The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me
Chapter 32 The First Day of No Beloved
The living room is experiencing the Iraqi night. Wu Qianyi and Guo Fei each occupy the dining room and the teahouse, two favorable locations, and give an ultimatum, vowing to turn the other party into steam within 2 minutes.
Uncle Lin and Auntie Lin were very calm. This kind of scene would happen every New Year when Mr. Gu stayed in the old house when his relatives were in the old house.
Gu Han is even more used to wearing casual clothes, his slightly dry hair hangs down and fades away from the elite, showing a bit of youthful recklessness.
Ignoring the tomahawk flying over his head, he walked straight to the core battle area with his scud. He searched around but didn't find his little quail?
It was still dog brand Alpaca Gu, who was very careless, ran to the bottom of the huge dining table, put away his little hooves, and squatted with Pei Xian, a war refugee who was holding his knees in a daze.
Unlike Gu Han, who was bombed from childhood to adulthood, and lived a very lonely life in his previous life, he couldn't parry this kind of weapon of mass destruction attack at all, and his face said that the baby was going to be autistic.
Gu Han saw that he had an apocalyptic expression on his face, so he simply lay down on the carpet and crawled under the dining table.
Fortunately, the dining table in their house is big enough for the two of them to sit under it without being too crowded.
Gu Han didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he climbed up against the rain of bullets and brought down a few plates of dried fruit snacks, and fed them to Pei Xian and Gu Caocao.
"Hey, haven't you seen such a big scene?" He walked along the table and took down a pot of strong-scented black tea, eating and drinking very comfortably.
Pei Xian took a bite out of his hand and asked with lingering fear: "How much hatred do Miss Wu and Guo Fei have? I always feel that they will kill each other when they meet!"
"Hehe, it's more than killing? It can be bitten into three pieces!" Gu Han continued to feed Pei Xian with the cup he had drunk.
Pei Xian bared and drank slightly sweet black tea, "Why?"
"Oh, it's a long story for a child without a mother!" Gu Han lamented his youth, "The three of us are in the same middle school. At that time, I was in high school and was preparing to go abroad in the International Department. These two annoying little boys just entered junior high school."
After he finished speaking, he paused, then crawled out from the other side of the dining table without saying a word, crossing the line of fire with his cat body, and took down a heavy maroon leather-bound photo album from the top of the teahouse bookshelf.
Gu Han came back and opened the photo album and spread it on his lap, "See if you can recognize who it is?"
Pei Xian and Gu Caocao came over at the same time, and the entire page was covered with two-inch black and white ID photos, and all of them were boys.
"Wow... I don't know him, but here is a super handsome little brother." Pei Xian pressed his fingers against a boy with delicate features and outstanding temperament.
"En." Gu Han nodded in agreement, "This is only Wu Qianyi."
Pei Xian withdrew her fingers as if her fingers had been scalded, and climbed onto the dining table in horror, looking at her waist-length curly hair, gorgeous red lips, tall figure, curvy devil just taking off her eight-inch high-heeled shoes and smashing Guo Fei's Wu Qianyi madly, then trembling Suo crawled back and felt that he was blind.
Gu Han closed the photo album and patted the top of his head to express comfort, "It's not your problem, but this world is too crazy."
"Has she changed her gender?" Pei Xian asked quietly in his ear.
Gu Han smiled and shook his head, imitating him to lower his voice, "No, she's just deformed."
"..." Pei Xian, this is not the world I know, I want to go home.
Gu Han rubbed his stiff cheeks maliciously, "Wuqianyi Middle School is in the dance drama department. There are too many girls in the dance theater department and there are few boys, so the performances often don't have enough male actors, and she is tall and can't match a suitable opponent for a girl. So I decided to become an actor."
Pei Xian rested her small chin and sat in a row with Gu Cao hastily to listen to the story.
Gu Han went on to say: "Maybe it's because there are too many male actors? Wu Qianyi's behavior is extraordinarily charming, and she is attracted to little girls. In addition, this guy has a sweet face and a cheap mouth. The whole school is disturbed by her and has no peace."
"Then how did Guo Fei become enemies with him?" Pei Xian couldn't help asking.
