Absolutely retarded option

The king said that he could smell the flat peaches. I thought he was thinking about it day by day and dreaming about it at night. The day after tomorrow will be the peach meeting. Seeing the king getting more and more anxious day by day, I can see it in my eyes and feel pain in my heart.

"Your Majesty, go to sleep, you won't feel hungry when you sleep."

The king said with a bitter face, "But I will dream about it." There is a large wave of extremely delicious flat peaches in front of him, but he can't take a bite. What a torture for the monkey.

【Choose, ① Go and steal flat peaches for Monkey King. ②Go to steal flat peaches with Monkey King. 】

I blinked my eyes. I said that Leyan always grabs what he wants when he does things. If he can’t grab the opportunity to create, he will grab it. When did he become a thief? Is it possible? Although the king promised me that he would not The idea of ​​going to grab the flat peaches, but in fact, secretly planning to steal the flat peaches? I didn't expect that the king's heroic appearance turned out to be such a cunning heart.

I asked the absolute option: In short, if I go to steal flat peaches for the king, the king will not go back by himself?

--Yes.

What else can I do, as the king's most trusted subordinate, I naturally want to think what my boss thinks.

I used the skills, smelling the fragrance and eating the flat peaches, and I arrived at the flat peach garden without going any wrong way.There is a restriction at the entrance of Pantao Garden, which is not allowed by the queen mother. Without a pass token, it is impossible to get through, but who am I, even though I have become a demon monkey with low mana in the prehistoric world... a female demon monkey, but I have golden fingers. Personally, the restriction of the mere queen mother is too easy to break.

It went through without any pressure, one hand and then the whole body.

Not far behind, a pair of dark golden dog eyes watched in shock what happened at the gate of Pan Taoyuan.

This person is the No.1 dog in the world, Xiaotian Dog, who won the non-ration status for the dog clan with his devotion.

We will be at the Pantao Club soon, and the judiciary god, his master Erlang, is in charge of maintaining the order of the Pantao Club. Yang Jian has always been a good and conscientious god. I went out for a walk and patrolled, but I didn't want to smell some vague female monkey demons on the bank of the Tianhe River. It was the mother demon queen who was in estrus.He almost smoked the nose of the dog he had followed for thousands of miles and lost his sense of smell.

Following the scent, Xiaotiangou came to the gate of Pantao Garden, and saw a female monkey demon in silk silk wandering there from a distance. Monkeys eat peaches, of course he knew, just like what mortals say. As the saying goes, dogs can't change eating shit, and monkeys can't change eating peaches.The second sentence, Xiaotiangou agrees, but he doesn't agree with the first sentence. Before he became a fairy, he was also an ordinary dog, but unlike ordinary dogs, he is smarter. He has never eaten Nasha, not only his own Nasha, but also other dog Nasha and human Nasha. He has always been a clean dog, and like his master Yang Jian, he is born extraordinary.

He secretly laughed at the female demon monkey, thinking that if he couldn't get enough to eat, he had to act in a hurry.But the flower mother monkey demon disappeared in front of her eyes.

Xiao Tiangou ran to the gate of Pantao Garden on all fours, the smell of the mother monkey disappeared, and the Queen Mother's prohibition could isolate any smell in the Pantaoyuan.The female monkey monster must have gone in, but how did she get in?The dog of Xiaotiangou couldn't figure out why, he tried to touch the restraint with the tip of his paw, and it was bounced off immediately, purple lightning flashed cracklingly, and a piece of black hair on the front paw was scorched One piece, he yelled at the moon in distress.

"Ooooooooooooooooo!"

Shunfeng Er got up from the bed with an ouch, what the hell is a dog in the sky who doesn't sleep at night!Listen carefully, isn't this the movement of the Xiaotian dog?Ever since Yang Jian became the god of justice, Xiao Tiangou's status has risen, and it has become more and more noisy...

Xiaotian went to dig the ground with his paws, and then wagged his tail vigorously. Over the years, he has learned a truth, if he has any questions that he can't figure out, he should stop thinking about it and ask his master Yang Jian directly.

