The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Being a father is a great job for a human male. Although not every human male is willing to become a father, as long as you become a father, you will have countless troubles...

Lei Hai's current worry is that without going through his son's childhood and adolescence, he just stretched his legs and stepped into the stormy adolescence!

He was like a scumbag who had just left Novice Village and had no knives or dogs at the beginning, but he was facing the most ferocious monster dragon in the whole server.

Damn it, the main reason is that there is no place to recharge the game, and they don't even give the six heads of state a big gift bag!Still playing a fart!

Lei Hai's heart was like the ancient city of Pompeii exposed to billowing volcanic magma, tormented but helpless.

Becoming a father for the first time, the father is too troublesome!

"That...Xianxian, and me, being a father for the first time, I have no experience and no skills. Can we start at the level of a junior father?" Lei Hai has been in the capital market for decades, and has never been so cowardly. Plant it back into the hands of your own son, commit a crime!

Pei Xian was so angry that his eyes were on fire, with green smoke billowing from his head, he ate at least six pots of Malatang, "My respected father, do you have the heart to lose all your love investment?"

"I...don't understand?" Lei Hai was at a loss.

I'm really old, I can't keep up with the thinking of young people now!Baby, Sleepy Valley Han's big wolf dog is the one who suffers! !

Pei Xian sucked the tip of his frozen red nose, pointed at the angry giant screen advertisement on the opposite side, and burst into tears, "Mr. Gu...Mr. Gu is going to run away with the 'Camel Washer'!"

"No, kid! Aren't you the 'Camel Washer'? He ran with you, right??" Lei Hai almost lost his temper.

His cute little brain circuit is simply a Mobius magic ring, normal people can't beat it!

He feels like he's on the verge of being mentally retarded, doing old age disco like crazy!

Pei Xian fell into my jealousy and couldn't extricate himself. He pointed his fingers and said unwillingly, "Mr. Gu didn't know that I was a camel washer, and his behavior is nothing short of cheating!"

"Huh???" Lei Hai was shocked by his son, and even began to sympathize with Gu Han, how did he survive in Xian Xian's clutches?Is the vitality too tenacious?Not an ordinary species.

"Xianxian, this kind of thing is not certain, maybe he secretly found out, so he showed his favor to you crazily, so we can't just force you into prostitution, right?" He continued to break up with his son earnestly.

As long as he can dispel Pei Xian's idea of ​​being a big idiot in Sleepy Valley, Lei Hai decides to improve the idiot's IQ on his own.

Pei Xian rubbed his nose, not fooled at all, "Don't recharge him, it's useless, the IQ of his arrears can't be imagined, he just likes the 'Camel Washer'!"

Lei Hai "..."

My mother!You said that you put in so much effort just to marry a fool, what on earth are you trying to do? ?Dad, I can't bear it!

"Dad, help me, go... propose a marriage, hehe." Pei Xian lowered his head and tugged at him again, breathing out a breath of cold air, blushing.

Lei Hai choked speechlessly, this was his son's first wish to call him daddy, he, a rookie daddy, would have to make it come true!

Hmph, isn't he just a jerk, as long as the face and the third leg are fine, it's fine to grab someone and go straight to the bridal chamber!

Seeing his gloomy eyes, Pei Xian leaned over and whispered, "Dad, I want Mr. Gu who is physically and mentally intact. You go to propose marriage. It is not a forced marriage, let alone a robbery. It is a legal means. My Mr. Gu is timid, so don't scare him." .”

Lei Hai "..."

Smash it!Your weak and helpless father can't do it!

Pei Xian made an inch, her big pale eyes flickered, "Dad, you are the best and best dad I have ever been with!"

Lei Hai was shaken in place by the rainbow fart, nodded, and said heavily and sadly, "Okay!"

Pei Xian was overjoyed, and pulled Gu Caocao behind him, "Caocao, quickly call grandpa!"

"Oh!" Gu rubbed his head against Lei Hai obediently.

Lei Gong, a world-class rich man with trillions of assets, lost his species in an instant under the light of scrambled tomatoes and eggs...

At the same time, Gu Han was sitting behind a dark and bright desk, staring at the computer and watching the advertisement on the super giant screen of Financial Avenue, which was sent back to me.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

The host completes the prompt task and successfully increases the brain damage value. The current brain damage value is 30, and the brain damage behavior accumulates the brain damage value to make the brain damage score reach 100, which means that the task is completed.

