The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

03:30 The video meeting started on time.

When the video started, they immediately understood that this was an old fox and a little fox, the internal war of the fox family, and the whole screen was full of smut!

Sitting behind the surveillance screen, Lei Hai was startled by the big white head of a make-up alpaca!

What is this thing?He had never seen such a fool!

The specially selected secretary who had never gone out with him sat in front of the computer screen, and was scared to hide.

I saw a piece of carrot falling from the top of the screen, and the alpaca's face stuck to the screen, baring its big teeth, eating juicy, splashing all over the screen!

Lei Hai was displeased, so he calmed down quickly, and directly reached the secretary's earphone through the microphone, "I dare not show my true colors to others, and kkm doesn't need to be in touch with him."

The other party is testing his bottom line bit by bit, it's really courageous, but the courage is commendable!

The secretary conveyed this sentence with great emotion.

cut ~!Pei Xian crossed his legs with one hand resting on his chin, holding the ipad monitor screen and sneered, as if you were not pretending, you are a thousand-year-old fox, you raised your tail in a daze and said you are not coquettish?Who will believe it?

Every move of the people in the video falls clearly in his eyes, the spacious and bright office, the huge piano black marble alloy desk is extraordinary.

But whether the other party picks up a pen or uses a mobile phone, he must subconsciously confirm it with his eyes, which shows that he is not used to the table decoration.

In addition, he paused for a moment before speaking, then picked up the pen naturally, as if he wanted to record something and put it down again.

This is the boss's speech, and the secretary's subconscious reflex action, even an unreliable secretary like Secretary Ke will do this.

Pei Xian picked up the pocket microphone and adjusted the voice changer to a sweet loli voice, "Don't you, like me, think the scenery behind the monitor is better? They are all foxes going down the mountain, each other."

The sound of diabetes, piercing through the network cable, made people get goosebumps.

No one believes that behind the masked alpaca eating carrots, there will be a loli, most likely an arhat!

This time the secretary was embarrassed, because there was no sound in the earphones, and he didn't dare to make his own claims. He could only be like a human sculpture, with indifference on the one hand and despair on the other.

Lei Hai took off his earphones and slowly narrowed his eyes.

The guy on the opposite side really masters the skill of 360-degree rotation, but you seem to have nothing to do with him for a while?

Pei Xian didn't want to scare away his fat and big tiger-striped shark. Things had come to this point, he could pretend as much as he could, and he could explore the bottom almost as well.

For things like transactions and cooperation, precautions and honesty must be measured. The actual situation is that he needs kkm, as long as the other party is willing to show sincerity, he will!

The tired loli voice sounded again, "Why don't we turn off the video and restart it."

Suddenly aware of the current affairs, Lei Hai was shoved and brought to the ladder to the door, and suddenly felt quite comfortable.

Opposite is really a combination of toughness and softness, pissed off people don't pay for their lives, death takes advantage and doesn't suffer!A character who is not annoying, but interesting.

He signaled the secretary to quit the video, picked up the microphone, "Turn off the video, reconnect, I hope to see your sincerity in a while."

The two seemed to have a tacit understanding and turned off the video at the same time.

Pei Xian was a little dazed, feeling that this voice seemed familiar?However, there is no time to think so much!

He opened the door and pushed Gu out hastily, straightened his clothes quickly, put on his black-rimmed glasses, took a deep breath and pressed the call button again.

After only a few seconds, the other party responded quickly.

Pei Xian and Lei Hai appeared opposite each other across the Internet at the same time!

Lei Hai: "!!!"

Pei Xian: "Damn it!!"

"Paji" the two actually cut off the call at the same time!

Pei Xian was so frightened that she turned around and hugged the back of the chair tightly to eat her claws.

How could it be Uncle Lei?It turns out that he is really related to kkm!Depend on!I am doomed!

I was fucking like a little white rabbit in front of him, I still sued, I still acted like a baby, I still... I'm so shameless, woo woo woo!

Now I remember pretending to be a "camel washing worker", showing off fancy skills, pressing the line and sniping, and I even called him a fox... I am really going to die!

No, no, no, absolutely don't let him know that I'm the big baby envy, then I'll reveal my secrets, and Mr. Gu will know!

How about... I say I have a dual personality?Yeah! The "camel washer" is Pei Pei, not Xianxian!It can't be envy! !

Lei Hai's side was not much better either, he just knew that Pei Xian was the son who was stolen, he was excited and hadn't prepared himself mentally yet, he suddenly faced Pei Xian, he almost had a heart attack!

He stroked his chest, slowly climbed back to the chair, calmed down for a while, and suddenly smiled.

A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes. His old fox really gave birth to a little fox!

You are so smart, you are worthy of my Lei Hai's offspring!

Excited, excited, uneasy, Lei Hai raised his arm, his fingertips were trembling.

Haven't seen each other for 19 years, blood relatives, his Luo Luo is opposite.

19 years of unknown torment has finally come to an end.

He looked at the dark and interrupted computer screen, and firmly pressed the request call button.

Pei Xian hugged the chair and shook into a bald quail in the cold wind, what should I do, I am so concerned!

Uncle Lei is one of the few elders who are gentle and kind to him except Mrs. Gu, and he doesn't want to lose.

