Absolutely retarded option

A lesson from God, most of the time I am an honorary informal member of the Animal Protection Association, only ranked below the feminists, and besides that, I am also the hardcore elder of the Moonlight Association, and a gamer (no matter what game I play ) lord.I hate dog abuse and bird abuse instinctively. I still have a good impression of the sky-defying eagle. Of course, I can’t say I like birds. Compared with birds, they are more cute than furry.But Xiaotiangou, I don't know what breed it is. It has slender limbs, lean, long face, short tail, and always has a cunning dog-like expression on its face...

I picked up a stick from the river. I don’t know why there is a stick in the grass beside the Tianhe River. I slipped behind the Xiaotian dog, charged up and hit a home run, hitting the fat dog right in the middle. ass.Xiaotiangou is skinny, but its butt is very fleshy.

The Xiaotian dog was sent flying out with an "ow!" and hit Yang Jian.

The king praised me for being great.

Yang Jian was not the king's opponent, he was beaten to death, and I rode on the sky-defying eagle and soared in the sky, plucking his hair while riding him, "Makes you want to eat monkey brains! Pull your hair off!"

As a monster that flies with feathers, what will happen if it suddenly loses its feathers?Even though he can actually fly without feathers.

——Anti-Tianying fell down with a squeak, Dad, I experienced the feeling of a plane crash for the first time in my life. I pinched the half-bald neck of Anti-Tianying tightly, and clamped his waist, about the waist position, "Aren't you a fucking monster? Why can't you use spells to fly!"

Ni Tianying scratched his head subconsciously, "I haven't tried it, how could it be!"

It's not as simple as falling from the sky. The Sky-Defying Eagle only flew more than ten meters high, so nonsense, it would have fallen for a long time, and we fell directly into the clouds!From the 99th floor - fell to the 98th floor!Why do I feel that the distance from 99 Chongtian to the human world is farther than the distance from the earth's surface to the atmosphere.What about science?

The absolute option actually laughed at me for talking about science in the world of mythology.

I angrily squeezed Ni Tianying's neck tightly, "You should use your demon power to fly!"

Ni Tianying said that he has become a fairy long ago, only with fairy art and no demon power.At this time, you have become more particular, but in my opinion, you have forgotten your roots, just like those phoenix men who look down on their fathers and villagers in the countryside after studying in the city.

Ni Tianying tried his best to incite the remaining feathers, but it was useless, "You are also a monster, why can't you fly?"

This confused me, yes, I am also a monster and should be able to fly!

"I, I, I haven't even practiced fucking."

It's deceiving to be unhappy in the battle. We fell from 99 to 66 and didn't learn to fly.Seeing that I don’t know how long it will take, I still chatted leisurely, “I heard that you eagles build their nests on cliffs, which are very high anyway, and when your feathers grow, your parents will kick you out of the nest , you will learn to fly... You must have learned to fly and fell to your death in time, no wonder you have such a small number of eagles, what is the strength of a large number of people, like our Huaguo Mountain, the death rate of newborns hits a new low every year, then It’s all thanks to the second great king, one day I have to teach you eagles some experience, kick out those who learn to fly, and die without learning, and I still despise sparrows, I don’t know where the confidence comes from.”

Ni Tianying couldn't take it anymore, he just put up with a stinky monkey sitting on his back. After all, the status of monsters is low these days, and they are all treated unfairly in the Heavenly Court. They should hug each other to keep warm, right?But this female monkey monster is too noisy, even louder than the croaking monster he knew when he was a monster!

"Where did you hear the rumors!" Ni Tianying wanted to scold the monkey, "We don't have that custom."

"Then why are you so small? I heard that several eggs in your nest have hatched. The strong ones that break the shell first will kick the weaker siblings out of the nest, and will rob the younger siblings of food. Yes or no?"

Ni Tianying sarcastically said, "You monkeys are not much better."

