The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Facing the boss's [-]-hour death notice, the CEO's office fell into panic. They are all normal human beings who live an ordinary life from [-] to [-]. They never thought that one day they would face the problem of magicism.

Moreover, jobs such as assistants and secretaries need to be on call because they have been with the boss for a long time, and most of the departments are strong single dogs.

They have only seen the appearance of love when they were light bulbs. These single human destiny communities have their own love debuffs. There are no camels that can only kiss for five hundred miles. The boss actually expects them to produce research results?

Finally, the long silence was broken by the only woman in the secretary group.

She calmly and calmly explained the mystery, "Have we never seen pigs running before we have eaten pork?"

"I haven't seen it before!" The single dogs in the president's office waved their iron fists and replied shamelessly.

The girl was autistic for a while and continued to say, "Haven't seen a real pig, don't you even know Peppa Pig?"

The single dogs fell into deep thinking in silence, what she meant...

"I know there is a place where more than 400 million love brains of human beings are sealed. I think it can be used as reference data for this project." The girl suggested striking while the iron is hot.

The single dogs were at a loss, "Where? Why don't we know?"

The girl took out her phone and clicked on a, "The world's largest base for singles to write about love - Jinjiang Literature City!"

At this time, it was approaching noon and there was not much time left for their jobs. Everyone unanimously decided to ignore the boss's life and death for the time being, so let's do it first!

They called the technical department to use big data to dig deep into the popular novels, deduct keywords from the comments below one by one, and finally collected them into a book before leaving get off work, and completed the "Human Love Confused Behavior Award" a huge book that shocked the world. do!

Gu Han was very satisfied with the work efficiency of the President's Office, and urgently held a meeting to listen to the research results.

A group of representatives took the lead to speak, "President, we use rigorous technical means to analyze the love behaviors that people praise. The research shows that the behavior that ranks first in favor and praise is-hero saves the beauty! For example, your boyfriend needs to overcome the catastrophe , You gave up your life to withstand nine thunderbolts for him!"

"..." Gu Han stared blankly, "Should I first find a phone booth and wear the red underpants outside?"

Seeing his complexion, the head of the secretary team quickly stood up to save the scene, "President, this is just an extreme metaphor. In reality, we can create difficulties without difficulties, and make problems without problems. For example, if you take your boyfriend to a safari park, we You can negotiate with the park to release the lion and tiger for you, so that you can show off your heroism in front of your lover!"

Show your grandpa's heroism!Do you think Lao Tzu is Wu Song?Wu Song can't beat the Tiger Squad either!

I can see it, you want me to die for a long time, right?How much do you miss me?

The girl who just put forward the proposal knew something bad when she saw Gu Han's constipated expression. The brain circuits of these straight men made of titanium alloy are extremely strange.

She slowly stood up with a smile on her face, trying to save this shitty plan by herself.

Gu Han remained expressionless and did not stop her, and even admired her for daring to carve patterns on shit right now.

The girl was angry at her dantian, "President, this is a misunderstanding. What they want to express is the essence of the matter, but the essence reflection will be deformed in real life. We call this phenomenon that art is higher than life and comes from life."

Oh yo yo, I believe your evil!

Make it up, make it up, make it up!

I thought your president's office was a very serious department, but I didn't expect you to be so flamboyant? !

Gu Han sat up slightly, waiting for her to inject soul into this incredible report.

The girl in the secretarial group looked at Boss Gu's displeased expression, and that donkey face seemed to say: My kick can help you get on the peak subway and go straight out of the second ring road, don't use it tomorrow!

An ordinary soul is suffering from the flames. Under the pressure, she turned on the computer and talked to a blank word, "President, we have actually formulated a detailed battle plan for you. First of all, you need to take your boyfriend to the playground. On a professional platform, about There are [-] highly popular love guides that suggest using this campaign to attack."

Gu Han's expression that looked like he was watching a joke turned serious.

Amusement park is really a good choice. Xianxian likes to go out to play. A broken wild animal park has been chartered for three days. I thought he wanted to spend the night with elephants.

The girl glanced at the seriously thinking boss and let out a long breath. Life is too short to rely on acting skills.

"A survey by a professional platform shows that the park's haunted house adventure, jungle speeder, and magic ring are holy places for love and passion. We tailor three themes of courage, calmness, and protection for you, and guarantee that the rainbow farts that your boyfriend will admire will fill the air. Three days and three nights will not dissipate!" Seeing that Gu Han was listening more and more carefully, she finished speaking in one go.