Gu Han let out a long sigh, "Guo Fei has a crush on Banhua, but Banhua has a crush on Wu Qianyi."
"But, but Wu Qianyi is a woman?" Pei Xian tied a knot in his brain.
Gu Han flipped to another page of the photo album, pointed to the photo of Guo Fei, who is slightly fat and honest, "Who do you choose if you are a girl?"
"I choose Miss Wu!" Without hesitation, Pei Xian covered his face in despair.
"Later, Guo Fei was not convinced, so he went to the dance department to find Wu Qianyi's theory." Gu Han shook his head, "Wu Qianyi was rehearsing that day, wearing a king's armor heroically, he beat Guo Fei into a pig's head."
"Oh... so it's no wonder that they pinch each other when they meet." Pei Xian suddenly realized.
"Where is this? There is more exciting content in the future." Gu Han fed him a cashew nut, "Our school's dance drama department and singing department have long-term enmity. There was no place for her to play, so she went to the radio station to sing anonymously every Friday afternoon, known as 'Juliet at five o'clock'."
"Wow! Ms. Wu is so powerful? She's so handsome!" Pei Xian stared in admiration.
Gu Han gave him a glance and covered his mouth with golden jujube cakes, "Then Guo Fei, who was broken in love, fell in love with the singing every Friday."
Crack, boom, crack!Pei Xian's face was full of black lines, and there were dark clouds above his head, and Guo Fei could be seen crossing the tribulation above.
"Guo Fei's grandson is quite good at playing, and his alias '08:30 Romeo' writes love letters to the confession wall of the radio station every day, making the city full of wind and rain." Gu Han suddenly became serious while chewing dried fruit, "Then one day..."
Pei Xian looked at him with longing eyes, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
"Hey, start paying to listen to it from here, let's give it a shot!" Gu Han smirked and moved his face closer.
"Mr. Gu is such a profiteer!" Pei Xian reluctantly wiped his mouth with his face.
"Profitable businessman? Heh, then poke your mouth and listen to a word!" Gu Han threatened.
Pei Xian hugged his knees obediently, "Mr. Gu, you are the kindest, kindest and least profitable businessman in the world."
Gu Han tasted this perfunctory rainbow fart, not intending to argue with him and continued: "Lovesickness makes people pee, one day Guo Fei learned that 'Juliet at Five O'clock' was going to record a program in the broadcasting room, and there was a tree next to the broadcasting room on the second floor. Crooked neck tree, Guo Fei sat on the tree and wanted to see the beauty's true face."
Pei Xian was obsessed with what he heard, then what?
"I don't know what happened that day. Halfway through the recording, it might be a circuit problem and the external equipment suddenly caught fire, because the fire was not too big, and the people in the recording studio couldn't see it. But Guo Fei could see it. This **** hero saved the United States! He just Jumped in from the window, waited for the fire to start, and he didn't have any fire extinguishing tools, so he took off his trouser belt and stood on the table to urinate in front of the outside equipment. After the fire was extinguished, he trembled triumphantly Before I put on my pants, Wu Qianyi ran out of the recording of 'Juliet at Five O'clock'... you know, what else can I do besides being beaten as a pig's head 20?" Gu Han finished speaking in one breath based on the principle of service.
Pei Xian completely petrified with "My day!" written on his face, what kind of human accident is this?
"Oh, that's what happened to the last two. Wu Qianyi thinks that Guo Fei is a wretched exhibitionist who loses five in combat power, and Guo Fei thinks that Wu Qianyi is a perverted female hooligan who deceives her feelings. Tsk tsk, good luck tricks people, and then...they have a relationship Engagement." Gu Han patted the biscuit crumbs off his hands, shook his head and sighed.
With his chin propped up, Pei Xian's eyes suddenly fell on the photo album, and little paws crawled over secretly, "Mr. Gu, can I have a look at your school photos?"
"Huh? No way!" Gu Han hugged the photo album as if facing a formidable enemy, got up and ran.
Pei Xian was as light as a swallow and grabbed his ankle, "Mr. Gu... Don't be afraid to give birth to you, just show me, let me indulge in your invincible youthful and beautiful face!"
Gu Han pressed the photo album tightly in his arms and crawled forward forcefully, "Don't even think about...peeping at my beauty!"