The Xiaotian dog ran fast, and returned to the Erlang Temple after a while. Yang Jiang just lay down for a while, when he heard the door creak open, and his big black, sleek dog ran to the bedside wagging its tail. , put his front paws on the bed, and pressed his hand with his wet nose, Yang Jian opened his eyes, but the third eye on his forehead was still closed, "What happened?"

"Master, I saw at the gate of Pantao Garden..." Xiaotiangou said the strange and abnormal behavior of the female monkey demon.

Yang Jian said: "You read that right, she really went into the Peach Garden, but there was no response to the restraint?"

Xiaotiangou regained its human form and stretched out its hand to show Yang Jian the burnt area, "I thought the restraint had failed, so I tried it."

Yang Jin looked at the wound on his hand, and took out a bottle of ointment from the medicine box for him, although he could use spells to heal the wound, but doing so would not be good for his health, "Did the female monkey demon bring it up with Monkey King?

Xiaotiangou nodded: "Yes, they came together, Sun Wukong trusts her very much, I think she is different from other monsters from the lower realm, she is very smart, in a short period of time, he and Guanghan Palace's Laurel and Wei Zi , even the Seventh Princess has a good relationship with her."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: "How did she and Princess Seven meet?"

Xiao Tianquan shook his head, "I don't know about that."

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I think our Huaguo Mountain is also a treasure land. I don’t know how many exotic flowers and plants there are on the mountain, otherwise it would be impossible to raise such a large group of monkeys.Although the gods in the sky and the mortals outside call us monsters, we ourselves don't admit it. We are clearly mountain elves, so we should be called spirit monkeys.

However, although this spirit monkey has seen the strange mountains, beautiful waters, exotic flowers and plants in Huaguo Mountain, he was still dazzled by Pan Taoyuan. He didn't feel it when he watched TV before, but when he came to the yard, he knew that he was a well in the past. The croaks in the garden are still the Muggles in the croaks. How big is the sky? I don’t know where the head is or the tail is in this peach garden. I don’t know how many trees there are, and how many peaches are on the trees.

The Queen Mother is really too stingy, how many peaches can I use for a peach party?I'm afraid it's not as good as 1‰ in the Peach Garden. How much can she eat alone?She was supposed to live forever, so eating flat peaches was of no use at all, a garden of flat peaches that were tasteless to her to eat and would not be a pity to throw away, yet she still had a limited supply.

Immortals must live longer than flat peaches, and there are only a few immortals who ascend to heaven, and even fewer immortals are eligible to participate in the flat peach meeting. It really echoes that sentence, the richer the man, the more stingy he is.

I still remember that the flat peaches in the garden have different effects. Since you want to pick them, you have to pick the best ones for your majesty. I don’t know which peach tree is the most precious, but generally speaking, the best flat peaches should be the ones with the most spiritual energy. So I walked around the garden looking for the tree with the most spiritual energy. If such a precious tree were placed in the world, there would definitely be one or a group of powerful monsters watching it. If others wanted to pick it Take a huge risk.But in the flat peach orchard, there is no such scruple, breaking the restriction, countless flat peaches are like shy little princes, waiting for me to pick them.

In fact, I originally wanted to pick one for the king, but how can a peach be enough for the king? How can I say that the king should be satisfied with it, otherwise he wants to eat one and come here while I am not paying attention? up?

Your Majesty is good at everything, but he doesn't know how to be thrifty, he just takes a bite out of a peach...

I found the flat peach tree with the most aura in the garden. When I picked one and wanted to pick the second one, I suddenly let go of it. The experienced seniors taught us that we should not be plucked by a sheep when weeping wool, and the sheep will be bald. It's too conspicuous, and if you pick a wool or a golden wool, you will be criticized. If you pick peaches from a peach tree and pluck the tree bald, you will get into big trouble.

I let go of my hand with regret, and looked at the best peach tree in the Pantao Garden with reluctance. The monkey's nature made me reluctant to part with this beautiful and flowery peach tree that can bear the best peaches. If I bring the peach stones back to Huaguo Mountain to plant, will flat peaches of the same quality grow?Although the spiritual energy concentration of our Huaguo Mountain is not as good as that of the Heavenly Court, it is still a blessed place.I quickly picked 30 peaches.Compared with the unknowable number of peaches in the Pantaoyuan, it can be said to be a drop in the ocean... The guard wouldn't be so diligent in counting them every day, even if he knew, as long as he didn't report it, the Queen Mother couldn't count it in person.

