The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Being Gu Han's father made Lei Hai feel that his IQ quickly shifted to the second gear, reducing the distance of a species completely.

He took two steps back with disgust on his face, and retracted his feet by the way to block the unique white socks.

Gu Han also knew what he was talking about, and he staggered back in fright when he saw the old man, and quickly explained, "It's not Dad...it's Uncle Lei! Hello, I'm Gu Han, Pei Xian's boyfriend."

He was very self-aware, did not dare to shake hands, and bowed to Lei Hai on the spot, probably too much, in the well-fitting suit, there were dozens of pins in two rows one after another, bouncing and dancing.

Gu Han's expression towards Lei Hai is incredible, with tears in his smile, pain and despair, colorful!

Have you ever seen the expression of the old man?I'm not dead yet!Who do you bid farewell to? !

Lei Hai rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that his son must trick Gu Han into bed, no!It's an entrustment to propose marriage, so I can only swallow this breath abruptly.

"Sit down and talk." He swept across Gu Han's face with murderous eyes.

Both of them hide secrets that cannot be disclosed, and they are hungry for the hidden needs of the tea table. They face to face to carry out teleportation Dafa, biu~ fly to the seat and take a seat.

In the heavy air, incredible eyes collided together!

Little Lei Hai, his legs are quite long!

Gu Han's father is really old and strong!

Lei Hai unbuttoned his suit, pretended to straighten his cuffs, described the first point of facing his son-in-law, and asked him to give a short self-introduction by surprise.

Generally speaking, when it comes time to meet the parents, the family has a basic understanding of the background of the son-in-law more or less from the mouth of the child.

What's more, Lei Hai has already stripped Gu Han until he has no pants left.

However, love is blind, and a Shih Tzu can become a Shih Tzu in the eyes of the beholder. You must let the other party show the most authentic side under pressure, so as to observe the character and knowledge.

"You, let me introduce myself first, keep it short." Lei Hai put down his sleeves quietly, his tone sounded like an interviewer.

As expected of a boss, he only cares about the result. As for the communication skills of the fathers, it doesn't appear in his mind at all.

"Ah???" Gu Han was stunned.

Ever since he became an adult, it was only for others to introduce himself like him, and he had never introduced himself to others, so he was immediately stunned.

Satisfied, Lei Hai took a leisurely sip of tea and turned his head to admire the rising and falling snow-red plums.

Taking advantage of his inattention, Gu Han opened his suit jacket and searched in the entrained ocean, and finally found a similar reminder.

If an elder asks you for basic information, you can first report your birth date so that the other party can consider the compatibility of the zodiac, and then simply introduce your family and work.

The moment Lei Hai turned his head, Gu Han quickly closed his shirt, sat upright, with a modest smile on his face, "Uncle Lei, I am 32 years old, and I was born on the [-]th day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar."

Lei Hai almost spit out a mouthful of tea, but he stared steadily, "What's the matter, you still want me to tell your fortune?!"

"No, no, no! You are not a monk, I know, I know!" Gu Han hurriedly waved his hands, how could he forget about this landmine!

He immediately went on to say, "My family is just me and my mother, which is relatively simple. I am now managing the group company at home, which mainly has three subsidiaries. The main business is real estate, a listed company, and the side business is insurance and pensions. My personal assets are about 500 billion. "

Lei Hai nodded, it's okay, even if he is poor, he didn't make up his own worth.

There's no other way, his Xiaobaicai insists on going to the countryside to bring warmth and targeted poverty alleviation, so he can only take advantage of this poor boy!

"Well, then how did you and my baby meet?" He lowered his head, lifted his tie under the tea table, and read out the silver handwriting word by word.

It's over, it's over!Gu Han broke out in a cold sweat, no need to look through the cheat sheet, this is a proposition!

Can I fucking tell the old man, is your son the battery I bought for 3000 million?

Or tell him that I cheated on my nephew and robbed my niece and daughter-in-law, that is, your son, directly?

Either way, I would have to be beaten to death eighteen times on the spot!

Seeing him nervous, Ji Leihai's eyelids twitched, and asked slowly, "What's wrong? I can't remember it so soon?"

"How could it be? We are friends...we were introduced to each other." Gu Han smiled awkwardly, and squeezed out every single word from between his teeth.

Lei Hai seemed dissatisfied with his vague answer, and suddenly raised his legs domineeringly in his seat, revealing his socks with white and black patterns, took out his reading glasses, put them on, and looked for some hints carefully.

As mentioned above, if young people don’t want to talk about the process of getting to know each other, it’s best for parents not to ask too much. No matter how you get to know each other, getting to the front of marriage is already a positive result.