Wu Qianyi and Guo Fei stopped fighting at the same time, looking down at the two people crawling on the carpet.
"Come here! Is there anyone here to help me?" Pei Xian stood up and squeezed out a few crocodile tears for help.
In the eyes of Wu Qianyi, Guo Fei, and Gu Caocao, Pei Xian is weak, helpless and pitiful. He has just been bullied by Xiao Yuhang, and he has a cold, so why is Gu Han so big?How unreasonable!
The two came forward and pressed Gu Han on the carpet to impose sanctions!
Pei Xian took the opportunity to go up and lie down on the ground to pull out the photo album from his arms, and hugged it like a [-]-meter sprint.
Then he sat on the stairs excitedly flipping through the pages, and finally his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop laughing. Gu Han's graduation photo was a picture of a bald head like a marinated egg!
Although having no hair highlights the natural beauty of Boss Gu, but it is so funny in a piece of youthful and lush hair!
Gu Han gave up resisting and lay down on the carpet like a dead fish, tears of regret flowing slowly...
The frantic weekend is finally over, and Gu Han has never been so eager to leave home to go to work, to make money, to join the ruthless business battlefield, and to be a money-making machine for Mo's feelings!
His morale is high and he devotes himself to work, forgetting the pain, confusion and shame. When he is about to leave work, the system that has not moved for a long time suddenly sends a task.
"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:
[Task name: Battle of Winter Energy Points!Task content: The host only needs to ask Xianxian to say "husband, you are really x", x= great, powerful, great, good and other commendatory and complimenting words, and then you can get rewards; reward method: when Xianxian speaks praise for the first time You can get 1 unit of energy. When Xianxian praises you for the second time, you can get a reward of 2 energy from the last time, and so on, there is no upper limit!Task time limit: within 72 hours.Caring for Xianxian is everyone's responsibility!Task remaining time: 71:59:43]
Gu Han was so excited that he danced and did a set of dancing youth radio gymnastics in the office!
After the excitement, he calmly analyzed and felt that this matter is easy to handle, because his Xianxian is a little money fanatic!
For the first time, Boss Gu felt that loving money is good, loving money, and loving money is a virtue that goes deep into his heart. He seemed to have seen more than 400 energy units rushing towards him like a mountain roaring and a tsunami.
He laid out the manuscript paper and wrote the price of bribing Pei Xian with a pen, and even called the secretary to ask him to frame it into a high-end catalog, referring to the wine list of a five-star hotel.
Secretary Ke looked at the boss's familiar handwriting in a daze, as if his career had reached a dead end and he would never get out again...
After dinner, Pei Xian was playing takraw ball with Gu Caocao in the living room. Gu Caocao had entered puberty and started to be mischievous. One second he was playing well, the next second he gnawed the ball to pieces.
"Gu Caocao, if you keep gnawing on things like this, I'll send you to school!" Gu Han tried his best to take out the broken rattan ball from its mouth, and taught him a serious face.
Gu hastily shook his neck and jumped a few steps on the spot, like a child playing tricks, "Oh! Oh!"
"Have you learned to talk back?" Gu Han rubbed its big head hard.
Pei Xian brought a new grass takraw ball, and was just about to stop Gu Han from getting acquainted with underage grass mud horses, when the doorbell suddenly rang.
Gu Han walked over quickly, and Uncle Lin had already opened the door.
He whispered a few words at the door, came back with a special big book and sat on the sofa, and called Pei Xian mysteriously, "Xianxian, come here, I'll show you something good!"
Pei Xian took Gu Caocao and nestled on the sofa together and said seriously: "Mr. Gu, please don't talk like that outside, or you will be regarded as a pornographic seller."
"It's much better than porn!" Gu Han handed it to him as if offering a treasure.
Hearing this, Pei Xian suspected that he was going to engage in pornographic activities at home, so he hurriedly drove Gu Cao to play ball again.
He took the box-like things carefully, for fear that a naked man would jump out of it.
This is a set of high-grade buckskin cover, top-quality African zebra wood as old back cover, sterling silver hand-wrapped corners, and golden wax lacquer seaming to seal the waist. It looks like a magic tool that can be transformed by chanting a spell.
