The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han had a lawsuit in his head, and perfunctory words with his mother, first let go of her beloved llama, and then promised the old lady to coax Pei Xian in a while, and only then got a moment of peace.

He lay on the couch with his head stuck in a pile of cushions, bewildered.

Although the news that Pei Xian is "Gu Xiaohua" almost pissed me off, it was still easy to digest. Now that I think about it, "Gu Xiaohua" looked fierce and fierce, chasing and beating her, very much like his little wild quail going crazy.

But the "camel washer" is also Pei Xian, so that's too scary!

Now Gu Han seems to have swallowed a big steamed bun and choked half to death. He can't connect the eccentric Pei Xian with the decisive, calm and low-key "Camel Washer", absolutely impossible!

In particular, Pei Xian has never finished high school and has never touched the stock market. Where did he practice it?

Ten thousand steps back, even if he is a Nezha, omnipotent with three heads and six arms, he would have to be conceived for three years to form it?

It can't be overnight, the cells of the whole body are mutated, and the gene of the stock god is possessed, right?

Although Gu Han experienced rebirth, except for the addition of a fucking three-no system, he also saved himself step by step, always drifting on the verge of being killed by the male lead.

The big comparison in the book that gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas does not exist!

Gu Han's brain cells were tying Chinese knots crazily, and there was no reason to convince himself from the beginning to the end.

"Did I marry a fairy? Or a monster?" He slammed his head on the sofa and muttered to himself.

Mrs. Gu went downstairs and liberated the grass that was drawing and spitting out in circles. The dying llama, with its fluffy peach-heart tail, swung wildly and circled around her intimately.

Pei Xian held up two little black paws and rubbed a few black marks on his face. He looked pitifully at the Bodhisattva who was helping the suffering, hoping that she would save him in the next second.

It's a pity that the Bodhisattva led her god camel mount, smiled at him indifferently, turned around with a compassionate face and left without anything happening? !

Pei Xian patted his paws on the white paper, propped up his body in despair, hope and despair alternated in his eyes.

Finally, the Bodhisattva who walked up the stairs seemed to feel his piety, turned his head slowly, pointed to Gu Han's room as if enlightened, then went upstairs quickly without looking back, and closed the door of the mortal world with a "bang" .

Pei Xian seemed to hear a high-pitched voice-over: evildoer, you did it yourself, you should deal with it yourself!Sayunara!

He looked around, the "Three Character Classic" that had been expanded to less than three pages, and then looked at the big white paper that stretched to the end of the living room, which was as tall as a person. Three Character Classic!

Lonely, desolate, miserable...

Pei Xian bit her lower lip and thought about it, got up and asked her auntie for foundation, went into the room, and painted her red and flushed face pale and pale, and her blood-colored and full lips instantly turned sickly pale pink.

Then I rubbed my eyes with my hands until the eye sockets were red and the fundus was slightly bloodshot, then dripped eye drops to form two wet tear stains, and finally looked in the mirror, it was perfect!

Peerless showman, revived in situ with full blood!whee!

From a pile of gaudy cartoon pajamas, Pei Xian managed to find a simple pajamas with milky white dark patterns, only a timid little rabbit was exposed in the small chest pocket.

He changed into his pajamas, kicked off his slippers, and ran outside Gu Han's door with his bare, tender feet. He put his hands on his hips, took a set of deep breaths, and then carefully poked open the door of the room with one finger. Chop on the door frame.

Just as Gu Han got up from the sofa, he wanted to go downstairs to see Pei Xian, but he saw him in white, with a bloodless face, dying by the door, just a hoe away from Daiyu's burial!

"Mr. Gu, I know you are ready to abandon me." Pei Xian slid down the door frame like a white snake, slid halfway and then crawled back, and then continued to slide, with a very tenacious desire to perform.

Gu Han had foam all over his head and face. He came back to take a bath in a hurry, and was so angry that he didn't even blow his hair. The naturally dry hair was particularly dishonest. At this time, the whole hairstyle seemed to have just come out of a pressure cooker, and he was furious.

Pei Xian panicked, oh my god!Mr. Gu was so angry that his hair stood on end?I'm so screwed!

He slid the door frame even more desperately, crying while sliding, and actually squeezed out a few crocodile tears, "Mr. Gu, I lied to you. Although it was out of necessity, I don't deserve to have your heart anymore. Please don't Drive me away, I just... just watch you here silently, I don't dare to be greedy anymore."

Gu Han: "..."

Why did he make me seem like an extinct scumbag who abandoned his wife without understanding the truth?

Wait, the little quail has a bad complexion, did he catch a cold downstairs?No way, when I punished him, I also specially turned up the temperature of the air conditioner?

Seeing him sullen and indifferent, Pei Xian knew that today's hurdle would be difficult.

