Absolutely retarded option

I was also taken aback by the golden god thunder, its power is too great, but if this god thunder is a saint-like existence, knowing the great wish of the king, he should take action to kill it instead of striking the sky as a warning... ...unless...unless those saints are in danger now!

The more I think about it, the more I feel like this is the case.In front of the catastrophe of heaven and earth, all saints are ants, so saints are just crickets who are stronger than ants?

In mythological systems such as the Conferred Gods List, saints such as Hongjun are the highest point of power.But looking at it now, Hongjun might just be a relatively powerful cricket.

Now I am even more worried. I thought it would be enough to shock the world with the ancestor Hongjun as the imaginary enemy, but I didn't expect that there would be a bigger fish.

If I had known this, it would be better to go to the Ma Qi Continent to practice horse qi, and catch a few horses from different worlds to play with.

The king was so scared that the peaches all dropped, "Gohan, what kind of thunder is that! It's so powerful!"

I told the majesty the speculation, and the majesty was overjoyed, "Even if my grandson swears, it will arouse the sage's idea... Hahaha!" The majesty is not too proud.

After waiting for a while, we didn't see the second thunder strike. We went back to each room and looked for each bed.

When I got up the next morning, I instinctively looked in the mirror. Immediately afterwards, I screamed piercingly from the family building of Yumajian, scaring my father to death!Who is the ugly guy in the mirror!

The king rushed in first, and asked me with concern, "What's wrong?"

Trembling, I pointed at the ugly female monkey monster in the mirror, "D-King! What's that in there!"

Sun Wukong looked at the glasses and said blankly, "That's you, Gohan."

I shook my head frantically, "No no no how could it be me!"

In the past, Huaguo Mountain naturally had no mirrors, and neither did the White Tiger. I only saw reflections when I drank water. Reflections, with their own filters, I knew I was ugly but I didn't expect it to be so scary.But the mirror in Tianting was exceptionally clear, and the monkey's face was clearly visible, which almost scared me to death.

"My lord, how could it be me?" I threw myself into the arms of the king, "Why am I so ugly?"

What does Monkey King say about this?Although the monkey spirit in Huaguoshan doesn't understand many things about human beings, and is ignorant about beauty and ugliness, Sun Wukong understands, otherwise he wouldn't call himself the Monkey King.From a human point of view, Gohan is also the new low-value monkey, "Gohan, I don't despise you."

I opened my bloody mouth and exposed my fangs, and my smile was uglier than crying, "Does the king really not despise me?"

Sun Wukong nodded, his expression was very sincere and there was no reluctance, "Really, I don't dislike you, Gohan is the prettiest in my eyes. If anyone dares to say that you are ugly, my grandson will not agree!"

Your Majesty is handsome to a new height every day, making me soft, I wish I could recommend myself a pillow mat, do you think it is possible for me to touch your bed at night and succeed?

After breakfast, it's time to let the horses go. Although the king doesn't like Bi Mawen's official position and feels that he has been humiliated, he really likes Tianma. The king said that liking is very simple, and he desperately stuffed food. How long does it take for Tianma to become fat? I can hardly run anymore.If you want to say that this Pegasus horse has more wings than ordinary horses, there is no difference other than that, when I told the king about it, the king was confused, "What would a Pegasus horse look like if it didn't grow like this?"

Like a unicorn!

I looked at the fat horses that were swaying, and it was really embarrassing for Tianma, not even a little bit of unicorn.

Lost horse.

I should really send you to Maqi Continent to learn from Tiandi Yima.

"Gohan, let's ride a horse together!"

I think the behavior of riding a horse is a concrete manifestation of human beings oppressing animals. We monkeys can't just ride on the head of any animal we want to be domineering and domineering like humans.But the way the king stretched out his hand to me sitting on horseback is really handsome, just like the White Monkey Prince.

I grabbed the king's hand, he pulled me hard and sat on the horse's back, ahead!I sat in the arms of the king!

There is no need for a rein, the king is like an arm, and the horses can run wherever he wants to go.

After a while, he ran up to Tianhe, and Marshal Tianpeng, who was leading the patrol of heavenly soldiers and generals, stared at us in astonishment, "Bi Mawen! How dare you ride a horse in the heavenly court? I will definitely tell the Jade Emperor to join you!"

A maroon celestial horse panted past Canopy and kicked him with its hind legs. If the celestial soldiers who followed him hadn't pulled him aside in time, he might have been trampled into a pork pie by the celestial horses.

The king was overjoyed, "Well done!"