There was a strange golden light in Gu Han's eyes, "Quickly open it and have a look!"
Pei Xian obediently tore open the waistband with a suspicious expression on his face, and opened the cover. Inside was a piece of coated paper with hot pink flowers sprinkled with gold foil and feather butterflies. It was handwritten on it with deformed cursive characters that could not be recognized at a glance. The level of pretense was at its peak!
He put his eyes close to his hands to identify the characters, and read out the above content intermittently: "Husband, you are so good, the price is 50, husband, you are awesome, the price is 70, husband, you are really good, the price is 100 million..."
This is Gu Han's conspiracy. He intentionally used complicated cursive characters for Pei Xian to recognize. As long as a normal person would read it aloud in order not to make a mistake, he would get a lot of points for nothing!
I'm a fucking genius!No, it's a ghost!
"Ding!"
"Caring for the villain's IQ system" law enforcement news:
[This system detects that the host has cheated, and hereby issues a warning: Be a good man for me! 】
The smug look faded from Gu Han's face, he was scolded even if he didn't take advantage of it, the problem was that he didn't dare to talk back for fear of losing his energy!
Hey...it's okay, I still have envy.
Pei Xianyun closed the booklet calmly, looked affectionately at the big hexagonal nut in his hand, a little shy and a little emotional.
If he could call Gu Han bankrupt before, it was purely for money and running away, but now they are connected, Mr. Gu likes his connotation, and he likes Mr. Gu's face.Money is dispensable, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, a sentient being can drink water to fill his stomach, not to mention he is not short of money.
ah!I'm really a virtuous, noble, out-of-vulgar, and loving person!Such a rich connotation must let Mr. Gu know!
Pei Xian looked at Gu Han tenderly and obediently, with loving eyes, "Mr. Gu, I swear that I will never ask for your money again."
"Ah???" Gu Han was confused, "No, why not? Don't, it's too sudden! Let's discuss it, why don't you force it this time?"
Pei Xian insisted, "Mr. Gu can't, then I will feel that my connotation is not worthy of your liking."
"Heaven! Ancestor, you can't just change without a transition period!" Gu Han fell down on the sofa and hit the cushion with his head.
Pei Xian didn't know, so he asked tentatively: "Mr. Gu, do you want me to praise you..."
Gu Han got up and took his hand, and kissed him all over like eating chicken feet, "As long as you are willing to praise me according to the price list just now, you can do whatever you want!"
"Really?" Pei Xian was a little moved.
Gu Han entangled with his little finger, "Hanging on the hook will not change for 100 years, lie to you and I will lose husky blood next time I get injured!"
Pei Xian looked at his handsome face, eyes gleaming like obsidian, swallowed, "Okay, let me think about it all night, and I'll tell you tomorrow morning."
The next morning, Gu Han was absent-mindedly working in the office, the time passed by every minute, and there was no sound from the little quail.
Just when he was desperate, Secretary Ke sent a fax, which was sent by Pei Xian from home.
Secretary Ke gently put the paper in front of the boss, with tears in his eyes, ready to go back and write a letter of resignation. Secretary is a dangerous profession. You don’t know how many nightmares lie behind the dog-like boss, being played with, hurt, and bullied ... all night long like a rag doll!
Gu Han picked up the fax and felt suffocated and rushed towards him!
[Dear Mr. Gu, the price of this transaction is as follows: the macho man gets a random compliment from envy once when he comes out of the bath; Rabbit Dance received five designated praises from Xianxian.Dear Mr. Gu, your little cutie is eager to reach an agreement with you on this transaction, based on the principle of mutual benefit, friendly negotiation and fair sale! ua~]
Nima!I'm not just a duck!I have to be a fucking red-headed duck king with hidden skills!
Gu Han was shocked, and even felt that his career path and even his life had undergone an irresistible distortion!
No!He can't follow the crowd, he must do everything possible to stop the transaction and get envious praise!
Then he pressed the inside line to call three assistant groups and a secretary group in the president's office, and asked them to look for—let your boyfriend praise you for your mystery!
Gu Han sat calmly in front of the large desk, behind him was the CBD shrouded in winter gray, the invulnerable coldness of the steel forest hit his back through the floor-to-ceiling windows, it was bitingly cold!
