The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

It was completely dark.

The two stood under the soaring magic ring and looked up at the sky in unison. It was so beautiful!

There is a light show composed of laser lights on both sides of the magic ring, and hundreds of fixed steel cables are also decorated with unpredictable lights. In summer, there are movies surrounded by water curtains.

The magic ring climbs very slowly, and can gradually bring the ground scenery and sky lights into the eyes. While enjoying the beautiful scenery, it can also resist the boredom of the ascent process.

Both Pei Xian and Gu Han are considered rich, but their lives are too narrow and lack the atmosphere of the world. They are like two country bumpkins who have entered the city and watched for a long time in the cold wind.

The night is the best time to ride the Sky Oculus. In order to improve the winter experience, the park deliberately moved the waiting line to the warm air-conditioned lounge, so that tourists will not freeze like penguins queuing to enter the water at night.

Gu Han and Pei Xian entered the waiting room only to find that it is indeed a popular online celebrity amusement ride. In such a cold day, the people queuing up filled the room, and the originally ample seats were filled, and many people stood and waited.

They don’t have to wait in line with the luxury package tickets. There is a counter selling souvenirs in the lounge. A few girls are trying on light hairpins. There are elk, rabbit ears, stars, and twinkle. Really cute.

Standing behind them, Pei Xian clapped his hands nervously, do you want to buy a glowing rabbit ear for Mr. Gu?

His eyes seemed to be wearing glowing rabbit ears, and slowly, slowly moved to the top of Gu Han's head, and then slowly, slowly unfolded the 1t-capacity mosaic association, and finally there was an expression of dreaming high on his face, Like a koala drunk during mating.

Gu Han saw the pink color of death in his eyes, and saw his soul being fried like a salted fish, and he...was completely tainted!

He quickly walked up to the little yellow quail and covered his eyes with his hands. If he didn't cover him, he would soon be able to see his golden ratio body wearing only a fishing line in the eyes of the public in public! !

People around were watching their strange actions, and Gu Han felt his body temperature rising again, so he deceived himself and quickly bought a transparent luminous Qingxue umbrella and quickly stuffed it into Pei Xian's arms.

"Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Do you like it?" Gu Han was expressionless as if he was reading a composition, but his neck and ears were completely red.

The Qingxue Umbrella inlaid with transparent laser light-emitting patterns is small, only the size of a pot lid, and it is the best-selling peripheral of the Sky Magic Ring in winter. It is very romantic to hold it under the umbrella to watch the magic ring gradually rise into the sky in the winter when there is light snow.

"Boom" Pei Xian opened his umbrella, raised it high above his head to cover Gu Han's head, and suddenly showed a blissful smile, "I like it! Mr. Gu, I really like it!"

Hey, why are you holding it up so high?Do you think I can't see the height of your rabbit ears?

You like a fart!You are clearly imagining that I am running in the snow with flashing rabbit ears, a luminous transparent umbrella, and a pair of socks all over my body, right? !I know you too well!day!

Gu Han sternly helped him close the umbrella and dragged him away. He didn't want to stay in this place for a second!

Handsome guys are the deadliest, not to mention double, the surroundings are already boiling, screaming, secretly filming, holding torches... all watched them leave.

Finally dragging the little yellow quail up to the sky magic ring, Gu Han breathed a sigh of relief and looked around to make sure how many of his own people were in the trip.

The two rows of the magic ring were full, and it looked quite normal. There were men and women talking and laughing, excitedly waiting to ascend to heaven.

Originally, the theme set by the President's Office for the Sky Demon Ring was protection, but this project is actually an improved viewing project, only when it rotates at a high place is a bit intense, so Gu Han personally changed the subject to romance, but what is the specific content of romance? He doesn't know.

After the safety broadcast, the magic ring of the sky was activated amidst the hum of electricity.

At first it went up slowly and was a bit boring, but after a while it began to slowly rotate up, and the lighting scene in this position gradually became clearer.

Pei Xian watched intently, but Gu Han was a little absent-minded, he looked left and right from time to time but could not find his party.

It won't be too many people to come up, right?

