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Hai Yuanli... That year, Mermaid Island... a certain place, the gangster of Murloc Island uttered an insult that made him famous forever: "You ugly man! Why don't you go to heaven!"

People say that negative forces such as anger and hatred can be more direct to people's hearts. I didn't believe it before, but now...after being scolded countless times for being ugly, the last sound seemed to be the straw that broke the camel's back and made my blood of monsters reach the peak. boiling point.The body seems to be burning.

horrible!Should Dad set himself on fire? !

The monstrous heat wave roasted the nearest murloc into a grilled fish. Although it was still alive, the smell wafted out.He yelled "I'm cooked" and jumped into the sea frantically.

An unprecedented huge force rose from the dantian, and suddenly there was something round and round swimming in the stomach, could it be stomach stones?

The heat continued to rise, and I was steaming like a grilled prawn, and then the stomach stones rushed up along some pipe, oops!Most likely to vomit!Although I have become like this, I don't want to do such a shameful thing as vomiting in the street!

The stomach stone finally popped out, a golden round ball the size of a ping pong ball.

This is, isn't this a demon pill!

I excitedly pulled Ni Tianying: "Look at the demon pill!"

"You've never seen it before."

"See you for the first time."

Ni Tianying didn't know what to say, "It seems that you don't know what happened."

"what?"

"You're going to change shape."

Change shape!These two words seemed to be the epoch-making nine-character mantra that slammed into my pure and kind heart, "I, I'm going to change shape! Finally, I don't have to bear this face?"

Nitian Yingxin said that there is still a certain relationship between the monster form and the main body, and some will retain some characteristics of the beast form, such as toad|toad|toad, after the form, the face will inevitably have pimples, pockmarks, and so on, shrimp and crab Waiting for the monster's eyeballs to always be bulging and lifeless, but you... have a dark square face.He really wanted to say something that would be better than mourning.

"The sky thunder is coming, be careful."

I just wanted to say that this is tens of thousands of miles under the sea, what kind of thunder can strike so deep, a finger-thick thunder struck the top of my head impartially, wilting the needle-like hair all at once. "Ow!" I screamed, and I realized that it didn't hurt very much.That's right, the power of the thunder that struck down after such a long journey and dived into the sea must be minimized.

"What thunder, that's all."

Ni Tianying said indifferently: "You are too happy too soon."

What is too early, I am clearly foreseeing.You can see the end from the beginning.

A few innocuous thunder strikes down, I'm fine, but the murlocs are all scared away, what a bunch of cowards who want to fight humans like this?The time difference between their race and human beings is not much different, but they are not as good as human beings in terms of numbers, strength and combat effectiveness.It is really embarrassing to the relatives of the sea clan who dominate the sea in other worlds so that humans dare not go to the sea, and have to pay rent to go to the sea.

It's really not as good as one generation.

"Oh! What's the matter, why is this thunder so much stronger than the last one?" The last one was 1, and this one is a stud?

"Boom——" the sky was full of thunder, as if the gods were roaring.No matter where the god comes from, I can make him Ragnarok.

Thousands of thunderbolts struck the Murloc Island, and countless murlocs hid in their houses shivering. King Neptune of Dragon Palace City prayed to appease the Sea God.And the mermaid princess Shirahoshi huddled under the quilt and wept, as if the end of the world was coming.

"No, why is this Thunder Tribulation so powerful." Ni Tianying naturally has experience in crossing the Tribulation, but his Thunder Tribulation is nothing compared to the current one.He couldn't help but look at the female monkey monster in the center of the thunder tribulation. If it were him, it would have been wiped out.She is just an ordinary monkey, how can she have such supernatural powers?

It took a long time for the thunder to pass, and a miracle appeared on the Fishman Island. It rained on the bottom of the sea.

A murloc licked the rainwater, but it turned out to be fresh water.

The place where the thunder tribulation descended was turned into scorched earth, but there were no casualties.