This is not an ordinary transaction, this is a life-and-death war!
Uncle Lin and Auntie Lin were very calm. This kind of scene would happen every New Year when Mr. Gu stayed in the old house when his relatives were in the old house.
Gu Han is even more used to wearing casual clothes, his slightly dry hair hangs down and fades away from the elite, showing a bit of youthful recklessness.
Ignoring the tomahawk flying over his head, he walked straight to the core battle area with his scud. He searched around but didn't find his little quail?
It was still dog brand Alpaca Gu, who was very careless, ran to the bottom of the huge dining table, put away his little hooves, and squatted with Pei Xian, a war refugee who was holding his knees in a daze.
Unlike Gu Han, who was bombed from childhood to adulthood, and lived a very lonely life in his previous life, he couldn't parry this kind of weapon of mass destruction attack at all, and his face said that the baby was going to be autistic.
Gu Han saw that he had an apocalyptic expression on his face, so he simply lay down on the carpet and crawled under the dining table.
Fortunately, the dining table in their house is big enough for the two of them to sit under it without being too crowded.
Gu Han didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he climbed up against the rain of bullets and brought down a few plates of dried fruit snacks, and fed them to Pei Xian and Gu Caocao.
"Hey, haven't you seen such a big scene?" He walked along the table and took down a pot of strong-scented black tea, eating and drinking very comfortably.
Pei Xian took a bite out of his hand and asked with lingering fear: "How much hatred do Miss Wu and Guo Fei have? I always feel that they will kill each other when they meet!"
"Hehe, it's more than killing? It can be bitten into three pieces!" Gu Han continued to feed Pei Xian with the cup he had drunk.
Pei Xian bared and drank slightly sweet black tea, "Why?"
"Oh, it's a long story for a child without a mother!" Gu Han lamented his youth, "The three of us are in the same middle school. At that time, I was in high school and was preparing to go abroad in the International Department. These two annoying little boys just entered junior high school."
After he finished speaking, he paused, then crawled out from the other side of the dining table without saying a word, crossing the line of fire with his cat body, and took down a heavy maroon leather-bound photo album from the top of the teahouse bookshelf.
Gu Han came back and opened the photo album and spread it on his lap, "See if you can recognize who it is?"
Pei Xian and Gu Caocao came over at the same time, and the entire page was covered with two-inch black and white ID photos, and all of them were boys.
"Wow... I don't know him, but here is a super handsome little brother." Pei Xian pressed his fingers against a boy with delicate features and outstanding temperament.
"En." Gu Han nodded in agreement, "This is only Wu Qianyi."
Pei Xian withdrew her fingers as if her fingers had been scalded, and climbed onto the dining table in horror, looking at her waist-length curly hair, gorgeous red lips, tall figure, curvy devil just taking off her eight-inch high-heeled shoes and smashing Guo Fei's Wu Qianyi madly, then trembling Suo crawled back and felt that he was blind.
Gu Han closed the photo album and patted the top of his head to express comfort, "It's not your problem, but this world is too crazy."
"Has she changed her gender?" Pei Xian asked quietly in his ear.
Gu Han smiled and shook his head, imitating him to lower his voice, "No, she's just deformed."
"..." Pei Xian, this is not the world I know, I want to go home.
Gu Han rubbed his stiff cheeks maliciously, "Wuqianyi Middle School is in the dance drama department. There are too many girls in the dance theater department and there are few boys, so the performances often don't have enough male actors, and she is tall and can't match a suitable opponent for a girl. So I decided to become an actor."
Pei Xian rested her small chin and sat in a row with Gu Cao hastily to listen to the story.
Gu Han went on to say: "Maybe it's because there are too many male actors? Wu Qianyi's behavior is extraordinarily charming, and she is attracted to little girls. In addition, this guy has a sweet face and a cheap mouth. The whole school is disturbed by her and has no peace."
"Then how did Guo Fei become enemies with him?" Pei Xian couldn't help asking.
Gu Han let out a long sigh, "Guo Fei has a crush on Banhua, but Banhua has a crush on Wu Qianyi."
"But, but Wu Qianyi is a woman?" Pei Xian tied a knot in his brain.