Well, although Papa Lei really cares about it, he has a specialization in the arts, so he must listen to the experts.

Gu Han's cold sweat rolled down his temples, if Lei Hai asked again which friend introduced him?Did he mean Zhou Kai?Or should we not talk about Zhou Kai?

Are you sure you're going to die?

I am such a good man, why did I get to this point today?

Lei Hai is getting old, and his legs and feet are not very obedient. The problem on the side of the socks needs to be tilted up to fully see.

He grabbed the tea table with all his strength, his fingers trembling as if he was doing work, and then he raised his calves with the strength of his upper body, stumbled and said a question, "You...you, how much do you know about Xianxian?"

Gu Han was stunned. The father-in-law's face was flushed from holding back, and the veins on the back of his hands were exposed. Just looking at his upper body, he thought he was sitting on the toilet, trying to fight against constipation.

He felt that it was necessary to be concerned about what to do in case of illness, "Well... Uncle Lei, are you okay?"

"It's okay...you answer the question!" Lei Hai answered with his neck stuck and his teeth gritted.

"Oh..." Gu Han raised Erlang's legs while pretending to ask, and kept rolling up his trousers until he saw the prompt content on the top note.

If the elders ask you about your boyfriend, please be careful not to answer what you know, the family situation of the other party, but start from the boyfriend, focus on his interests and hobbies, and highlight the relationship between yourself and him in life The degree of compatibility.

Very good!This is a sub-question!

Before he could get excited and show Lei Hai's face full of dog food, the system popped out.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

The host obtained a "Xianxian Kiss", but did not exchange it within the specified time...

Gu Han thought to himself, exchange it for your uncle!Is my life at stake without seeing me?What the hell are you doing!

I will not change!

This system will automatically exchange for a task reminder for you. Please use no less than 10 words in front of Xianxian's father to praise "Camel Washer".System test, after this task is completed, the host's brain damage will reach full value, the active task will be successfully completed, and [-] units of system energy will be obtained.

I'm doing a fart task!roll!

This system warns that if the host refuses to complete the task, the brain damage value will be cleared!Clear countdown 10, 9, 8...

stop!

Fuck!I'm convinced, I won't give up until you kill me.

I regret it now, very sorry...

Gu Han covered his face with his hands, really wanted to bump his head to death on the tea table.

After Lei Hai struggled with his old cold legs with all his heart, when he looked up, he saw Gu Han seemed to be itching all over, with his head down and his hands pawing at his legs. After scratching, his face was shocked, and he covered his face and lay down on the tea table as if he had a terminal illness?

He hid back with a disgusted expression, "What... are you doing?"

Gu Han raised his head from the hell of despair, plucked up his courage to look at Lei Hai, and swallowed, "Although Xianxian doesn't trade in stocks, he has an idol named 'Camel Washer'. Uncle Lei, do you know?" Camel worker is the embodiment of wisdom and courage, invincible and invincible in the stock market. He is low-key, mysterious and attractive, with a calm mind and quick thinking, and he is a wiener with a broken arm in the stock market!"

Lei Hai: "Huh???"

Your prospective son-in-law is trying his best to praise your son’s idol. You know that your son’s idol is actually your son, but your prospective son-in-law doesn’t know that your son’s idol is your son. What should you do at this time?

Oh shit!Is this question too difficult? ?

Lei Hai collapsed, pulled out his cuffs, no idea, opened his tie, no solution!

He lowered his head to look at the old cold legs that just had cramps, looked at Gu Han desperately, silently stretched out his hands and put his feet directly on his knees, gritted his teeth and rolled up his trouser legs to look for the last straw!

No solution……

Lei Hai's heart seemed to be facing a limit-down market, he was stunned for a full ten seconds, and said a word, "You are right!"

The "Camel Washer" is his son, and his son is the "Camel Washer". What else can he say?

"Huh???" Gu Han almost fainted.

No...it's all right?Uncle Lei, wake up, have you been kidnapped?

Could it be that both of you father and son are fans of "Camel Laundry"?Can this kind of shit luck happen to me?

At this moment, Lei Hai's calf cramped just now, and it was so violent that he tried it for a long time without any effect.

Seeing the calf muscles contracted and stiffened, the pain was unbearable, and the ankle joint was also stiff and unable to twist.

Lei Hai was embarrassed and anxious, and soon a layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and his brows were knit together.

No matter how dull Gu Han was, he could sense something was wrong at this moment, "Uncle Lei, what's wrong with you?"

He quickly got up and walked to Lei Hai's side, and saw the old man bent his right leg and put it on the knee of his left leg in a parallel shape, holding his ankle stubbornly and shivering on the spot, it seemed that he had a cramp.

