The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Lei Hai is a strange old man who is thoughtful and efficient.

In order to avoid sweating and blurring the focus of his palms, he made backups on the cuffs of his white shirt, and he only needed to gently pull out some cuffs to be prepared.

Next is the all-purpose tie for men. The color on the front is dark and the pattern is not easy to display, but the lining of the big sword is a treasure. After opening, the dark blue satin is written with a silver needle pen, which is clearly legible.

When pretending to straighten the tie or adjust the sitting posture, it can be moved back and forth without anyone noticing.

Finally, there are white socks that violate business etiquette. They are high into the trouser legs and extend from the instep. The super-large space, ultra-wide body experience, and the left and right sides are full of dignity!

When the left leg is pressed against the right leg, and the right leg is pressed against the left leg, one can look sideways at the world and complete all kinds of unimaginably difficult questions.

If possible, Lei Hai really wants to wear a pair of long white socks, lift up the trouser legs and print the whole book on them!

He is definitely a conservative and rigorous person on weekdays, and such a crazy match of suits, leather shoes and white socks will never happen.

But if he wears casual clothes, he will lose the two strategic places of cuffs and ties. If he changes to black socks, the resources of his lower body will not be utilized at all.

Lei Gong, who is familiar with the efficiency of capital investment, would rather endure nondescript clothing than give up any available resources. This is the instinct of investors.

Lei Hai was very satisfied with the tidying up, and called his personal secretary, and the two sat face to face at the tea table, making serious gestures with each other.

He picked up a warm towel and wiped his hands, and asked nonchalantly, "How is it? The effect is not bad, right?"

Yuan Yi "..."

This kind of death problem made the secretary of the gourd gourd with a dull mouth immediately become a gourd without a mouth.

"Tell the truth." Lei Hai lightly rolled his eyelids, seeing he hesitated.

Yuan Yi thought for a while, and answered calmly, "If the other party's IQ is normal, he will feel that the eight generations of his ancestors, or even the pets raised by the eight generations, have been insulted."

Lei Hai "..."

This is the longest sentence his stupid secretary has said this year. It can be called the art of tactful cursing. When translated, it means that you are extremely sick, even dead people and small animals are not spared!

Yuan Yi has been with him for 15 years, like a half-child, like a half-shadow, he doesn't talk much when he has nothing to do, and it must be because he doesn't like to talk that he can live until now.

Glancing at the livid boss, Yuan Yi added, "However, if it's Mr. Gu, you can rest assured."

Lei Hai stared at him sternly, feeling for a long time that this kid was still beating around the bush and cursing!

This is like saying, although you are stupid, it doesn't matter, the other party is even more stupid than you, so don't worry about playing stupidly!

You say irritating is not irritating!

"Get lost!" Lei Hai didn't want to talk to him.

Yuan Yi stood up and buttoned up his suit. He rolled naturally and was very happy. When he got to the door, he didn't forget to turn around and tell the boss, "Your appointment at Xuemeiyuan in the suburbs of the city at three o'clock in the afternoon has been fully prepared."

Lei Hai glared at him, and the door of the office was immediately shut tightly without making a sound.

"Lolo! Daddy's little padded jacket, so cute!" The golden-billed mynah was jumping on the bird pole, learning to speak happily.

Lei Hai untied his tie, leaned back in the chair, "Where is there a padded jacket, it's just a bulletproof vest..."

During lunch, Pei Xian officially notified Gu Han that the massacre at [-]:[-] p.m. should be held in Xuemei Garden on the outskirts of the city, so don't be late.

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly went upstairs to rest with the grain. In the evening, there was a public welfare activity in the youth activity center, and they had to participate with full energy.

Gu Han was sitting alone in the teahouse by the window, the weak winter sun was struggling to bring him the last ray of warmth, and the sound of the death knell wafted in the distance...

Although his wife, friends and even his own mother have given up on him, Boss Gu still doesn't want to sit still.

He turned on his mobile phone and searched for "meeting my father-in-law for the first time", and several top ads popped up in less than a second.

Pay to learn "The Book of Taming the Old Man", download "The Rules of Winning the Old Man", distance learning "Decisively Win the Son-in-Law", the latest course "The Best Son-in-Law in History", and the knowledge treasure house "How to Get Married Successfully"...

Gu Han is hungry and thirsty in the ocean of knowledge!

However, he is just a small human being with only one hour of time, and he doesn't have a Pentium processor in his brain. How can he finish these courses that add up to at least half a month?

At this moment, Gu Boss, whose life was crumbling, was forced to have an evil idea—to cheat!

He quickly tidied himself up, the light blue shirt with a small collar without any wrinkles, low-key and calm.

A smoke gray conservative three-piece suit, remembering that Lei's father disliked him for being old, specially matched it with a soft satin vest to enhance the brightness in the dullness, and matched it with a boring enamel button.

Finally, it is matched with a thin tie with dark blue plain color and dark pattern, which is neatly pressed.

He collected the tricky questions about the old man from the online teaching content, copied them one stroke at a time on a two-finger wide sticky note, and then pinned them on both sides of the lining of the suit with pins. As long as he opened his chest, he could see a weapon Plenty of ammo!

This was not enough, he pulled up the socks, pinned a row of paper strips on the inside, and put down the trouser legs without a trace, he can be called the most stealthy killer!

After finishing all this, Gu Han raised his head proudly, brushed his hair sexy, feeling that he is invincible and invincible, come one to kill a couple, come two to kill the whole family!

Those bloody ones, the father-in-law's 720-degree backflip and 360-degree front somersault landing on the ground, the super-high difficulty factor is all out of the question!