Gu Han flipped to another page of the photo album, pointed to the photo of Guo Fei, who is slightly fat and honest, "Who do you choose if you are a girl?"
"I choose Miss Wu!" Without hesitation, Pei Xian covered his face in despair.
"Later, Guo Fei was not convinced, so he went to the dance department to find Wu Qianyi's theory." Gu Han shook his head, "Wu Qianyi was rehearsing that day, wearing a king's armor heroically, he beat Guo Fei into a pig's head."
"Oh... so it's no wonder that they pinch each other when they meet." Pei Xian suddenly realized.
"Where is this? There is more exciting content in the future." Gu Han fed him a cashew nut, "Our school's dance drama department and singing department have long-term enmity. There was no place for her to play, so she went to the radio station to sing anonymously every Friday afternoon, known as 'Juliet at five o'clock'."
"Wow! Ms. Wu is so powerful? She's so handsome!" Pei Xian stared in admiration.
Gu Han gave him a glance and covered his mouth with golden jujube cakes, "Then Guo Fei, who was broken in love, fell in love with the singing every Friday."
Crack, boom, crack!Pei Xian's face was full of black lines, and there were dark clouds above his head, and Guo Fei could be seen crossing the tribulation above.
"Guo Fei's grandson is quite good at playing, and his alias '08:30 Romeo' writes love letters to the confession wall of the radio station every day, making the city full of wind and rain." Gu Han suddenly became serious while chewing dried fruit, "Then one day..."
Pei Xian looked at him with longing eyes, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
"Hey, start paying to listen to it from here, let's give it a shot!" Gu Han smirked and moved his face closer.
"Mr. Gu is such a profiteer!" Pei Xian reluctantly wiped his mouth with his face.
"Profitable businessman? Heh, then poke your mouth and listen to a word!" Gu Han threatened.
Pei Xian hugged his knees obediently, "Mr. Gu, you are the kindest, kindest and least profitable businessman in the world."
Gu Han tasted this perfunctory rainbow fart, not intending to argue with him and continued: "Lovesickness makes people pee, one day Guo Fei learned that 'Juliet at Five O'clock' was going to record a program in the broadcasting room, and there was a tree next to the broadcasting room on the second floor. Crooked neck tree, Guo Fei sat on the tree and wanted to see the beauty's true face."
Pei Xian was obsessed with what he heard, then what?
"I don't know what happened that day. Halfway through the recording, it might be a circuit problem and the external equipment suddenly caught fire, because the fire was not too big, and the people in the recording studio couldn't see it. But Guo Fei could see it. This **** hero saved the United States! He just Jumped in from the window, waited for the fire to start, and he didn't have any fire extinguishing tools, so he took off his trouser belt and stood on the table to urinate in front of the outside equipment. After the fire was extinguished, he trembled triumphantly Before I put on my pants, Wu Qianyi ran out of the recording of 'Juliet at Five O'clock'... you know, what else can I do besides being beaten as a pig's head 20?" Gu Han finished speaking in one breath based on the principle of service.
Pei Xian completely petrified with "My day!" written on his face, what kind of human accident is this?
"Oh, that's what happened to the last two. Wu Qianyi thinks that Guo Fei is a wretched exhibitionist who loses five in combat power, and Guo Fei thinks that Wu Qianyi is a perverted female hooligan who deceives her feelings. Tsk tsk, good luck tricks people, and then...they have a relationship Engagement." Gu Han patted the biscuit crumbs off his hands, shook his head and sighed.
With his chin propped up, Pei Xian's eyes suddenly fell on the photo album, and little paws crawled over secretly, "Mr. Gu, can I have a look at your school photos?"
"Huh? No way!" Gu Han hugged the photo album as if facing a formidable enemy, got up and ran.
Pei Xian was as light as a swallow and grabbed his ankle, "Mr. Gu... Don't be afraid to give birth to you, just show me, let me indulge in your invincible youthful and beautiful face!"
Gu Han pressed the photo album tightly in his arms and crawled forward forcefully, "Don't even think about...peeping at my beauty!"
Wu Qianyi and Guo Fei stopped fighting at the same time, looking down at the two people crawling on the carpet.
