The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

At this moment, Lu Yilan, like a male sea turtle among the nest of female sea turtles laying eggs, could only lie quietly on the beach, pretending to be dead in front of the sandpit.

Connecting the clues before and after, it turns out that Pikachu, the grass-protecting maniac, is most likely the peerless watering pot Xian Yuanyang, Pei Xian's husband!

Putting aside the "camel washer" in advance, if Gu Han can find out his information, then "Gu Xiaohua" is really not far from death...

Sure enough, Gu Han saw the ever-changing expression on his face, and asked in a dark voice, "Did you and my Xianxian meet in 'Snowball'?"

God damn "Youth Alpaca Care and Development Foundation", I really believe in this evil organization, Pei Xian, you little liar!

"No, no, no! Mr. Gu, I swear to you, Pei Xian won't be on this forum." Lu Yilan bravely stood up to protect him, with three fingers pointing up to the ceiling, shaking like an electric shock.

Without waiting for Gu Han to ask back, he immediately added, "I met the alpaca and Gu Cao carelessly! I used to work part-time in...in 'Betty'."

Lu Yilan was forced to jump the wall in a hurry. He is a person with excellent memory and logical thinking. During the chat, Pei Xian revealed that there is an alpaca named Gu Caocao at home, and he often goes to the extremely expensive "love" to take a bath.

And for a foreigner like him with an ordinary background and an ordinary job, wandering in a big city, working part-time to save some money to buy a house is also very reasonable.

Gu Han was a little surprised, and asked quickly under suspicion: "What kind of shampoo does my family use carelessly?"

"Codo, the natural flavor of the forest." Lu Yilan's heartbeat was at least [-].

Gu Han narrowed his eyes, "What shape is my sloppy tail?"

"Heart-shaped, flat-cut big peach heart, never dyed." Cold sweat rolled down the corner of Lu Yilan's eyebrows.

Gu Han did not give up asking, "Then why have I never seen you?"

"Maybe you don't go there very often. I meet Pei Xian every time." Lu Yilan is worthy of being an excellent trader, he can quickly calm down after a sudden emergency, and no matter how flustered his heart is, he operates as steadily as an old dog.But I also have to thank Pei Xian, the camel madman, for letting him know even the llama's butt without seeing anything!

Gu Han always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell, so he touched it a few times, and felt that what Lu Yilan said made sense.

Although his family Xianxian is smart, he has never been serious about his job, not to mention stock trading, even fried rice!

Even if his family's dumb little quail drank fake wine and ventured into the stock market, he would have lost his underpants a long time ago, crying and begging him for money, how could it be possible?

Moreover, as Lu Yilan said, it would make sense for Pei Xian to be obsessed with the "camel washer", because he was misled by the fool in front of him!

Gu Han silently picked up Pei Xian, who was twisting and twisting at the tip of his heart, gently put it aside, and said seriously to Lu Yilan: "Xianxian has few friends, and I don't object to your friendship. But, please don't let him Addicted to 'Camel Washer'!"

"???" Lu Yilan followed his train of thought with all his attention and made a big split, almost being thrown out.

Do you dare to think that I was the one who dragged Pei Xian into the "Camel Laundry" cult?

How about some face?You yourself "gudong, gudong" in the middle of the night rewarded "the camel cleaner" for 10 minutes!Which of us is more likely to sell Amway? ?

"All right, all right, I'll pay attention in the future, only talking about alpacas, not washing alpacas." Lu Yilan relaxed a little, and repeatedly agreed that he just wanted to leave quickly.

Gu Han was very satisfied, "Then let's get down to business, what conditions do you want before you agree to help me bring news to the 'Camel Washer'?"

Just as Lu Yilan let go of his heart, "huh" came into his throat again.

Being hooked up by an idol master, what a joyful thing it was, now it's weird and frustrating!

"Mr. Gu, I know you won't believe anything you say now, but I really don't know him, and this is the first time I've received news." He couldn't wash himself off even if he jumped into the Yellow River, "How about tomorrow afternoon, you and If I go to the appointment together, you will know if I am lying!"

Gu Han was a little surprised. It can be seen from the conversation that Lu Yilan is an honest person. Could it be that all this is really just a coincidence?

Inspired by curiosity, he stared at Lu Yilan for a moment, and said slowly, "Okay!"

"Cornerstone Investment" is Lei Hai's private investment company under Yuan Yi's name, which is not affiliated to kkm. Through the nesting of funds of funds, it can eat meat without leaving a trace in many large projects in the industry. It is Lei Hai's low-key interest.

Now as a gift, it is packaged and given to his son to play, and the scale of the sale is tens of billions of funds, without blinking an eye.

With the help of Yuan Yi, Pei Xian quickly restructured the business and adjusted personnel. The investment company, which was already well organized, devoted itself to the core business of escorting Gu's listed companies without any effort.

Yuan Yi presided over the management of the company. Except for the fund established for Gu Han, who needs to be transferred to Lu Yilan for daily maintenance work, he doesn't want to worry about other funds. The life of Xianyu only needs to spend money, not to make money!

If it wasn't for the unlucky Gu Han being stared at by a mad dog, Pei Xian would have shut down the phone a long time ago and become a carefree funny koala, growing on his Mr. Gu!

Pei Xian and Miss Secretary went home happily after checking the meeting arrangements that would scare Lu Yilan tomorrow afternoon.

In the evening, after Gu Han washed up, he leaned against the head of the bed to read a book as usual, he was a little absent-minded, his fingers stuck to the edge of the page and he couldn't turn the page, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Pei Xian was very excited all night, like a little flamingo dripping water, as if it was going to dance with its fiery red buttocks in the next second, triumphant.