Gu Han leaned in the boss chair with his hands crossed and thoughtful. He hasn't been to an amusement park since elementary school, but he still has memories of classic items such as haunted houses and flying cars.

He imagined that after being frightened, the short-legged little quail galloped into his arms, hugged his neck tightly and whimpered coquettishly.

In his fantasies about flying cars, the timid and red-eyed Xianxian is always holding his arms, Ruth, Jack! youjuiju!

The beautiful love was born out of nowhere, and when the time comes, the little quail who adores and looks up to him won't be able to boast whatever he wants?

Gu Han's admiring eyes slowly fell on the standing Tianxiu, "Then I'll book the downstream park."

"No president, according to the summary of more than 3 high-level guides on a professional platform, a perfect love event must be composed of lemon essence, head-pressing squad and innocent victim single dogs, they will make your love experience rise to fashionoravagant Realm, in layman’s terms, is to blind others’ eyes.”

Gu Han suddenly realized what she said and nodded frequently, yes, there is no harm if there is no comparison, this girl is a wolf!

The rest of the participants were full of shit!This is all right?You two are long-lost alien compatriots, right? !

"If you don't book the venue, there will be a lot of people. I don't know if the expected effect can be achieved. Have you done a stress test for this?" Boss Gu is a person who has personally handled the project and pays great attention to details.

How could there be? !

Pressure test a ball of wool! !

How to stress test?We wholesale a box of green hats from Yiwu for you?Or hire eighteen strong men to swim with you, and let you go out with all your strength and get caught by San Er?

fed up!I want to resign!

The conference room fell into an eerie silence.

In this world, some people are destined to be heroes.

The girl closed the computer confidently, "President, we will hire professionals that day to create a protective atmosphere for you throughout the whole process. For example, the non-scary coquettish sluts in the haunted house are not worth mentioning. We will hire anyone who dares to beat everyone except the mother-in-law Really fierce ghost, the effect is superb. unbelievable!"

My day!Are you engaged in MLM or micro-business?

Girl, I beg you to accept your supernatural powers!I kowtow to you old man!

The girl is a good girl, but she is already crazy at such a young age...

Gu Han nodded in satisfaction and got up proudly, "Go down and make arrangements, I want nothing to go wrong."

snort!This time, it's time to stand up straight and be a father!Just wait and see, little quail, I tell you to be submissive!

The president's office started to do evil overnight, and finally got everything done at noon the next day. At this time, there were only 24 hours left before the "Winter Energy Points Battle".

Gu Han stepped on the wind and fire circles and rushed home to change into casual clothes, and Pei Xian wore the latest couple scarf from G's family, and ran away under Gu Han's desperate gaze.

Dads are love, you... just an accident, sigh.

Poor Gu Cao hastily ran to the balcony on the second floor, screaming in grief in the north wind howling in winter: "Oh--"

"Wow——" the huskies on Berlin Road expressed their sympathy when they heard its miserable cry.

"Mr. Gu, have you given up on our deal?" Pei Xian asked anxiously after being carried into the car without a reply for a long time.

Gu Han's driving skills were so cool, he ran wildly on the elevated highway out of the city, without looking back, he smiled like a shark, "Oh, you covet me, and you are trying to pollute my spirit, you will not succeed."

Pei Xian shook his head and sighed, "Mr. Gu, you should understand that if you do a good business, you will never turn back, and you will be slaughtered if you turn back."

"Oh, I'm so scared!" Gu Han was full of confidence and drove to the largest amusement park in the city in a blink of an eye.

"Wow..." Pei Xian stood in front of the fairy tale-like gate and hugged Gu Han's arm excitedly.

All he can remember is a happy time in the amusement park, when his parents were healthy, happy, and innocent, and before long his world turned upside down.

Pei Xian stared at the tall and handsome man without blinking, standing in front of him against the wind and rain toward a wall full of happy graffiti, he vaguely understood why he was determined to leave and look for the ordinary self, and he would drag it uncontrollably and finally become a prisoner. .

Because he smelled the warmth of home from Gu Han, as if he opened the world for the first time, hey, I haven't seen Mr. Gu for a long time.

Gu Han maintained a handsome and cool look with one hand in his pocket, but his eyes drifted towards Pei Xian, blushing secretly.

Hahaha, I am such an upright and coveted real man!He is so handsome that the sky is falling and the earth is falling apart, and the six palaces are overshadowed, Kuafu chasing after the sun!