Putting the sack on my shoulders, I slipped out of the Peach Garden. Maybe no one thought that someone would dare to steal in the Heavenly Court, and even after becoming a god, their hands and feet would be unclean, so there were no heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling.I didn't meet a god along the way, and I returned to the Yumajian safely.

In the end, should I keep it for the king tomorrow or give it to the king now? I had a difficult time. After washing the flat peaches, I resisted the instinct of taking a bite first and knocked on the door of the king's room with a tray. One day, I will enter the king's room. The room is like entering your own room.

The king lay on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, scratching his fluffy face from time to time.This action is very handsome in my eyes, the king switched legs and raised his head, "Gohan, why are you here?"

I walked to the Eight Immortals table, put down the tray, and said triumphantly, "What do you think this is, my lord?"

The king glanced over inadvertently, his eyes straightened and his nose twitched, "Where did the peaches come from? How are they different from the ones I've eaten before?"

I pretended to say, "Of course it's different. Your Majesty, take a closer look at what kind of peach it is."

The king walked around the Eight Immortals table, carefully picked up a peach and put it on his nose, rolled his eyes, looked at me and said, "Could it be a flat peach?"

I nodded.

The king jumped on the stool, stared at my face and said, "Where did it come from?"

I put my hands behind my back, pretending to be generous: "Naturally, they were picked from the tree."

The king shook his head, "I've inquired. Ordinary gods are not qualified to pick it. Could it be that you stole it?"

Why do you have to put it so harshly? What is stealing?I picked up the peach and said, "This peach is in the king's house. I sneaked in and took it away. This is stealing, but if it grows on a tree in good condition, how can it be considered stealing? It's not from the flat peach feast." I took it from my plate... Your Majesty, are you going to eat it or not?"

"Why don't you eat it? The gods in the sky held a peach feast and didn't invite me to eat it. What if I ate a few quietly?"

What can be done, Monk Sha can be relegated to the mortal world as a monster if he breaks a lamp. After eating such a large pile of peaches, he still stole them from the Queen Mother's garden.

The king and I each had a peach, and we ate it deliciously.While eating peaches, while eye-eyed, really happy.

"How many peaches did you pick?"

I counted on my fingers, "30, my lord, you don't know that there are thousands of peach trees in the flat peach garden, and there are as many peaches as stars. Several gods participated, and one god could get a few peaches. She didn't know what to do with so many peaches on the tree.

I think many people will have an opinion on me at this time. People’s gardens, other people’s peaches, they can handle them as they like. If they are taken out for you to eat, they are in a good mood.It is right not to give it to you to eat, so how can you have an opinion?The truth is this truth, but I am a mere mortal monster monkey, I don't talk about those truths, I only know what I want, if others don't give it to me, then I will steal it, if I understand the rules and reason, then I will It's not a monster anymore, it just wants to be a monster, and it's reckless.

"Your Majesty, being a god is not good at all. There are so many rules to follow. If you accidentally offend the god above, you will have to suffer. It's better to be a monster."

The king nodded, "That's the truth." Turning his head, he was puzzled again, "Since it's good to be a monster, why is it that the gods and monsters are the masters in the sky, but everyone shouts and beats them." He was thinking about this question on the way to learn his skills , Some monsters just look like no one will be caught and killed indiscriminately.