At this time, I was like the heroine in the melody of the goblin who made a stunning appearance, with long red hair wrapped around my graceful body, and I lowered my head to take a photo on the puddle, and I became me again!

I, Dorayan, live forever!

In the distance, Ni Tianying yelled: "You can't even transform into clothes!" That is the basic skill of monster transformation!How stupid she is!

For the clothes, I frowned and tried several times and finally put on the bikini.Ni Tianying couldn't bear it, ever since he saw the coolly dressed Kaimi, he murmured from time to time that this barbaric land can't grow good bamboo shoots.

When the dust and smoke dissipated, I walked up to the Sky-Defying Eagle in a charming manner, and the eagle was dumbfounded, "You, you, you are grandson..."

"Did you not remember my name or dare not recognize it?"

"Son Gohan?"

"It's me, Dad, what's the matter, look stupid?"

"Back when Daji transformed into a human form and tasted countless fairy herbs, she got such a disaster-like skin, but...it shouldn't be." I think he actually wanted to say it was unscientific.

The murlocs who saw Tianlei disappeared and hid came out of their homes one after another, all looking at me in awe.

I coughed and said loudly: "This... I just crossed the calamity! It seems that you don't know what crossing the calamity is, that is to say, I have become a god!" The murlocs looked in disbelief, "There is one more thing, as my ascension Fishman Island has officially become my temple, and you are all my people!"

There was a noise from the fish school, they thought I wanted to occupy the murloc island, at this time two strange demi-humans came out of the murlocs, one had a feline face and the other looked like an uncracked egg, "the murlocs The island is already owned by the Big Mom Pirates, so what do you dare to occupy Murloc Island?"

"But that thunderbolt is really scary."

"The bigmom pirates are fearless."

"Whatever you think, but now, we are going to the sky." I pointed to the sky and the ground, "You, that murloc you were just now, do you want to go to the sky? This god will fulfill your wish."

Just now the absolute option appeared, let me choose Lei Jie to pierce the membrane of the Mermaid Island or take the Mermaid Island to the sky together, of course I chose to go to the sky together.

"What nonsense are you human talking about!" Although he didn't know how the monkey turned into a human, the murloc couldn't think of any reason, so he could only curse.

I shook my head, why bother with these primitive people!

"Sit tight, it's time to go to heaven!"

The fishman island started to vibrate very slightly. Everyone didn't take it seriously at first. After all, there were seas all around and nothing could be seen. It's like when you wake up, the whole earth is gone, but your surrounding environment remains unchanged.The world is still the original world, but earth-shaking changes have taken place outside the world.

"We're going up!" Finally, a murloc realized the problem, and shouted in fear: "The murloc island is going up!"

Although I don’t know how the Murloc Island was formed, after all, the appearance of the Murlocs does not meet the standards of deep-sea creatures at all. I was a little out of breath when I lifted the Murloc Island to the sky with my mental strength. I just became a god. Using power, the prehistoric power system, a mortal/monster is just a little fairy after going through the tribulation and ascending, there are many levels up, such as Jinxian, Daluo Jinxian, etc., and then you have to go through the tribulation, anyway, the road is endless.

Ni Tianying couldn't understand it. He walked the road from monster to fairy, and he also knew that there was not much change in the ability of monsters to become immortals. It was just that the power changed from monster energy to fairy energy, but the power of the female monkey monster increased once it became immortal. It's too heaven-defying, even his master Yang Jian doesn't have such ability.

The guards of Dragon Palace City came to investigate the situation belatedly. After learning that the entire Mermaid Island was floating, they panicked and ran back to Dragon Palace City to find Neptune.But even though Neptune is the king of Mermaid Island, that's all he can do. He can only warn the residents not to panic, but stay well, "Take me to find that woman."

I was a little embarrassed to see the real owner of Mermaid Island. After all, my behavior was completely in line with robbery.And the mermaid and starfish who brought me here were almost scared to death.

"Unknown powerhouse, what do you want to do?"

