in the future. I want to invite you to participate." Alice has a pair of blue eyes, and golden curly hair, looks really It's like an angel.

"Also, the history of Mermaid Island is about to turn a new chapter." Neptune's son said. "And Shirahoshi can come out, the person on the empty island can't catch up."

In fact, Captain Daken, Shirahoshi's crazy suitor, throws his weapon at Shirahoshi every time he throws it into the sky, but always falls down after flying a certain distance. It seems that even the ability of the devil fruit is no match for gravity.

"This is a good thing. It seems that you got used to it quickly, and thought you would hate me hahaha."

It doesn't matter even if you are hated, Car Roller thought.

"Yes, I also like to be lively."

Alice said: "Everyone can't wait to try the food on Mermaid Island."

Rolling Star said: "Sky Island also has a lot of delicious food."

"And we also invited the Sandians." Alice said, "After all, they are also part of Sky Island. Our relationship has improved a lot since a few years ago."

"They get along well with the murlocs," said Crashing Star.

It seemed that I had done a good deed unintentionally, so I suggested: "Then should you set up a statue for me? The kind that is sacrificed on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year?"

"If you're looking forward to that, then Murloc Island can satisfy you." The Crasher said very generously.

I thought about it, "I don't need it anymore, I always feel a little strange."

Mermaid Island and Sky Island are decorated with lights and festoons. The streets of Mermaid Island are full of Sky Island residents with wings. It can be seen that they get along very well.And I also saw the huge mermaid Shirahoshi Princess, she was swimming in the white sea, this mermaid who can hold me up with one hand has a very pure and lovely silly white sweet face, she can play all the roles of little white flowers in her true colors.

Judging by Bai Xing's expression, she knew that she lived here very peacefully.

He smiled for a long time.

"Vander Daken will definitely not be able to find it here." Thinking about it, Bai Xing took out his favorite pearl and gave it to Miss Reese, "I heard that Miss Reese's name means rice?"

"That's right." I took the pearl, a purple pearl as big as my head, "It's too big for me, you should take it back."

"Don't you like it?" Bai Xing's eyes were filled with tears, "Then change to a smaller one?"

So I received a fist-sized pink pearl.

When I discussed with Ni Tianying how to get back to the Heavenly Court, this guy was helping Mrs. Xia Li build a new house on the empty island, his clothes were tied around his waist, and the building was in full swing, I kicked him very dissatisfied, "Busy? Excuse me, it's more important to think about how to return to Heaven?"

"I'm not going back to Heaven, I want to make a home here."

I picked my ears, "What are you talking about? Don't care about your old father Yang Jian?"

"The master has a roaring dog, I'm just a foil, it doesn't matter if the master has me or not." Ni Tianying said a little desolately, seeming to be neglected.

Also, children in the middle of the family are most likely to be ignored.

"Then you plan to stay here."

Anti-Tianying nodded, and looked at Mrs. Xia Li with a satisfied smile.

What happened to you in just a few days?

"I changed back, which is fine."

"Since you say so, I won't force you, but how do I go back?"

A treacherous smile appeared on Ni Tianying's bird face, "This is your own business, I can't control it."

I was very lonely when I was living on an empty island and lost my comrades in arms. Ai Nilu, a bitch who had just recovered from his injuries, came again, "I heard that your home is in the sky? Coincidentally, my ancestral home is on the moon."

Is this why you want to go to heaven?

"Then why did you come down?"

Enilu looked uncomfortable: "It was shot down."

"How did you hit him? Worse than me?"

Enel nodded and shook his head.

"I have to take revenge, take you for a while?"

"You don't abandon evil and pursue good, why do you still think about revenge?" I asked curiously.

"That's different." Enilo insisted, "You have to get revenge and then persuade him to do good."

I understand, like my great Pope, if you don't believe in me, I will kill you.

"How shall we go?"

"By boat."

Enilu showed me his car, the gold-plated treasure ship, "By the way, you didn't have shortness of breath when you went to heaven?"