Gu Han slumped on the comfortable office chair, full of emotions, and finally grasped the essence of the brain damage. There are almost 48 hours left, and he will go all out to the brain damage to the end!

He pressed the inside line and called Secretary Ke.

Although Gu Han is dedicated to his work, he is not an overtime maniac. He has not left until this point today, and Secretary Ke has to accompany him.

"President, you are looking for me." Secretary Ke looked at Boss Gu who was in a good mood, and felt that he would be off work in a while.

Gu Han turned off the computer, packed his things under his hands, and said, "Starting from tomorrow, the advertisement for 'Camel Washer' will be rolled out on airplanes, high-speed rail, urban rail, and public transportation. I want him to be everywhere!"

"???" Secretary Ke froze for a moment, terrified, "President, are you... sure you want to do this advertisement?"

In the morning, Gu Han advertised the "Camel Washer" on a super giant screen. He thought it was to please Pei Shao, because the boss seemed to be worried that Pei Xianshao was a fan of "Camel Washer".

Tonight, he was not sure again. Although their boss was a little sick, except for Pei Shao, he was rarely so crazy.

Gu Han looked at his small eyes wearing glasses, and the words "brain-disabled" slowly emerged.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" He asked quite calmly.

Secretary Ke was shocked. The boss only studied mind reading skills, "No, I'm just a little... a little tired."

"I also think it's quite stupid, but sometimes it's good to be stupid!" Gu Han nodded with a good feeling about himself, and said solemnly, "By the way, find someone who has nothing to do with the company to entrust, otherwise those reporters will talk about it again." Come on."

Secretary Ke has been petrified, and he will be turned into powder with a light touch!The [-]th time he walked into a dead end in his career!

You also know that reporters will beep beep if you do this!Do you know what to do?Are you still human?

After Gu Han packed up, he passed by him with his coat hanging on his arm, and patted him on the shoulder, "Work hard, there is a bonus for this project!"

Poor Secretary Ke is crying silently. I don't want money, I just want to be a normal secretary! !

The sky was completely dark, and the cold white moon gradually turned soft yellow, climbing into the clear sky after the snow.

In the famous central villa area on the third ring road, Lei Yingzhe and his mother finished their meal and were talking over tea in the living room.

Qiao Shiwei is the boss of the Lei family and Lei Yun's wife. She became a widow not long after Lei Yingzhe was born, and she has been widowed for 20 years.

The ruthless years did not leave much frost on her face, on the contrary, it brought her an elegant and calm temperament. Her pair of red phoenix eyes are shrewd and charming, which is the best appearance for a woman of this age.

"Yingzhe, you can just tell your mother something, don't say it outside, do you understand?" Qiao Shiwei's voice was soft and thin, melodious, especially pleasant to the ear.

Lei Yingzhe was more relaxed in front of his mother. He pulled off his tie and said in an unhappy tone, "I don't seem to be satisfied with any uncle. I can accept his strictness. Moreover, I have always been strict with myself. However, I cannot accept his Always questioning the ability of my successor."

"So what if he questioned? He and you are the only ones left in the Lei family. How can he still hand over such a large family fortune to outsiders? Yingzhe, don't put too much pressure on you. You have lost weight recently." Qiao Shiwei felt a little distressed. patted his son's cheek.

"Mom, don't worry, I'm fine." Lei Yingzhe said perfunctorily, "It's strange to say that recently, uncle always meets a little kid, who is so kind, it's like being with his own son."

He paused, raised his eyelids and looked at his mother thoughtfully, "Mom, that Pei Xian has the same amber eyes as Uncle. Do you think it is Uncle's child?"

Qiao Shiwei covered her mouth and smiled, "Are all of you businessmen single-minded? After we combine with blond Caucasians, it is not easy to produce blond offspring, but brown-haired, amber-eyed offspring. As long as With Caucasian genes, this eye color will always appear in three generations of children, it's not very unusual, don't be too nervous."

Lei Yingzhe's grandmother was blond and blue-eyed from Ores, but only Lei Hai inherited the gene, and her hair and pupils were lighter.

