Travel reality shows are not dating shows

"Hey, living in the wild is also pretty good. Going back to the original, running around for a day to eat and drink is over."

Ji Yu felt relieved when he had food, and walked back with the bag of "Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals", not in a hurry.

Ye Zhao ruthlessly shattered his fantasy: "Who told you that today is over? At least the load-bearing materials have to be prepared in a while, otherwise the progress will not be completed by the end, who do you plan to leave the house to?"

Ji Yu is quite open-minded: "The predecessors built a house, and the descendants took refuge. Maybe some people wandered to this island..."

Lu Huaiguang followed him and said, "Then our house is his lifeline."

Ji Yu applauded: "I feel like I can make a blockbuster movie. Thinking about it this way, do you feel that our efforts are not just for survival!"

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes: "If you two make it up like this, you can rebuild the entire universe."

When the three of them talked like this, Gan Yan walked ahead with his head down and opened the way without saying a word, Ji Yu was a little worried.

Children are very enthusiastic on the show, and they are also easy to be hit.

Ji Yu thought about how to remind him tactfully, but after thinking about it, he couldn't be tactful, so he had to go straight to it.

Ji Yu silently took a step behind and stood in the same row as Ye Zhao, and said to him in a low voice, "Look, what a good child, I've scared you into autism, go and coax him."

Ye Zhao pointed at himself in disbelief: "Me? You want me to deceive people? I think you want to add a permanent deadline to his autism."

Lu Huaiguang also took a step back and walked side by side with them: "To untie the bell, one must tie it."

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes and sped up: "You two sing together, I won't talk to you."

The two hurriedly accelerated to catch up.

Ji Yu: "It doesn't matter whether you talk to us or not, you go talk to little pity."

The two of them sandwiched Ye Zhao from left to right, with a look of "if he doesn't go to coax people", they would not go away.

Ye Zhao thought they would leave if they didn't leave, would he still be annoyed to death?

Ji Yu turned to his left ear: "Ms. Ye, tell Mr. Lu for me, can I watch him practice after going back to the gym?"

Ye Zhao: "...he is half a meter away from you, do you think he can't hear you?"

Lu Huaiguang quickly understood his intention, and turned to his right ear: "Ms. Ye, help me tell Mr. Ji that it is not possible."

Ye Zhao closed his mouth, the corners of his mouth twitching patiently.

Ji Yu didn't care whether he deserved it or not: "Ms. Ye helped me tell Mr. Ji, then I will practice the first half of the sit-ups."

"You guys are ruthless!" Ye Zhao couldn't bear it anymore, and walked towards Gan Yan who was walking in front alone.

Ji Yu clapped Lu Huaiguang proudly.

Ye Zhao patted Gan Yan on the shoulder very stiffly, Gan Yan seemed to be distracted, and was suddenly taken aback by him.Seeing who it was, Gan Yan was startled again, and looked at him with uneasy eyes: "Ye, brother Ye..."

Ye Zhao looked a little complicated, took a deep breath: "You did a good job today."

Ji Yu thought that Gan Yan would be moved, but he didn't expect him to show a look of hell.

"..." Ye Zhao coaxed someone to achieve this effect for the first time, and immediately turned dark and walked forward alone.

Gan Yan regained his energy, and let out a cry of "Aw", as if he wanted to give Ye Zhao a bear hug.As soon as he ran behind Ye Zhao, he gave him a warning look, and for the sake of his life, he silently withdrew his hand.

The group quickly returned to the vicinity of the camp, and Ye Zhao arranged the division of labor for a while: "I have to pick some big leaves and put them on the roof..."

"and many more!"

Lu Huaiguang pulled Ji Yu behind him with a serious expression: "Don't go there, there are snakes ahead!"

Gan Yan yelled in fright and almost collapsed on the ground, Ye Zhao grabbed his collar, and he pulled Ye Zhao's arm to stand up: "Brother, I am afraid of snakes..."

Ye Zhao: "Who is not afraid."

"You don't look scared..." Gan Yan looked back with a sad face, "Brother Yu is still secretly taking pictures!"

Ye Zhao looked at Ji Yu who raised the camera from behind Lu Huaiguang's shoulder in silence.

Ji Yu also quibbled: "I didn't just watch the fun, I just took a picture and then... X-degree recognition of the picture! Look at what kind of snake, is it poisonous!"

Lu Huaiguang asked: "Have you found it?"

Ji Yu touched his nose: "X Du said he was a hemp rope."

Ye Zhao: "..."

The director shouted: "Stay where you are, don't get close!"

At this time, a person came out of the staff. He quickly grabbed the snake's tail with one hand, and held a strange hard tool in the other hand, ready to go.

"Wow, it's actually grabbing the tail, I thought I was looking for Qicun first!" Lu Huaiguang refused to let him stand in front, Ji Yu almost put his arms around his neck to watch the fun, breathing on his neck, making him angry Lu Huaiguang's neck turned red.

Ye Zhao: "Can you two pay attention to this atmosphere? And you, let me go."

Gan Yan shook his head, almost clinging to him like a koala, desperately shaking his head and never letting go.

Ji Yu comforted him: "It's okay, this must be an expert snake catcher, if he takes the shot, we might have extra dinner tonight! Open your eyes and see what it looks like before it goes into the pot."

