The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han was so shocked that he didn't even pay attention to the system prompting that the brain damage value was credited to the account. He asked reflexively, "Your adoptive father? Pei Mingli? This guy is not even considered a human being but a father? Are you kidding me?"

His first reaction was to take care of Pei Xian menacingly, but Pei Xian made him look like an unlucky adoptive father.

This kind of grandson can kill a dozen and a half if he comes. Last time, if the little quail didn't want him to intervene, how miserable would this scumbag couple be?

Still want to see my uncle?Rat day cat, are you looking for death and excitement?

Pei Xian raised her chin, arrogant, "Cut~ How could it be him? You've seen him before, his surname is Lei."

"Huh???" Gu Han was in a daze, and it took him a long time to recall the old monk who said he was old and poor, and served others in Israel.

His face was full of disgust, "You said he is a monk, he has no business to do, and he sees God as a godfather for others? Does the old Buddha know? Shall I burn a stick of incense another day to mutter about it?"

"Your father is a monk! I have told you several times that Uncle Lei is not a monk in the temple, and he can't read palms!" Pei Xian smoked.

He turned on the paternity test result taken by his mobile phone and handed it over. He poked his finger on the screen and said word by word, "See clearly, Uncle Lei, he is my real father!!"

Gu Han is a bit short-sighted, and needs glasses to read in low light. He grabbed the phone and put it on the tip of his nose. After watching for a full ten seconds, the beads of his two eyes almost climbed up the bridge of his nose, and he was so scared that he crossed his eyes!

There is probably no worse son-in-law in this world than him, who thinks his father-in-law is a monk?Tell him to read palmistry?And call him nonsense...

It turns out that I am the rat of the Japanese cat, how can I die now to be exciting?Don't bother the old man to do it, I will do it myself.

The weeds on the grave are eight feet high, the north wind howls and the frost floats!

And marry a shitty wife!Become a monk directly!

"Father... why didn't our father say it earlier? This... What kind of misunderstanding has this become? Can I still live?" Gu Han pressed his forehead against the head of the bed, shutting himself up and wanting to die.

Pei Xian patted the back of his head comfortingly, "Look at the appraisal time, he didn't know earlier, so I can only say you were unlucky."

"Then can I still marry you and go home?" Gu Han grabbed his hand and pulled him into his arms, with tears in his eyes, "Your father won't fish me out tomorrow, just turn over the shell and let the blood out?"

Pei Xian saw that he immediately turned into an old bastard, and smiled triumphantly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my father doesn't eat soft-shelled turtle soup. As long as you obey your father's words, you still have a chance of survival. At most, it will be a battle loss."

Listening to his dangerous description, Gu Han felt that the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.

Fate finally made a move on this weak, pitiful and helpless husky!

"It's okay, I've already told my father that I love Mr. Gu the most!" Pei Xian leaned over and gave him a courageous kiss on the cheek.

After Gu Han heard this sentence, his whole body turned cold, and the last trace of life's fire went out with a "chi".

Generally speaking, it is definitely not Xiaobaicai's fault that the wild boar is going to kill her, but the wild boar is too cunning! !

Gu Han returned to the room like a walking corpse, feeling that the soil had already buried his neck, but he still couldn't help but struggled to his death.

He turned on the phone, and Jian Xiaoqun brought Guo Fei and Wu Qianyi in. Although they knew each other well, they didn't know much about Pei Xian's privacy.

Gu Han is telling the truth, I am going to see my father-in-law tomorrow.

Guo Fei is amazing, brother!Winning the sister-in-law and the whole family is just around the corner!

Wu Qianyi oh, have you underestimated Mr. Gu?

To tell the truth, Gu Han, I was in the temple two days ago, and I recognized my father-in-law as a monk and asked him to tell his fortune.I just want to ask, can I still live in this situation?How should I live?Anyone have a way out?Kindness without saying thanks!Kneel down to the boss jg

Guo Fei, you are dead!Don't drag us down!

Wu Qianyi, you are already dead!Touch me!

Gu Han...

Guo Fei has left the group chat

Wu Qianyi has left the group chat

fuck you...

I knew that these two people were unreliable, but I didn't expect it to be so unreliable!

When I come back, I will fish you up and let the blood out one by one!

But... can I come back?Crying, crying, crying...

Gu Han tossed and turned, even Pei Xian couldn't fall asleep even across the wall.

He and Lei Hai made an appointment to force marriage to Boss Gu next week, oh no, it was a marriage proposal, and it was suddenly brought forward to tomorrow. I wonder if dad can prepare it?

Pei Xian picked up the puppet kangaroo, got into bed, and called Lei Hai.

"Father..." He suppressed his voice lightly and floatingly, as if calling for a soul.

When Lei Hai picked up the phone, he felt a cool breeze coming from his temples. He took off his reading glasses, and replied in fear, "Why hasn't Xianxian slept yet?"

"Father, I have some good news for you." Pei Xian smiled strangely, "I just heard that I have a father. Mr. Gu was very excited, so we decided to meet you tomorrow, hehe!"

"Ah???" The man was lying on the bed, disaster came from the sky, Lei Hai was almost hit on the spot and vomited blood.

It is already difficult for elementary school chickens to pass the university entrance exam, okay?What's more, this is a vegetable chicken that is almost sixty!Panic, fear ia ah!

Lei Hai sat up in shock from dying, "No, Xianxian, Dad is not ready yet!"

