The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

There is only one dim sleep light left in the bedroom, and the colorful and cool effect of the mobile phone screen lasts for a long time, reflecting Pei Xian's fair little face with colorful colors, only the eyes are dull and colorless.

If you use your brain a bit, you will know that kkm has sponsored "Snowball" for a long time, and the relationship between the two is very close.

Pei Xian has been on the forums and knows the tipping function very well, with a limit of [-] at a time.

It is probably difficult to have another person besides Uncle Lei who is weird during the day to make "Snowball" make such a big commotion.

"From Papa's Love"? ?Uncle Lei, what kind of devil are you?

He even suspected that the original title of the book was "The Giants Behind the Scenes Competing to Be My Father"!

Everything came to an end in a weird way, and the space was full of paternal identification posts, so that people didn't know the word paternal at all.

Lu Yilan, an honest man of the Buddhist family, suffered a critical blow. Is it so exciting to chase an idol now?I'd better become a monk with peace of mind, the world is not worth it.

The next morning, Mrs. Gu went to the second sister's house very early, leaving only Pei Xian and Gu Han to have breakfast together.

The new "rich abandoned husband" Pei Xian stared at Boss Gu with the eyes of "my husband is dead, I don't want to burn paper" the whole time.

Just as Gu Han took a sip of the soup, when he looked up, he saw a creepy look in his eyes. The soup slowly overflowed from the corner of his mouth, fearing that the opposite party would be able to sing the song of the horse widow crying for the grave in a second.

He hurriedly wiped his mouth with a napkin, and asked cautiously, "Xianxian, why are you unhappy so early in the morning?"

"I can't keep your people, your money, and your heart." Pei Xian sighed quietly, stirring the coffee, "As long as you remember that Caocao is the official heir of the Gu family, me? Oh, it doesn't matter, the big deal is to plant a lot of trees all over the mountains and plains in the backyard, and the next year will be like a cover!"

Why do I think he's going to fuck me and play disco on my grave by the way? ?

But recalling the act of hastily rewarding the "camel wash worker" last night, Boss Gu felt a little guilty and his neck was a little cold.

He stood up and went to the back of the chair and hugged the little quail tightly, wanting to survive, "Honey, I swear, my face, butt and money are all yours, and there is your exclusive little gold seal on it!"

Pei Xian pulled him over, with sharp eyes like a knife, from the middle of the person along the button of the shirt, and finally stopped in the middle of the trousers, solemnly said to Gu Han's lower body: "Husband, we must have a heart-shattering show." Communication can resolve this crisis of trust. What do you think?"

not so good!Your husband only weighs two liang and is eighteen centimeters tall?

Gu Han turned into an angry crotch-covering faction, jumping on the spot.

This **** wants to marry my younger brother directly!My upper body is not dead yet!I can't stand it!

"I'm telling you! You're playing with fire now!" Gu Han's ears were flushed with shame, and he was about to take an oath of control over his lower body.

Pei Xian was startled suddenly, and looked at him with admiration!Immediately call out the vertigo filter, the Gu boss next to him is instantly tall and mighty, the hormones are as attractive as canned herring, what a macho picture!

He didn't stop doing anything, he quickly resorted to the gesture of a coquettish man with eighteen slams on his clothes, and leaned in front of Gu Han with "Pa Ji", "Honey, don't worry, I won't bark, I know it will break my throat!" It's useless!"

Nima!How could there be such an insult to people's IQ!

The bright red behind Gu Han's ears spread slowly along his neck, and soon turned into a boiling kettle with steam in his ears.

"Close your eyes!" He gritted his teeth, a pair of colorful gemstone eyes in his arms, which were too attractive to hold back.

Pei Xian looked calm and righteous, closed his eyes tightly, and screamed in his heart: Mr. Gu is about to fit together!This baby is about to moan/groan wantonly from exhaustion, baahaha!

Then, the savage Gu Han held up his face and let the tip of each other's lips rub against each other, and in the next second he ran with his legs up, bumping Gu Cao who was dangling at the door into a big somersault.

Pei Xian was almost knocked down by him, looking at Boss Gu who was rushing into the car in the courtyard, and squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Trash!"

Poor big alpaca, lying on the door, didn't know it was hit by something, stupidly tilted its neck, "Oh?"

Gu Han flew into the car, the driver saw that the boss seemed to be being chased by his enemies, he was very strong, he kicked the accelerator, rushed out of the gate and ran away with his life.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[The host spends a piece of "Xianxian Kiss" to get a task reminder: Please hang up an outdoor super large-screen advertisement for the "Camel Washer" within twelve hours.Task countdown: 11:59:51]

nice!