He slipped into the room, kicked the door with his heel unconsciously, and finally slid along the door to the ground and shrunk himself into a pitiful and weak ball, "Even if you marry many wives in the future, wives and concubines are in groups, I will not complain, and I will give you piles and piles of red envelopes for your sons and daughters during the holidays. I just need to look at you in a far corner to be satisfied."

After speaking, he cried and coughed, slowly revealing two thin white feet.

Gu Han's first reaction was: Hehe, it's another dungeon, bad review!

But listening to him howling and coughing, especially seeing a pair of bare feet, running back and forth on the ground barefoot in such a cold day, it's no wonder he doesn't get sick!

Gu Han finally couldn't hold back anymore, walked over in two or three steps, picked up the little quail from the ground, and held it tightly in his arms, "Hmph, marrying you is like owning the Sangong Sixth Courtyard. I thought there were at least thirty wives! My young master Pei! You are one against thirty!"

God!Am I bewitched or poisoned?How did I meet such a goblin!

Pei Xian buried his head on his chest, listening to the vibration and echo of his chest, his two feet shuffled back and forth embarrassingly, "Gu, Mr. Gu, don't, don't get excited, that... Actually, it's good to think about it. You have it all at once. In addition to the cute and well-behaved Xianxian, Gaoling's flower Peipei, and the bright and bright Gu Xiaohua. Not any man can have such a rich emotional life at the same time."

Gu Han carried him halfway, really wanted to go downstairs and throw him directly into the kitchen trash can, it must be wet trash!Pig certification, pigs can eat!

"Heh, you're still awesome, I feel like I'm stepping on three boats when I'm in love with you! I'm not a fucking centipede, at least I'm an eight-legged spider spirit!" He hugged Pei Xian and sat back on the sofa , with a sneer on his mouth, he didn't delay his hands, and covered Pei Xian's cold feet with a generous palm with one hand.

A hot current rushed up the sensitive toes, and Pei Xian suddenly felt numb in his extremities and a fever in his heart, as if he was in heat and courting his mate to give birth to a small fish, and it came true in one go!

"However, for the sake of your beauty, I can give you a chance to reform yourself." Gu Han smiled wickedly, and lifted his chin with one hand.

emperor!Please, immediately, face up to this Palace!

Pei Xian nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, her sparkling little eyes were particularly alluring.

Gu Han pecked lightly on his cheek, frowned suddenly, licked the sticky smell of foundation on his lips, and rushed straight to his forehead.

Pei Xian's little face was directly kissed with a lip print of one shade lower!

Why don't you stick your head into the post!Can not kill you!

The anger that Gu Han had just lowered came suddenly like the wind, and burned again, "Tell me honestly, where did you learn to trade stocks?"

Pei Xian's sweet little expression instantly froze on his face, even the little hair dangling in his hair didn't move.

If I say that I came in through a book, will I be thrown into a mental hospital?Surely it will?

He hesitated for a while, turned his light-colored bright eyes around, looked at Gu Han without fear, and said word by word: "My ability is innate, it is a miracle brought about by great genetics!"

"Bullshit!" The two faced each other, and Gu Han sprayed him with saliva.

Pei Xian looked at him with the eyes of whether you want to rebel for a while, kicked him away, got up and stood on the sofa, with his hands on his hips condescending, "Do you know who my father is?"

"I know! Your father's surname is Lei, and we just met. Does it matter?" Gu Han folded his arms, "Pei Xianxian, I warn you, don't digress, and answer my question seriously! Otherwise, tonight you Let me go back to Lenggong and continue to expand the "Three Character Classic"!"

Pei Xian laughed wildly with his hips on his hips, "Hahaha! My dad is Lei Hai, the real boss behind kkm! A real financial predator! I have the blood of the capital market flowing in me. Is it strange to know how to trade in stocks?"

Gu Han was stunned. There are rumors in the industry that the Lei family is behind kkm. This mysterious family uses various hidden means to control at least trillions of assets!

Although he could see that Lei Hai had an extraordinary bearing and a wealthy family, he never thought that he had such a terrifying background!

At this time, it doesn't matter whether my wife is a stock trading genius or not, or whether she is a secret stockbroker.

The father-in-law is the head of the Lei family, and his wife is the successor of the Lei family, the successor of trillions of assets! !

Then he is a veritable little boy who climbs the dragon and attaches the phoenix, and eats soft food! !

Gu Han's shocked eyes crawled from Pei Xian's toes to his youthful and pretty face bit by bit, and swallowed.

Pei Xian looked down at him, smiled and bent his eyes, revealing one side of his cute little canine teeth, "Don't be afraid, my husband, I will help you fuck Zhou Kai tomorrow!"

Gu Han: "..."

Palpitation, guilty conscience, palpitations, the electrocardiogram has become a straight line!