"Father, I don't think you need to prepare at all. You can make Mr. Gu obey with just one little finger! You are the most powerful father in the world!" Pei Xian's rainbow fart magic skill showed great power through the mobile network.

Lei Hai is a little bit flustered, and he feels more fulfilled than showing off his might in the capital market!

This rainbow fart eats, I feel like I'm going to get diabetes!

The ecstatic Lei Hai didn't even think about it, "That's right! With Gu Han's illusory IQ, it's still very easy for Dad to fuck him."

"That's a good father, then I will inform him that we will meet at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon. The place is to be determined. Thank you, good night! What a treat!" Pei Xian closed the iron door of the trap with a "bang" sound, and pressed his father firmly Inside, cut off the phone.

Lei Hai held up his phone in a daze, "Wait...how did I say that I agreed to meet tomorrow?"

I don't know if the window is not closed properly, Lei Gong, who has dominated the situation for decades, felt a biting cold wind blowing his no longer lush forehead hair, as if his wife was calling softly...

The next morning, Gu Han didn't come down to eat.

After taking a shower, he changed into a white and flawless silk pajamas, lit a little agarwood, and sat quietly at the desk, meditating and recalling his entire life.

Life is really bitter and short!

Boss Gu thought for a long time, although Guo Fei and Wu Qianyi are two unreliable fuckers, but people who are about to die have good words, so it is necessary to leave a few words for them.

He picked up his cell phone, with a smile that could save all sentient beings.

Feizi Gu Han, brother, I have a few words I want to say to you in the end.

The message has been sent, but was rejected by the other party.

Hold!How dare this kid block me?I fucking offended my father-in-law, not your father-in-law, you are afraid of a fart!Rubbish!

He turned around angrily and sent a message to Wu Qianyi.

Gu Han, Wu Qianyi, Guo Fei are too unreliable, don't be fooled by him.We are all relatives, speaking from the bottom of our hearts.

The message has been sent, but was rejected by the other party.

The goblins are in pairs, and the evils are in pairs. May you grow old forever!

If I can come back alive, I will definitely kill you!Wait for me! !

When Gu Han drifted downstairs in a trance, Pei Xian had already taken Gu Caocao out to play, and Mrs. Gu who lived at the second sister's house happened to come in the door last night.

"Oh... look what you look like? Did you fall into the pansi hole last night? The blood was sucked dry! The eye circles are all black, it's so ugly!" Mrs. Gu saw her son looking hopeless. The appearance is very disgusting.

When Gu Han saw his mother, he seemed to see a thick Jinhua ham, and rushed to hug him tightly, "Mom, mom, help!"

"What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't have any urgent syrup!" Mrs. Gu shook a big lump off her body.

Gu Han almost sang a song that only a mother is good in the world, "Mom, Xianxian's dear father wants to see me today!"

Remember, "Huh? Xianxian has found a new father? Good thing, I say this child is blessed!" Mrs. Gu clasped her hands together, praying for blessings, "You have to behave well, it will be terrible for the father-in-law to see his son-in-law. "

Gu Han was ashamed to open his mouth, spitting and spitting, "How about you, you can go with me."

"Aren't you mistaken! Are you three years old? Do you want your mother to hold your hand and go to kindergarten? Isn't it shameful?" Mrs. Gu couldn't believe it, her shrewd eyes rolled, "Tell me, did you do something shameful? ?”

She knows Gu Han too well, the other party knows what to fart as soon as he cocks his tail!

Boss Gu was so ashamed that his ears were burning, he hesitated, "It's nothing, just, just last time in the temple, he used Xianxian's father as a monk."

Mrs. Gu covered her mouth in surprise, wondering what incredible food she ate when she was pregnant to give birth to such a big baby!

"What does it mean to use it?" Her hand that elegantly carried the bag trembled slightly.

Gu Han could only tell the truth, "I just asked him to do a fortune-telling, it's really not a big deal! Don't ask, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Are you still scolding Xianxian's father and talking nonsense?" Mrs. Gu said that I know you too well, don't pretend to be virtuous and virtuous with me!

Gu Han, you are my own mother, can you love each other more?

Mrs. Gu didn't make things too difficult for him, she accidentally reached out to help him straighten his collar, "Things at your second aunt's house are very chaotic, Qingqing knows? Divorce. I think your second aunt is worried to death, so come back and get her some The medicinal materials for fire and calming the nerves must go back immediately."

After finishing speaking, disregarding the begging of his own son behind him, he ran away like a cat on his feet! !

What a joke, she ranked first among the five golden flowers of the He family, but she can't afford to lose this person, Hanhan's only advantage is her thick skin!let him go!My wife has a headache!

Gu Han, who was betrayed by all relatives, stared blankly at his mother who trotted all the way into the car without closing the door and leaving no exhaust gas, wanting to cry without tears.

At the same time, the one who wanted to cry but couldn't cry was Lei Gong who was sitting at the huge desk and was concentrating on making a cheat sheet.

Lei Hai is a careful and conscientious person. He asked people to read "100 Questions to Face Your Son-in-Law", "Essences of Getting Married", "Will My Son Be Happy?" " and other books that parents face their children's marriage and love are sorted out.

However, there were too many problems. As he got older, his memory deteriorated, so he had to cheat in person and write cheat sheets, including hands, socks, cuffs, and ties.

If he could, he would really like to bring big waves and cheat with wireless headphones!

The world seems to be doing evil all the time!