The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

As Gu Caocao was shaking his head and having fun like a maniac, the overall picture in the room became crazy.

In order to guard the secret of "Gu Xiaohua", Lu Yilan almost sat on the desk, sticking his buttocks against the famous brand.

There are ribbons and foam ribbons of various colors hanging on his head, and fiery red rose petals are hanging on half of his body, one of which is particularly playful, getting into the gap between the eyes and the lenses, as if a little heart is embedded in the glasses.

In the chaotic color of the head and face, half of the eyes can barely be exposed, and a look of complete despair can be seen from the gap.

Gu Han was even worse, standing in a rather evil place, just in the center of the spraying centers of various organs, his head was sprayed into a big colorful mushroom, so that there was no gap at all, waving his arms like a zombie, staggering down one by one Bubble ribbon.

Gu hastily opened his nostrils, and fanned himself, suddenly found a familiar smell in the room, tentatively walked behind Gu Han, and sniffed his butt carefully.

Suddenly, its dark eyes opened wide, and it seemed to smell an unusual and dangerous atmosphere. It whispered softly, turned its head and ran away, regardless of Pei Xian who bumped into the door, and hid outside desperately refusing to come in.

The beautiful and tall female secretary gracefully pushed open the office door. The corners of her lips turned up behind her, and Pei Xian, who was proud of herself, put her hands behind her back and raised her proud chin, and walked in briskly.

Lu Yilan had almost guessed the general situation, and there was only one last word left in his mind: Today Pei Xian is probably going to die! !

Because the great Mr. Pei did not leave any contact information for the secretary, and did not disclose Lu Yilan's identity or the situation of the entourage on the day of the communication.

Everyone naturally thought that the boss must be an elite person, and it was normal to have accompanying secretaries and assistants, so they didn't pay much attention to Gu Han who followed him.

At this time, Pei Xian was as excited as a drugged cat who had sucked catnip, and all his attention was on Lu Yilan, who was in a panic and shocked. He only glanced strangely at the giant fancy Coprinus comatus spinning all over the ground.

The female secretary took a quick step forward, and introduced like an announcement: "Mr. Lu, this is our President Pei, Pei Xian!"

Lu Yilan wanted to die very, very much now, in front of him was Gu Han who was scratching his head and turning in circles, turning from one side to the other like a whirlwind.

He suddenly pushed aside the foam ribbon covering half of his face, and made a mouthful to Pei Xian: Shut up! !

"Little Lu Lu, are you surprised? Are you surprised?" The dead cells all over Pei Xian's body were like a densely exploding small universe.

Lu Yilan couldn't disturb Gu Han who was concentrating on turning around, and waved his hands while mouthing: You fucking stop talking! !

Pei Xian clapped her hands and laughed like hell, "Hahaha! Are you scared of me? It's me, Pei Xian, that's 'Gu Xiaohua', the 'camel washer' you're going to meet today, isn't it exciting? ?”

Lu Yilan despaired: The most exciting part is probably yet to come.

He spread it out on the table like a discouraged ball, covering his face with his hands and choking, "Pei Xian, I'm sorry, I really tried my best."

Pei Xian was stunned: Meow meow? ? ?

can't you?Lu Yilan is so careless?Why...why did you make me cry?

At this time, the highly poisonous Coprinus comatus was circling with its back to him, and the tightly wound petals, foam, and ribbons on its head were almost wiped off, and it turned around suddenly, revealing a pair of familiar eyes.

Seeing those eyes that were shooting out blazing anger, Pei Xian took two steps back in fright, feeling the cool wind blowing from his back, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.

The giant scythe of the god of death had unknowingly locked his throat, and the piercing coldness of the blade came from the pores.

"You, you, you..." Pei Xian was so frightened that he "clacked" his upper and lower teeth, like a dying rabbit.

He could recognize this highly poisonous Coprinus comatus that revealed its true face even when it turned into ashes!This is his own husband!Grass!Where did it come from?

"Pei! Xian!" Gu Han wiped away the foam and petals stuck to his cheeks and chin, "I think you really don't want to live!!"

Little bastard, you're really amazing!Speculating in stocks, spraying people, making a fool of yourself!

Wearing a vest looks like changing your face, are you schizophrenic? !

Still small Lu Lu?Have you ever called your dear husband, Xiao Hanhan?

I'm not dead yet!

Pei Xian's whole body was stiff, holding his hands on the spot, with a pair of big terrified eyes, "Gu, Gu, Mr. Gu, why are you here?"

Without saying a word, Gu Han strode over, grabbed the short-legged quail that was trying to escape by the collar of its neck, pulled it back hard, and shook it in his hand like a chicken, "The New Year's Eve dinner is just one week away. Pan'er, you stewed mushrooms, pluck the hair first, then let the blood out!"

Then with a sullen face, he swept over the secretary who was at a loss while holding the doorknob, and Lu Yilan who slid down from the desk and almost sat on the floor, gritted his teeth, "Get out!!"

Master Gu Han was born and has managed the family business for many years. The boss is full of airs, and he is very aggressive when he is fierce.