I wiped the juice from my face and said, "There is a reason for this. Your Majesty just listen to me slowly." The second world catastrophe is the Lich War, that is, the witch clan and the demon clan. The witch clan has the twelve ancestor witches, the No.13 ancestor witch and Hou Yi, Kuafu and other great witches. The demon clan has the demon emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, the demon master Kunpeng, the top ten demon commanders, the ten princes of Jinwu, and the saint Nuwa were also born in the demon clan. War, many gods in the sky were obtained at this time, such as Erlang God and Nezha... After this catastrophe, Western religions rose, and Taoist ancestors began to hide behind the scenes. "Why is the status of our goblins so low? Of course it is because of the second world war. At the time of the catastrophe, the demon clan and the witch clan fell, and humans took advantage of the situation to rise. They managed to gain the upper hand. Naturally, they wanted to do everything possible to suppress our demon clan. Now those little monsters don’t even know what happened in the past. It is an inferior race, hiding from humans and gods, and completely forgetting the majesty of their ancestors. Now, those gods used to be human races, so they naturally protect the human race. We monsters are pitiful, and there is no big tree to rely on. The demon emperor Jun, the monster Shi Kunpeng's top ten demon commanders don't know where he has gone. Empress Nuwa is also a monster race, and Jinwu is also a monster race, but they all voted for the human race. If they lose the fight, the descendants of future generations will be slaves to mermaids. Take it, the monster can only hide in the poor mountains and rivers, not like a monster, but more like a beast."

The king was thoughtful: "So, these two gods are traitors of the Yaozu?"

"You can say that." I nodded.

Even Master Subhuti didn't mention these things, and he never heard of them when he traveled to Dongsheng Shenzhou.

"These things have passed for too long, and they haven't been recorded. Human beings live too short, only a few decades, and I don't know how many tens of thousands of years have passed."

Your Majesty: "So Patriarch Hongjun is the most powerful?"

"There is also Pangu, the Great God who created the world."

Sun Wukong is a little worried, he is not a wild monkey who has never seen the market in Huaguo Mountain, and he does not know how high the sky is. Although he has learned a lot from his master, the heaven is not afraid, but he thinks of Subhuti's unfathomable wisdom and magic power. However, thinking that he is actually a disciple of Patriarch Hongjun sitting down, he does not know when he will really become the "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

Sun Wukong thought clearly, as long as those people don't provoke him, he will guard Huaguo Mountain as his Monkey King.

However, the sky failed to fulfill the monkey's wish.The earth-shattering birth of Sun Houzi was intentional by the Dao of Heaven. Naturally, he was not allowed to be unknown, and always wanted to lead him to do a great job.

"Your Majesty, don't be too happy too early. It's not that we can keep our own place if we want to. Heavenly Court doesn't want His Majesty to stand, they want His Majesty to kneel and be controlled by them."

How can Sun Wukong control this, "Gohan, you have a lot of ideas, what should we do?"

Me: "There is only one way. I don't think Patriarch Hongjun and his disciples will come forward in person. The ones who will come out must be gods like the Jade Emperor. Your Majesty, you have to become stronger as soon as possible. Don't talk about hanging Tathagata, fight him." A [-]-[-] split is a must."

Sun Wukong scratched his head, he went to look for immortals, he just didn’t want to die, he wanted to live forever, he didn’t want to be restrained by gods, he wanted to live freely, after hearing Gohan’s words, he suddenly realized that he couldn’t be happy in the world governed by gods without great skills .

"Your Majesty, no matter people, gods, or demons, they all follow the same principle. Only those with big fists mean what they say."

"But, the master doesn't teach me anymore."

I shook my head, "Has your Majesty heard of such a saying? It is up to the master to lead him into the door and cultivate himself. Since the respected master has led the majesty into a cultivator, the rest will be up to the majesty himself."

The king seemed to have listened thoughtfully, "I see, Gohan, you are so caring and smart, and the grandson wouldn't know what to do without you." The tribe of Huaguo Mountain, at that time he had no name, everyone called him Stone Monkey, they were wary of him, and Gohan was the first one who came out to give him bananas and gave him half of the nest so that he would not be exposed to the sun The pain of the rain.Thinking about the past, Gohan's dark square face was particularly pleasing to the eye, and he couldn't help hugging Gohan.He said loudly: "Without the Demon Emperor Jun, my old grandson will become the new Demon Emperor!"

As if hearing his oath, 99 Chongtian suddenly slashed a golden divine thunder and hit the Lingxiao Palace, scaring the Jade Emperor from the bed without even wearing his pants, like a hen shivering in the cold wind Looking up to the sky tremblingly, he asked, "Why is the saint angry?"

Unfortunately, no one answered him.