The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

At dinner time, Gu Han and Pei Xian each have their own ghosts and are full of preoccupations. After eating a meal, they exchange one from time to time. What a coincidence, they look like you want to die.

Aunt Wang was silent: I can't have this cook, the wives and young masters are almost crying!

After the meal, Pei Xian played with Gu Caocao in the open space of the living room, throwing one ball after another and hitting his own head, making Gu Caocao scream "Oh, oh, oh".

As usual, Gu Han sat in the tea hall and had a conversation with his mother.

"Mom, you're a star fan, can you tell me what it's like to be a fan?" Gu Han dragged a chair and moved closer to his mother. Anywhere?"

Mrs. Gu looked up from the photo album on her mobile phone with her delicate gold-rimmed glasses. .”

"Then...how can I become a fan of the brainless?" Gu Han's face was full of thirst for knowledge.

Mrs. Gu was slightly stunned, thinking, you used to chase Xiao Yuhang like a standard idiot, you still ask?But this matter has changed, and people don't talk about it, let alone her as a mother.

"Let me tell you, if you don't know anything else, let's take us chasing idols as an example. Some stole underwear from idols' homes and showed off on Weibo, some cut pulses at concerts, and some broke into celebrities' homes." Those who run naked, and oh..." She snapped her fingers like a few treasures.

Gu Han was stunned, grabbed his mother's hand and begged for mercy, "Mom, mom, this... is it against the law?"

"Oh, are you stupid? Brainless means you don't have brains to kill! No brains and you are afraid of breaking the law? Is it unusual?" She pulled out her sleeves, looked at her son who had never seen the world, and continued, "Also, Do you know how to do plastic surgery? Make yourself exactly like your idol, two days ago there were people who were hacked because of idols, and helped idols to jump off the building to reveal their ambitions. Tsk tsk tsk, insane!"

Gu Han's face was pale, his face was full of sweat, and he was trembling as if he had Parkinson's disease.

Stealing pants, cutting wrists, running naked, plastic surgery, jumping off a building...

I rely on!For 10 units of energy, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive!

At that time, the mother will not recognize her, the wife will remarry, and the son will run away from home. What is the difference between this and bankruptcy?

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[If the host gives up the active task, he will be judged dishonest by the system and all remaining energy will be deducted.The host can use the system reminder function, and the reminder function needs to consume one "Xianxian Kiss" each time. 】

Gu Han repeatedly tested his feet on the verge of breaking the rules, and finally retracted cowardly, thinking, great!There are hints!

And Xianxian picks up everything, that is, kisses to be pornographic and generous, and can kiss two and a half catties at a time!

Just in time, Madam Gu hurried into the small study on the first floor after receiving the second sister's video.

Gu Han walked up behind Pei Xian swaggeringly, broke his chin, and smiled charmingly, "Xianxian, do you want to talk to your husband?"

Saying that, he closed his eyes and pouted.

Pei Xian is full of thoughts about meeting Uncle Lei tomorrow, and is planning Pei Pei's personality.

He covered Gu Han's mouth with the gnawed rattan ball on Gu Han's mouth, "Hmph, men are really such impatient animals, nasty!"

Gu Han was stunned, backed away a little distance, that's right, it's my family's envy!It's because my family is planning to engage in pornography every day, and it's the envy of pornography!

"Xianxian, kiss your mouth. After the kiss, you will also get a fish tail. How about seeing your abs first?" Like a personal trainer selling a fitness class, he lifted up his home clothes, revealing a wheat-colored, firm and healthy skin.

Pei Xian's eyes flicked over his waist, he swallowed, and said icy coldly, "Hmph, there are tens of thousands of men prostrating under my leopard-print briefs, how can you get me, who is as holy and flawless as iceberg snow lotus?" Kiss? Dreaming!"

Gu Han: Nima!Because I am your husband!I think you want to go to heaven!

Are you going to sell underwear on Gu Weibo?Thousands of men bowed down?I think you are all scared, right?

"What? I was so shocked by my stunning beauty that I became speechless? Poor!" Pei Xian suddenly lifted his chin, and his pale amber eyes were filled with dangerous light.

After Gu Han's palpitations passed, his scalp was numb from the shock of his shamelessness, "Is your face made of rubber? You can say as much as you want!"

Pei Xian pushed him onto the sofa like a cheetah, and inserted his hands into his short hair, "Man, do you know the price of seducing me?"

Gu Han suddenly had an ominous premonition, and struggled slightly, "Xianxian, Xianxian, don't mess around, Mom will come out from the study at any time!"

"Oh! It's too late to back down now, you will pay the price of DNA! Love me, are you afraid?" Pei Xian pounced on him and grabbed his lower lip fiercely without giving him a chance to escape.

Gu Han yelled in his heart: Afraid!Mom help!Your son's DNA is not guaranteed!

Boss Gu's teeth were numb from being kissed, and his lower lip was ruddy and slightly swollen, like a young girl who had been molested, squatting in the corner of the sofa with her mouth covered.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[Obtain a "Xianxian Kiss", the host can start the mission prompt once. 】

Pei Xian's lips were also glistening red, she tilted her head, stared at Gu Han with rogue-like eyes, wiped her saliva, "It smells so good!"

Then he led the straw, swaggered and laughed, went upstairs arrogantly, and finally stepped on the slippers on the second floor stairs, "slapped" and fell like a dog eating shit!

Gu Han was left stunned: No, this is not my soft, cute and well-behaved Xianxian! !This is the devil!