"Come here! Is there anyone here to help me?" Pei Xian stood up and squeezed out a few crocodile tears for help.
In the eyes of Wu Qianyi, Guo Fei, and Gu Caocao, Pei Xian is weak, helpless and pitiful. He has just been bullied by Xiao Yuhang, and he has a cold, so why is Gu Han so big?How unreasonable!
The two came forward and pressed Gu Han on the carpet to impose sanctions!
Pei Xian took the opportunity to go up and lie down on the ground to pull out the photo album from his arms, and hugged it like a [-]-meter sprint.
Then he sat on the stairs excitedly flipping through the pages, and finally his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop laughing. Gu Han's graduation photo was a picture of a bald head like a marinated egg!
Although having no hair highlights the natural beauty of Boss Gu, but it is so funny in a piece of youthful and lush hair!
Gu Han gave up resisting and lay down on the carpet like a dead fish, tears of regret flowing slowly...
The frantic weekend is finally over, and Gu Han has never been so eager to leave home to go to work, to make money, to join the ruthless business battlefield, and to be a money-making machine for Mo's feelings!
His morale is high and he devotes himself to work, forgetting the pain, confusion and shame. When he is about to leave work, the system that has not moved for a long time suddenly sends a task.
"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:
[Task name: Battle of Winter Energy Points!Task content: The host only needs to ask Xianxian to say "husband, you are really x", x= great, powerful, great, good and other commendatory and complimenting words, and then you can get rewards; reward method: when Xianxian speaks praise for the first time You can get 1 unit of energy. When Xianxian praises you for the second time, you can get a reward of 2 energy from the last time, and so on, there is no upper limit!Task time limit: within 72 hours.Caring for Xianxian is everyone's responsibility!Task remaining time: 71:59:43]
Gu Han was so excited that he danced and did a set of dancing youth radio gymnastics in the office!
After the excitement, he calmly analyzed and felt that this matter is easy to handle, because his Xianxian is a little money fanatic!
For the first time, Boss Gu felt that loving money is good, loving money, and loving money is a virtue that goes deep into his heart. He seemed to have seen more than 400 energy units rushing towards him like a mountain roaring and a tsunami.
He laid out the manuscript paper and wrote the price of bribing Pei Xian with a pen, and even called the secretary to ask him to frame it into a high-end catalog, referring to the wine list of a five-star hotel.
Secretary Ke looked at the boss's familiar handwriting in a daze, as if his career had reached a dead end and he would never get out again...
After dinner, Pei Xian was playing takraw ball with Gu Caocao in the living room. Gu Caocao had entered puberty and started to be mischievous. One second he was playing well, the next second he gnawed the ball to pieces.
"Gu Caocao, if you keep gnawing on things like this, I'll send you to school!" Gu Han tried his best to take out the broken rattan ball from its mouth, and taught him a serious face.
Gu hastily shook his neck and jumped a few steps on the spot, like a child playing tricks, "Oh! Oh!"
"Have you learned to talk back?" Gu Han rubbed its big head hard.
Pei Xian brought a new grass takraw ball, and was just about to stop Gu Han from getting acquainted with underage grass mud horses, when the doorbell suddenly rang.
Gu Han walked over quickly, and Uncle Lin had already opened the door.
He whispered a few words at the door, came back with a special big book and sat on the sofa, and called Pei Xian mysteriously, "Xianxian, come here, I'll show you something good!"
Pei Xian took Gu Caocao and nestled on the sofa together and said seriously: "Mr. Gu, please don't talk like that outside, or you will be regarded as a pornographic seller."
"It's much better than porn!" Gu Han handed it to him as if offering a treasure.
Hearing this, Pei Xian suspected that he was going to engage in pornographic activities at home, so he hurriedly drove Gu Cao to play ball again.
He took the box-like things carefully, for fear that a naked man would jump out of it.
This is a set of high-grade buckskin cover, top-quality African zebra wood as old back cover, sterling silver hand-wrapped corners, and golden wax lacquer seaming to seal the waist. It looks like a magic tool that can be transformed by chanting a spell.
There was a strange golden light in Gu Han's eyes, "Quickly open it and have a look!"