Enel showed a puzzled expression.

This world is really strange. The space between the earth and the moon is not a vacuum, and they can still breathe. You must know that the air in the empty island is much thinner than that in the blue ocean.

Without further ado, after attending the festivals of Sky Island and Mermaid Island, Anilo and I went to heaven. The last time Anilo got lost, the people of Sky Island wished him not to come back, but this time he was sent off by many folks. , the mood is completely different.

When I'm in a hurry, I'll let him talk about the enemies on the moon.

Anilu gritted his teeth: "They must have come from somewhere to occupy the magpie's nest after my people moved away... I only saw one person, and the others were all puppets. It was a bastard called Datong Musheren blind."

I don't know how to complain, whether he was beaten to death by a blind man, or whether the Otsutsuki clan lived on the moon of the Great Route.

Back then, I also had a name called Datongmu Di Shitian.

Think about it is a period of eventful years.

At that time, I still lost my memory. I haven't lost my memory for a long time, and I am not used to remembering complete days.

We flew from the earth to the moon in a new-energy old-fashioned sailboat in ignorance of science. I think even Martians would be scared to death when they saw it.

After finally reaching the moon, Datong Musheren didn't see it anywhere, but instead saw the Moon Palace.

"I didn't see this building last time." Enilo looked curiously at the antique Moon Palace.

Then a beautiful woman with a cold temperament floated out of the moon palace, who was short of writing a goddess on her face.

"Fairy Chang'e." I was still very polite to my pretty sister.

Chang'e asked suspiciously, "You are."

"I am Sun Wufan of the Imperial Horse Supervisor."

"Sun Wukong's men?"

"Exactly."

Chang'e looked at Ai Nilu: "This is it."

"Oh, he's human."

"I don't know where you guys came from. If someone sees him, he will be punished for trespassing on the heavenly court, so he should leave sooner." Chang'e said in a high-handed manner. female.

After Chang'e left, Anilu asked absentmindedly, "Who is she?"

I was very dissatisfied: "What do you mean, Dad, I am not ten thousand times more beautiful than her?"

Anilu turned his head silently, I think he might have been silent because he was afraid of being beaten by me.

It is very inconvenient to bring Ai Nilu, because he looks like an outsider at first glance, and looks completely different from people in our world. He seems to have ill intentions towards Fairy Chang'e. I told him that he can go back to Baihai to meet his parents and fellow villagers. I don’t agree, and I insist on going back to the Yuma Prison with me. I didn’t know that he was so thick-skinned before. I have no choice but to take him back together. I hope the king will not misunderstand.

When the ordinary and simple yamen in Yumajian appeared in front of my eyes, I was so excited that tears filled my eyes. Although we didn’t see each other for a long time, the voice and smile of the king reappeared in my mind every day. Looking at the time, the king should still be in Yuma I didn't even knock on the door, I just went in.

A person in charge came over and asked me, "What does this fairy do?"

I smiled and said, "You don't know me anymore?"

He stared at me for a while and said, "Xiaoxian has never seen a fairy. I don't know where the fairy works?"

I pointed to the plaque on the Imperial Horse Supervisor, "I will take office here."

The fairy joked, and suddenly his eyes widened, because behind this beautiful fairy, a big fluffy black tail slowly stretched out.Fox... No, no, the fox's tail is far more fluffy and beautiful than this one, and there is no fox with a black tail.

Suddenly he thought of something, he almost fell down in fright, and pointed at me tremblingly: "...You, you, are you!"

I nodded, "That's right, it's me."

"...Are you Sun Wuhan?"

"It's me! Hurry up and meet your grandpa Sun Wuhan!"

Sun Wuhan, the female monkey demon from the lower world, is a bully in the Yumajian, and she is notorious. Even several nearby yamen have heard of her notoriety. She bullies men and women on weekdays. The immortals punched and kicked, and because Bi Mawen was backing him because of his abilities, and the heavenly court had a very ambiguous attitude towards Bi Mawen, no one could cure him.