"I want to take Mermaid Island to the sky. By the way, can you murlocs or mermaids survive out of the sea?"

"Of course it's possible, but we can't stay out of the water for a long time, otherwise we will become weak."

Originally, I only wanted to take away Mermaid Island. Since he said so, I should also take part of the sea water.

"Mermaid Island is my property now, you better be obedient, or I will fly directly to the human island and get you off. There are so many mermaids on the island, they must be ecstatic with joy." I shamelessly threatened.

Neptune had no choice but to acquiesce to my unreasonable request.

Sure enough, the fist is hard.

As the pressure of the sea water became lighter and lighter, the speed of floating became faster and faster. Soon we reached the surface of the sea, and the entire fishman island surfaced in an instant. The edge of the island opened out in amazement, not because they didn't want to go out, but because it was too dangerous for murlocs to live where humans lived.Neptune couldn't help worrying about the safety of Mermaid Island.But then he was shocked to find that Mermaid Island was still rising, and the huge island was gradually breaking away from the sea!

"Ahhh!" Mermaid Island fell into panic again.

"What's the noise! ​​It's not unusual to talk about going to the sky instead of going ashore."

Many murlocs were so frightened that their legs went limp.

A blue murloc quickly approached me, grabbed my neck, "Let the mermaid return to its original place or I will kill you."

The one who bravely stretched out the hand of justice like a brutal and cold-blooded invader is Hody Jones, the boss of Murloc Street.

"Hody Jones! Stop it! You will kill everyone!" Neptune stopped immediately.

Hody Jones only thought it was funny, "If it weren't for you, the useless King Murloc Island, it wouldn't be what it is now."

Me: "This brave young man, please take a look at what's going on now. The Fishman Island is in the air and how far it is from the sea. If I let go... the Fishman Island will fall to the ground with nothing left." Of course I It's a lie, it's possible to be torn apart, but it's not necessarily the case.

"What is your purpose?"

"You will know when you reach the sky."

The legend of the sea, Sky Island.

Legend has it that there are also land and islands in the sky, as well as seas and creatures.The blue sky is nothing but an ocean floating in the air, otherwise why would it be blue.

When Mermaid Island passed through the clouds and floated on the white sea, the residents of Mermaid Island fell silent.

I dusted my shoulders, "Let go of your hands, you can't hurt me at all. This is an empty island, with a vast area about the size of the sea, sparsely populated and no humans..."

"What? There are no humans? I didn't get it wrong, did I?"

"I also heard that there are no human beings."

Noisy and noisy for a long time, a big man with wings came over on a small pink motorcycle. The sudden appearance of such a big island and the people of Sky Island were terrified. Human beings who can go to Sky Island are not ordinary people no matter how good or bad they are. As a guard of God, he is quite cautious.

Sky Island is such a good place, I almost blurted out that Sky Island is my territory from now on.

"This is a good place. There is no trading or killing. They don't have slavery, so you don't have to worry about being taken away, but there will still be humans coming up through various methods..."

Neptune: I can't figure out whether she has good intentions or another purpose.But even with good intentions, it is too self-assertive, saying that if you bring the Murloc Island to the sky, you will bring it to the sky...

Why, I'm already a fairy and I'm not allowed to be self-willed?

"I am the bodyguard of Gamfur, the God of Sky Island, who are you!"

"The fishman island is an immigrant from the bottom of the blue sea. I'm not saying that they are miserable and can't survive in the human land. Humans are more hostile to other races, anyway, human beings are not a good thing."

The guards nodded, which they recognized.

"So I thought I should immigrate. It just so happens that the population in Baihai is high quality and the population is sparse, and those who are weaker than humans are easy to bully..." Oops, I accidentally said what I was thinking, and I greeted Neptune, "You jump down and see if you can swim."

But Neptune was terrified. There are clouds underneath. Although I don’t know why those islands in the distance can float on it...

"That's the sea, but it's a bit white. You can swim in the water, why can't you swim in the clouds?"