Gu Han clapped his hands in the air, and immediately informed Secretary Ke to deal with it. This time, he must make sure nothing goes wrong!

For the date in the afternoon, Pei Xian took a bath and changed clothes with a sense of ritual, and even pulled in the grass and washed it. He had no choice but to be strong and cowardly, and go together regardless of life or death.

One person, one camel, climbed out of the bathroom, combing the shiny, fly-split hair of the old-school elites on TV, wearing identical dark suits and vests, and only missing a pipe. In the next second, they could blend into the night of [-] inside.

Lei Hai was very measured, he didn't show panic or excitement, he just made an appointment with the time and place, leaving Pei Xian a lot of freedom.

They met in an inconspicuous courtyard on Financial Avenue, facing the reinforced concrete money empire across the dragon-like overpass, time and space intertwined, with a special flavor.

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, the nanny car only sent Pei Xian nearby.

He led Gu Caocao and walked in the dusty, snow-covered alley. He was so handsome that he almost caused chaos. Several girls behind his buttocks thought they met a celebrity, and followed the whole journey on bicycles regardless of the severe cold.Fortunately, the distance was not far away, they ran in a panic, fled around and finally reached their destination.

Lei Hai personally opened the door for them, and seeing the two bastards looking upright, as if they had stepped out of a spy movie, he held back his smile and led them inside.

oops!My son is such a big baby, even the animals he raises are different from people, happy!

The shiny black leather shoes stepped across the threshold, Pei Xian's white chin tightened, she pushed her black-rimmed glasses and observed silently.

This is a small secondary courtyard, in front of it is a pottery hall, which is elegantly furnished and has a pottery table, but it doesn't seem to be commonly used, it is a place for occasional recreation.

Behind is an exquisite small courtyard, the snow has been removed, but the withered vine branches and leaves can vaguely see the vitality of summer.

Everything is so warm and casual, but inadvertently reveals a sense of austerity.

Lei Hai watched lovingly as he raised the thick cotton curtain, and the two of them stepped over the high threshold of mottled red paint and entered the warm room.

"Lolo, Lolo is so cute!" The golden-billed myna was bouncing up and down on the red-gold bird pole, shaking his little head curiously at the llama.

"Oh, oh..." Not to be outdone, Gu Caocao bared her teeth, but was slapped shut by Pei Xian.

Lei Hai was in a very good mood, "It doesn't matter, the two of them may just say hello."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Lei, this is my education issue, you're laughing at me." He replied in a straight line, against Pei Xian's handsome and tender face, there was a weird sense of cuteness.

The two sat on the old-fashioned velvet sofa, Lei Hai filtered the water and made tea himself, like a contented retired old man, it was hard to imagine that he held trillions of dollars of wealth in his hands.

There are really only the two of them here, far from the meeting Pei Xian had imagined, as if they were just friends who forgot the years, chatting a few words in the winter afternoon, life is too short.

Facing the unpredictable Lei Hai, Pei Xian didn't know what to do.

He is still too young to see the other party's intentions at all, so the only way to strike first is to strike first, otherwise he will be farted later!

"Uncle Lei, please don't mistake me for someone else. I'm Pei Pei, the famous 'Camel Washer'!" Pei Xian unbuttoned his suit and sat comfortably.

Regardless of Pei Pei or Xian Xian, Lei Hai will only be silly when he sees his eldest son now.

ah!My little cutie is still a little shy, so don't scare him.

"I know, I know, it's Peipei, not Xianxian." He took a sip of tea to suppress his excited heart, and nodded repeatedly, "The video was in a hurry, and I didn't introduce it to you. My name is Lei Hai, and kkm is one of my investment industries. one."

one……

Pei Xian swallowed subconsciously, which can be called a terrifying capital size. In his previous life, he barely competed with kkm. Now it seems that he is a brother through and through!remember

He puffed up his chest and looked calm, "That would be great. With decision-making power, our cooperation will be smoother."

In front of Lei Hai, he is completely a little fox with unblemished lanugo, his voice is soft and thin, and his milk is fierce, which will only attract people's affection.

"It makes sense, let me tell you about your conditions." Lei Hai smiled bewilderedly throughout the whole process, full of joy.

My baby is so cool!So cute, so loud!Call Dad again, hey, you're so good!

Come, come, the key is here!