Time passed by every minute and every second, the smell of gunpowder smoke became more and more intense, and the unpredictable battlefield ahead was full of artillery fire.

Pei Xian leaned on the platform on the second floor and looked at Gu Han with various sand sculptures in the living room on the first floor.He is indeed the man in my picture!

Gu Han stretched left and right, and then put his hand into his chest to change the position of the pin, trying not to pierce his precious flesh, it was very painful.

"Mr. Gu!" Pei Xian went downstairs.

Boss Gu turned his head, and the warm winter sun shone on the maroon stairs. The little quail was inlaid with a golden halo, as if it had given birth to two short and fat little white wings. Thumping and drilling into his arms.

He hugged the little sugar-coated cannonball that he threw into his arms, sniffed it, and took a bath, it smelled so good!

"Mr. Gu's time is almost up. We can start together. I'm going to take you to the youth activity center in a hurry." Pei Xian raised his smiling face and looked at the handsome man who had been carefully cleaned up, feeling like he was about to faint!

I must sleep until Mr. Gu!Hey hey hey!

Gu Han fiddled with the short antenna-like fur on the top of his head back and forth, "Well, it's cold at night and you should wear more clothes. If I finish talking with Dad sooner, I'll pick you up."

He turned around and said hastily to the glutton with his big butt pouted and bored eating a million sofas, "Son, you have to be obedient and not run around, do you hear me?"

The poor single camel was too lazy to turn his head to eat dog food, and barely managed it with an "ohhh".

The two walked to the door hand in hand, Pei Xian suddenly held Gu Han's face, "Don't be afraid, Mr. Gu, my father is very kind."

Although Gu Han didn't quite agree with his definition of Lei Hai, he still patted the pins on his chest bravely, "My husband is not afraid, my husband is omnipotent!"

"Honey, wait for you to marry me." Pei Xian blushed, writhing in his arms like a little maggot doing radio gymnastics.

He suddenly raised his head, quickly grabbed Gu Han's lips and "chirped" to imprint an ice cream-flavored kiss, then took Gu Han and hurried to the nanny's car at the door.

"Mr. Gu, fightg, Bixin, ua~!" Pei Xian waved at him from the car door.

Gu Han beamed with joy, as if victory was right in front of him, he grabbed the air kiss and put it on his lips, kissed his fingers, and then walked towards his chariot solemnly!

Lei Hai's side is also ready, walking like the wind, Yuan Yi follows him, looking down, you can see the boss's white socks, if there seems to be no way to show through the bottom of the trousers, carefully look at the dense black patterns on them, saying nothing The secretary who spoke the language quietly left the beginning.

They quickly boarded the special elevator on the [-]th floor, and disappeared into the splendor in a blink of an eye.

The Xuemei Garden on the outskirts of the city sounds like a magnificent forest garden, but it is actually a private collection. It looks like clusters of cinnabar on rice paper.

Xuemei Garden occupies the best time and place, but it is never open to the public. Occasionally, tourists linger at the foot of the mountain, just to take pictures of the dreamy and bright red bones.

It should be that Pei Xian reported Gu Han's license plate in advance. He did not get out of the car when he arrived at Xuemei Garden. The monitoring gate opened automatically for him to drive straight in.

Gu Han sat upright all the way, not nervous, he was entrained in his chest, not afraid, he cheated on body protection, and the damn pin, after sitting for a while, moved quickly, and crawled into the flesh when it relaxed a little, truly experienced " It's like sitting on pins and needles."

The car stopped in front of the only main building, and the driver hurried over to open the door for the boss, but he couldn't wait for the high-spirited boss to get off the car.

Gu Han plucked up his courage, tensed his muscles, fantasized about training golden bell jars and iron cloth shirts, climbed out of the car with a grim expression, shrunk slightly, touched the chest that was tied into a sieve, and slowly clenched his fists.

My fucking sacrifice is too great! !

He calmed down the double-layer torture of body and mind, and finally walked towards the door with his chest upright, the pins on his ankles rubbing back and forth with his devilish steps, walking like a cat that just put on its shoes.

The driver behind him who was helping him with the gift stood there, staring blankly at the boss's lower body twisted into twists, and rushed into the room as if he was in a hurry to urinate.

There is only one receptionist in Xuemeiyuan, and they are politely invited into a tea room, and the bamboo curtains on the entire wall are opened, and the snow and plum blossoms are blowing in front of them. Wine can be sent.

The news that Gu Han had arrived, the staff quickly informed Yuan Yi that they were actually closer than Gu Han and arrived first, but Lei Hai insisted on putting on airs like a father-in-law, so they had to wait at a place two kilometers away to refuel Stop and rest.

In the end, it was calculated that he would be 10 minutes late, and Lei Gong, who was covered in cheat sheets, took off his sunglasses and coat, and walked into Xuemei Garden in a leisurely manner.

Gu Han is like a husky holding a prickly pear, standing and sitting for a while, twisting his handsome face from time to time, opening his mouth slightly, and silently let out an ecstatic "Oh—" from the depths of his heart.

Suddenly the door was pushed open, and Gu Han, who was groping all over his body, saw under the black suit trousers, white socks with a few traces of abstract patterns walking in front of him.

I rely on!Who is so flirtatious?Black trousers, white socks, and black shoes... the small size is quite different!

When he slowly raised his head, Lei Hai appeared in front of him with a gloomy face like a storm.

Gu Han pissed in fear, and blurted out, "Dad, you are back!"

Lei Hai "..."