After taking a shower, he clambered onto the bed damply wrapped in a nightgown, rolled and rolled, and finally rolled shamelessly into Gu Han's arms. Then, like a cat lacking in love, he grabbed the book with his little paws, and then slowly blown it until it became fluffy and soft. little head on book.

Gu Han's stern expression finally broke down completely when he met those light-colored jewel-like eyes, and he couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed his slightly upturned lips.

Pei Xian licked his lips and tasted it, picked up the book and threw it out, and successfully occupied her husband's arms, "Mr. Gu, do you have an idol?"

"Yes, my father! Immortal!" Gu Han blurted out without knowing why.

The answer was a bit unexpected, Pei Xian was stuck, thought for a while and asked again: "I mean the kind of idol who is not relatives, such as Mrs. Gu chasing Qi Mingyi."

"No!" Gu Han's answer was more straightforward.

Pei Xian rolled his eyes, really bored, "Then you just pretend to have it!"

"Okay, okay, what kind of spiral demon do you want to be?" Gu Han raised his hand in surrender, touching the soft flesh on the back of his neck.

Pei Xian raised his head and his eyes brightened, "If one day, an ordinary person around you suddenly becomes an idol that you respect very, very, very very much, will you be surprised?"

"Huh? What's so surprising about that? Unless he can change gender? Transform? Change species? Otherwise, what's so special about a head and two legs?" Gu Han sneered.

Pei Xian's excited little eyes changed in an instant, and he grabbed his clothes, "Why aren't you surprised? That's the human being that every cell in your body yearns for!"

"Hehe! I haven't seen such a big thing before? Except for liking you, the cells in my whole body will not respond to other human beings!" Gu Han digressed shamelessly.

Pei Xian nodded violently when he heard this, twisted in his arms like a big black bear rubbing against a tree, and whispered more shamelessly than Gu Han: "Mr. Gu, you make my tail itch, I want to kiss you!" It’s good, you, you have to be responsible.”

Gu Han smiled and hugged him upwards, the two face to face and the atmosphere was perfect.

Suddenly, Pei Xian stretched out his claws to press his mouth, still unwilling to give up, and continued the topic just now, "Mr. Nagu, can you pretend to be an ordinary, ordinary person, and think about how suddenly your friends around you become idols? What would happen? "

Gu Han was itchy and couldn't bear it, he just wanted to play hooligans on the spot, and he was very impatient, "Cut~ How could I be an ordinary, ordinary person? There is no way to pretend this, I am destined to be different, supreme, and unique!"

Pei Xian's expectant little expression collapsed in an instant, and he broke out of his arms angrily, "Kiss your own heel! There is no fish tail today! Your mermaid baby will be heartless from this moment on! Sleep!"

Gu Han scratched his head in a daze, what song is this singing?

My eldest young master of the Gu family has lived for more than 30 years, but I don't know what is ordinary!

Why should I experience the thoughts of mortals?joke!snort!

In the afternoon of the second day, Pei Xian dressed himself up as if he was going to the United Nations for a meeting, with a small oily head, delicate cold-colored metal-framed glasses, a three-piece dark suit, a cashmere coat and a gentleman's scarf, and a proud llama guardian behind his buttocks.

In the shocked eyes of everyone, he went straight to the CEO's office on the [-]th floor.

The lady secretary hurried forward to report that everything was ready in the president's office, and Lu Yilan had also contacted him, and he was already on his way.

Pei Xian leaned on the black gold-framed desk, lowered his head and caressed the pretentious gold-rimmed nameplate of "President Gu Xiaohua", showing an expectant smile.

snort!Big idiot Mr. Gu, you don’t want to tell me the surprises of mortals, this fairy will experience it for yourself today!mad at you!

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Gu Han and Lu Yilan successfully met downstairs in VF.

At first, Lu Yilan was worried that the "camel washer" would order him to be the only one to meet, but after the receptionist confirmed, he was only puzzled for a few seconds, and then sent them to the elevator himself.

This is a very modern Grade 5a office building, whether it is rented or purchased for self-use, the price is not cheap.

When they reached the [-]th floor, the beautiful female secretary led them through the quiet corridor and invited them into the lounge first.

Gu Han is even more certain that the cornerstone investment is by no means an ordinary person, the interior decoration is low-key and luxurious, and several paintings and sculptures in the corridors and lounges are even more famous.

After a while, the beautiful secretary returned and invited them to the huge president's office at the end. It was a room with a good angle and a wide view, and the decoration was tough and simple.

Gu Han discovered the mystery at a glance. This office has a whole wall of floor-to-ceiling windows, and it is miraculously separated from the Gu's Group building by a few streets.

He seemed to be inexplicably attracted, and walked to the window unconsciously.

Compared with Gu Han, who is as careful as a hair, Lu Yilan's discovery is even more terrifying!

As soon as he entered the door, he found that on the huge modern desk directly opposite, in the most conspicuous place, in the most coquettish posture, there was an extremely vulgar gold-edged nameplate, inlaid with big thorns in black and white: "President Gu Xiaohua"!

With an expression of wanting to kill someone, Lu Yilan ran over like the wind, and successfully blocked the nameplate with his body before Gu Han turned his head, looking at him with trembling lips.

Just when the two looked at each other and were at a loss for a moment...

"Bang, bang, bang!" There were explosions in the room one after another, and the ribbons and flowers hidden in the interlayer sprayed towards them from all directions.

Then, the door was hastily knocked open by Gu!