I'm a tiger shark, I'll just take a bite of your flesh, really, just let me take a bite!

Pei Xian's heart was surging, and he could hear the sound of blood beating on the side of his neck.

He crossed his hands and adjusted a sitting posture that looked sideways at the world, "I want to cooperate with kkm to establish a fund of 10 billion to 15 billion."

"Yes." Lei Hai lowered his eyes and smiled, agreeing without hesitation.

snort!The stinky and shameless Gu Han didn't take good care of my baby, how could he save money for candy from his father!

Pei Xian was slightly stunned. He didn't expect it to go so smoothly. With a plate of 15 billion, the size of a single top domestic fund is no more than that, and the other party is as simple as throwing a piece of toilet paper!

He sat up, his eyes were as bright as a wolf, "I will do the investment strategy, and no one should interfere."

"Yes." Lei Hai's voice was not loud, but he was firm.

My baby just exchanged 15 billion for steel coins, and he can sit by the river and play with water!

Whoops, I'm going?Why is the old man so big?

This time, Pei Xian was not calm. After thinking about it, he continued to make progress, "I want to cooperate in an indefinitely framed manner, and kkm will not liquidate the fund midway for any reason."

"Yes." Lei Hai looked at him tenderly, with deep connivance in his eyes.

Pei Xian was completely exposed by the money, and put his claws on the tea table nervously, "Uncle Lei, can you give me the risk control rights of single-ticket investment? I promise, I can make money for you!"

Risk control is the security barrier of an investment fund. Fund managers can only make risk control decisions within their authority, while risk assessment of investment decisions outside their authority must be carried out at the headquarters.

For example, the single-ticket investment rights he mentioned, the more dispersed the investment, the less likely it is that there will be a concentration risk, so any fund will not let the fund manager touch the single-ticket investment limit.

Pei Xian's last request is not about money, but kkm's life!

Sure enough, Lei Hai's gaze became sharp, but it only faded into gentle ashes in an instant, "Of course!"

Pei Xian was dumbfounded: Impossible!Is this Uncle Lei a fake?

Lei Hai crossed the short tea table and patted the back of his hand lightly, "Xianxian, my trillion assets and kkm future are all yours, and only yours!"

These words struck Pei Xian directly on the forehead like a thunderbolt.

Poor Pei Xian was frightened out of his original shape, a hamster crouched in the corner of the sofa, grabbed Gu Caocao's big butt, and pulled out a handful of white fur.

Die!Is Uncle Lei suffering from some terminal illness?Do you have to give trillions of assets to a stranger?

I managed to climb over the wall to make a salted fish, find a husband and his mother is in danger of going bankrupt, and this is another terminally ill uncle who is dying and entrusting his orphans?

Even if my talent is like bee dung, you can't stop, but can you bear to see a 19-year-old cutie turned into an [-]-year-old little dinosaur by career training?

He is only 1.7 meters two!You have seriously affected his growth and development!

Please, please have pity on me, I just want to be a salted fish baby who has lost her talent and faith, don’t let me turn over, I am not worthy, thank you!

"Uncle Lei, you, you must never give up your life. I can't bear your love as vast as the ocean of Chinese national coins." Pei Xian had a bitter face, completely losing the momentum of squinting at the world and staring at everyone.

With trillions of assets, there is more than one behemoth like KKM, who will have to hold a meeting at the grave after death!

He followed Gu Han's brain degeneration and cerebellar atrophy, except sleeping for a maximum of two hours a day, the rest of the time is only suitable for pornographic fantasies.

You don't want to see kkm become the world's largest porn industry investment expert in the future, do you?

Lei Hai saw Pei Xian's hair exploding in fright, staring at the two crystal clear amber stones, and was so nervous that he wanted to kowtow to him.

He blamed himself for talking too fast, scaring the unprepared cutie into a fried chicken.

"Hmm... is it Xianxian now?" Lei Hai was a little at a loss with the information, and asked awkwardly.

Pei Xian was afraid that he would throw the investment aircraft carrier "kuangji" over, so he quickly replied, "There is no Pei Pei! I have always been weak, pitiful and helpless, and my brain is not very good Xianxian!"

Lei Hai: "..."

snort!The stinky and shameless Gu Han didn't raise my baby well, he must be often frightened!

"Son, there is one thing that Uncle Lei must let you know." Trembling, Lei Hai handed over the document in his hand, with tears of excitement in his eyes.

Pei Xian took it blankly, feeling that there is something wrong with the script?