Didn't you say that it is good to divide into three groups and line up seamlessly?

Why would I trust these crap...

After the overwhelmed ground light show, the Sky Magic Ring finally reached its apex, which is also the highest point in the park.

The cold winter wind was blowing and it was not very comfortable to stay on it. Suddenly hundreds of fixed steel cables and surrounding laser lights were all extinguished. Before everyone had time to react, the seat on the back of the magic ring turned around.

The giant vision laser lights are fully turned on, and the lights arranged on the top of the mountain are all in full bloom. With the mountain as the curtain, stars fall in front of the eyes, the Milky Way is flowing, the celestial bodies are rotating, and a meteor flies past and explodes dazzling light.

The astonishing lighting design is the real theme of the Oculus, with [-] light-years passing by, and the snow scene will be even more magnificent and romantic.

Gu Han and Pei Xian were completely immersed in the fairyland-like landscape, and they had no time to find that their companions around them were unresponsive.

The people sitting around Gu Han quickly took off their down jackets, revealing the professional one-piece work clothes inside, with a miniature pressure water pump on their shoulders, took out a spray gun with a thick water delivery pipe from their armpit, and then... a dozen jet-black Point the gun at Gu Han!

"No, brothers have something to say, no, can we go down and talk if we have something to say?" Gu Han was stunned, thinking that he had encountered a high-altitude robbery gang.

The seat belt of the Sky Demon Ring cannot be opened, and the robbed and robbed can only sit upright in their seats, which is a strange scene.

The person holding the spray gun took out his sunglasses and put them on indifferently, explaining what is professional by action.

Gu Han couldn't stand in front of Pei Xian due to seat belt control, so he could only stretch out his arms to cover his head and face, extremely frightened.

More than a dozen spray guns fired at them in the blink of an eye, with a continuous "hissing" sound.

The water is crushed under the pressure, and when it encounters the dry and cold sub-zero air, it quickly turns into plump snowflakes, and these snowflakes hit like a violent storm.

In an instant, Gu Han was like a red-headed duck king left behind on the way of migration, spinning, jumping, and doing splits over the snowy and snowy Siberia.

Due to the small area of ​​influence of spray gun snowmaking, the staff has been professionally trained to target accurately.

This caused Boss Gu to be unable to open his eyes in the blizzard, and Pei Xian, who was an arm away from him, saw the light snow fluttering like a dream.

Soon the snow gun with only a small tank of water ran out, and the monsters in sunglasses put on their down jackets neatly and zipped up without incident.

Just when Gu Han shook the snowflakes all over his head and face, panting heavily, he turned around in embarrassment, and wanted to ask Pei Xian if it was all right.

A dozen or so people seated three seats away from them all pulled down the zippers of their down jackets in unison...

"My god!" Gu Han couldn't bear it and scolded the street on the spot!

This time, due to the distance, the snow was not heavy, but it was not gentle either. Gu Han was still tightly wrapped in the howling north wind and heavy snow.

Pei Xian opened the transparent umbrella and stretched out her arms, able to protect Gu Han's head and face.

The gleaming girl's umbrella above Gu Boss's head is sluggish in the wind and snow, wanting to cry but without tears, life is better than death.

"Mr. Gu, the Flying Magic Ring is really worth it. It comes with so many services, and it can also make snow? Can we come again next time?" Pei Xian didn't know why, so he held an umbrella for him with one hand and caught snowflakes with the other. Play.

Gu Han was weak, "Not good, commit suicide again."

Just when he thought that this was already the limit of human beings, no, non-human beings, the light show ended, and the magic ring was about to enter the spinning state.

The seat on the backside slowly turned back, and the group of people don't know when they put on their top hats, and pulled down the zipper of their down jackets at them...

They pulled out flutes, trumpets, clarinets, saxophones...

"It's time for a dog!" Gu Han was dumbfounded.

Pei Xian expressed his admiration for the playground service!

The wind is blowing, the snow is drifting, and the magic ring is spinning.

A melodious tune came, and a full-bodied male voice was singing: "Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is blowing, the sky and the earth are vast, and a cut plum blossom stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of Yiren..."