I plucked another feather from his neck, "Compared to our relative, the terrifying upright ape, we monkeys are kind-hearted."

The Sky-Defying Eagle is working hard to learn how to fly, and its tendons and mana are scrambling, and it's almost gone, "Don't talk nonsense, I need to concentrate and think about it."

Me: "It's okay, even if it really falls on the ground, there will be a backrest."

Ni Tianying didn't realize at first that they had no way to go down in the sky, where did they come from, and suddenly thought that the monkey monster was talking about him!Angrily, a cobra maneuver came all of a sudden!If I hadn't hugged her tightly, I would have fallen, "You learned how to fly!"

The Anti-Sky Eagle, an old chick who just learned to fly, wilted just a few seconds after the cobra, and this time it fell vertically.

Sitting on his back was flattering, but now it's very uncomfortable, and if the report is not tight, he will be thrown out at any time!

I don't know which floor I fell to, it's so cold!Damn is not the troposphere!A hailstone as big as a king's head rushed towards us, and the Sky-Defying Eagle turned its head to dodge with difficulty. Before we could catch our breath, the overwhelming giant hailstones hit us, and we couldn't avoid it!

I endured the discomfort from the cold wind and shouted into Ni Tianying's ear: "Be careful! We may have arrived in a new world!"

The wind is too strong, and the eagle is not a bird that relies on its ears to make a living. Hearing this, he only said: "What?"

We plummeted to the new world.

Of course it is in the sea. The Sky-Defying Eagle is not a water bird and I am not a water monkey. The two of us flopped a few times in the sea and sank to the bottom. When we were in crisis, we covered our bodies with demon power to form an air film. This technique is much easier than learning to fly. Yes, it's just that the monster power is released, Ni Tianying made a single room-sized air film, and I can only barely wrap myself.

Guards Eagle smiled proudly at me.

Birds are real, we monkeys are not, except macaques... so real.

We in Huaguoshan like macaques very much. We always tell them to stay away from humans or they will be put in cages or served on the dining table, but they just don’t listen.

Miserable.

Soon Nitianying and I surfaced out of the sea, Nitianying: "It's strange, how did I cut off the connection with the master?"

I looked at the Red Earth Continent beyond the horizon, and I had an epiphany.

We seem to have fallen into a dead zone.

It means that there are countless sea kings in the sea.

I really thought of something, the calm sea fluctuated rapidly, and something was approaching rapidly!The huge wave threw me and the Sky-Defying Eagle into the air, and I didn’t see their appearance until the Neptunes surfaced. Isn’t this a group of giraffes that look like dolphins!Why do sea kings grow up like this, and what has evolution done to you!

As the most famous QJ criminals in the ocean, this group of sea kings similar to dolphins is the same. When I glanced over, they were all males. This sea area is probably their breeding base. You know the beautification.The dolphins have waited for a long time and sang songs for a long time but have not attracted female sea kings. Of course, they don't care about the population, as long as they are female sea kings, they will be generous.

I have sneaked into the air membrane of Ni Tianying long ago. This guy has recovered his human form and is looking at me with disgust, but he didn’t drive me out after all. The water looked horrible.

The dolphins who couldn't attract female sea kings couldn't help but look at the brothers around them, hey, the brothers are also very beautiful and attractive dolphins if you take a closer look.

"Can't you transform into a human form?"

Me: "I was reincarnated into a monkey by my own ability, why should I become a human?"

Ni Tianying pondered: "That's right, your human form might be uglier than your body." Why would he let his eyes take such a risk?Ni Tianying's eyes are so sharp, and a beautiful woman like Chang'e who is always harboring misgivings towards her master can be found countless flaws by him, not to mention the female monkey demon.

"Flat hair! I think you found it!"

Ni Tianying sneered, "Look at where we are, if I kick you out with your little knowledge, I'm afraid you won't be able to last a day."