At this time, Mrs. Gu came out after typing the video, and saw her son squatting on the sofa, his lips were red and swollen, as if he had been bitten by a dog.

"Hanhan, what did you do? Did you get kissed hastily?"

Gu Han closed his eyes, shed tears of flesh/body and soul, stained from inside to outside!

Until going to bed, Pei Xian was immersed in Pei Pei's personality of ruthless, rebellious, and evil.

Shut himself tightly in the room, leaving only one llama staring at him with perverted eyes.

Gu Han wiped away the tears of humiliation, climbed into bed exhausted physically and mentally, and finally clicked on the "Caring for the Villain IQ System" and tremblingly started to exchange for task reminders.

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[Please complete it within 10 minutes, and tip the "Camel Washer" in the ranking list of the "Snowball" event to become the top bounty leader!Countdown starts: 00:09:53]

The pores of Gu Han's body were open, and the flies rubbed their hands, I'm too good at spending money!Come on, "Camel Washer" daddy will take care of you!

He quickly opened the forum and was surprised to find that the Xianyuanyang id had been unblocked, and he didn't care about the face-slapping of rewards with this account, after all, time was limited.

"Snowball" rewards can be capped at a maximum of [-] per tip, and there is no limit to the number of times.

So far, the "Camel Washer" has received no more than five figures in rewards, and there are very few other contestants.

Gu Han concentrated on casting the first "limit bomb" worth [-], boom! The full version of "Snowball" is blooming, with golden firework effects and bright red text prompts, flamboyant and dazzling in front of everyone!

Followed by another one!The whole version is boiling!

[Wife, come out and have a look, the sky is sending money! 】

[The rich father took a look at me, I am your long-lost son! 】

【Ah!One bite of cucumber upstairs and you drank two catties, right?funny!dad!I'm here!Your son, daughter-in-law, grandson, and granddaughter are all short of money!Dad! 】

【ignorance! The nine-figure account of the "camel washing worker" is tantamount to self-inflicted humiliation! 】

At the same time, Pei Xian was under the covers, just finished chatting with Lu Yilan on WeChat, when he went to the forum, his eyes were full of gold flowers, and the screen was full of money!

He rubbed his eyes and carefully read the scrolling red letters:

["Xian Yuanyang" casts a "Limit Bomb" to the "Camel Laundry Worker", the daily limit is daily limit!Red all the way! 】

Wait, did Mr. Gu go crazy that night?Why do you want to give a reward to the "Camel Washer"?Still shot so crazy?

The name "Camel Washer" looks like a big man who picks his feet. What charm makes him like taking/drugs, so he can't stop? ?

How the hell are you spending money on someone other than me?you are dead!

Lu Yilan, who was also shocked before going to bed, sent a message:

【Who is that... "Xian Yuanyang"?Doesn't he dislike "camel washers"?It's kind of weird. 】

Pei Xian stared coldly at the fireworks on the screen one after another. They didn't stop for 5 minutes, and they became more and more dense. Thinking in the middle of the night is easy to turn around and rush directly into a dead end.

Gu Han didn't know that he was a "camel washer", and he didn't know that the ID of "Xian Yuanyang" had been exposed. To round it up, this is fucking evidence of cheating!

Pei Xian had nowhere to confide in his grief, so he picked up his phone and replied to Lu Yilan:

["Xian Yuanyang" is my husband, and he is now acting cheating in front of me! 】

Lu Yilan probably crashed, and it took a long time to send a sentence:

[No, this is too serious, right? ? ?Don't think about it! 】

Pei Xian sneered:

[If you were my wife, and I sent money to others through a wall in the middle of the night, 5 to [-], and the call didn't stop for [-] minutes, what would you think? 】

Lu Yilan, a Buddhist single dog, is angry:

[You not only cheated on your mother, but also transferred assets! 】

[No, that's not the case, Pei Xian, you have to calm down! 】

Under the cold white light, Pei Xian gritted his teeth:

[Calm down, a glass ball!My husband is running away!I'm going to run away with someone else! ! 】

Here, the dog bites the bastard and can't find his head. He is tossing around, and the villas near the lake, the middle-aged and the elderly choose □□hai, and they don't feel sleepy.

Tomorrow, I will meet my baby's eldest son. His blood vessels are full of dna energy, and he has no mood to sleep.

So, he turned on "Snowball" to relive his son's brilliant record.

When I opened it, I thought my phone had exploded, and I almost went blind!

Take a closer look, it turns out that someone is giving a reward to the "camel washing worker"?

Good guy!There are so many men in this world who covet my baby!It's all about sharks!

He quickly called his personal secretary: "Within 3 minutes of calling 'Snowball', immediately open a million-dollar tipping channel for me."

The secretary went on silently, and quickly informed the boss that everything is ready and you can start the performance.

Lei Hai smiled coldly, "I'd like to see which poor ghost plays tricks in front of my baby!"

As he said that, he pressed the exclusive program of 500 million rewards.

Gu Han is comfortable and relaxed here, the mission has entered the countdown, and there are still five seconds left to complete "Bazhongba" and win the blood of the brain!

At the last second, huge golden fireworks suddenly rose from the screen, completely covering up the effect of Gu Han's fine 1 yuan fireworks, and the colorful fonts with cool special effects jumped from the top of the screen to the center of the screen, scrolling back and forth:

["Love from Dad" casts 500 million to "Camel Laundry Worker", and the poor retire! 】

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[The host consumes one piece of "Xianxian Kiss" to exchange for a mission notification, but the mission failed, please continue to work hard for the host! 】

Gu Han: "..."