"Hmph, isn't it just an amusement park, like it? I'll build you one to play with!" Gu Han's body temperature rose from his sight, and he slowly exhaled a mouthful of 39-degree hot air, which turned into a flower in the cold wind.

Pei Xian knew that Gu Han looked tall and burly, an elite man in clothes and undressed, but in fact, there was a 16-year-old girl living in his heart, who was shy and full of love.

"Mr. Gu, according to the procedure, shouldn't we take a photo?" He took out his mobile phone and was ready.

"Yes!" Gu Han grabbed Pei Xian's little paw to take over the phone, and the two of them faced the camera in an orderly manner.

Hmm... something seems wrong?

His photos are limited to commercial activities, and they are all the kind of entrepreneurs who look like fifty when they shoot at thirty, with a bitter face and deep hatred.

The little quail is not a person who likes to take pictures at first glance, her thin lips are tightly pursed, her head and shoulders are stiff, as if she is going to the police station to take ID photos.

The mosaic on this photo probably means that the two men, Guang Tianhua Ri, were arrested on the spot for stealing a manhole cover at the entrance of the amusement park, and both were imprisoned.

Gu Han was in despair, he shook his hand holding the phone and the camera looked down, just in time to capture the tightly clenched hands of the two, the identical scarves were hanging down and accidentally entangled together, creating a feeling of being in love with each other.

"Kacha" Gu Boss pressed the switch.

Pei Xian's head was full of question marks, "Why does Mr. Gu only light his hands?"

"Because I found that your claws are prettier than your face, hahaha!" Gu Han hugged him and walked towards the gate of the amusement park.

"..." Pei Xian looked down at the claws and realized that he had been fooled. Such a Mr. Gu should kill him and let Gu hastily inherit tens of billions of assets!

Gu Han bought two ultra-luxury package tickets, which allowed him to play all the activities in the park for an unlimited number of times without queuing up. The two bought popcorn and hot milk tea and went inside happily.

Pei Xian suddenly discovered a strange problem. Winter is the off-season of the amusement park. Although a lot of indoor activities have been added, the popularity is not enough. Except for popular games, there are not many people.

But it's strange that wherever they go, there are many people there. It's obvious that they looked at the sparsely populated place just now, but as long as they pass by, there will be a lot of people in an instant?

Pei Xian looked around and saw as few as five or 60 people, and as many as hundreds of people crowded with them in rotation, almost creating the illusion that he was leading a tour guide.

"Mr. Gu, I always feel that these people are following us?" Pei Xian was suspicious.

Lemon extract, the head-pressing squad, innocent victims of single dogs...

Can't these trash dim sum act more naturally?ah? ?

Are you looking for group performers who get a box lunch a day?

Did I not approve the budget for you?Please 200 yuan a day will die?

When I go back, I'll kill you all!

Gu Han roared inwardly, but on the surface he changed the subject calmly, "Xianxian, let's go to the haunted house, a man's romance is talking and laughing in the haunted house!"

Pei Xian chick pecked at rice and nodded happily, running behind his buttocks happily.

The haunted house is really wronged to call it a house. It is a well-built old castle with thick blue-gray brick walls, maroon spires, small dark windows, and broken flags whistling in the cold wind.

There are no magical elements such as dead wood, crows, and spells that are deliberately decorated. At first glance, it looks normal, but the dilapidated door that is open is dark and cold.

The two, who had never been in a haunted house or even watched a ghost movie, were eager to try it. They tried the magnetic clasp on their wrists and jumped in holding hands.

Suddenly, there were many people around, including couples, brothers, family members and sister groups, bustling and bustling, rushing in as if rushing to catch ghosts, and the echo of cracking melon seeds came from inside.

Gu Han: "..."

Lemon extract, the head-pressing squad, innocent victims of single dogs...

I think you are fucking extra-large energy-saving light bulbs!

Is this still a haunted house?I suspect that you will be able to catch the ghost and sell it in a while!

Pei Xian looked at Gu Han who was standing still and panting hard, tilted his head and thought for a while, Mr. Gu really worked so hard to get the praise, forget it, just cooperate and make him happy.

"Mr. Gu, I'm a little scared, can you hold me tight?" He took the initiative to grab Gu Han's fingers.

Young, helpless and pitiful, my envy needs me!

Gu Han's anger dissipated in an instant. The corner of Gu Han's mouth curled up in a triumphant arc, and he clenched his hand tightly, "What's so scary? I'm fine! Follow closely."