I jumped up all of a sudden, I don't know why I couldn't help jumping up and down after I became a monkey, "You or your eagle will not kick children out of the nest, you see that your proficiency in business must be inherited from the ancestors." I am still single at this age, I must have never tried the thrill of kicking a bird out of the nest. This does not mean that they do not have this skill in their eagle heritage, it is instinctive like a spider spinning a web. "And I can change into a ship!"

It's not normal for monsters to change into something. Back then, Bai Suzhen turned into a mansion to deceive Xu Xian.Let him think that he has caught Bai Fumei, a wealthy family, and he is still a family type, so he can't help but forget everything.Tsk tsk tsk, without Bai Suzhen, he would have separated from his sister to carry hoes and farm, write letters for others, and walk around the streets as a doctor for a living.It's been so miserable, let alone a beautiful snake spirit, even a Chinese-faced monkey spirit might be able to add fragrance to her sleeves, and she is very affectionate.Without Bai Suzhen stealing official money, what would he use to open a shop?

Why do the picturesque female fairies always fall in love with the little white-faced phoenix man?Suddenly, I realized that from ancient times to the present, girls are all judged by their faces, so everyone can't pay attention to their appearance, and consider down-to-earth young people who are not good-looking... For example, Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang is so wonderful, poor and ugly, but he has a heart that loves you.You can't fight back if you hit or scold.

"People in this world are really superficial."

Ni Tianying showed a look of looking at a fool.

The dolphins finally noticed us. We were wrapped in the mana of the sky-defying eagle and floated on the sea. We were still golden. A witty dolphin touched us with its long beak. To him, it was a gentle gesture to us. It was like being thrown out with a bang, flying a hundred and eighty meters away, and Ni Tianying and I were like hamsters in a drum, being tossed around and knocked upside down.Before we could stand still, another witty dolphin caught us. Of course, it looked like a golden sphere to him, with a look of great interest in its huge eyes, as if a child got something that he couldn't afford. Toys, I suddenly had a bad feeling.

In the next second, the bad premonition came true.

"Stop! You dolphins that look like giraffes! I'm not a ball!"

However, the dolphins did not hear.Soon all the dolphins were involved in the header game.

At this moment, I really want to summon a two-meter-eight sword, put on the magic eye of death, and chop them all up.

"Anti-Tianying! You have to think of an idea! I seem to be dying!" The two of us bumped into each other from time to time, our noses were bruised and our faces were swollen.Ni Tianying was even more miserable, his gorgeous robe and meticulously combed long black hair were messed up like a drowned rat.

"What can I do! You do what you want!" He roared angrily, "Where the hell are monsters that are so powerful just by their physical strength!"

I suddenly realized that the gods are actually not that powerful. Apart from all kinds of convenient spells, like splitting a mountain, you have to forge an ax first, but in fact, sealing their spells and spiritual power will transform you into a mortal in seconds.

lame.

"Quickly find a way!" The Sky Guard shouted at me.

"Why can't I think about you if I want to!" Because the sound of water and dolphins were too loud, I talked to Ni Tianying by roaring a few steps away.

"Aren't you a monkey!"

Are you admitting the IQ of our monkeys!

"Monkeys aren't smart! Apes are smart!" I yelled heartbreakingly, because some people couldn't tell the difference between an ape and a monkey, "Did you see that I have a tail? I'm a monkey! Apes don't have tails! !” I grabbed the long tail and brought it close to his face, “Open your eyes, which are like scopes, to see clearly.”

Ni Tianying was shocked: "Why do you have a tail!"

"I have always had it!"

"Why has no one seen it!"

"Of course it's wrapped around my waist! It's not necessary!" Shit fell into the pit and you said whether I should wash it or not!

"Sun Wukong doesn't have a tail!" Ni Tianying tried to wake me up.

He succeeded, and I was stunned.

The king has no tail... These six words kept flashing in front of my eyes, the king is an ape and I am a capuchin monkey!The tail is as long as the body!

After unlocking the tail, my waist suddenly lost a lot of weight, and it became protruding and cocked...