I sat on the throne and asked, "Where did the king go?"

A small official said tremblingly: "If you go back to grandpa, Mr. Bi Mawen went to the lower realm to find grandpa."

You deserve to be a king, but you only care about me.

I told Anilo not to run around and not to cause trouble, and if it was found that I had come here by smuggling, don't report my name, even if I did, I would not recognize it.Then I went to find Shunfenger and asked him to hear where the king was.

"Strange, I couldn't find any trace of Sun Wukong." Shunfeng Er put away his supernatural powers suspiciously, "There are two possibilities, one is that Sun Wukong took the initiative to block my tracking, and the other is that he is in a place where I cannot monitor."

Understood, Your Majesty has an adventure.

According to the law of the protagonist's immortality, I am not worried about the king's safety at all, but I am worried about those female goblins with evil intentions.

Dawang's delicious dessert is a female fairy who wants to take a bite.

I'm a little worried.

I decided to go to the lower realm to find the king.

The Tianguan told me that I need a review from above.

Damn it's still under review.

The seventh princess found out and said very righteously: "It happens that my sisters, my mother and I are going down to earth, so you can go too."

I readily agreed.

The seven princesses are all very beautiful, and I can't keep my eyes on them. When the seventh princess introduced who I am, the other princesses, including the queen mother, were all amazed, "That monkey...how could it take such a shape?"

I think what they think must be unscientific.

The Queen Mother and the princesses travel in a flying boat, carved from white jade, which is so gorgeous, and I don’t know how many cities can be bought in the mortal world.

Finally we arrived at Fairy Lake. Princess Seven and I took a bath together. She said furtively, "I asked my sisters and the mother monkey why they had to come here to take a bath. They couldn't explain it clearly."

This is very strange, as if the brain waves are controlled by aliens.

They live in the sky and they are probably aliens themselves.

Like Vega, she might be Andromeda.

Pegasus is the constellation Pegasus.

The princesses are having a good time playing and fighting, but I have been secretly monitoring the surrounding environment, knowing that the cowherd is about to grow up.

Here comes the problem, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Seven Fairies and Dong Yong are pirated versions of the former, and the Seven Fairies I know is Weaver Girl, so what about Dong Yong?In fact, Dong Yong and Niulang are the same kind, without the seven fairies weaving to support him, he would have died a long time ago.

The story of the two phoenix men's fraudulent marriage aroused Benxian's strong discomfort.

While washing and washing, suddenly a strange sound came from the grass. I glanced at it, and sure enough, there was a little white dragon who seemed gentle and handsome to others, but to me was a deer-headed mouse. The target was the clothes on the shore. Go straight ahead and the target is Zhinu's red skirt.I hooked my fingers, and the cowherd took the wrong clothes, um, the queen mother's.

After taking a shower, everyone has to get dressed and leave.

The queen mother was shocked to find that the clothes were gone.

At this time, everyone encountered the halo of Jiangzhi and had to leave.

"Queen Mother, why don't you use spells to create a suit of clothes?"

The queen mother looks very pitiful in the water, her hair is messy, so it seems that the queen mother is actually very young, she is dizzy at this time, and she can't speak clearly: "I, Aijia..."

In my opinion, the queen mother is out of her mind, so I greeted Zhinu, "Changing clothes for your mother."

Zhinu is the patriarch of weaving, she can weave any kind of fabric, but at this time she also wears the halo of Jiangzhi, and she can’t make clothes, and the other fairies have to leave. Stay here alone? What do you think?"

The fairies all looked confused, yes, why?

"We have to go."

What's the meaning?Could it be that you violated the will of the world by staying?Or is this point in time constant and unchangeable, I clung to the fairies, but they broke free from me like crazy and flew into the sky, "We have to go."

I understand, this is probably the way of heaven.

So here comes the question, the Seven Fairies also flew away with their sisters, and only the Queen Mother is left in the Fairy Lake, how will the story proceed?

My mom is a little irritating.