Gan Yan buried his head in Ye Zhao's arms: "I dare not look at it! I'm afraid I will have nightmares at night!"

Lu Huaiguang glanced at the snake with disgust: "I don't want to eat this."

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes: "Most snakes are protected animals."

Ji Yu: "...I'm sorry Brother Snake, I was presumptuous, I should recognize my identity."

Lu Huaiguang held his hand: "You are Lu Huaiguang's first-class protected animal."

Ji Yu: "Hey."

Ye Zhao turned his head in disgust: "Damn, I think you two are endangered meat numbs."

Gan Yan howled louder.

Ye Zhao sighed, "What's wrong?"

Gan Yan: "I'm sore and scared, oh..."

Ye Zhao had the rare patience to comfort others: "It's okay, my mouth has been pinched, the snake head is triangular, most of the snake heads are triangular..."

"Ahhh!" Gan Yan yelled loudly to interrupt him, "Don't describe it! Once you describe it, I can't help but think about it!"

Ye Zhao closed his mouth.

After a while, Gan Yan said again: "Brother Ye, you... why don't you just describe it, or I'll just think about it..."

Ye Zhao let out a long sigh: "You are more troublesome than a snake."

Ji Yu watched them take the snake away curiously: "Where did they take the snake? Did they release it?"

Gan Yan: "What if I swim back later?"

Ji Yu: "Listen carefully, it will still shout 'I will definitely come back' when it leaves after a while."

Lu Huaiguang laughed.

Ye Zhao: "And then they shouted 'Snake Han San is back again'? You are really interesting."

The director team signaled to them that they were safe, and the three of them dragged Gan Yan, who was deadlocked, back to their camp.

Gan Yan shrank to one side of the camp, still not recovering from the shock just now.

Ye Zhao's patience finally ran out: "What's wrong with you? Do I still have to give you a bed sheet? You shivered all night."

Ji Yu looked at the two of them: "Look at the two of them, don't they look like a pair of father and son who have a estrangement."

Lu Huaiguang leaned against him: "What about the two of us? Nosy neighbors."

Ji Yu shook his head: "No, we are retired elders from the neighborhood committee."

Lu Huaiguang held back his laughter, imitating the old man's words: "Well, Mr. Ji, what do you think we should do?"

Ji Yu shook his head, and looked at the two of them with hatred: "Oh, Mr. Lu, look at these two people, the child is timid, and the father seems to have a tendency to domestic violence..."

Ye Zhao: "...can you two save some effort?"

After this interruption, the atmosphere between the two of them eased a little, and everyone started cooking together.

Cooking on a desert island is very simple, there is only one step - cook it.

Shrimp and small crabs were boiled in a pot, Ji Yu watched their color turn red, and couldn't help feeling a little bit looking forward to today's dinner.

He solemnly took out the salt that Mr. Lu put the knife on the director's neck in exchange for, and Ji Yu sprinkled it a little.

Lu Huaiguang: "That's all, is it enough?"

Ji Yu: "Tsk, save some money, we're going to survive."

Lu Huaiguang: "It's okay, the director's neck is still there."

Ji Yu: "..."

He is now seriously reflecting on whether he has brought his younger brother down.

Shrimp and crab soup came out of the pot, and everyone took a bowl, and drank a mouthful of the soup almost simultaneously.

Ji Yu smacked his lips: "Although my heart tells me that something is good to eat, I am a person who has seen the world after all. It's okay, it tastes a little salty."

While there was still some light, everyone built a simple roof, and then lay down in their respective sleeping bags.

Ye Zhao is calculating the work to be done tomorrow: "I have to look for food every day, and the big leaves that cover the roof need to be strengthened..."

Ji Yu still couldn't forget: "Can I eat meat tomorrow? Are there any animals that are not protected?"

Lu Huaiguang: "Chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, cattle and sheep..."

Ji Yu sighed: "Stop talking, I'm going to be hungry again. Come on a shooting star, I want to make a wish, make a wish that a pig will fall from the sky tomorrow."

Ye Zhao: "Something promising, even if I make a wish, I won't even roast a whole lamb."

Gan Yan: "Steak..."

Ji Yu turned over and said, "Forget it, there is no condiment in this place, it's a waste of people."

The next day Ye Zhao asked Lu Huaiguang and Gan Yan to go out to find food together, and Ji Yu stayed behind to help him strengthen the house.

Lu Huaiguang was a little alert.

Ye Zhao put on the gloves: "Why, do you think I broke up the two of you specially? See for yourself, can you still lift your arms today?"

Lu Huai raised his arm without changing his face, and Ji Yu reached out and squeezed it.

Lu Huaiguang: "Woo!"

Ji Yu laughed: "Still trying to be brave?"

Gan Yan looked at Ye Zhao: "Brother Ye, are you worried about Brother Lu's hand?"

He scratched his head, feeling like he had misunderstood him before.

Ye Zhao showed a kind smile: "Of course not, I just want to make you Brother Yu feel sore."

Gan Yan: "..."

Then he doesn't seem to have misunderstood.

"Heh." Ji Yu shook his hands in disdain, "Let the horse come here."