Facing the early morning wind, we passed the Seven Fairies who were weaving clouds, she covered her mouth in surprise and jumped up, her eyes were full of envy; we passed by Guanghan Palace, Wu Gang was still cutting trees, and the laurel tree touched the branches without pain. He squeezed Wu Gang's chest muscles and whistled at us; we met Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou, and Erlangshen walked towards us angrily, but was thrown behind by Tianma.

I couldn't help but sing: "'Let us live in harmony as companions in the world of mortals, ride horses and gallop to share the prosperity of the world, sing about the joy of life as a monkey to wine, and live my life as a monkey with great vigor'..."

The king praised me for singing well, and I couldn't help leaning back, pressing my strong back muscles against the king's lean chest muscles.These days, neither mandarin ducks nor immortals are envied.

Anyone who reads it will say that they are a couple of spirit monkeys.

A little fairy said to another sky soldier: "When will you take me to ride a horse?"

It's hard to stop the heavenly soldiers, and the heavenly horses don't ride casually,

The little fairy said: "These two monkeys are really majestic, but the female monkey monster is not very good-looking."

Tianbing also nodded.

The old man has ears and eyes and heard it!You humans are all scum who judge people by their appearance!Being a fairy is no exception.

"Your Majesty, they say I'm ugly."

The king's eyes flickered and a heavenly horse ran towards the two fairies, jumped high and passed over their heads, scared the fairies into the arms of the heavenly soldiers, I shook my head, the king is still tender, how could the timing not be good? What a waste of hot horse manure on your head.

At the end of the Tianhe River, the horses stopped, and we saw the aurora, which was really beautiful.

"If only the timing could stay at this moment forever." I could be with the king forever.

It's a pity that the king and I think differently, mainly because of the different cognition, "When I become the demon emperor, I will be able to stop time. Then I will build you a peach garden or a banana garden that will always be the most beautiful .”

Majesty, I am really moved, but—what the hell is a banana plantation?Although I like to eat it, it can be said that it is my favorite fruit, but - it doesn't mean I want a banana garden, I want a garden more, and the rose garden is the best.

The king looked at me dotingly, "Okay, I'll build you another garden. This is the promise that Lao Sun made to you."

Your Majesty, have you ever heard the saying, don't marry He Lio.

Yang Jian finally caught up with us, holding a weapon and leading the dog with great momentum, "Bi Mawen, you have violated the rules of heaven. Come with me to ask the Jade Emperor to plead guilty."

I stood in front of the king who had transformed into a golden cudgel with one hand, and I was fearless in the face of Erlang God, "Erlang Zhenjun, I think you used to be majestic and courageous, but when did you become a lackey of the Heavenly Court?"

"I am the god of justice, and it is my duty to protect the rules of heaven."

I sneered, "Your sister was pressed down by the Jade Emperor, but you did things for the Jade Emperor. You really don't talk about two different families. When will the Jade Emperor release your sister because of your hard work? By the way, there is also you." Mother."

Yang Jian's face was icy, looking at me as if he was looking at a dead monkey.

Although I can't beat him, he can't beat me in a verbal battle.Dad has never lost in a war of words, but it's a pity that Yang Jian is the type to fight when he can't say no. He didn't think that Monkey King could really catch him without a fight. The gods couldn't see it, and even provoked the majesty of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

I raised my sword eyebrows and added what I had, "Yang Jian, you don't want to represent the heaven to destroy us! Standing in front of you are Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King and Sun Wufan, the second master of Huaguo Mountain! You are not the two of us!" opponent."

I add the fighting power of the king to more than 500 million, the king is 500 million, and I have ten digits after the decimal point.The kind that can be ignored.

Suddenly there was a bird cry in the sky, it turned out to be an eagle with a hooked beak, and its appearance was far inferior to that of an owl. When the old man saw an owl, he couldn't help but want to laugh. They look so cute.

The roaring dog wailed twice and turned into a human form: "Nie Tianying! Come down!"

? ? ?This eagle is called the Anti-Sky Eagle?

I looked at Yang Jian happily, jumped three feet high and turned somersaults, the mother is becoming more and more like a monkey, "Yang Jian, I didn't expect you to be an invisible secondary disease! The dog is called Xiaotiangou Everyone has been used to it after listening to it for so many years, but the Sky-Defying Eagle...hahaha the Sky-Defying Eagle! My mother, if you raise a monkey, can you call it Sky-Changing Monkey?"