Of course, the Anti-Sky Eagle couldn't appreciate it at all.

The key is that I am a monkey, not an ape, and I am not of the same race as the king!Try to recall everyone in Huaguoshan, damn everyone has no tail!Although everyone claims to be a monkey, it is probably because of ignorance that they can't tell the difference between a monkey and an ape, which also explains why the big guy has no tail.

So the question is, why do I have a tail?

This is a very serious question.

It's like changing a civet cat for a prince.

"What are you doing?" the Sky Guard yelled.

I flexibly wrapped my tail around Ni Tianying, and hugged him together, "The third prince Nezha taught me a human-shaped hot wheel, which can reduce damage and restore blood."

Ni Tian Ying knows what Nezha is capable of, but Nezha has always been proud and is very unsocial. Even the Erlang God who fights with him often looks down on him. A domestic slave/animal like Ni Tian Ying is not qualified to communicate with him, " Are you familiar with the third prince? Why did he teach you?"

"Maybe he's taken a fancy to me."

"..."

I used the anti-sky eagle to resist all the damage, and I thought about it. It was the spring of XXXX in Huaguo Mountain. There was an old monkey picking up shells by the East Sea. He liked to eat seafood. The fire of the red sun put the water into the sea. He clearly remembered that he broke the record of Huaguoshan monkey group urine that day, which was the most proud day in his life!

On that day, a huge clam shell floated from afar stopped at the seaside, and when it was opened, there was a little monkey inside.

is black.

The monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are all golden, and no one has ever seen a black-haired monkey.

Some monkeys said that this little monkey must be unlucky, so leave him alone and let him fend for himself.

But the old monkey thought it was given to him by the Bodhisattva, so he raised the little monkey against all opinions.

The monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are no different from other monkeys, and they don’t know how to make nests. Summer is good, but when winter comes, they huddle together and shiver, and some of them freeze to death in winter.

I instantly remembered the difficult years when I was brought up by the old monkey. After I was able to jump up and down, I immediately found a safe cave, went to the forest to find soft grass to dry, filled the cave, and piled all kinds of dried fruits into hills.When it's cold, I drill inside, and with thick fur, I'm very happy, and I'm not afraid of snow falling a foot high.

So, before the king was born, I had a very high status in Huaguo Mountain.At the beginning, the big guys said that whoever can enter the Shuilian Cave can be the king, and I agreed. A few monkeys said that I am more qualified to be the king.

On the spot, I beat the good-for-nothing monkey who separated my relationship with the king half to death.

Now I understand, I am not a monkey born and raised in Huaguo Mountain at all.Everyone's fur looks like a golden monkey, and their face looks like a macaque, but they are apes.

broken!When the king went down to the underworld, he crossed out the names of all the monkeys in the world. It stands to reason that everyone from Huaguoshan shouldn't be in the monkey book.Could it be... the gods can't tell the difference between an ape and a monkey?Monkeys include apes, so they group us together according to the order of primates. I, a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, can't stand such a rough classification.

This is not right, humans also belong to the primate order, which belongs to the human family under the anthropoid suborder.

Yes, it's a wrong world.

A world that is even crudely categorized has no value in existence.

The dolphins finally got tired of playing the game of catching the ball, and continued to wink at the brothers of the same race. The anti-sky eagle and I lay panting in the demon power ball, and a female mermaid suddenly emerged from the sea.She was first amazed by Ni Tianying's appearance, then looked suspiciously at me who was stacked with him, and then looked at my tail wrapped around his waist, with a very complicated expression on her face.

I probably knew what she was thinking, but the old man thought that she must have been soaking in the sea for a long time, her brain was seriously flooded, and her hippocampus was enlarged.

Seeing that I woke up, the mermaid jumped into the water in fright, and quarreled fiercely with a starfish.

"Cami, I told you that human beings are scary, and now you finally believe it. Human men, even Neptunes, can attack! They have a famous saying that it's the same when you turn off the lights!"