"Then I'll jump in case I fall..."

"What are you afraid of? You're still a king. Isn't your hometown under the clouds? It's the sea. What are you afraid of as a murloc?"

"This old man is a mermaid, not a murloc."

"You said you are a mermaid? Are you a mermaid like those beautiful mermaid girls?"

Neptune nodded.

"Then you sea gods are not very friendly to male mermaids." Mermaids are also pitifully married to ugly mermaids...

"Your Majesty! Don't jump!" Prime Minister Haima jumped out to stop him.

Neptune: "It's all right, since this lady promised that I will be the first to try as a king." After finishing speaking, Neptune's huge body got out of the membrane and jumped into the White Sea. It disappeared, and many residents of Murloc Island were crying. Within a few seconds, Neptune came out wearing a crooked crown, with a surprised expression on his face, "It's really amazing... It's clearly a cloud, but it's no different from the sea .”

"By the way, you have to pay attention to the fact that the clouds have a bottom, so don't accidentally fall out." Even if they fell, they probably wouldn't die with their physical fitness.

While I was thinking this way, the serious old man in Sky Island finally appeared.

He accused me of arbitrarily making decisions and not thinking about the people at all. There is no way I am a novice god, which is normal.

I had a friendly discussion with Ganfur about the rights and obligations of Mermaid Island residents on Sky Island.

"I heard that there are no gangsters from Fishman Island! Don't cause trouble. They are not easy to provoke. If you break the law, you just leave it in the clouds, you know?"

The gangsters on Fishman Island gritted their teeth, but after all, the White Sea was many times better than the bottom they were in.

A mermaid said sadly, "Can we go back?"

I don't know why they miss a sea full of people or discriminate against them.

"Well, there is a way to go from the empty island to the blue sea." Ganfur said, "you don't have to worry."

I'm tired after talking for so long, so I just put everything on the old man. After all, they are the hosts, and they should be responsible for receiving immigrants.As for me, a god... Could it be that the queen is in charge of the prime minister just for show?The King of Fishman Island is still alive and kicking.

Then the kind-hearted residents of Sky Island accepted the immigrants from Murloc Island at an unbelievable speed. There were even mermaids who fell in love with Brother Sky Island and said that "mermaids and angels should be together", but some fish Popularity is bad.

The banquet was still going on, and a guard came to Ganfur in a panic: "...My lord, we have found the trace of Enel."

Enel, the false god who once ruled Sky Island violently.

"Didn't he leave? Why did he come back again?" Ganfor was shocked. They were not Enel's opponents. Could it be that the past was going to repeat itself?

Anilo was driven back.

That's a nice way of saying it.

To put it bluntly, he was beaten back.

The beating was very miserable.

He misses those weak blind daters in Kongdao who are like Mianyang, and he has to go to the moon if he is a god.

The moon used to be the hometown of Enilo. Their ancestors' boats ran out of fuel and forced to land on the White Sea, and they settled there.Only those with wings on the sky island are the aborigines of the sky island, and the rest are outsiders.In other words, Enilu is not actually a native of Sky Island. In fact, he doesn't know what's going on on the moon. , He found that his hometown was not the hometown he imagined, and there were people there.At the beginning, Enilo thought that they must be the clansmen who had been separated for a long time. If they were willing to obey his rule, they would not be unable to recognize each other. However, the natives of the moon did not have that idea.

The return trip was long, and Anilu thought about it a lot, but it was not a good thing.The first thing is to kill the god Ganfur to regain the god position, and maybe choose a saint to marry or something... After all, he has also reached the age of saving seeds.After all, there is still a god to inherit.

But as soon as he arrived on the surface of the planet, he felt a strange attraction. The closer he got to the White Sea, the more uncontrollable he became. At the maximum power output, the power seemed to never give up until he was squeezed dry, and Enel thought he was going to die.

A dark force tells him that if he wants to survive, he must recognize Ganfort as his grandfather when he returns to Sky Island.