Gu Han thought, I'll go!Are you okay practicing yoga under the tea table?How old are you, still working so hard?

"Uncle Lei, you have cramp! Don't worry, I'll just give you a stretch!" He leaned over to turn the stubborn old man out of the seat, but a row of pins pressed against his chest to let out blood.

Gu Han was anxious to free the father-in-law from yoga, quickly took off his suit jacket, and casually put it on the table.

How dare Lei Hai ask him to help him twist his ankle, the above is full of cheat sheets! !

He tightly clutched his feet, looking fierce, "Don't worry about it! I'll be fine in a while!"

Seeing him hugging his feet like a three-inch golden lotus, Gu Han couldn't figure it out.

Although cramping is not a big deal, it is extremely uncomfortable. The cramping lasts for a long time and is strong, and it will continue repeatedly later on. It cannot be ignored at such an advanced age.

"Uncle Lei, don't be afraid, I'll help you pull it!" Gu Han broke his body, forcibly attacked his ankle, stretched it with his hands.

Ha ha!Come on man, it will be ready soon... Huh?What's this?

"How to tell if what your son-in-law said is true or false..." Gu Han's hands froze. It turns out that the white socks are not patterns but cheat sheets?

Whoa!Dad, you are such a fashionable dad. You are living a chic life as a fake monk, practicing yoga, and writing cheat sheets!

Gu Han's surprised eyes slowly and slowly crawled to Lei Hai's face, with a trace of indescribable joy.

The mighty Lei Gong who roams the market, at this time, like a cunning old turtle whose shell has been stripped off, silently withdraws his foot that has stopped cramping, and calmly turns away his face.

Suddenly he found Gu Han's suit on the table, with a row of small paper strips pinned to both sides of the lining, on which the words "The Book of Taming the Father-in-Law" and "Rules of Winning the Father-in-law" were clearly visible!

"Cough, cough!" Lei Hai picked up Gu Han's suit as if pinching something dirty, turned his head and shook in front of him, and the scraps of paper rubbed against each other making a pleasant "rustling" sound.

Gu Han immediately faltered, his eyes were gentle and respectful.

Neither of them wanted to talk, only their eyes collided accidentally in the awkward atmosphere, full of exhaustion and bitterness.

Just like that, they suddenly felt a bit of sympathy for each other.

Lei Hai and Gu Han used almost the same movements, propping their temples, unwilling to face the terrible reality.

Both of them are well-known bigwigs in the industry, and the project units in their hands are measured in billions. At this time, after a meal of chicken pecking each other, there are chicken feathers all over the floor.

Maybe there is a positive correlation between shame and age, and in the end it was Lei Hai who broke through the suffocation, "Gu Han, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, if Xian Xian insisted on asking me to persuade you to sleep with him, I wouldn't be where I am today. This look."

Gu Han "..."

day!I knew it was the trap of that little pervert!

"Uncle Lei, don't be fooled, Xianxian just wants to have a bridal chamber first, but we are not married yet." Gu Han thought with his toes, knowing that Pei Xian, a little elf, drove his father to Liangshan just to get some pornography fantasy.

Lei Hai was not happy when he heard this, what do you mean just want to sleep with you?You are old and poor, and you can only see one face from top to bottom. If you don't sleep, what do you and my family envy?

He lightly rolled his eyelids and smiled coldly, "I think it's okay to take a nap."

Gu Han turned into a black question mark emoji, "No, Uncle Lei, we are not married yet..."

"Yes, yes, yes! You reminded me!" Lei Hai finally remembered that the core of the problem of sleeping is marriage.

Gu Han held his heart that was about to jump out, trembling with fright, thinking that he would just give up.

Are you kidding?Who has ever seen father and son force someone to sleep together?Don't you think it's embarrassing to say it?I'm a child of a serious family!

Lei Hai finally remembered what he was here for, clapped his hands on the table, and said without doubt, "Then you two get married first, and go to bed right away!"

"..." Gu Han was about to break down, "Uncle Lei, Xianxian is only nineteen, and he hasn't reached the legal marriage age yet!"

"Oh..." Lei Hai thought for a while, and answered calmly, "That's easy, you serve the wine first, then go to sleep, and finally get the certificate! I've never seen you who are so young and struggle so much to sleep!!"

He is now a salted fish father who has given up his ideals and dignity. He has only one goal, to realize Baby Xianxian's wish!

For the wish of his little cutie, he can sell his soul to the devil, no, he has already sold it!

Gu Han "..."

I, Gu Han, am 32 years old and the president of the Gu Group, with a net worth of 500 billion.

And my father-in-law is now forcing me to sleep with his son who has not yet reached the legal age of marriage...