"Your uncle cares most about the past, so don't talk nonsense in front of him." Seeing her son in a daze, Qiao Shiwei added.

Lei Yingzhe still couldn't figure it out, "Mom, you know uncle's temperament. He would rather play with a starling and raise a flat-haired animal like a son than play with anyone. How could he treat a half-grown child?" So patient? To tell you the truth, I think he kind of used that kid as a stand-in."

"That means he's old. When people get old, their temper and personality will change." Qiao Shiwei lowered her eyes and slowly sipped her tea, "He will feel empty, afraid of loneliness, and afraid of aging, so he prefers to be close to children, cats, dogs, and young people. Hmph, nothing strange, no amount of skill can escape the ruthlessness of time."

Lei Yingzhe felt that what his mother said was right. Lei Hai was over 50, his wife died early and his son was stolen. He was scheming and scheming. He spent fifty years of his life empty-handed, and he aged faster than ordinary people.

Qiao Shiwei used a napkin to break a piece of snack for her son, and brought it to her mouth, "Don't always be rude to other children, you have to remember, if your uncle likes it, you have to like it!"

"I'm not too fussy with a brat." Lei Yingzhe swallowed his snack and smiled rarely.

Qiao Shiwei looked at her son who looked like her deceased husband, and suddenly thought of something, "How old is that child?"

"Huh? Eighteen or nineteen years old? Anyway, she looks quite young, but she is really pretty, with a cute face, like a starlet." Lei Yingzhe didn't care, and said to himself.

Qiao Shiwei rolled her eyes, "Nineteen is not too young, and I can get married in another year. If your uncle likes it, you might as well marry him back and play with him at home. Why not do it?"

The snack in Lei Yingzhe's hand fell directly on the table, and he didn't dare to say anything for a long time. His mother's concern for Lei's property was always stronger than him.

But for so many years, his mother has been conscientious and widowed, and she can't touch the family property with a single finger, which is also strange.

Qiao Shiwei looked at her son who was a little silly, and said, "In the big family, there are so many you and me. It doesn't matter if you don't like it. It's just a thing of honoring the elderly when you get married. When the time comes, the Lei family will be in your hands." Mom won't care who you want to be with here, but remember, the Lei family's property is yours, and it must be yours!"

The mother's usually soft and weak eyes suddenly turned sharp, Lei Yingzhe nodded slowly, "You are right, but I seem to have heard that Pei Xian has a boyfriend?"

"What's the matter with your boyfriend? He's not a legal husband. My Yingzhe wants to have status and looks. Which child won't be tempted? As long as it can pave the way for your future, it's worth doing." Qiao Shiwei straightened up He has a messy collar and a smile on his face, but there is no smile in the depths of his eyes.

Lei Yingzhe thought about it and found it feasible.

The relationship between him and his uncle lacks homely warmth and is just business affairs. If there is a little beauty who agrees to mediate, it should be much softer.

His mind moved slightly, mainly because of Pei Xian's cherubic face, which was so dazzlingly beautiful.

The mother and son chatted a little more, and it was late, Lei Yingzhe left in a hurry.

Qiao Shiwei stood in the empty living room of the villa, with a dazzling hanging giant crystal lamp above her head. The corners of her mouth, which were always slightly raised, were pursed into a straight line at this moment, and said three words coldly, "Impossible!"

Lei Hai has been looking for his son for 19 years without stopping. Since Lei Yingzhe was sensible, he has been trembling, fearing that one day when Lei Luo returns, he will fall to the ground and lose the throne of heir.

And only she, Qiao Shiwei, was calm, indifferent, never caring about Lei Luo's whereabouts, and never caring whether Lei Luo came back.

Because only she knew that Lei Luo would never come back!

19 years ago, she personally ordered Lei Luo's nanny to be stolen, and threw the baby who was just one month old in the swaddle into the reservoir. He will never come back!

She married Lei Yun and gave birth to the eldest son Lei Yingzhe. At that time, Lei Hai was just an unfavored youngest son.

But Lei Yun, who is incapable of investing, has always made great achievements in death, and finally drove drunk and fell down the mountain road, and his body was smashed to pieces.

Lei Yingzhe is still a suckling baby, the old man of the Lei family has no choice but to take Yao'er to work hard in the world.