"I thought it was a legend..." Kaimi looked at the Sky Guard Eagle in awe.

And the croaking of the two caught the attention of Ni Tianying, and he opened his eyes.

Papagu suddenly became quiet, "I seem to have seen these golden eyes before." After all, the well-informed starfish is different from the ignorant residents of Murloc Island. A well-known powerhouse——Great swordsman Hawkeye Mihawk.It is said that he has a pair of golden eagle eyes, lives alone on an island, and is accompanied by gorillas.

Well, the gorilla...

Pappagu shifted his gaze to the female orangutan who was entangled with the man who seemed to be eagle-eyed.Although it doesn't look like an orangutan, to Starfish, there is only a difference in size between humanoids on land.

They all met, the man with the golden eagle eyes, who had extraordinary admiration for orangutans, black hair, often went to sea alone, and the most important thing was that he used a sword.

The sword turned into a bird's beak by Ni Tianying is really majestic and majestic, and it is still black.

So many characteristics are aligned, and they can break through the siege of the sea kings, and their strange vehicles look very powerful.

How many times do you have the chance to see the big man with your own eyes?

Ni Tianying didn't speak, he just stayed quietly on the side, after a while, Ni Tianying finally set his eyes on these two strange creatures, a red mollusc monster, he has definitely seen thousands of years of monsters The strangest monster.

"What monster are you?"

"Below is the starfish of Mermaid Island, Mushupapagu, and this is the mermaid Kemi. The two of us are travelers."

Kemi, who was originally lost, turned into a traveler, "Yes, yes, we are travelers."

Papagu said boldly: "Do you want to visit Mermaid Island? We will be very honored."

Mermaid Island!

"I want to go!"

Starfish and Mermaid's faces were stiff, and it took a while to realize: "The gorilla has spoken!!!"

Fuck!Can't bear it!Just think of me as a gorilla. After all, I’m a sea creature. Maybe I haven’t been to the shore. I don’t have the same knowledge as them. But, “You are talking to a starfish, why can’t I talk! And I’m a monkey!”

"Monkey?" Kaimi blinked, "Monkey, Luffy seems to have this surname! Are you a relative of Luffy?"

It's not easy for this mermaid to grow up safely until now.

All in all, Sky Guard Eagle and I were taken to Mermaid Island just like that.

During the dive, I was very worried that the membrane formed by the demon power of the Sky-Defying Eagle would break, but the Sky-Defying Eagle only gave me a small look full of the pride of a thousand-year-old monster.

On the way, I also said something, Hai Xing actually thought that the guard against the sky was Hawkeye Mihawk!I laughed and fell to the ground.

Anti-Sky Eagle: "You seem to know where this place is?"

I quickly waved my hand: "Well, how would I know, I'm just a wild monkey who has never been out of Huaguo Mountain..."

indeed so.Ni Tianying frowned, this place is full of strange monsters with grotesque shapes, and the air with very little spiritual power, when they mentioned Dragon Palace City just now, he was a little relieved, it would be good to have Dragon Palace.But when he heard that the owner of Dragon Palace City is a mermaid, something was even more wrong...

It is estimated that the female monkey monster just felt strange, and she couldn't think of anything with her brain.

"The female monkey demon..."

I was very dissatisfied, "Do I have a name? Remember, my name is Sun Wuhan."

"sun... what a strange pronunciation."

Also, when you go abroad, you have to do as the Romans do.

"Then you can call me Rice."

"Race?"

On the way, Hai Xing couldn't help talking about the current situation of Dragon Palace City. Since White Beard died two years ago, Mermaid Island has become an unclaimed land. Any force wants to get involved, even though White Beard came to catch Mermaid or There are also quite a few murloc slave hunting teams, but they are not as blatant as the current situation.After all, Fishman Island is too weak.The mermaid is beautiful, but it's a pity that she has no combat power at all, except for swimming fast.