Yang Jian didn't hit me, I almost died laughing at myself, Sky Monkey hahahaha!Monkey King, Monkey King and his right-hand man, Sun Wufan, the Monkey King!

The two of us will be famous through the ages and will last forever.All the monkey grandchildren have to worship us, just like the second brother Guan who shaved his head!

The king actually praised me, "Sage Fleeing Heaven? This name is good, not worse than my Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

I suppressed a smile and thanked the king for his compliment.

I am the only one who knows where the joke is, and it really feels like everyone is drunk and I am alone.

Yang Jian waved the three-pointed and two-edged knife, "Enough talking nonsense, Pohou, look at the knife!"

I shook my head. These days, everyone really needs to remind each other before making a move.

coming--

【Choose it, give Yang Jian a wink, let him know why the flowers in Huaguo Mountain are so red Pull out the feathers of the Nitianyingying ②A sudden realization of the martial arts stunt "Yi Jianli", no matter who you fight with, no one will follow the law of the universe that "leave two pieces of clothes to cover the important parts".And dissed that Yang Jian was not as thick and long as the king in a disgusted tone. ③ Became Yang Jian's third summoned beast "Changing Sky Monkey". Since then, he has been immortalized together with Xiaotiangou and Nitianying, and there is also a temple. 】

Hey, it's been a long time since I saw such an option that takes both the kidneys and the heart.

I also analyzed it carefully.

First rule out 2, although Yi Jianli's trick is very tempting to me, and dissing Yang Jian is fine, but it's not beautiful to use the king as a piggyback.And why do I know Dawang's is better than Yang Jian's?Doesn't this prove that I peeked at the king?

Back then, the king was still a newborn stone monkey. Before he wore a grass skirt, "I" must have seen his fluffy body like a newborn baby.

I carefully recalled that the absolute option did not load the past memory pack for me.I sighed regretfully.

3 Definitely not, I am still a summoned beast when I am subordinated to others, even if my Dao Leyan dies, I will not suffer from such grievances!

Only choose 1.

Pulling out the feathers of the sky-defying eagle is too cruel, more cruel than calling a live donkey, monkey brain, boiled cat meat, and live goose intestines!I, I can't do it!

Beating a dog in the water with a club literally means throwing the dog into the river to prevent him from floating up and beat him.Also very inhumane.

I don't want to choose, the penalty for not choosing is - losing all the hair on my body.

Good thing!

A monkey hair is not pleasing to the eye, I want to give up this mission, but I absolutely choose to use Blu-ray resolution to show what I would look like if I lost all my hair.Immediately, I was like a cock that had been strangled, sticking out my tongue and couldn't say anything.My hairless appearance is ten times more disgusting than Gulu!

Mom, this world is too dangerous, I want to go home!

Over there, Yang Jian and Sun Wukong have already hit the sky from the ground, so it's not quite right... because we are already in the sky.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my calf!The back of my head also hurts!

The Roaring Dog bit my calf, and the Nitian Eagle ruthlessly pecked at the back of my head!There is still white liquid hanging from his mouth!Maybe it's my monkey brain!

Yah!You two bastards bully monkeys too much!

With a groan, I was inspired to be a male monster, with swollen fangs and claws, red eyes, and instant hair standing on end like a hedgehog.

The roaring dog was barking and barking, and several blood holes were pierced by the monkey hair like iron needles.

"It hurts to death!!" Xiao Tiangou quickly jumped back to avoid me, "What a powerful body protection spell!"

I was also in a daze, I didn't expect this monkey body to have innate skills!

Xiaotiangou didn't dare to open his mouth easily, otherwise he would directly smash his mouth. He circled around me cautiously, and the Nitianhawk was also hovering above his head. None of us dared to make a move first, Xiaotiangou shouted to the sky : "Attack her where she has no needles! I attack her face! You peck her ass!"

The wings of the Anti-Tianying Eagle suddenly stopped, and it almost didn't fall from the sky. After shaking off several feathers, it fell to the ground and turned into a human form. It was a handsome and extraordinary man in black. At this moment, he was staring at Xiao Tiangou, "Good you bastard! How dare you let Grandpa Ying attack that place! Shameless! What an idiot! Why did you attack there yourself!"

Xiaotiangou: "Your mouth is sharp, just right!"

Ni Tianying was so angry that he couldn't care about me anymore, he summoned his eagle beak to transform into a fairy sword, and stabbed at the roaring dog, forcing the dog to jump up and down, barking.I clapped my hands and applauded. It was really an eagle biting a dog. I was waiting to reap the benefits of the fisherman.