Travel reality shows are not dating shows

Ji Yu looked helplessly at a black starry sky, the stars here were like barbecued pork, the stars over there were like chicken legs, and the moon was like a big meat bun that had been bitten.

"Can we go hunting tomorrow?"

Ye Zhao: "Any one of them is a protected animal. If you have to go, I won't stop you. Let Lu Huaiguang go to the prison in the future and you will bring you a lunch box."

Ji Yu: "... If you find me annoying, you can ignore me."

Ye Zhao snorted inexplicably.

Not far away, the director team was finishing work, Ji Yu sat up and stared at the director with green eyes: "The director is not protecting animals, is it edible?"

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Ye Zhao: "No, he hasn't paid me the bill yet."

Gan Yan: "Me too."

Ji Yu sighed: "Forget it, let him live for now."

Everyone gradually fell asleep.

In the early morning of the next day, all the staff went out to look for food.

Gan Yan thought it would be fine to leave it to them, but Ye Zhao felt that if he wanted to stay here for a while, he had to find a stable source of food, and everyone had to go a little further.

"Just relying on the two of you, don't find any food, and even delivered takeaways to other small animals."

Gan Yan: "Hahaha!"

Ji Yu looked at him with a complicated expression, it's a good thing he can still laugh.

After Ye Zhao joined, the efficiency has improved a lot, at least there is no need to sacrifice their tongues, most of them can be eaten by him at a glance.

Gan Yan held up a red fruit.

Ye Zhao glanced at it: "You can't eat it to death, but it's too bad to eat."

Gan Yan went out and walked around, then held up another yellow fruit covered in bumps.

Ye Zhao stood a little further away silently: "It used to be edible, but now the inside has been eaten up. If you open it and take a look, you may be able to see the family of insects."

Gan Yan carefully threw it away.

Gan Yan wanted to go out, Ye Zhao grabbed him by the collar: "I think I have to tie you a rope, why are you like Sa Huan'er's dog?"

Gan Yan scratched his head, not knowing how to refute.

Lu Huaiguang took out a piece of elastic cord from his bag: "Do you want it?"

Ye Zhao: "...you can't tell if you're joking?"

Lu Huaiguang frowned: "You can just say no?"

Gan Yan also laughed relaxedly: "Brother Ye, you are kidding me! Hehe!"

Ye Zhao: "..."

Behind them, Ji Yu showed a slightly weird smile of relief.

Lu Huaiguang looked at him worriedly: "What's wrong with you?"

Ji Yu: "I think Ye Zhao is naturally a little happy to meet you two, but I'm trying not to laugh too much."

Ye Zhao stopped in his tracks, picked a strange-looking red fruit with hair, and handed it to Ji Yu: "Do you dare to eat it?"

He laughed provocatively, Ji Yu looked indifferent: "Don't dare."

Ye Zhao cut, and Gan Yan jumped up: "Brother let me do it!"

Ye Zhao handed it to him, and he closed his eyes and bit it down, then quickly bent down: "Ugh—"

Lu Huaiguang looked at Ye Zhao with an unfriendly look.

Ye Zhao showed an indescribable expression: "Peeling...you bite all the skin."

He shook his head, cut open the fruit with a knife, revealing the tender white flesh, Gan Yan sniffed, and could already smell the fruity aroma.

He looked at Ye Zhao helplessly, and Ye Zhao stuffed the pulp into his mouth: "It's too flavorful."

Gan Yan chewed it, Ji Yu thought for a moment that he was going to cry.

"Woooooo! Sweet! Delicious!"

Ye Zhao threw one to each of them, and Lu Huaiguang cut it open for Ji Yu before eating his own.

Ji Yu bit the pulp into his mouth and couldn't help but close his eyes.

Ye Zhao looked at him with a funny expression: "The live-action version of "The Little Master of China" should ask you to play the diner."

Ji Yu looked at the camera: "Welcome to contact my manager."

"Now I don't think it's hard to endure these days. It's sweet anyway."

Ye Zhao also had a rare smile on his face: "Then you are pretty easy to support."

Gan Yan was moved: "Brother, this sweet fruit must be on the gourmet record!"

Ji Yu: "Be respectful, how can it have the same name as those crooked melons and dates! From today on it will be our little sweetie!"

Gan Yan: "Alright, Sweetie!"

All three turned to look at him.

Gan Yan scratched his head: "No, brother, I didn't call you Xiao Tiantian..."

Moving forward for a while, they found a lake inside the island that was not too deep.

Ye Zhao breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not bad, usually there are a lot of edibles in this kind of lake."

Ji Yu's eyes lit up: "Can I eat meat?"

Ye Zhao looked at the director team: "Can you give us a fishing net?"

The director team seemed to have to think again, Ji Yu took Lu Huaiguang's fruit knife and held it up threateningly: "Hurry up, or we'll be so hungry that we can do anything! Your director is not a protection animal!"

The director handed out the fishing net tremblingly.

Ji Yu held up the handle of the knife and passed the net back: "What else? You will give one of the four of us?"

The director tremblingly handed out another one.

Seeing that Ji Yu had no plans to go back, he said with a sad face, "No more! There are only two in total!"

Ji Yu reluctantly let him go, and happily ran towards Lu Huaiguang: "Brother, let me go!"