Unexpectedly, Lei Hai, who was the least valued by others and always silent, seemed like a dragon entering the water, killing the sky and darkness in the capital market, and it was logical to take over the Lei family's property.

Qiao Shiwei watched helplessly. Lei Yingzhe's family business, which should have belonged to Lei Yingzhe, was embraced by Lei Hai who was killed halfway.

She hated and was afraid, but she pretended to be pitiful and humble, showed her kindness everywhere, swallowed her anger, and took every step of the way. She took her son and finally gained a firm foothold in Lei's family, and finally waited until Lei Hai's negligence allowed the Lei family's property to return to Lei Yingzhe's hands. .

God has eyes, no one can take away what belongs to my son, no one can snatch it away!

Lei Hai, if you want to blame you, Lei Luo really has a bad life!

Tonight, there is no one in the mansion for dinner, Mrs. Gu is staying at the second sister's house, Gu Han is working on unreliable shifts, Pei Xian is having dinner with her new father outside, and the two of them almost came back.

After Pei Xian changed his clothes and washed his hands, he hurriedly fed the llama.

Who would have thought that God would send him a father today, and he didn't bring any grains with him when he went out. He just put a few alpaca biscuits and thumb carrots in his pocket, and finally, Gu hurriedly licked his pocket clean as far as his face.

The winter is cold outside, the vegetation is withered, and there is no place to even have a bite to eat.

Lei Hai saw that this was not bad, the first time we met, he made his eldest grandson hungry, let's go, grandpa invites you to the flower shop to have a good meal!

It has to be said that money can make ghosts stand on the millstone and play disco!

The super-grade flower shop on Financial Avenue, the whole store is closed and no one is left, just waiting for the alpaca to come and feast on it.

The disappointing Gu Caocao ran into the flower shop excitedly with an "oh, oh" and sneezed at Lei Hai with two big sneezes, because he was allergic to pollen!

Thus, the sad heir of the Gu family, the young master Gu Caocao, was so hungry that he almost died on the street, got out of the nanny's car and trembled, and almost couldn't walk into the house.

Gu Han pushed open the door of the house, and saw his aunt holding a washbasin feeding the grass, while Pei Xian squatted down and stuffed it with snacks from time to time.

"Eating so much, do you want to feed it to death?" He questioned while handing the clothes to Aunt Wang.

When Pei Xian saw him, he remembered Xiangyun who was full of scrambled eggs with tomatoes all over the sky, and the giant screen confessed "the camel washer"!I feel like I am instantly transformed into a hot pot, and I want to slice him into a mutton roll!

Seeing his eyes like a rolling mill, Gu Han froze on the spot in fright, faltering and explaining, "What, I, I'm just afraid that my son will not digest if he eats too much."

"Huh, if you kill your son, I'll throw myself into the lake! At that time, you can marry all three, four, and five back home, make a big bed in the living room, bring your own Kato Taka buff, and have a radius of five hundred miles, regardless of gender. Automatically join! It's so cool to you!" Pei Xian was so angry that he was just like a puffer fish jumping on the shore, panting with puffed cheeks, and ran upstairs in a hurry, slamming the door and closing it by himself.

Gu Han "..."

Gu Han was dazed by the scolding, lost in the strong atmosphere of catching rape all over the room, a row of question marks were opening above his head.

Relying on his superb stalking skills, cuteness, and pitiful feats, Boss Gu finally broke through the defense line of the bedroom door before going to bed, and successfully broke into Pei Xian's bedroom.

The light in the room was dim and gentle, Pei Xian was curled up on the sofa with the quilt on his head, like a snail that had just run away from home, no matter how you looked at it, it was pitiful.

Gu Han's heart suddenly became soft like this. The little quail is actually very sensible and rarely loses his temper with him. Did he come home late today and neglect the little cutie?

He walked over slowly, hugged Pei Xian on his lap even with the quilt, and made the most wise and martial move in his life. Without saying a word, he lowered his head and kissed Pei Xian's slightly pouty lips fiercely.

Changing from the usual style of running away after licking and tasting it lightly, this is an extremely long and gentle kiss.

At the end of the kiss, Pei Xian was stunned, pushed away a little, held Gu Han's face and looked at it again and again, "Mr. Gu? Are you alive?"

"Well, I'm alive now, but I'm sure that ghosts won't let you go after you die!" Gu Han stared at his big round eyes.