Of course Enilo didn't agree.

Then he almost died.

Before he died, he realized.

He wants to be a good Sky Islander.

The moment he landed on the empty island, he was surrounded by the fully armed God's Guard. Even if they knew that they couldn't beat Enilo, they were still ready, even if it was the last battle...

Then, a man who looked like a dead house who could not go out for a month staggered off the boat.

Walking up to Gamfur, he gave him a big hug.

Gamfor nearly had a heart attack.

"Ai, Enilu???"

Enilu let go of him, with dark circles under his eyes showing a hearty smile, "Grandpa, what did you say?"

"Gah!!"

"It's not good, Mr. Ganfur has passed out, hurry up and give first aid!"

"Enilu didn't even attack Lord Ganfort..."

"Didn't he hug? It must be a new trick!"

·

Navy Headquarters

A certain navy who is in contact with the Golden Lion is secretly talking on the phone. It’s impossible not to be sneaky. Most of the colleagues are knowledgeable and sensual and they were tapped without paying attention. , who can do such a thing except your fluttering fruit?"

"The old man is so old and floats on such a big island. With this ability, why don't I let Marlin Buddha go to the sky?"

"You really didn't do it?"

"no!"

"But the buoyant power... how dare you say it's not you!"

The golden lion couldn't argue, he thought he was sleepwalking, "Maybe someone who can manipulate gravity did it!"

·

Mr. Anilu, a citizen of Sky Island, joined the work team helping the residents of Mermaid Island to build new houses. Many murlocs expressed their appreciation for him, "You, although the fruit power is powerful, but the physique is too poor, even ordinary murlocs can Can't compare."

"Yeah yeah."

Anilu was taught humbly and said that he must exercise well.

One day, he suddenly smelled a familiar smell when he was having a big pot meal at the construction site with his old neighbors and new neighbors. It was his unmistakable smell of thunder.

"You mean her?" The murloc's expression changed, "That's the... God of Murloc Island? It should be called that, similar to Lord Ganfur. You don't know how many times she was struck by countless purple lightnings that day. Hours, we were scared to death. Hey, why did your chopsticks break?"

"It's okay." Enel said through gritted teeth.Although he decided to change his mind and become a good person, Enilo did not choose to be a holy father, that woman almost killed him.The boat was controlled by him alone. If he passed out, he would end up with the boat being destroyed.I thought it was God's punishment, but I didn't expect it to be man-made.But he couldn't figure out how the woman did it.

At night, I ate a roast leg of lamb and was blocked outside the toilet by a monster with big ears, "What do you want to do with this god? You have to ask for instructions first, and you can only meet with me if the god agrees. Now, kneel down."

Anilu suddenly understood Bidong's trick, "Woman, you almost sucked me dry."

suck you dry?

You big-eared monster thinks beautifully.

To become a god, I don't want to haggle with a mortal.

"My god is going to rest, you kneel down."

This woman is extremely beautiful, but her brain is vague, and she claims to be a god. The appearance is extremely disgusting... Hey, why does he have a feeling of looking in a mirror.

"By the way, you look a little familiar, especially the things behind you don't know what they are doing. They are inserted into the meat? I heard that some primitive people do regard self-mutilation as aesthetics. Why don't you put a plate in your mouth? There is no iron ring on it. The ancient ritual must be done in full."

"This is a sacred object of our family!" Enel said.

"What? There is a family of mentally retarded people like you?" Wearing high heels is the highest self-harm behavior I can accept. After all, it looks good, but with a wheel on the back... Sorry, Dad can't understand this aesthetic.

Enilo was on fire, his joints creaking all over his body.

It looked like he was going to hit me.

As a monster, I am naturally resistant to physical attacks.

It was doomed when Anilu swung his casserole-sized fist at me.

I tied him to a cross. Seriously, I have a hundred ways to deal with the heretics. Anyway, there will be no brother who will jump out and let me let this wizard go.