Lu Huaiguang smiled and nodded.

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes, turned his head and saw a sudden change of expression: "Hey, do you want to die!"

Ji Yu was taken aback, only to realize that Gan Yan had already entered the water without them noticing.

Ye Zhao pulled him up with a dark face, and Gan Yan stepped on the shore with bare feet uneasy: "Brother...what's the matter? Didn't you go into the water to catch fish?"

Ye Zhao: "I see you want to go into the water to feed the fish."

Gan Yan was taken aback, and looked at the calm lake water with lingering fear: "Yes, are there crocodiles?"

Ji Yu scratched his head: "This water depth should not be..."

Ye Zhao glanced at him, and Ji Yu immediately realized that the children must know the seriousness of the matter at this time, so he said nonsense with a straight face, "Not only may there be crocodiles, but there may also be the Loch Ness Monster!"

Lu Huaiguang thought it was funny, Ji Yu bumped him lightly: "Be serious."

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes: "It's impossible to have that thing."

Gan Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

"But there may be water snake leeches and water lice."

Gan Yansong lost his temper.

Ye Zhao hooked his neck: "The next one is afraid that our audience will be disgusted, let me tell you in a whisper. Do you know leeches? It will be like this..."

Curiously, Ji Yu stuck out his head to eavesdrop, but Lu Huaiguang pulled him back: "Let's fish."

Ji Yu squatted by the lake, stirred up the lake water, the sediment at the bottom of the lake floated up, and the lake water that looked clean just now was as dirty as a quagmire.

Lu Huaiguang looked at him helplessly: "Brother——"

Ji Yu's expression was serious: "Brother, this is a little trick of my life. Do you know how to catch fish? Generally, this kind of fish, shrimp, etc. don't swim up the water, they hide under the mud..."

Lu Huaiguang's eyes lit up: "Brother, little crab!"

"Where is it!" Ji Yu held up the net, "It's going to you, catch it!"

The little crab protruded left and right in the tumbling muddy water, but it still couldn't escape the pincer attack of Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang, and was finally caught.

Lu Huaiguang washed it with water and was very satisfied: "Brother, you are right, this is the first trophy!"

Ji Yu scratched his chin, feeling a little unbearable: "This is too young...how about we raise him first?"

Ye Zhao just came back after educating Gan Yan: "Do you think it will grow into a hairy crab in five days, or do you plan to stay here forever?"

Ji Yu turned his head and looked at Gan Yan who was following behind him with a pale face.

"What did you do to him?"

Ye Zhao hooked his hand at him, and took the fishing net: "It's nothing, I taught him some survival skills. The main thing is to let him know what happens to those who don't obey in the wild, and by the way, I showed him some cute little girls in the jungle. A picture of what a bite would look like."

Gan Yan's face turned pale again, as if he thought of some terrible picture again.

Ji Yu felt a little sympathetic to him, and Ye Zhao smiled kindly at him: "Does Teacher Ji also want to see the pictures?"

Ji Yu quickly shook his head: "No need, no need, we have to pay for the meal, let's fish."

There were only two fishing nets, but Ji Yu and Gan Yan were not idle, and joined the battle with two stainless steel basins.It's not as easy to use as they are, but it's still a bit of a deterrent.

Ji Yu squatted on the bank, Ye Zhao looked at him.

Ji Yu accidentally turned his head and met his gaze: "What are you looking at?"

Ye Zhao: "I'm afraid I can't help kicking you down."

Ji Yu silently moved towards Lu Huaiguang.

Ye Zhao: "Your ass is kicked at me at most, but you may be kicked at Lu Huaiguang..."

Ji Yu blushed and yelled loudly: "What are you talking about! There are children here! Hey, there are shrimps! Shrimp! Don't let it get away! Go!"

Ye Zhao picked his ears: "Can you stop yelling? The output depends on yelling."

Ji Yu said confidently: "I'm trying to increase my momentum and give them the illusion that they are surrounded. Don't look at us, although we didn't directly catch the prey, but our little steel basin is also very useful in forcing us to move!"

Ye Zhao: "Whatever you want."

They spent most of today's time by the lake. They ate "Xiao Tiantian" at noon, and they were waiting for a meal of fresh lake food in the evening.

When they returned from work, they received a small bag of shrimps and crabs. Ji Yu weighed the weight, wondering if there was a catty, and sighed: "I'm afraid I won't be able to support myself if I become a fisherman after I lose my job."

Gan Yan has been languid since he came back from Ye Zhao's education, Ji Yu looked at him a few more times, and asked Ye Zhao in a low voice, "You really didn't hit him?"

Ye Zhao showed off his biceps: "If I hit him, do you think he can still stand?"

Ji Yu hesitated whether to cheer up the little friend, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Lu Huaiguang frowning and moving his arms, and immediately forgot about Gan Yan.

He moved to Lu Huaiguang's side: "I'll give you a massage when I get back later."

Lu Huaiguang laughed: "It's okay, I still lack exercise."

Ji Yu poked his muscles: "You still say you lack exercise."

Lu Huaiguang sighed: "I haven't exercised much since the recording of the show, it's all because of my brother feeding me fat."

Ji Yu: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my skill."

Lu Huaiguang laughed: "When I go back, brother will exercise with me."