Pei Xian licked his lips and thought about it, feeling a little happy, and suddenly pinched Gu Han's cheek with force.

"Oh—" Gu Han was not prepared to remember, and screamed wildly after being pinched.

Pei Xian hurriedly rubbed it for him, asking while rubbing, "Does it hurt?"

"Of course! It hurts if I pinch you!" Gu Han frowned.

Pei Xian said quietly, "So I'm not dreaming, it's awesome!"

Gu Han, you suspect that you are dreaming, you pinch me... this day cannot be passed!

Pei Xian kicked off the quilt that was in the way, and hugged him like a koala, "Mr. Gu, we have all progressed from meme chirp to meme chirp, when will we be able to have meme chirp?"

Gu Han hugged him, like an Australian muscular kangaroo, strenuously walked to the bedside, threw him into the pile of soft and fluffy pillows, and then pressed him down violently.

Pei Xian's mouth opened into an O shape, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

Fuck!so handsome!Face me!beep beep...

In the end, Gu Han leaned next to his ear, counting with his fingers in a sexy and hoarse voice, "Honey, in less than seven months, you will be a mature mermaid that can be married to mermaids."

"No, you can harvest a hungry black widow right now, I'll kill you!" Pei Xian jumped up, kicked him away, grabbed the pillow and beat him violently.

Gu Han was beaten so hard that he turned into a straw, his head was hidden under the pillow, his butt was pouted, hit him!

Pei Xian was sweating profusely, and finally hugged the pillow and gave him a cold butt, turned his head and did not speak.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

The host has obtained a "Xianxian Kiss", please redeem the mission prompt in time, the "Xianxian Kiss" will lose the eligibility to exchange within 5 minutes.

I go!Gu Han, who just wanted to play shameless and coax his wife, hurriedly redeemed the task prompts with two things in mind.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

The host spends a "Xianxian Kiss" and gets a task prompting the host to print the "Camel Washer" charm within 5 minutes and stick it on Xianxian's bedside. I wish you a happy sex life, an early baby, and a happy family!Task Countdown 00:04:53

Gu Han completely collapsed!

Do you think I didn't die early enough?Isn't death bad enough?

I quit!I want to uninstall your three-no product!Nima!Bankrupt me!Crying, crying, crying...

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get tiger cubs.After the system test completes the task, the host's brain damage can reach 80, and victory is in sight. If you give up, the host should persevere.

Gu Han jumped up suddenly, without any slippers on, and flew directly to the study.

Pei Xian was startled by a whirlwind, and watched her husband run away from her side, she was so angry that she almost cried, "You dare to bully me, I'm going to sue my dad!"

Before he could shed tears, he saw Gu Han running in holding several ghostly symbols, climbed onto the bed and "slapped" them all over the head of the bed.

Pei Xian's brain ran away from home on the spot, facing the dim sleep light, and could barely make out the content on the paper, "'Camel Washer' blesses the early birth of a precious child, 'Camel Washer' blesses the success of sex, 'Camel Washer' blesses the soul ..."

"Ah—" Pei Xian went crazy, grabbed the ghost painting talisman and threw it on Gu Han's face, "Go and have a tap with the 'Camel Washer'! Goodbye!!"

Gu Han was forced into a desperate situation by the system and had to make up things, "Xianxian, listen to me, they all said this is very effective. For our Meme Papa Papa to be held smoothly in seven months, please give me a blessing. I think it's necessary. Besides, you're not a big fan of 'Camel Laundry'."

Pei Xian sneered and sat upright, "I want to tell you something, I have a father."

Gu Han was confused, "You must have, creating a human being cannot be done on your own."

"My dad asked me to formally inform you that he wants to see you tomorrow!" Pei Xian was serious, not joking at all.

Gu Han "..."

At this time, in the villa near the lake, Lei Hai was sitting in the study room with reading glasses and was studying "Guidelines for Adolescent Parents", "How to Get Along with Adolescent Children", "I'm in Menopause, He's in Puberty", "How to Face Parents" Boyfriends and Boyfriends for Children", "Your Marriage Is Not My Master"

But he didn't know that the meeting that was originally scheduled for next week was put on the front line by his own son, leaving his father with a way to survive, oh no, the study time is running out!