He hastily flipped through the documents, quickly glanced over...

Fuck! !God sent dad!

The rest of the content is leftovers, the paternity test, the test report clearly states the relationship between the biological father, and the result of the test is that Lei Hai is his biological father!

Pei Xian looked up at Lei Hai, and Lei Hai also looked at him silently.

"Lolo, Lolo is so cute!" Jinzui Mynah's sharp and clear voice pierced the frozen air like a needle.

Lei Hai wanted to smile, but pulled out an even sadder expression, "Xianxian, you are Dad's Lolo!"

Pei Xian's mind is blank, the original owner of the original book is just a cannon fodder who played for 5 minutes, and did not leave any useful information, and the main storyline of the whole book has nothing to do with him, even kkm is mentioned in one stroke, and Lei Hai has never appeared in the scene!

In other words, without his existence, the plot line about Lei Hai would not appear. Lei Hai is really the father prepared for him by God!

Pei Xian opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, nor how to comfort Lei Hai, any words were powerless at this moment.

In the previous life, his grandfather lost his beloved son and became weird and withdrawn. With regret and pain, he forced him to change into another appearance. However, he can still understand the pain of losing a loved one and empathize with him.

As expected of Lei Hai, who came out of the capital market, no matter how emotional he was, he could suppress and hide it very well.

"Xianxian, don't be afraid. I know we've been apart for 19 years. We're strangers to each other. You can call me Uncle Lei. I'm not in a hurry. Take your time." He looked at Pei Xian full of emotion, and spread his hands Gesture, "You were so big back then, as big as a cat... It was my fault, I lost you."

"Uncle Lei..." Pei Xian looked at his amber eyes, which were darker than his own, and held his hand.

Lei Hai rubbed his palm repeatedly, "The first time I saw you, I thought, if my Lolo is still here, it should be like this. Your eyes are exactly the same as when I was young."

"I was also thinking at the time that if I was old, I would probably have such a pair of deep amber eyes." Pei Xian said frankly without stopping the affection in his heart.

Lei Hai, who has been waiting in pain for 19 years, seems to have a lot to say to his son.

In the quiet small courtyard in winter, there is no wind or snow, the golden-billed starling takes a nap in the warm room, and the alpaca lies drowsy on the Persian carpet.

The golden color of the setting sun receded slowly from the window, and a cold white crescent floated in the dark blue sky.

Lei Hai led Pei Xian out of the courtyard, and he was surrounded by bodyguards.

He didn't interfere with Pei Xian's current life, and he didn't ask to be called dad immediately.

19 years is an insurmountable family gap, which requires careful care and cultivation of mutual affection.

Waiting has been rooted in Lei Hai's blood, and he is fearless, as long as his Luo Luo is safe and sound.

The two dragged their dusty shadows, wandering along the alley to the intersection under the blue sky.

"Xianxian, if you need anything, you must tell Uncle Lei. I know you are a good boy, but you can't treat yourself badly." Lei Hai whispered, always feeling that the conditions of Gu Han's family are too poor, and his baby's life is too difficult!

Pei Xian nodded obediently with him, "Uncle Lei, Mr. Gu treats me very well, and I don't want anything for now."

Opposite is the tallest building on Financial Avenue, with a large outdoor LED screen composed of ten layers of glass curtain walls.

When the lights came on, the curtain suddenly opened, and there was a huge outdoor advertisement for "Camel Laundry", which used shocking red and yellow, and the effect of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Lei Hai and Pei Xian, standing on the side of the road looking at the bustling financial avenue full of emotion, were suddenly blinded!

Pei Xian covered her face, and finally saw the content of the ad clearly through the cracks between her fingers:

【"Camel Washer" You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one, you are my superstar! by: A fan of the "Camel Washer"! 】

Hold!This kind of outrageous operation, combined with the 10-minute reward last night, is not Gu Han, but Pei Xian's live broadcast of handstand diarrhea!

Hold!What kind of stinky and shameless person is this, who wants to plot against my baby every day!I will find out and kill you!

Pei Xian was so angry that his two pinches of dumb hair trembled as if electrified, and he grabbed Lei Hai's clothes corner, "Dad! You weak and helpless baby salted fish suddenly has a wish that has not been fulfilled."

Lei Hai almost sat on the ground when he was called by his father. He looked at his heart and said tremblingly, "Dad will definitely make it happen for you."

"I'm going to sleep with Mr. Gu!" Pei Xian gritted his teeth.

Lei Hai: "..."