Lu Yilan lived a clean and peaceful life in this life, never before was he jumping around like a dog, frightened and frightened, his calves were trembling like stepping on a cloud, and he ran out of the office in a hurry.

The female secretary was even more unaware of the situation, her face was pale, she stepped on her eight-inch high heels like a gust of wind, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

A corridor as quiet as death, a room as quiet as death.

Only Gu hunched over, anxiously leaning against the door, showing half of his head, looking at Pei Xian anxiously.

Gu Han's gloomy gaze didn't even spare the alpaca, and finally shot directly at it.

Gu Caocao was soft and obedient in an instant, nodded and bowed at him, and almost sang "I Have a Good Dad" on the spot!

It grabbed the doorknob with one bite, and slowly pulled the heavy office door shut, and finally cut off Pei Xian's last way of life with a "click".

Pei Xian watched helplessly as the light disappeared bit by bit, darkness descended, and Yin and Yang were separated...

"Mr. Gu, I was wrong, please forgive me?" Pei Xian was thrown on Gu Han's shoulder, her soft hair dangling.

Gu Han slapped him on the buttocks fiercely, "'Gu Xiaohua'? 'Camel Washer'? You are really capable! I don't know, but you thought I married three wives, all of whom are mentally ill!"

"Mr. Gu, I didn't mean to...ah—" Pei Xian was thrown directly into the sofa by him.

Gu Han pulled off his tie, gasping for breath, "Not only did you lie to me, you fucking scolded me and sealed me for 9999 years! Pei Xian, what kind of fairy are you?"

"Husband, calm down first, you must calm down! It's a long story, listen to me...ah——" Pei Xian thought that Gu Han was going to reason with him on the sofa, but who would have guessed that the next second he would be flipped over on the couch.

His cheek was pressed against the soft sofa cushion, his buttocks were pouted high, and before he had time to beg for mercy, Gu Han's generous and powerful hands had already caught the wind and hit his tight little buttocks with "slaps".

"what--"

"Mr. Gu! I was wrong!"

Pei Xian's screams echoed in the corridor, and Gu Caocao, who hadn't fled far away, heard it, jumped up and down and ran towards the elevator.

Poor Boss Pei, just as he took office, was pressed by her husband in a spacious, bright and well-decorated office, and spanked mercilessly.

I'm afraid he won't be willing to come to this place to work again in his life!

Mrs. Gu has been troubled by her second sister's family affairs recently, and as the New Year is approaching, it is really hard to stay any longer, so she hurried home to prepare for the New Year.

Unexpectedly, when I came back at night, I just opened the door and jumped!

In the huge living room, the sofa, coffee table, and decorations were all pushed aside, giving up almost all the space. From the dining room to the living room, there was a huge sheet of white paper, with Pei Xian lying on one end and Gu Cao carelessly lying on the other.

Pei Xian was dejected, her two paws were covered with ink, she held up a thick-tipped signature pen, and wrote on it stroke by stroke, which was more than one meter long.

Gu Caocao drooped her ears, and with a pen in her mouth, she drew circles along the edge of the paper, no matter whether it was round or not, she had already drawn more than a dozen lines, and her saliva was protracted.

"Oh, my family, Xianxian and Caocao, are they engaged in art?" Mrs. Gu didn't even have time to change her shoes, she carried a limited-edition small bag, tiptoed along the edge of the paper, and walked to Pei Xian's side with difficulty.

Seeing her, Pei Xian started to howl as soon as he curled his mouth, and twitched sadly, "Mrs. Gu, Mr. Gu punished me to expand the three-character scripture, woo woo woo..."

"Ah???" Mrs. Gu was confused, "How do you expand the Three Character Classic? Can it be expanded into hundreds of surnames?"

At this moment, a layer of tears finally appeared in Pei Xian's shallow eyes, "Even if you use each character of the Three Character Classic to make a sentence, you must also reflect on your mistakes."

"Then... what is that careless doing?" Mrs. Gu was completely dizzy, looking at the poor llama stretching its hooves and crying bitterly, her heart ached to death.

After Pei Xian howled dryly, he sniffed, "Mr. Gu made a fuss... Da Vinci drew a thousand eggs."

Mrs. Gu broke down, "What's the matter? You young couple have a temper tantrum, even the child is not spared, Caocao is just a hunchback, it doesn't understand! Oh, I really don't understand you!"

Stepping on her small high heels, she quickly ran upstairs, "Gu Han! Come out! You are such a big human, what are you fussing about with an alpaca? You are 32, and he is less than a year old..."

Mrs. Gu is a very smart old lady, young couples make peace at the end of the bed, parents must not mess with each other.

But not getting involved doesn't mean that she doesn't care about Pei Xian, such a big excuse like Gu Cao Cao is useless!

Pei Xian wrote the Three Character Classic for more than two hours, and his brain cells had already left home. He didn't react for a while, lying on the white and huge paper, dumbfounded: No, ma'am... don't you want to save your dear little bulletproof vest? , Tear off the little expert, pretend to be the master, is your son's real wife? ?

"Oh!" Gu hastily turned his head and shouted triumphantly at him.