Pei Xian obediently tore open the waistband with a suspicious expression on his face, and opened the cover. Inside was a piece of coated paper with hot pink flowers sprinkled with gold foil and feather butterflies. It was handwritten on it with deformed cursive characters that could not be recognized at a glance. The level of pretense was at its peak!
He put his eyes close to his hands to identify the characters, and read out the above content intermittently: "Husband, you are so good, the price is 50, husband, you are awesome, the price is 70, husband, you are really good, the price is 100 million..."
This is Gu Han's conspiracy. He intentionally used complicated cursive characters for Pei Xian to recognize. As long as a normal person would read it aloud in order not to make a mistake, he would get a lot of points for nothing!
I'm a fucking genius!No, it's a ghost!
"Ding!"
"Caring for the villain's IQ system" law enforcement news:
[This system detects that the host has cheated, and hereby issues a warning: Be a good man for me! 】
The smug look faded from Gu Han's face, he was scolded even if he didn't take advantage of it, the problem was that he didn't dare to talk back for fear of losing his energy!
Hey...it's okay, I still have envy.
Pei Xianyun closed the booklet calmly, looked affectionately at the big hexagonal nut in his hand, a little shy and a little emotional.
If he could call Gu Han bankrupt before, it was purely for money and running away, but now they are connected, Mr. Gu likes his connotation, and he likes Mr. Gu's face.Money is dispensable, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, a sentient being can drink water to fill his stomach, not to mention he is not short of money.
ah!I'm really a virtuous, noble, out-of-vulgar, and loving person!Such a rich connotation must let Mr. Gu know!
Pei Xian looked at Gu Han tenderly and obediently, with loving eyes, "Mr. Gu, I swear that I will never ask for your money again."
"Ah???" Gu Han was confused, "No, why not? Don't, it's too sudden! Let's discuss it, why don't you force it this time?"
Pei Xian insisted, "Mr. Gu can't, then I will feel that my connotation is not worthy of your liking."
"Heaven! Ancestor, you can't just change without a transition period!" Gu Han fell down on the sofa and hit the cushion with his head.
Pei Xian didn't know, so he asked tentatively: "Mr. Gu, do you want me to praise you..."
Gu Han got up and took his hand, and kissed him all over like eating chicken feet, "As long as you are willing to praise me according to the price list just now, you can do whatever you want!"
"Really?" Pei Xian was a little moved.
Gu Han entangled with his little finger, "Hanging on the hook will not change for 100 years, lie to you and I will lose husky blood next time I get injured!"
Pei Xian looked at his handsome face, eyes gleaming like obsidian, swallowed, "Okay, let me think about it all night, and I'll tell you tomorrow morning."
The next morning, Gu Han was absent-mindedly working in the office, the time passed by every minute, and there was no sound from the little quail.
Just when he was desperate, Secretary Ke sent a fax, which was sent by Pei Xian from home.
Secretary Ke gently put the paper in front of the boss, with tears in his eyes, ready to go back and write a letter of resignation. Secretary is a dangerous profession. You don’t know how many nightmares lie behind the dog-like boss, being played with, hurt, and bullied ... all night long like a rag doll!
Gu Han picked up the fax and felt suffocated and rushed towards him!
[Dear Mr. Gu, the price of this transaction is as follows: the macho man gets a random compliment from envy once when he comes out of the bath; Rabbit Dance received five designated praises from Xianxian.Dear Mr. Gu, your little cutie is eager to reach an agreement with you on this transaction, based on the principle of mutual benefit, friendly negotiation and fair sale! ua~]
Nima!I'm not just a duck!I have to be a fucking red-headed duck king with hidden skills!
Gu Han was shocked, and even felt that his career path and even his life had undergone an irresistible distortion!
No!He can't follow the crowd, he must do everything possible to stop the transaction and get envious praise!
Then he pressed the inside line to call three assistant groups and a secretary group in the president's office, and asked them to look for—let your boyfriend praise you for your mystery!
Gu Han sat calmly in front of the large desk, behind him was the CBD shrouded in winter gray, the invulnerable coldness of the steel forest hit his back through the floor-to-ceiling windows, it was bitingly cold!
This is not an ordinary transaction, this is a life-and-death war!
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