With the leading party, the speed is much faster, and there is no danger along the way, but I saw the dismembered pirate ship.

If only Mermaid Island wasn't a necessary route to the New World on the Great Line.

Soon, I saw the beautiful mermaid island.I can't help but have the urge to own it!

As soon as we arrived on the street, we attracted very enthusiastic attention. Why are everyone watching?Are we weird?Mermaids, humans, starfish, me... very common.It seems that starfish are not often seen on the street.

At this time, a young murloc suddenly hugged another older murloc and cried, "Brother! He looks so scary! He scared me to death! I didn't go home. I'm afraid I will do it at night." Nightmare, can you sleep with me!"

May I ask, what is the meaning of the existence of murlocs?

When I was insulted in person, my eyes were red, my fangs were swollen, and my hair turned into needles. People in the know thought I had learned acupuncture.

Ni Tianying wants to stop me, don't cause trouble if you don't know the situation when you're new here.

But after I became a beast, my combat power soared rapidly and he didn't even stop me for a while.

In Mermaid Street not far from here, I heard the murlocs who were commotion claiming to be the protectors of Mermaid Island, and said viciously: "It must be a city full of humans! Brothers, go, kill humans!"

When they arrived at the place, a murloc who looked like a flounder fiercely squeezed the fish away, "Damn human bastards are not allowed to be busy in the mermaid island!" A teenage Sharkman was beaten violently.While beating and cursing, "Boy, I'm going to pull out all your shark teeth today!"

The strength of the murloc is ten times that of a human, so it can be said that it is very powerful, and the shark is the species with the highest combat effectiveness among the mermaids.A gangster who looks like a piranha said: "Humans look weird, maybe he is a human with long hair..."

What misconceptions you have about humanity and yourself!

The flounder made a lot of sense when he thought about it carefully, but a cute mermaid lady next to him said: "He has a tail, but humans don't have a tail."

Yes, although human beings have strange shapes, they really don't have long tails.

"Maybe it's the long-tailed tribe. I heard that humans have long-necked tribes and long-legged tribes, and some people have three arms..."

The murlocs were lost in thought, and they suddenly felt that they couldn't tell which ones were human beings.Could it be that the humanoid creatures that live on land and can speak are all human beings?If they yelled and killed and turned out that they were not human, wouldn't it be embarrassing for Fishman Island?Murlocs with a strong sense of honor dare not take risks.

The murloc with a relatively simple mind shouted: "Hey! The one with the long tail! Are you human!"

The old woman twisted her neck 180° with her fangs sharper than a sharkman's, "What are you talking about! I'm clearly a monkey!"

The residents of Mermaid Island saw monkeys for the first time, and they crowded to watch them. I was very dissatisfied: "What are you looking at! What are you looking at! There are no monkeys!"

...... Huh, playing monkey?

It seems to be right.

The murlocs froze all together, how could this be done?It would be fun for humans to cause trouble and kill them, even throw them into the sea and drown them, but what should we do with this strange monkey?The way it treats humans is obviously not going to work.

I underestimated my own worth.For me, Fishman Island is no less than a human being witnessing aliens for the first time, it is an excitement.

At this time, an exceptionally enchanting woman said: "She is a fur tribe."

Fur tribe?

Just change the race for me, have you asked the person involved?

The visitor was Mrs. Xia Li, a well-known fortune teller from Fishman Island, a charming and beautiful royal sister with a vicissitudes of life, and she came with the title of "I am a woman with a story".I keenly noticed that Ni Tianying's eyes were fixed on her and did not move.

Wake up big brother!You are an eagle not an osprey!Erlang Shen is not a fisherman...wait!Erlangshen lived in Guanjiangkou, so maybe he could really train ospreys to fish!

So the question is, is Ni Tianying addicted to fishing or has a Stockholm affection for fish?

So, Kemi is also a fish, why didn't he take another look at Kemi?

Weird.

Sometimes I don't understand.