In his previous life, Pei Xian had few relatives, his parents died young, and his grandfather honed him into a good chess piece in pain. There are many relatives in the family, but there is no one who even greets him.

No one to care for him, no one to shield him from the wind and rain, no one to stand behind him like a big tree in the sky, which made him yearn for the taste of being loved and protected.

Without a hint of warning, there was a voice requesting connection from the computer.

Pei Xian was like a frightened rabbit, with his ears pricked up and his eyes wide open, "I'm not Xianxian, I'm Pei Pei! I'm Pei Pei!"

He finished talking to himself, closed his eyes and cruelly connected the connection.

Lei Haici's kind face appeared on the screen, and he said softly and slowly: "Xianxian, did Uncle Lei scare you just now?"

Pei Xian raised his cold little poker face, and sat upright, "Mr. Lei, you really admitted your mistake. I'm not Xianxian, I'm Pei Pei!"

Lei Hai: "???"

I gave birth to twins?I do not know how?My wife under Jiuquan doesn't even know?

"Mr. Lei, I'm sorry to scare you." Pei Xian pushed back his black-rimmed glasses, and a naughty smile appeared on his tightly pursed lips, "I share the same body with Xianxian, why are you so scared?"

Lei Hai covered his chest with one hand, and said firmly: "Xianxian, I know you are afraid, I don't mean to blame you, on the contrary, Uncle Lei is proud of you."

Pei Xian looked at him coldly, feeling a war between heaven and man in his heart.

no!How could the beautiful Xianxian be a money-hungry, ruthless, and weird "camel launderer"?It's all done by Pei Pei!

"Hmph, I'm not such a weak creature as Xianxian. I'm Pei Pei. Mr. Lei, you recognize it clearly. If people can't recognize you clearly, then I don't think there is a need for us to cooperate." Pei Xian pretended to reflect 720 degrees Titanium alloy.

Lei Hai feels like he's going to have a heart attack, isn't there something really wrong with this kid?

But when he thinks of the cute little Xianxian, it really... really has nothing to do with the "camel washing worker", it's completely two feelings.

can't you?My wife, come and save me, I'm about to believe it! !

"Xianxian...no, Peipei...no...Xianxian!!" Lei Hai's tears welled up in his eyes, "No matter who you are, you are..."

Pei Xian looked at his tear-filled, deep amber eyes, and suddenly froze.

It's over, I scared the uncle to tears!Don't cry!

How can I return Ruanruan Xianxian to him?

Now I regret it, I regret it very much... Even Nima's thread! !

Lei Hai finally held back and told Pei Xian the truth in the video, this kind of thing must be face-to-face, and there are still many evidences to show Pei Xian.

"Whoever you are, can we make an appointment to talk? I have something very important to tell you." He suppressed his emotions, and in an instant, he grasped the universe firmly and stood still.

No!Baby don't!Pei Jixian's second personality turned into a koala, clinging to the eucalyptus tree tightly, why don't you kill me!

But as a "camel washer", he can't refuse, the goal has not yet been achieved, it is not his style to waste all previous efforts, and there is no kkm's defection, and if they are asked to mix with Zhou Kai, he will not be able to save Gu Han if there are ten of them!

"Okay, there are some things we should talk about in person." Pei Xian leaned back in his seat, a real man dares to face the bleak life, and never hesitates!

The two quickly made an appointment and turned off the video.

Like a frustrated ball, Pei Xian slid down the chair to the floor, hugging the legs of the swivel chair, "I'm finished! I'm dead!"

Gu Cao hastily banged his head on the door from outside, "Oh!"

Pei Xian crawled over to open the door, and hugged Gu Caocao's thick scarf, "Cao Cao, let's run away from home! This world can't accommodate us anymore!"

"Oh?" Gu Caocao seemed to understand, shaking him left and right.

The monster you made yourself, let's deal with it on your knees!

Ben Tuotuo is the young master of the Gu family, don't get me involved. tui~!

It turned around quickly, and ran away with its big butt bumped, leaving behind Pei Xian who was slumped into a pile and pretended to be dead on the floor.

Just thinking about it, thinking about it so much, just like that... let go!

Gu Han opened the "Care for the Villain's IQ System", looked at the system energy with a balance of 53 units, and was worried, so worried that he lost hair in handfuls.

Zhou Kai's two biggest demons were solved by him, but the listed company is still his heart knot.

But it takes 60 energy to process it. Recently, the "Caring for the Villain IQ System" has not moved at all. Is this thing broken?

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[Did the host choose to complete the active task?Proactive tasks: not issued by the system, but determined by the host drawing lots in the task library; number of draws: once; completion judgment: determined by the system; task reward: 10 units of energy; unfinished task penalty: 20 units of energy.Note: If the active task is not completed, double the points will be deducted, please do what the host can do. 】

[Please host to decide whether to draw lots. 】

Gu Han thought about it carefully, isn't this nonsense?If you don't draw lots, you can't do the task, if you don't do the task, you won't get points, am I waiting to die?

So he quickly pressed the draw button.

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[Active task No. 118, task content: become the number one brain-dead fan of "Camel Washer"; task reward: 10 units of energy; degree of brain damage: determined by this system; penalty for not completing the task: 20 units of energy; task time: 72 hours.It is everyone's responsibility to take care of the "camel washers"! 】

Gu Han was angry, "You blind traitor! Don't you love Xianxian??"