Gu Han sat on the rest bench with his head bowed, his coat was messy and the scarf was loose, and there was still unmelted snowflakes on his head. He was holding a winter special beer with red dates in his hand, which was the only alcoholic drink provided in the park.

At this time, he even wanted to drink a bottle of vodka, drink it all in one gulp, and then cut through the ice of the artificial lake with his bare hands and jumped directly.

Pei Xian leaned against his shoulder and carefully looked through the photos on the phone.

Soaring Oculus is the most wonderful game he has ever played, with lights, scenery, snow and music, a super luxurious experience!Be sure to take a good look at Gu Caocao's Weibo.

Pei Xian's photography skills are terrible, coupled with the interference of artificial snow scenes, and the magic ring spinning soaring into the sky, Gu Han is not a complete person in his lens, with all kinds of weird shapes, but he still enjoys watching it.

At this time, a bright red meteor firework rises in the southern sky, kicking off the monthly firework show.

Hundreds of fireworks exploded along the shore of the artificial lake, and soon formed a series of red and golden colors, reflecting dazzling and colorful reflections on the lake and ice.

"Ding"

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[Attention the host, the "Winter Energy Points Battle" mission is less than 24 hours away, please complete the mission as soon as possible. 】

Gu Han looked at the little task time left, and felt that this was not just a task reminder, but also a warning to be a duck, the countdown to the debut of the duck king!

He looked deeply at Pei Xian, with a sad mood and complicated eyes.

Pei Xian also looked at him deeply, with a happy mood and focused eyes.

Three clusters of fireworks shot high into the sky, "boom, boom, boom" exploded into several fireworks of different shapes, and half of the sky was as bright as day.

Gu Han took a deep breath, "Well...Xianxian, why don't we go home, and I'll dance you a rabbit dance while it's still early?"

Pei Xian's fingers slid back and forth along the line of his firm jaw, "What? Mr. Gu wants to turn back?"

"Hey, it's exciting to eat once in a while." Gu Han took his hand and rubbed it.

Pei Xian sat on the floor and asked, "Rabbit hula dance!"

Gu Han shook his head, "Just the rabbit dance, whether you like it or not!"

Pei Xian shook her finger, "Rabbit hula dance, dance with Gu Caocao!"

"Okay, okay! Rabbit hula dance, no grass! No more changes!" Gu Han exploded on the spot.

Pei Xian jumped into his arms, "My husband, you are so kind!"

"Ding"

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[The host has successfully obtained the specified praise once, gained 1 unit of energy, and the current energy balance is 15]

Before Gu Han was happy, Pei Xian pulled him up and ran away, "Mr. Gu, let's go to the souvenir shop, I want to buy you glittering rabbit ears!"

"No—" Gu Han's scream echoed in the night sky.

In order to comfort Gu Han, who got her wish, Pei Xian, along the way, her husband is good, her husband is wonderful, and her husband is croaking.

Gu Han looked at the exponentially increasing points, only to realize that the bottom line of morality is that he has not tasted the sweetness. According to this point increase trend, let alone the rabbit dance, he can dance the Egyptian sex dance!

I don't know how everyone who fought to protect the boss's chastity feels now...

The 1.8-meter-seven red-headed duck king, with flashing rabbit ears, is holding his little benefactor in one hand, and walking to the parking lot refreshed with various souvenirs in the other.

Since he was drunk and could not drive, the driver at home was already waiting.

They happily walked across the square, playing the central electronic screen of the variety show, and suddenly inserted a news about a major traffic accident.

Gu Han glanced dazedly, and found that the victim was Zhou Kai's second brother, Zhou Bin!

Memories poured in like a tsunami, and the struggle of the Zhou family became fierce. For Zhou Kai, only the powerful second brother was left. At this time in the last life, it was he who designed to frame Zhou Bin and put him in prison. Zhou Bin's scandals were overwhelming.

Looking at the cruel scene of the flames, Gu Han held on to Pei Xian's hand with great difficulty. If Xiao Yuhang can return to China early, Zhou Kai can naturally be blackened in advance!