Sure enough, after the haunted house was harmed by a group of extras, the atmosphere of course disappeared. Occasionally, one or two fake bats that lost half of their wings flew out, as well as crying ghosts who were bullied.

"Oh, Mr. Gu is so scary!"

"Oh, Mr. Gu, I'm going to be scared to death!"

"Hey, I'm afraid I want to hug you."

Gu Han held Pei Xian with a numb face, and heard him cry out perfunctorily with his dead fish eyes open.

It's so heartbreaking... You might as well act like you're not afraid, this is completely coaxing a child, the child's age is no more than three years old!

Walking and walking, they reached the core area of ​​the castle, which was a dimly lit dead end with a lot of gold, silver and jewels piled inside.

The crowd that had just been mopped up hadn't completely left yet, and they felt for the switch by touching the stone wall to drive out all the ghosts here.

Because the room was too small, Gu Han led Pei Xian to walk around looking for the exit of the secret passage, and bumped into several middle-aged men.

One of them spoke to him, "This haunted house is really not good today, it's a scam."

Gu Han took a deep breath and resisted hitting him, you are the ones cheating money, cheating me of money!

The light was extremely dark and the two were looking for the mechanism together again. The middle-aged man suddenly said to him, "Little brother, help me get something first. I seem to have found the mechanism and need to push it away."

As he spoke, without waiting for Gu Han's consent, he stuffed a bag of black things into his arms, and then lay down on the stone wall and remained motionless.

Gu Han was holding a ball that was a bit soft and thorny, and was about to throw it back to him.

Suddenly, a blue light flashed in the room, and floating green will-o'-the-wisps gathered in front of his eyes.

And in his arms, he held a terrifying head with wide open eyes and bleeding from the seven orifices, and then the man who was lying on the stone wall wobbled and fell to the ground. It was a corpse that had lost its head, and the extremities of its limbs were still shaking slightly!

"Ah—damn it! Ghost! Run! Xianxian!" Gu Han threw away the head and turned pale with fright, turned around and pulled Pei Xian up and ran towards the entrance.

As soon as Pei Xian touched the head from the ground to see what happened, Gu Han dragged him away like a chicken, all the way to the gate.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the group of extras who turned out from the exit came over, and there was a man dressed exactly like the U-turn uncle, seeing Gu Han showing his big yellow teeth, he smiled very vividly and honestly.

Gu Han almost suffered a myocardial infarction on the spot, barely able to stabilize his fragmented emotions, "Xianxian, don't be afraid...don't leave me, hold on to me, it's too scary!"

Pei Xian came out from behind him holding the head in one hand, and made a chic throwing motion, "Uncle, your head fell off!"

Gu Han suddenly turned his head and saw that the bloody head in his hand was like a basketball, drawing an arc in the blue-gray sky, and it landed in his hand...

Gu Han sat with a pale face in the rest area not far from the castle, shivering with a cup of hot latte in his hand.

Pei Xian, who was a little smaller than him, hugged him sideways, patted his back and muttered, "Mr. Gu is not afraid, not afraid, we will never go to the haunted house again."

Gu Han, still in shock, sniffed, it's so fucking embarrassing!Fuck the shit out of being scared by the ghost I hired!

I'm ashamed to see people!

His Majesty the Emperor, who was rescued by his concubine, shrank into a small one and covered his face on the large dragon chair, crying...

The sky gradually darkened, and not far away, the lights of the magic ring in the sky were fully turned on. In the blue sky, it looked like a flying saucer descending on the earth, rising, circling, swooping, and spinning, and the colorful lights drew beautiful phantoms.

In order to ease the embarrassment, the understanding Pei Xian pointed to the sky and asked, "Mr. Gu, what is that bright flying saucer?"

Gu Han managed to pull himself together, and saw the magic ring in the sky brighten up, where his elite troops were buried!

"That's the magic ring, it's exciting and thrilling, do you dare to sit on it?" He made two smirks, "I heard that people under 1.7 meters five are not allowed to ride alone."

Pei Xian, who had never been to an amusement park before, was suddenly blindfolded and asked stupidly with his big eyes open, "Why?"

"I'm afraid of falling because of my short legs..." Gu Han leaned into his ear and finished, laughing hahaha.

Pei Xian: "..."

This man should be killed!

If Mr. Gu knew what would happen next, I believe he would not make this proposal if he strangled himself.